The evening world. Newspaper, May 16, 1902, Page 10

by: the Press Publishing Company, No. 53 to 6 Wark Row, New York. Hntered at the Post-OMmce ‘at New York as Second-Class Mal! Matter. -NO, 14,878. WHY THERE if A STRKE. 'President Truesdale, of the Lackawanna Road, is ro! sincere in saying that he did not expect a strike the coal miners, and also in asserting this opinion that )miners had really nothing to complain of. The atti- of the presidents of the coal roads has uniformly that they did not believe a strike would take place, ‘that they would do nothing to prevent it. They id not even arbitrate it; there was “nothing to arbi- ” ‘But, if it s true that the miners had really nothing to om} hn of, why have the operators refused to have the Hee of their cause established by the decision of an tial board of arbitration? If the grievances of the ‘re imaginary and their demands unreasonable, ty éa it not better to demonstrate this by a fair appeal } the verdict of the National Civic Federation than by eostly and dangerous ordeal of a strike? Im rejeoting the principle of arbitration, as they have ( the employers have given a sufficient explanation ‘the cause of the strike. difference be- A Oistinction with a Ditterence.—The ~ tween Carnegie's offer of $20,000,000 and our own payment - to Spain is that the Government—to use the picturesque Janguage of ex-Speaker Reed—"paid two dollars apiece for ten million yellow-beliies’’ ‘for the purpose of enslay- ing them; Carnegie proposed to purchase their freedom. IT WILL NOT DO. It is impossible not to feel a touch of patriotic sym- pathy for the east side housewives who registered their Protest against Beef Trust extortion by raiding the shops of the kosher butchers yesterday. Their method ‘Was censurable, but their mot!ve was unselfish and even heroic, It was not without precedence in an admired Page of American history. The tax levied on American tea by the arbitrary op- pression of King George was less onerous than the tax levied on the east side meat supply by the exactions of the Beef Trust, yet our school histories hold up to pub- _ lic approval the “Boston tea party,” which ratded the tea ships and dumped their cargo into the harbor. There are obvious reasons, however, why this prece- Gent cannot be adapted to the present situation. More- ‘over a boycott or a raid on the east side meat shops does not reach the really guilty criminals of the Beef Trust. its of Science.—It Is to be hoped that the scien- perts who are predicting ayother eruption of Mount Pelee are as untrustworthy as the experts who on May 7 assured the ill-fated citizens of St. Pierre that there was no danger of an eruption. BREAKING THE RECORD. Supt. Hoffman, of the Transport Bureau of the Quartermaster’s Department, says that in his twenty odd years’ service in all ports in the world he has seen wome quick calls for supplies, but that “the record of the past three days {s the record of the world.” Every step connected with the relief of Martinique has been a record breaker, The President could not bave been more prompt than he was in issuing the call; the appropriation by Congress was immediate, but before the vote was taken the Army and Navy Departments were hard at work meeting the emer- gency; the despatch of the Dixie was a feat ot good was an inspiration of genius; The World's specially chartered steamer, the Longfellow, from San Juan, + Porto Hico, is due at Fort de France to-morrow, and with her arrival all danger of famine or even lack of food among the refugees will be over. As far as this country is concerned the Martinique relief work has been well done. —A woman school teacher in #@he ome in discouragement about the prog- nimen. She finds Uncle Sam is having a similar experience. He is not sparing the rod and yet he seems to be spoiling the child just the same. PITTSBURO'’S SHINING LIGHT. The admirable example of charity set by Pittsburg gbould not pass unnoticed. Pittsburg is a smoky city, but its light shines before men Carnegie, who is Pitteburg’s favorit is easily the most generous giver that the world hus ever Known When the Martinique appea! went out Pittsburg headed the list with a first-day contribution of over $20,000 Wow comes Mr. Charler Schwab, of the United States ‘Btee) Trust, who is a typical product of Pittsburg, and “who establishes his position us a benefactor of his race ‘by his broadly conceived and generous charity for poor it hard to teach them ‘The example furnished by the big-hearied men of may well be commended to the imitation of cities, especially of Greater New York noe of o place of futur fervently any doulst of the management; the purchase of the cargo of the Madiana |© Serrew.-When he cabled “Horry Nixon re at de mot unlikely that Mr Croker winked the obver eye | HELL FOR SUNDAY GOLFLK.S, very year the Subbatariane diminioh the ou + of the elect. Now comen the I JW. Blebbing, of Groen. Bold, Mass, and ouye Itt ® bell provision b heen made in it for the Bunday wolf player” Why the Wi" Has e man in whom the fren of Calvin glow wo $ JOKES OF OUR OWN 3 Two ORACLES. @Sust A peep at either street Q Tells you on the spot. @Bradstreet shows you what you're g worth, ‘Wall street what you're not A SELF-RUNNING. { “I see Carroll suggests that Tammany an run {tself, without the guidance of & boss.” “Another automobdilo machine, eh?” NKE LITTLE BOYS CONSOLING. MUST NOT MONKEY “They say beauty is a Catal gift.” Les de cn “You ought to wully low rat t your Insurance at WELL NAMED. ‘They call me the human songbird." ‘As a precaution, I suppose. ‘There's Ga law against shooting songbirds." Be RO ow : A PRECAUTION. aon Fata oHE “I'd like to give you a plece of my » mind.’* THE ANSWER. “What Is the difference," queried the xchange editor, “between a blissful » benedict and an agitated geographer?" “One 1s happy though married, and the other is mappy though harri re- sponded the information editor, an there would have been further troubl rimht away had not the office boy come in with the announcement that It was time to berin tl : Ine—Chicago Tribune (Nns® for mov UP TO DATE. An Oklahoma poet has roved o1 Poor Richard Heleaysi : Barly to bed and early to rise Does very well for siok folk and guys; But it makes a man miss all the fun UN he dies And Joins the stiffe that have gone to the skies, » Go to bed when ou please @ And le at your ease— You'll die “just the same with Latin disease.” CAAROLL —~ HA! HAL THIS BEATS Coan ITTEE of FIVE gom —Omaha Bee. A SURE SIGN, “Mrs, Livina Flatte ha her Onan Aer purchases ot on ene five ton Ss 0" on the line for our edification.'—Baltimore News. f SOMEBODIES. | OLONNA, MAYOR-—of Rome, Italy, will, it 1s sald, soon visit America. He may carry back to Italy several trunk- fuls of pointers as to the way the Mayoralty job d6 cinched and held down in this country. ORTELYOU, SECRETARY —dally re- ceives a host of requests for auto- graphs of the late President MoKin- le SQUARING IT. $00 0050086 COOK CZAR, THE—received during his recent visit to France a silver fish from the fithwomen of Dunkirk. The knowledge that a allver tiger is larger than a silver fish might possibly tempt him to New York. SUMER3EY, LADY HENRY—will, it is ald, be guest of honor at the National ‘onvention in Portland, ver: Boys’ Empire League, of Bnglan sold-headed cane in recognition of th entertainment Jts members have de. rived from bis etories. eS Conjurer * the marked gliver qua 1 now ask friend pocket, Our Friend “didn't know (rising) Aw, THE UNRETURNING. Wong gray jong brown sand. wea, and After $$600$0-0644.00666-80948O8 EO OOO4 ODED ONG OOEEOOS Ghe Funny JS id you wanted the you handed it ‘THE WORLD: FRIDAY vid many Bue. You have seen me er in this hat there with he fed nose to fish it out of his say, 1 wholo Back to the shipyards! Back! Ot O64 6 o tk Life. Back! $4 943990844608 Back! EVENING, MAY 16, 1902, 1 SOLSEOOL8 THERES 4 STRING ON IT. WAS TWS THE CAUSE OF IT? Back! BACK! BACK To THE SHIP YARDS! Back where he hears not the Squire's whip crack. Back to his boats, and back to his tools! Nixon no more with the buzz srw fools. EXPLAINED, put red word and a waving FORGET IT! wealthy. James 4 ahip lonely strand Over the sea to Spain of season a de of A ransom of waiting paid in vain watcuiig @t vet th tf We must bolle thet Varson Me " es ser upoertainiy about the prey ‘oe ponditions hereatio: than be dues wbou Mh the guiler for reaidenne Ciorein, bie iF y |, Me knows there hell and bus popiibewe it de preoumably & Hapoviour place pumbler of aporiinou's Mowbs the abiliiy af the veverend wou Mf Bir, Bimbbine how die way and « there, HOW bel We bel! oh Wunder one \ ~~ sar ammone of bo “wae y deprared Oey ee fine Lnael lees dans ine, Wheto EWN) dee fae Chae caster thant Apeiie newt winne veliows eonie aw Ce Oe ee nce wuamine Whee seamen) ved ee Mee eatHe Biwed woe Bow TINELY LETTERS FROM Minh (uel ot Weleminnes erup iT me f Mertewthew be deulune ee een er oo feiisiee, | ot ehmneee ie apie ares Ses Sonia sete = en a tsowaaidl tgsehs 4y0nn ao tee tS is © make 6 nik 9 tel) tt aes me ow Wiliiam-No, # Har In he # millionaire? Willian-Jomes claims to be awfully Biinker—I won't vote for him, He's } a >ontirme hood Siinker—That's dear fellow, vote. There are lots of ‘em and he'd P3 eaten ‘em all HE TRIED IT. t think ” rue of THE PEOPLE. . . o whe oul ie hy hee NOT TO BE DESPISED. a But, my %| for whose entertainment and well being the hoodoo S| you felt yourself responsible, A, P. T. we ster sevtdews “ we Wes ener bagee . anh 4 eu ony peu He pulloe ete ener eee rv orl PP eeeeeeEeeEeT EC CLeEreer rrr rrr reer | corre erm ire et) ee Many of the fruits and vege~ tables now eaten in England were almost unknown to our forefathers, Not until ‘Henry VIII's time were either raspberries or strawberries or cherries grown in England, and we do not read of tulip, cauliflower and quince being cultivated before the sixteenth cen- tury, or the carrot before the seven- teenth century. uP DODO eee > TRUE PAPER, The nest of the tree wasp or hor- net is made of a true paper; wood being ground to pulp by the jaws of the wasp and treated with an adhesive matter secreted In the creature's mouth, & } By the aid of a phonograph and the SOME USEFUL DON’TS For the Theatre. DON’T ask the person next you to re- peat a line you did not catch, By the Ume he has done so both of you will have missed more or less of the play. DON’T glower or make unkind re- up to allow late comers to pass into! thelr seats. You gain nothing by It and {t won't cure them of ihe habit of unpunctuallty, DON'T buy sents in the centre of a row if you intend to be late or if you are in the habit of going out between | acts, It Is a trifle selfish to dozen people for your own pl DON'T hum, beat time, under your breath while music is going! on, Some man near you may carry aj gun. | DON'T kick the chair of ehe man in! front of you or press {t with your knees, | DON'T talk at alt’ during the perform-| ance. DON'T indulge your love for ontons, garlic, Hquor or strong tobacco just be- fore going to the theatre. DON’T grab your hat and coat and start to rise as soon as the play seems nearing an end. The place Isn't going to be raided. DON'T express uncomplimentary opinions of the play or {ts actors In a Zl ioud voice between the acts. @Jaren't having a good time go home, | but don't mar the satisfaction of others. 2] DON'T be affectionate with 2 sweetheart in a theatre, The audience ®lcan see just as good loye-making on the stage and may laugh at yours. DON'T use the nearest empty seat as 1 receptacle for your wraps, hats, é&c. ft may be taken, and then delay and tIl- vemper may accompany the sorting out of belongings. D | DONT waggle your head in an effort 4] 9 see past both sides of the hat In © | vont of you at once, If you do you an- $ | soy the man behind you, obstruct his | cision and probably force him to do © | ust the same obnoxious thing. 2° DON'T level your opera-glasses on the @ | people in the boxes, They aren't always $l there to be stared at. $] pon’T, in short, say or do anything, @1\n a theatre or any other public place, that you would not do or ay were all the people present your personal guests, ——————— oDp!TY CORNER. MODERN FRUITS’ REMARKABLE MACHINE AND ITS INVENTOR. marks when you are forced to stand | If you) your! ; JUST AS GOOD. Horace Porter once told in an aft dinner speech of a youns American man who returned to New York, her after several years epent | eli-connected and bish eeee among toned ri back with a welled like for everything American, and tacked incessantly o superior natural and social advantages of England as place of residence a phingmatic old-sohoo! American gently men wae introduced to her greeted with nit everything dreadfully common compared with Bag 65-554 1 oan't any that.” he nepiled, semweottully ‘a, dear rwere o ahe wine + beautiful yoof the mee] On the aevunde wae 4 anlulaiier dav taned atl y pues wall wae Vie Marie iy eontimonial mame ot an ale oir Manele, there ae akan et ii Rew Dork ae PM ehe jnaiet - ey aed ny ry ated ee es 50s 6045055668 pee babeed wml ee wae tele buen sesinabbanioned hove oe pervarvrrar rer | ‘ | perraey rae vr e werd emenian en dabei anew oa dew a wine an head dnthbing wre dine? reed dee nll wv ee photographone, which 1s here pictured, the functions of the camera are combined, so that the portrait of the speaker is taken and his speech recorded at the same time. HIS ONE CHANCE FOR LIBERTY. + A convict who was serving a long term was given @ pile of forty-five stones and a square diagram divided Into nine parts. He was told that if he could divide the stones up Into nine piles of from one to nine stones each and arrange them as the diagram suggests so that any row of three piles added in a straight Mne would amount to fifteen he would be given his freedom. He gained his liberty ina year. How? 982 OO9OO 9F3L9OHHOHOGOOGF 9909 0O0HOO The Chicago River 3 Must Be Jealous. No more the festive auto that leaves a trail of oll, disseminating odors the landscape to despoil, can hustle, bustle, rustle and scoot and shoot and tear through highways or the byways of gay Chicago, fair. i The Windy City’s fathers in solemn conclave met. Their atmosphere was serious, their faces stern and set. They met, they heard, they argued, they theorized, explained, they prated and orated, and then they thus ordained: “Our boulevards are wondrous, and eke so are our parks, and now they need protection from auto- mobile sharks. No auto that Is guilty of sharp, offensive smell, shall Mit about the city with pur- pose vile and fell; nor yet shall horns or whistlos on any blank machine be heard within this city, nor yet, indeed, be seen. oe “And while we are about it we might as well dec: ‘The privilege of the auto, in toto and per fined shall be forever, as limit to its cours to exceed the privilege enjoyed by any hoise. When standing still, an auto, we order, must be ted, to hitching post or pillar, or house's stoo or side, Nor must it go wchugging with all ite might and main-—it must be glum and silent. We hereby thur ordain.” And ao the Windy City, by elvic pride impeliod, deathlow unre the auto now CHAS OO OREO OOD NEW COATS OF ARMS, NO, VL--J, PIERPONT MORGAN, = with pe ti mG , eda aisat / awe ab Ol Alnttes eel i4 AAs Mag etiend Febibvene with miwwue ony pe cats 0 aatthed th ita