The evening world. Newspaper, March 8, 1902, Page 6

IES\WVIBSINTIUN G SAY OIRILJD»” 200-4494: 22 e PO8042 Published by the Press Publishing Company, No. & to © 4 Ghe Park Tow, New York. Entered at Post-Ofice at New York as Second-Class Mat! Matter. «NO. VOLUME 4 14,809. THE ONLY TIME. > “'T stood on the a tis se you teny ea A DRY SUNDAY IN NEW TORK, » Barkeepers in all New York drinking places not pro- vided with hotel licenses are promised a day off to-mor-| ige at midnight Ain't find standing cOmMPosr Tow. It is to be the dryest Sunday tn the history of the| metropolis. No side door {s to swing on Its hinges for) West th — 7 even the most th pst importunate of customers. | A cart The Commiastoner of Police has sald tt, th « . 0 A cartoon? ve heard; and to hear ) obey, for behing tains bave heard ! to hear ts bey r hind i No sucn 1 Commissioner the frown: countenance of rs We a District-Attorney, resolute for the restoration of order on| Ytotn steak w three @ riotous Sabbath in a disorderly city. The thousand fn rolled in a pound or so shrooms, anything M!ke that in have eaten it myself long @ictments alrea¢y prepared on paper against saloon-| 3, keepers who offended last Sunday and police captains | > who blinked the offending are not to be lightly disre- garded. What the barkeeper will do with his enforced leisure | ig a problem he is likely to spend all Sunday in solving. Coney Island 1s closed, sleighing {s expensive and the * weather conditions are not promising for an outing. There ts the Art Museum—but what {s an afternoon tn an art museum after a week ina modern sample room? Six { § : £ ; H i ITS FIST NAME. » "Court plaster was first used tn } France “They called it plaster of Paris then, suppose." BANKING PRINCIPLES, a ye adys, that you might 1 kiss you only once each even. t Hare thousand barkeepers killing time throuxh a dull Sunday! Tt is to be supposed that most of them wtll be glad to get back to the beer pump and the bitters le on Monday | morning. | | | | | you Aidn't ire eventn forbid tus to borrow OUS MAN! I hear MoSwatt Lan to buy lots @ Talking Naby.—The de# * ola K as child's sex ) telling of the five week « makes no mention of the used h about it? WHO IS TO BLAMES 1 The unfit G propo: to contest his removal, a : the Republican « e wh ominated him will stand + Horbert recen ¥ manfu!l; the end > whlch he called “Woodland Fan { Fortun to have a Ten Hah ad Oras a 4 stand on far off. After } PUPLRUA. IC WanSIR ee PEER ¥ from the off aced it will be in order] If th dice Mr. Carne- z for the good soklyn who elected hi a ete proud nes doubt, Inepire themselves who Is re responsible for this = failure of universal suffrage. SURROUNDED THEM. It is easy to blame the machine and the corrupt poll pa od kde nites of them. ticians, but every Fusion voter {n Brooklyn knows that peal A THEATRE ff he had done his duty as a citizen the n seandal GENTLE srnina, PARTY would have been Impossit This ts erea ather, with} ([iHDENTHAL~ An (nus ajo. “Ye it ag apringlike aa \t Enoonse } 4 NEEDLESS STREET OBSTRUCTION, The hely Ne rker accepts with more or less jheerfulns he 0 y snVenience caused by the qwork on the subway, but those who are compelled to f this work ruction and streets along the line make duily use of th re ready to ti noedless o! oe aE SiR ON RNET (b invasion « ing from the storage ofall kin¢ tor ng these streets, In ; Have you eten my Rapidtoodieum? It heata moving sidewalks and f gmany cases piles o conduits and other xfia) weit, | to my movable house {t's the best thing yet Invented to solve the liridge crush { mate lat be the excavation for] ployees | Ryne) tavented it Hor ANy stele Bir Te peen Tuealss those phantagm-c from the gay tng and mo f brow, over nd every month. c { WOMMANDER J P.—eerved | i This is both unnecessary and inexcusable. It makes} '* ‘ % expeditions Flatbushiensis, It np. It's a Jim-pench, of the Ar m Park Row in @ win) 0 Sheepshead Hay Funny Side of Life. JOKES OF Sa SUBURB AND HIS RAPIDTOODLEUM..2/5ORROWED JOKES. Ps XY WHERE THE PENS ARG. ou m trial”? sald the Chi- Let me have a pen pic- ‘nicago, that I may judge of 90-044-04:5-53-43-4 ally, I'm not @ photographer. the new reporter. n't have to be I want you ? thought you meant a photo- view of the stockyards.""—Phil- > Press, A SCIENCE ESTABLISHED, “Yea. sir, I am an ardent convert to the science of mental telepathy. Tad a demonstration?’ . “Should say I have. I went dome the other night In the fifth stage of sub- consciousness and got In telephonic rap- with the resuit that I had a distinct Pression that shi was colng to meet ce with a flatiron.’ RRA kas Ra —Baltimore News. 2 2 UNROMANTIC. “He has called every evening for the? coke,” paid the fair girl. * said Miss Cayenne. hink he truly m lwayn eaay to deter- 4 young man goes out 4 se hc likes company, or wn room is ohilly,"—Wash- THOSE GMs. Miss Ann Teck—I hope you expressed to Misa Sharpe my regret a: being un- able to call upon her. Miss Gaddie—Yes, and she sald she couldn't understand it at ail, s Ann Teck—But didn't you tell «! the chicken-pox? ~That was just it She were no ohicken.—Philade! WHAT THEY ARE WORTH. began Miss Gaussip, the stories I've heard about “Ot ‘some her are not worthy of being belleved, Miss Peppery. f veing repeated, a Press. RLY INSIGHT. Z kT will bea? Af >, . TE Powen FOOTLIGHTS. | Those who attend the Haverly beneft a next Monday afternoon pportunity of seeing one tarles In the bill—the ter of the late J. H. Haverly, who pake her debut as a public singer space, Next nor any of idea the Py commuter that ts “unsightly New York’ still more unsightly and ag- cinenlag | now at the mercy of the BR, T. and the Bridge Comm r should have one of my high n that occasion, Miss Haverly’s re- gravates the burden of life y Yorker. T—of BEySre has Umber-Jointed, long-tistance Rapidtootleums to carry happy Ittle rural home | semblan > her father has always been sit Japan as SAMMY SUBURB. Per T, E. POWERS. | remarked. In every feature she is ex- Art banquet to| si hhed < like the man who for forty years ening wi OF PRUBDIA-1e CRIME ON THE TRUCK FARM, SHOCKINGLY FRANK. hod aaa ear irra ae ¥ »' ie § 4 ri ‘est »! has en a famous port | ‘ETT, ) T.—of St. Louts. t ninety-| ? f > oe y . = a ve years old and sttll works stx ho’ THE FIREMAN'S DAY OFF, Bre ivenrais iGland ati Words etx netra The fi lay off, as appears from oning | Kimit ALEXANDDR has! ar is tsconain Untversity | od intention he World interviews more of a theory of the departs tr his own in arranged the teatimontal, which promises to be a solld success. William Bramwell has made a large- steed hit this week as Storm in The Chr * whicn play ts to have Murray Hill roof all-round always successful, one day of i additional leisure on © | $ ebout thirty-one days t e and exhibitea | i & business ho mple bh amp operated in| 4 sen j Saturday afternoon " provision hag) | Pr tte Comstock ts to come to be regarded yth words of a mem- | Aah eeids Fr. J. E—has| reat art in “The Di ber of Hook and Ladder Cor If the regula-| sarcessoy seit ; seaiaatatertan! h 11 t s ORY | ww, of dain - tion exists the up." As for Sune ‘ | «life Is the wife days, they ar ) the account fi as it stands k and al ¢ + SACRA fireman may | ’ © Thuss who gives such a ne ples Mind bays of issue || WOMAN'S WORLD. Lie Sarraeauaerae trelalmauitinart To 8 hait-n« ~ Pome yo the erandma in “Her Lord and Mas 7 ‘ , al Adw Rehan. Mins ee * | a Mr Carrot-Oh look at that olf Meet trying to sell Pop Rube Bard a her famous slater { Total .... ; | The firem READY FOR TROUBLE. s To 1 day of 6 te'n “Jane Eyre’ wa { To 1 a every & days . publieher i et gcored one of th A NOTHIN’ DONE. Ty | Reva y successes tn the inter is too cold for work; ate weather makes we Voynich, author of ‘The Gad UW Tria! ay ritten | rom 1 could end my days a-fishin’, : the mar- i aK a iisklena betes Then in summer, when It's hot, nts #upposed to weurch eve [say work kin go to pot recreation, the nights of t fe finds her—oft, | anaten meals and the } t Suni ee Pepe cares ions our:t Autumn days, so calm an’ hagy, i wl ret AL a) Coateh At Sorter makes me kinder laay. 80 disegreeably t tn es You t belleve a q tifully small by contr t ' her elty ‘ saya. She tole a pack of ‘That's the way the seasons run, vi Estee ead ‘ci Ree NY ne ale opens her month. Friend—Hello, Pooms, 1 see you've Seems I can't git nothin’ done, employees and c a em as a right. moe ndeed nk you for the a hair ¢ -fam 9. Rtineon, In Lippincott's wasaies . The fact t#, ahe praised joeticus—Yes; I've Just got mar- Yo Beats—Don't talk so loud. Neheaniae H 3 Naming the Baby Territory, spectat f he ak ried. Old Pop Corn has got his ears open, 34 i {te new name, ts to be on i } writing PPPS EHO HOw PDD 5-8: PPDOROBHO HOCH ODEO F oot which {9 as tnconventent a nar Rittetion tt ——— — —__—____ = — a Sean ss ~ cod a ~ @2 witness the tr m giving the | Bi Babe ot Westingtn to oe of the lat ERS FROM THE P ON V S TOPICS s —__—__ } e AN AMERICAN PRINCESS, | The Wight Answer, " eve her work | pled bath sinds. Bo, why is New Jerson | teath. would say the same. The comle] race, and that the world's greatest men ss 7 ma . 7. 4k The Srening t thy stranded | aneered at? What wise render can t apers’ only take iy in treating a) « ‘ose who do moi és In asserting he does not entertain foreigners—of | we A h He 4: y—which | me? VANZANDT G. BUYDAM. Feat evll ann joke. Se N 6 are the But biaedl pipabeepall gin D> file or otherwise—who come unless they \1 . rh eaders: head Tay | Lady Should How Firat. eRe Teva ibe value aut votlten eth uniarsata i bring letters to her, M As something of a try? ARTHUR PAYN . To the Kditor of The Kvening World To the mattor ning World rather be devastating Napoleons than nage in American so f applies a rule . Dete | you » settic a dispute? Al jf am a boy of sixteen, preparing for] inventive Marconi) Why fs this? Is y app a rule|J slidtial ORAL ot . paring Mniversally recognized in Burope. Her Interview—th To the Balter of claim that a gentietnan should recog: | cofege. Oly father gives me cents] It @ algn of degeneracy or selfishness? 4 ; mene Who can me when, why and how |"#@ @ jady frst, meeting her tn the! pocket money, although his salary Is 0. E. FARACHE. By a on record—in to-morrow’s Sumday World {s only one| te th Paltor finer |atreet. 1 s that the lady should + o | . Ns folka first took to laughing at persons |Perognize the man first ry $8,000 a year, My sister ts elghteen, and : ; Hp an interesting catalogue of features which make up a Was mush otaternned ntl who Uve in Now Jersey? Also, why |)” + Gs lout of her allowance of $2 a month A Wise Wint, /‘ lagazine of exceptional intercst Lee ee eters inca an | Deeiaay coersey|” tnatend) of | Wite's Mother Scored must dreaa herself. T, of course, Jo NOt ro the flltor of The racing World: J oe “i ® e NSRt COURTS: D talked: atl No one but hayseeds say 5 7 aye to, my cents ng merely | 1 le, t bef o bed, | p And, while the parents are reading the magazine and |: ye and thus prevented from lastest Ot. News Cork Mwta | tect cer eenremne tec tne | spending money. Now, we both think Pores ae Ressebah asd ders fheaed i section of the Sunday World, the children will, Working. 1 am in the same only |has my birth State done to deserve at Ae petaslibtakin Ae hed at the) ve are ill-ureated and should have > hy iT 1 work In an office, and the lady nte-| the obloquy and 4 etn ter re [Joes and sheers against the mother-In-| twiee as much allowance, 1 asl readers | Would not be one case of bad teeth My grasp the wonder section, with which they can |) .” RE the Text Abul theewa, out lNeeitee ecaneraereemal cen OF ceent |!AW. aco them as absurd. 1 have] to tell ua if we ore rieht ur wrong | where now there are ten. It forms an Gutdo the adventures of Alice in Wonderiand.| jiner of intelligent conversation all the|hattles of the Revolution, was one bf Bee? Married now fourteen years and 1]! phlaking)| father stngys: (Mh as alkal! deposit on the teeth that resists testify that the mother-in-law the corroding effects of all acide dur- fer in Wonderland nor behind the looking glass | tm ‘Alice have found as many marvellous things as 4 nil find in to-morrow’s Sunday World. I'm trying to work, And, to make tho eriginal colonies and has given the | ¥i6% to 1s a horror. ‘Too much cannot be sald on the subject. J honestly believe nine- teen out of twenty men, if they told the matters worse, every ore wore, | time we're talk- ns, sa “happens his bossicts saunters along. And as by be views us world some crand statesmen. Its mos- jtoes aren't halt di thot ae a. as Be se of 1 know, eam: Giere cetard the To the BAttor of The Brentug World: Labouchere says statesmen and sol-/it is at night that our teeth most de- SXPORIENCB. ing the night, for dentiets tell us that progress of the Buman | cay. 945-9 9EDLOOO-4-2-5-046- 5-394-526-8868 0959-00000, £ A MULTIPLE PERSONALITY. = q With Apologies to W. S. Gilbert. ‘Twas on the shores that round New York $ From Bronx to Battery span, b¢ That I found alone on the cold curbstone rs 3 A young attorney m z His brow was puckered, his jaws were > And he viewed me acornfully, 2 And I heard him swear Gosh and dee: > $ In a plural minor key 3 “Ob, I'm the police and the Coron And the skipper that steers the State, And the only It that ever ait From the shou sure and ‘Then he shook hia fists and he tora as hair THT was indieposed, For 1 couldn't help thinking the man had been drink- ing, " 2 "Though the Rainos hotels were closed, os But £ only said: “I've lttte head For the higher geometry, ‘Yet I'll eat my hat !f I know wh. : Or how you can really be 4 3 I'm at “At once the police and the Coroner, And the skipper that steers the Stato, And the only It that ever hit From the shoulder sure and straight.” [And be anawered: “I know that one Seth Low ® And some others also ran, But they'd not have been tn ft a single minute Except for your Uncle Dan “So rather than keep you talking here When you ought to bo at home I'll simply say in a casual way— My name it is Jerome. “And [never laugh I never smile, And I never romp nor play, But Tsit and smoke, and a single joke BEDS ED PHOOIOE-9094-90-0-6-5-2-+9-24OOOSSS 095 099884 205% oo T have, which ts to ray s “Oh, I'm the police and the Coroner, s And the skipper that steers the State, And the only It that ever hit 2 From the shoulder sure and straight. Ps w. T. 4 TL 3 4 BF BO OG 595 65954958629 OORORS HIGHROADS xX * * X * * * * TO SUCCESS. BY GRACE DUFFIE BOYLAN. V.—GOSSIP AND GOSSIPPERS. 10] AM sure I have no I1l-feeling toward the people f abuse” I said pretty Lady Teazle, And that ts the way with many other pretty ladies who talk about thelr netgh- dors. ‘There ts no resemblance in the world between gossip and slanger. The first is the natural spice in the dish of life. The other ts venomous poison. The gossiping woman is apt to be good-natured and with a talent for mimicry; and I have rarely known one who either meant or made harm for any one. Conversation without personalities may be diameless; but {t fg not warranted to keep any one awake We like to hear about other people's tricks and manners. And if wa way we 4o not we are humbugs, every one of us. I knew @ woman wio gathers] up all the news of a nelgh- borhood as unfailingly as a magnet gathers particles of steel. But there was this differcace. Everything she heard passed through her m'-d and came out purified and sweet. People called her a ilar. Maybe she wa: If so there te now a Har standing in the glory of the throne of Cod. for she went about healing wounds of hate with her soft words as sword-cuts are cured with the leaves ¢ and sooth- ing stings and insults with the t ntruths, I have seen her flutter itke a dove between enemies, Translating thetr bitter words Into kindly messages, and stipping away when they came to think so well of each othe: that they would clasp hands, And a tea party or sewing circle she attended was always twittering with gossip Infused with charity to- ward all. She was a little, drab woman, with pale, near-cighted eyes. But I believe her way to heaven was paved vith rosea springing upward from (Me les that she tolv Men love to hear goseip, and they are nearly all retailers of it Sow me the woman who refuses to talk about people tm a lively way, and I will show you the cne left to her own com: pany. The practice has been condemned becuse tt has been regarded as near of kin to slander. Tut the leaven of good nature will always keep goseip (re from that. If the talk begins to be a trifle unkiod, a pleasant word will divert {t as surely as an arrow may clinge the course of an avalanche. A friend of mine, Mrs. Allen, {# noted for hor dinner par- tes. She has the tact and art to harmonize dishes and people On this evening of which I spenk 2 young Governor from one of the beautiful Southern States was the guest of honor, Mildred, the governess, was only Invited down at the last minute, when Mra, Allen had a telegram of regret from ona of her expected guests Bo the girl dressed to dine with the distinguished guest; and she looked very sweet and young with a rose in her hair and others in her cheeks, and cyes shining with the joy of Hving. She did not eay much; hut she listened; and that for a woman {fs better, much better, But after a while, when one man had been talked about a great deal, and had began to be criticised some, she said, quite brightly end innocently: “There really must be something very fine about Mr, Blank because we are all so much interested In him." “That 1s proof beyond doubt.” sald the young statesman, and in a moment tho rest had discovered a storon gecd points in the subject but @ moment before trembling to his downfall, A month later the Governor and the governess discussed the incident. think I began to love you then, when you spoke so sweetly for that stranger,” he said. ‘But, of course, I can- not expect that you found any Interest in me at that time Did you?” she admitted, reluctantly. “But now,” he urged, eagerly, noting the light tn her hatr, the glow in her cheeks and the blue eyes, veiled, but shiping. “Now"— she whispered, ‘‘that—that is a different matter.” SOME NEWS ABOUT YOUR EARS, ‘A most discouraging fact for people with big ears, or, in fact, for people with any ears at all, has been discovered by the systematic examination of over 4,000 pairn of ears in England and France. It has been discovered that the ear neves stops growing while Its owner !s alive. We get old and shrivel up and decrease in stature, but the ear atill grows. A woman with small ears at twenty probably will have medium-sized ears at forty and large ears at sixty, Again, it is stated, the result of the examination of the 40,000 patra of ears, that probably no person in the world has cars perfectly matohed. In most people the two eare differ perceptibly not only in shape but in size. Frequently they fare not placed on the head at exactly the same angle or at the same height. It ts declared by those who have devoted their time and abilities to the study of ears that the age of a person can be judged by them with great accuracy by an expert, Fortunately few people aro experts, Nordeau, Lombroso and that crowd Jay «reat stress upon the ear as an tndica- tion of character; yet some of the best men we meet have outrageous ears, while almost everyi®ly can recall eome bold, bad man of his acquaintance who has small, well formed and. well placed cara,