The evening world. Newspaper, February 10, 1902, Page 8

THE WORLD: MONDAY EVENING, FEBRUARY 10, 102. TEIN ION Gs ee al Ghe Funny JS ide of Life. JOKES OF OUROWS) THINGS PRINCE HENRY SHOULD NOT SEE, /S0RRoweD Joxcs. ODODE GS Published by the Press Put Park Row, New ¥. at New York as Sec _vouu ME ae It keeps me so bi road rates and t y posting upon ra: tariff that I'm some iC - 7 Two KIN: SA PEAY HIS LITERATURE. THE BETTER NEW TORK 5 +s } Agim ‘A farmer ought to read a great dea! No published utterance since the in thes (Gian (Repay just the same as any other business t forth: t » H ri J Seo Asy man reform city government has set forth 1 { ners | pe Yo STAY By ny P Yes,” answered Farmer Corntoasel. © New York with tue acc ir creed fe se times afraid I wont have ume to raise Last night,” said the modern Sher- ook, “that dude proposed to your daugh. ter” How in the world did you find that * gaspel the parent of Mayor Low at the Fornes din sai y rested with the citizens” to make New Y . } n $ th vis to send to market.” —Washing- : Star : governed city the United States,” he might have t] 6 4 : “in the world CORONERS, \ INDUCTIV ete ° , ain the Sheriock came ® It rests entirely with the citizens , Amin the iaodera @ietlock oa ater N on of making the Gr This is the one co: York also the better New Y their duty the best and most admir Unless the citizens do tions, even an administration of all the virt . Very easily. I rubbed chalk in the all the talents, such as we fondly now contempiate w pare F 4 ae tats morning I find it on " 1 the dude's knee be in vain. The future of New York for success 0. fail Shas Gna ean’, Cather coresoHted ib modern & a check —Chicago News ure, for the world’s admiration or condemn. wholly with {ts citizens, not with its administrators, not —— A BAD SITUATION. with the exceptional few, but with the voting masses + under 4 Laat Mr nin—There's too much de Greater New York isa self-governed city, and 5 e 5 eitful talk in this wortd. I think if one circumstance it stands in a class by Itself wholly dis kicking if TAs NES AD YSEIER IEG aay avon ene N er ; cil t ¢ should confine himnelf to the trut tinct and apart from the other really grea! cities of the satel Sees Mr. Sharpe—Rut suppose there are world adies present Philadelphia Prews : ae : London, which alone exceeds New York in size, 1 H FoR THE HAIR. ; cautiously trying the experiment of self-government w York omer (to bald party)—I have a} nalr toni will bring your hair ou under the London County Council. Hut London ts p 1a short time, sir Pa: Berlin and Vienna—are also the capitals of cen tralized and despotic national governments. In these three cities the real responsibility is assumed tral authority, and local self-government is restricted | within Its narrowest limits | Washington Star ——— THE OLD MAXIM, Abt sighed the young widow, ‘no vher man can ever fill poor John's place. I loved him from the bottom of TO REMEVE THE CRUSH marily the capital and seat of government of the vast — eed Sd ee ab aL British Empire, and in the nature of things it never can NOT INTERESTED. lave yo) his dies Fi expect to have such local self-government as is exer py 0" Jae ON DAT LAST. b eised by the voters of New York Sine tives? , : ; 13 oNo, 1 dont care much for ‘That caused us dismay ? The other great and well-governed cities of Europe | ty... tom ‘ lechambled’at task 5 : — Ry the man with a weigh rs see Capt Crossman has invented i i | i which he can date] aa a by the cen f shoes the Bridge protiem Nowhere else in the world does the responsibility for| ¢ Lata ober abur None there laateayes the control and management of a city of three and al + som at the fop.—Chieago News half millions of people rest entirely on the voters. No-| + talk MEAT AND HELPMEFT. ak Isles York " Hust sarily) When I married where else do such vast Interests and results depend on streets? out thought Iwas getting a helpmeet the wisdom, the patriotism and the capacity of the plain Aw take much stock tn them Wite (calmiy)—And the yuht Twa ' eal ae lien Keronene's good ‘g Aman who would supply the common people. And if we wish to realize the magni to T could help myself. —4 “rica $ OVR CORONERS’ CIRCVS. enough for Cr eed oe tude of the trust and the difficulties of its disct “Tate = unses@az, conversation kom- mers about Prinee Henry and the Opera te very mush on the quinine,” re marked William J, Broadway as he took a cigarette from a gold, Ata- udded ease. “Contemplazion ef it impels with the desire to take the count. “The highly em teemed sausage,” went on Mr, Broad- way, “who 1s com- ing to visit us ap pears to be white to judge by the e@- vance dopa Clese study of the sheets has failed to reveal to me that he is ad- dicted to any of the pastimes of Princes, I do not find that MR. BROADWAY. he has ever carses- ed the soft visage of his frau with a right swing or welched on his pinechle debts. I am unable to learn that he has ever been « pre- vider for soubre although {t don't take a truck to carry that credit if a ‘man soubrettes are like those I have seen We are Informed that at early a, they clamped him into a jewelry store and taught htm to make watches. Having become proficient |n the manufacture of dog watohes, port . watches, starboard wa es and watches on the Rhine they sent him to se and he has been there ever since. They y that he has hooks on the ends of his arms are es red and buniony as a ‘longshoreman nd that when he walk across a ballroom floor he stops at every third bar of oy 1 music to take a altch tn his pants. Now here comes this horwet, clean German person ove to New York to see his brother's yacht sii@. Of courme, we, got to strike up the band We frame up to feed his tace@. repletion and sear him with hot afr and shoot him arot the country on a special (rain so he can see all the aigns «. rising patent medicines alongsife the track. So far verything |s as smooth as a faro box in a protected house. All at once some mastodontc intellects get a hunch that the Prince would like to see the Opera. These intellects for- get that the Prince was born where the Opera comes fro:p and that thy have theatres in Germany that make our Metro: politan [ook like @ house fora merry-go-round. They didn’ know that the Prinon wanted to see the Opera. But ther did know that {t would give achance for @ lot of pikers te at that Instead of arranging for him to visit Atlantic Garden or Weber & Fields, where he might see something strange anit amusing.” Aoi ited Ky ge, we] have only to contemplate the abominable conditions and | SO GALLANT. SUCH AN EASY POSE : utter failure of municipal government in our two second —— — $ THE ETIQUETTE OF AN ‘ clees cities—Chicago and Philadelphia. The diffoutties :. EVENING AT THE TAEATRE. in De way of success in New York are greater in pro-| ; ropean : portion as the city is greater be Don't ask a girl to go to the theatre unti! after yor They are so much greater that it would be idle to) SNORE * ( Citie Ss have been received as a friend in her home. - | fourths . " who wishes to ask a girl to go te to assume that the electio: " f ap yilieh rg 4 ADICURE LEE election of a single reform ticket. rape-| French arm H we of Italy are very | ov eatre should first inquire of her what play she would cially as the result of a precarious fusion. is any as aint 5 based upon edue LETON Z| tional qualifications, have proved an [n-| to see ance of permanent success. Permanent succr sas far} ARUET Hae + | centive to learning. All men above the The man shoiild see about tickets the following day, e Off as ever. The words of Mayor Low are « warning | viri= g | ase of twenty-one who can read an@ | intorm the git immediately, asting her if (t will be a @ | write, all who pay ear in taxes or 3 a 3 5 0 om ni They may well serve as a watchword to be repeated ayd| ARNEGTE 4 $ [89 a year for rent for habitations or s100| © ifthe nario eerie clarentalCortzlgntits) necul thought over and insisted on until the mind of every ot Land P| tase Aa hs Mita igi ne Of | good seats than to accep: inferior places voter is imbued with the deep significance HAMBERLAIN t| Pariament who in thirty years old ex-[ | Tete poll Ne eee lta lconspanton tr mora ics Reneagt 7 1 sin lao? —neither too t ment that the better government ¢ an ae | cece prvemeiecs omiciale Gove "Allow plenty of time for reaching the theatre from th! its citizens Blinc nresane population of Siherta te| Sitl's house and Ave minutes’ delay for putting on outed, _ — 3 rout 5 ‘ t ite 1 [Marching 5 il coitces mS cagauriourne oy NS fans Evening dress is correct for theatres, put {f a man he " | BU orca comed een vis comeuiatonotat not evening clothes—and many a fine, manly fellow ts nol TEDDY, JR. P| Jo Burope, Siberia te capable af sustain | ee ceed of a “awaliow-tailed’” coat—iet him wear his Who will now say that the age we live in is 1 Dea he Na sy peters ah qwult and clean, fresh linen and remember “a man's a mai " * lieved th: heria emu 0 ‘i r, kindlier th ¢ ral bala 34 s 4 *- | tor at that ter. humaner, kindlier than any of the ages that have | of wheat annually, 6,000,000 tons A gitt should wear her prettiest high-necked gown an gone before P [of wolch woutd be avatlante for expr | igus gloves for evening entertainments “§ or . aH aint a his arms, Mise 6 | 1! . On reaching the theatre the escort should have his In what former age has the world presented such a i you) Whit he attitudes, P| Tomar net he generally known tat) geyaty il ready and should allow the Indy to precede hice spectacle of universal sympathy as that called fort) Exe * writing there tha New York In) Soottend. AAO, cessing: tie ticket ta : the ill t > i fice! ‘i BONE within) «short distance (of CHaagor, Next he should eecure two programmes, ask the je ilinese of the President's son? Through all the ‘ This vitinge Ie marked on ane of (Nl ahe would Ike to remove her wrap before golng to length and breadth of the ian ‘ ' ~ f the, secon a On) peat and assist her. divest him: his own top coat, re tively turns to th t ; . ' wras; touriat quldie’ teri he move his hat and hand his coupons to the usher ¥ turns to the sick bed of th ~ 4 situated ‘on the wes Lot the usher go first to locate the seats, the lady follow one !s unconcerned. The Awe ditecity H the usher, and the esoort iaat pats herrtgh Hotel, on the amt side of th See that the lady fe comfortably seated, her wrap laié e business man, with his « ’ " . ‘ oan 7 ne , joch, , i . plain. | Over the back of her chatr bent on further conquests al Kar ¢ dented pve alg ne Re BEE A mans hat is to be placed on the floor under the chat workman at ie wet Ms [i sere eee (2 A |e coma at hie dinner hour buys che pa ‘ sie S| cee 9.0 of the population | Hin cont ahould be folded and laid across his lap or oF news from Groton: every womans heact . 3 tne Germann Rel pe araiion the back of his chalr : womat « is te ‘ ; ¥ Abruaal, © «| averaue f BARGE a ele ear ol A lady should remove her hat and veil immediately after for the anxious mother; every father share. + Pyle ” Ainetica on a ® | Palermo has: sad 000 fr he] ane ts seated, and not wait for the performance to begin, | feelings; every boy in the count 1 i ; iy . é ts wee. 3400 ance: the] when whe will disturb othera by attending to this necessary ntry and every ¢ arty . . xt yea ; carerntny that he {s sick a he will get we! 1 ' " t Ps As soon as the lady ts comfortably seated her escort Indeed. the sympathy 3 Eee 2 should fold her programme eo she can conveniently refer Y = h « fepa to the it, foc her opera glass for her and see that she extends wherever the nan r i ie in every way comfortable It {» not good form to eat t x a eae —— bonbons during a theatre performance, neither Is it goot That a sentiment so generous Hara ttes ie WA PATS IGROEAN IM | form for a man to leave the indy he tn entertaining between pring forth so spontaneoiisly and express itawlt oc tes — GLARE the acts. ? I A man who Waves & woman to her own devices every a t ' z 4 “ co yous vently {8 @ proof of the supremacy of the hikher ; | oA ahaa staae Detlae Gaia ein Bankaan How mney ollars do you ; time) eh opportunity’ offera’ torl’blni'to absent’ timacie’ i ter impulses of our nature. and =e ie 2 Woah, RN eee MTS Breet? Fs guilty of unpardonable rudeness, no matter who the womaz ae . . : Brace Rencien done. Lon) many ie-wife, mother, sweetheart or acquaintance. : Brosent age, that such a manifestation le No ‘A ry Tale | AA ets yes who has been on the] _ It !# the acme of bad form to talk In a loud voles, te stronger argument eladdiceaiten - AVINGS sernee. bee ay Meveia, Bingham tor] Move about restleasly or In eny way to disturb the comfort w e pusine of Amie of others world is ‘ ~ LETTERS F two seasons, 19 now occupying ® Ilke} "rer the theatre a Mttle refreshment ts alwa: ” est w t ys enjoyaita watches the ran EC PLI position with Robert Edeson, who '®/ 17 gtrtetly modish society a young girl may not go ee us J to appear shortly in “Soldiers of For- jeatre or restaurant unchaperoned. i wire AiSinwing Mauna o op ng the conductor Se would like to go to Faw-[ tune. Mr, Forbes ts a genial gentle- But the girl who ie Itted to go to the theatre p aH . « toon tr at + | man and has made hoste of friends. Lschig wh , AID FOR PATERSON'S HOMEIESS vines Pe ee restbsuante tea) saleiitatea nicer ll meen ES coin out a chaperon may algo go to @ verr quiet restaurant > E bea sus | ‘teen qeivet ac ine loup bef It Wana pleasure to see Jeannie Wins. | afterward for a little eupper. | Patersor t . tn | ee eee oon athe stage At the Casino Thureduy | She should not drink wine, nor should her escort ance and br M ZH pin it ‘ trig, | afound the lor and went 1 Fulton afternoon after her long retirement from She should not eat an elaborate supper. nor linger as ; ‘1 stead of ng at public life. Miss Winston used to be a] undue length of time over the refreshments, stagger most mun ‘ mh ed be Mt ach at the po eigning comic-opera favorite. Her clear ery, eel (ereapectian air} Knows where the line fo draws dealt Bosto: wilt ne teen. There had to atare nunciation and cultured accent were a| between the modest and womanly behavior thet evokes ne - than that dealt 1: , 2 saver nee H MURTHBR: | delignt (0 the.ear. | We should see more} unkind criticlam and the showy carelessness and loud mam face of the devast Mf a el bs andl Work tn edie eee ners of the women who liraie adverse criticiam an@ are: 4 5 lel fe To-the kéttor of he With all his ovher accomplishments | all too soon classed with the girls @een may find amusiag World's proffer of h v Pate had G i sakes BANG Why I man: Kyrie Bellew is an inventor. several | but do not wish for wives. fon will be able to take care of hers igen , be tn ame) diss : a wh tone ane now In use In the gold fleldn c : simulans an of New South Wales bring royalties to mendable and characteristion Ame " A ir But in the two been desolated there will bx want for which relief will be this seta whe on had @ severe cane cover ' ‘sont himself and labored wnt W 4 fields for many a weary month 14 y: A Case of terre ‘ x a arent wold Dodd is an this relief can be made more adequate iy 1 liition | & r ( Pare eae TIME | road storks a . om ne bitter Tes wt to star in La Bell Taw ry D c se 1 ‘ on ara 4 . ' ' WF Neade warm @ we The tay in the Fr of outside contributions to those local 1 There ‘ - ‘ Ke " +8 : : ea) a ie eape 108 {i play wes once in their hey 2 fm every reason to suppose that neigh? D from| Parts) Ores ; PN ft ‘ Jvete <a " | sapiens rere cane | many Years: It iy a piay of exceptional New York will be received with good grace and in tuiy) TOP g> | ete he ba + hea Has Pratees Our Poltlee. siteiayy A) ont0 aa ve Tha . . Mine | «number of be who sommes ant 4 eas Se Bae Blanche Bates is back In her pretty | belle The World will be glad to care and e Fre | . bd maw res|Thirty-fourth street flat with her pet : eAses : : i tc ns 2 f ‘ and is dispensing smiles and é any aitte of money or clothes or food which its aus uA * depicte what ne done. inn wes hate. asens valley. in her old, charming way, ‘3 jerman hooi girl with hair| ned dove what he rave, to) > the o know everyibli y! a uoeon An BF 7 desise to make tothe homeless in the burned city. |uowa ner back, covssentis uo wotin Gh te cater! Yui Soak eo "'h aostc ass tstys ut usr teste wun ation oratemaalr tae “intelleraty, fy. radiates cheerfulness and good ‘ * i; J.P. MORGAN BUYING ART. When out in the remote districta of Normandy Mr, Mengaq makes himself very friendly with \he country people, etope at the farmers’ houses frequently, and has long cheats with the old people, now and then picking up some old Normés carved panel or curios, and dealing handsomely by @e pee ple from whom he purchases them. ‘ou want for this, madame?" he will cay, the woman will frequently answer, “How much will you take for It?” he will inelat. ‘Oh, {t tan't worth anything,” the old woman will protest, ot knowing of course who her Vitor is a “1 want to buy it,” he will go o1 “But, monsleur, it isn't for eal &é “Ob, yes, It is," he will say; “here's @ thousand ] Bye ae a ‘tremens.’ get a flash at a real Heine of noble blood, and they let tt go |