The evening world. Newspaper, June 1, 1901, Page 6

Willie. THE PERPLEXITIES OF LOVER Anether Jealous Young Man. Just then the mainsall jibed and so did memor WORLD: SATURDAY EVENING, JUNE 1, 1¥0W POWER By T. E. is only a land breez SOLVED BY HARRIET HUBBARD that 1 ss AYER. should always write Jwrite me ted with tt ‘Dear Mes. Ayer: Why don't make an ovcarton fo itn, for in travelling letters were apt Tam courting a young Indy for the} seeing her aml ask an explanation?|to get lost. 1 wrote the second tme, past ten months. Before I met her rhe) Your past relations will amply justify] but recetved no reply. Aout three used to go to theatres and suppers with | such a step. months later I recetved a letter begging a gentleman friend of hers. 1 met him ‘only once, and he seemed very familiar with her. Do you think It Is proper for her to receive him during my ah- give him and to write agair MAMY D. He Promised to Writes WL do? ung man beara a . as you say, and If Dear Mea Ayer Last spring I met a young man who i]THE GREAT FACT OF FACTS. —— Published by the Press Publishing Company, Entered at the Post-Omice at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter. 3 to @ PARK ROW, ABOUT THIS MATTER OF “CASTE.” The elections to the senior socie ” in our colleges and in the l we are being deluged day have revived the talk about “easte mutry at large. 3 with larmless foolishness. LOOKS DOWN. IT IS MADE BY THE FELLOW WHO LOOKS UP. It is not Edward VIL. that makes himself King and the British people subjects. It is the British people that make Edward King and themselves subjects. And a searching survey of the American people discloses no alarming tendency to a decay of that high and haughty sense of self- respect which was so feeble here a hundred years ago, and which as American people apologize for having elected to the Pres 1-as Lincoln. leney a man of such “low o: STENOGRAPHY AND TYPEWRITING. Not a great way in the future stenography and typewriting are going to be a necessary part of the equipment of every boy and every girl. ‘They will be just as indispensable as writing longhand with pen or pencil is now. cocccccccccet ANOTHER Anmi- ¢ TION TO TI { RURDENs oF THE FUTURE HOY AND GIRL. Qececccccccceds one’s name or sometiing that could pass mus- ter for one’s name was regarded as the ex- treme limit of the education of a gentleman. As for a lady—why, she would have felt dis- graced if she had known how to do anything slaves or other vulgar educated retainers. But changing conditions made the art of writing a universal necessity. And now even moro rapidly changing conditions are making necessary a knowledge of the abridgments of the old art of writing, or rather the great improvements in it. For what are stenography and typewriting? Are they not simply swift, compact gence? When a lady and gentleman| showed me marked attention and whe ly fond of him, there may be meet, whose place is it to bow frst? 1 thought, ei ome; and 1 inves some excuse for his behavior which you “up-to-date” waysiol writing? Rn. G. him te call on me He was onty in can take advantage of. 1 think you Me 7 NLEBS you are engaged to the}clty a week, and during that time be|snay with propriety write him again It is only a question of a few years—a ady or have come to an|Was at my house moat all the time.|and tase your future conduct on the ie cewe cece reed . yet) U yee nnding you have no right |From that tine on we wrote to each | result. PH TIMES ANS generation or so at most — when practically eo attempt to control her of her time, father, and when business woutt allow | If he ta sincere and cares for you he Pierre everybody will write stenographically on a An unengaged girl m with perfect} !t he would come sometimes to sce mo.| will try to make amends every way In UST COME Chie 4 propriety accept attention from more| He made me promise if he did not] his power. To IT. ¢ typewriter. And the time may come when Deoccccccccccett than one young man. If the girl has promised to be your wife, then I think you are justified in expecting her to deciine all attentions from others. It Is always the lady's place to bow first. Den't Be Too Ii Dear Mra. Ayer: I was to be married to a Syung ludy and she broke the engagement at the command of her parents, at the same time telling me that she would be truc to me. Bho started to keep company with another young man of her mother's choice, still wearing my rt your opinion of her? GW. ON'T be too hard on the girl haps she Is obliged to ace tention from the young man, oF that she is. If sho ts only caprt- clous and pleased to go out with ar rival, then you are to be congratulate! on being released from a faithless won- an. But the mero fact of her wearkny your ring is not conclusive evidence. @be may woar it because of the tender OR HOME DRESSMAKERS. —— The Evening World's Fashion Hint. ed with the Girl. Per- soz. soy Daily ium size 2 3-4 yards inches wide, 31-2 yards 21-3 yards 32 inches wide or Winches wide will be required; to the five-gored skirt 10 1-2 yards 1-8 yards 32 inches wide or 5 1-4 We will be required. ‘waist pattern (No. 3,793, rlzes “IT WON'T WORK AT HOME. te be Hbygolly Co Danson of ha fore the eyes of the subject [hi will hat Ww 1 hypnotic slumber from whten ie ca men, induc wakened until | xo Wo have to get up and put th r tikes m fe hours, by thunder! THE ERASURE (Copyright, 1901, by Uy ryt € to better hereslf, f his heart turned to w se had twieo turn ited Jan to hold h ings. Tots meant that #) ‘marry him some day. year pnssed, induatrie fil be nent for 19 cents, 7 fern (No. 3,723, sizen 22 to i Feent for 10 cents; both patterns, ric City." anier, The World, and simple. Me and not an i with it} atl a publi uF when Petry nt Or way < the Chosen make her home Lindstrom, who i thix function the bride-to-be w ley road. She was not and blushes, She was altting, happily conscious her power and unhappily ty, with a akin of roses al mutinous mouth, tip-ttited nose, long, | brillant bluc cyes, sound teeth, sounder digestion and a determination | | . ladies and gentle- and tt was de- Ole Lindstrom thut hin niece! as sloes, his skin clearly dark and he riends’ hall In Riven | ness of glance and movement served beauty in her white maiden cap,| He asked her to dance, and she rose. conscious that she ought to have made a better] When they stood aide by aide in the} Jan Sigurdsson, stenography will entirely supersede our pres- ent written language. DISHWASHING AND THE DEMON OF UNREST. ‘N good boy—admittedly and undoubtedly a good hoy—washed dishes for three hours in his mother’s New York home; then he sallied forth upon the street and became until caught an unusually and phenomenally bad boy. Such a remarkable change required explanations, and two were furnished. “TI felt I had to be bad a little while,” said the boy. o eo “The deviltry’s got to come out somewhere,” per wast ‘ro we} ‘said the police sergeant. : bedi ett Now the victim and the police are the deocccccecceed highest possible authority; yet they may both be wrong. Substitute “active” for “had,” and “energy” for “devil- try” in the sentences quoted above and they are not only true but of universal application. After some hours of irksome work, whether at his books or at ies at Yale University the other 2 wr AnIS- : ‘There is just one important fact about this : Racy, $ imatter of “easte’—and no one ought ever to]; Orerereeesrres 1 colt of it, ASTE” IS NOT MADE BY THE FELLOW WHO late as forty years ago made a very large and influential part of the 4 There was a time when to be able to serawl |? so useful. And a little while before that all persons of any note had |: signet-rings because they could not write, and therefore had to have |; some way of attesting documents, letters, &e., written by their} ' ee DON’T-K tA Po FSOo 29 oox OE 0-8-2: 8-80-06 “ili! I NOCK CLUB. By FRANK PARKER. am UL Once upon a time we knocked ‘em, and the slogging way we socked ’em Rocked the knocked one’s reputation till to shreds we had it tore. But behold the peaceful manner in which we're coughing up the hammer 4 As a token that we knockers won't be knocking any more. } THE KICKERS’ CLUB IN REGULAR SESSION Fares. Kick Against Coney Island To the EMttor of The Evening World: Why should the Smith strect line be permitted to charge five cents to Coney Island on week d. and 10 cents on Sundays and holidays? It must have a mighty elastic oharter to do a thing lke this, What sort of law governs our street railways, anyhow? I was fleeced out of an extra nickel by the Smith street gougers on Memorial Day. Hence this kick. BEVERLY ROAD. Kick Against Picking Blossoms, To the Haltor of The Evening World If those destroyers of trees in search of apple blussoma could be educated to the fact tha: each blossom may he- come an apple and give refreshment to some one later on, they might perhaps don’t care. There should be a law against It, It seems almost as though a lfe was being taken when I sco a branch of the beautiful blossoms torn off. I hope this kick causes some of- fender to stop the practice, ELLA I, Kick Agalust Whistler, To the BAltor of The Evening World: I kick against the man In nearly every office who whistles when better men are trying to work. R. I, FERRY. Kiek Ag No Lanterns. To the Editor of The Rvening World Lhave a kick to make, and a strenuots one, against those bicyclists who ride at mght without a lantern, It is dangerou to themselves and dangerous to others, It seems that the ordinance ta not being enforced at all In Brooklyn, except, pere desist. from picking blossoms from frult trees, They may know this, but naps, on the Cycle Path, ‘Phe other even ing while out on the wheel, out of about PICTURE é dishwashing, a healthy boy by the inexorablo law of his nature needs hodily activity. It is sometimes difficult to get the play-pre- seription written by wise old Dr. Nature properly filled in a great and when it isn’t filled boys are apt to be “bad” out of sheer And so are thoso boys of larger growth whom we city animal vitality. call men. OF THE ARGUMENT. “our milk.” urged the agent, “is sterilized.” The housewife laughed acorn Y there Ig a lot of foolishness about cautions these days,” she said. tors didn’t resort to any such met! “True,” admitted tho agent; Chicago Post. CREA sterilization and all sorts of health-pre- take any atock tn It myself. Our ances- nd look at the result. —— OUT OF KEY. “Hoxton postmen Voted against adopting the ehirt wali why?! They claim that a man wearing a shirt waist would feel silly quoting Emer- ron. —Chicago Record-Herald. ->--—______ THE CHIY OFF THE BLOCK, my gan tell you one thing, Maria, If Johnny ts like me he will have good etay- tng qualities, anyhow.” “Hehas them now, John. He'd stay in bed till noon every day if I'd let him." -Chicago Tribune. mateh, when rand sald in “Nleve Pe! ed }Jonson, who te the new merchant just er | come to Riven Rock." he} Looking up she saw a young fallow utterly unlike the typical Norseman in appearance. His eyes were as black r uncle stood before her }auadriilo comments were erwselat | his brown ekin ‘a, foe me Introduce Ingul€| of hers, ‘They semed opponiton Atted, and in the alow mind of Jan Sigurdsson pain was gathering, je took his betrothed home ance was ended, but from the tine he handed her into the slelgh until she dis- Appeared behind her uncle's door she auld never a word, He called on her a week later, and she would not let him hold her hand. Calling again a week aftor, he met another sleigh coming from the house, and though there wan only starlight, he recognized the keen, dark face that looked out at him as the teams passed. many upon and the pink and white le wore no beard, A certain quick alert- | further to set him apart from his bix- ‘an|limbed and slow-moving countrymen. | As they waltzed the older men and of} women noticed the contrast between his Jet halr and her golden tresses. Thay are alt dead.—|_ thinking no evil, went, PUZZLE. Old King Cole Was a merry old roul, And a merry old woul was he; ‘ He called for his pipe, And he called for his bowl, And he called fo r hin tiddlers three. (Find the Queen.) on, He bought a fine place and ft. He decided that he would marry In the spring. ‘The final shock came through the county paper, which was thrown into hin yard by a neighbor, who rode hur- tledly away. He went out Into tho snow and picked it up and read that Ingulf Jonson and Petra Lindstrom had been married by the Lutheran minister the day before and had gone on a wed- ding trip to Minneasolis, What he thought no ono will ever know, What he did was to go to the county seat, seek a Inwyer and decd his farm, live stock and other possessions to ‘Mrs, Petra Jonson, formerly Petra Lind- | patiently OF JAN SIGURDSSON. +5: 5 Garis DAILY LOVE STORY. jatiom. His explanation was that’ he moved his few belongings (0) was “going home,’ by which he was [understood to mean Norway. Then he Went to the court-house and pall $1 to have the deed recorded. ‘Then he got Into his sleigh und drove slowly back to the Riven Rock neixhtorhood. It ts supposed that Jan Sigurdsson went upon the party frozen Mirslanlppt River that night in the hope th physical strain would hetp iin Ta nome ny, . AU any rate, a) Norworlan driving across the flinty #tream next morning found two atreaks of white deeply cut, aw if the man who made than had en golng stiongly. ‘They led twelvo feet tow break cron, and on the fat tide "wae a fur sifen'waten: Paloma [fixteen wheels that passed only cne he! | beght. E, WHEELER,’ | Kick Against Fat Women. | To the Eéiuor of The Evening World: y will 2%0-pound women Insist on\ z into cross-seat cars when there\ y standing room? I had to almost sit tatlor-fashlon this morning because a jumbo of this sort took her stand right | There !s hardly room for a thin man to stand In those cars d-none at all for a fat woman. Fat ple are disagreeable, anyway; they the soap-fat factory IKE COMFORT. Kick Againat arette Crank. To the Diltor of The Evening World: I hereby kick at the croaker who des the clgarette, [1 am hale and and nearly six feet tall, yet I've teen a constant cigarette smoker ever since | was a boy. 1 know many others who can sty the same. I know of no personaily, who has been wrecked aretten alone. Of course, emoked xecss, they are bad, but so te a pipe smoked to excess, Mod- is to be sought for. In the mean time, aren‘t there enough real ev! [inthis world without cranks stirring up ' tn front of me. is should all take for obesity. ons by « {maginary cigarette bugbea' HERACLIDES. moriate. aing World: nat the amateur man—the man W misguiied ave now and then been so fool {sh as to laugh at his allegedly humore ous speeches or bunches of repartee, and who takes advantage of that fact Kick Against Ai Yo the Zitor of Tre I want to kick ga to try to Interiard hia conversation with bits of so-cailed wit, It jars me dewn to the ground, and [ {mplore the foul-kiiler to arise and slay him. PB Kick Against Theatre Nuisances, To the Hdltor of The Evening Wor! sits behind me tn the the back of my chalr, or hums with the singers; the woman who aske me: “What did he say then? I didn't catch {ty the man who goes out between acta and makes us all stand up, and the man who tells what's coming next—against cach and all of these I kick. ORCHESTRA CHAIR, RR RRIF REE ERE EERE % JUNE. ¢{UNE, June, rhythm and tune, Breath of red rosea and gleam of the moon— Kir trom Hesperides Blown thro’ the cherry trees, Hum of the merry bees, Drunken with June! Sky blue and white witn you, Meadows bedight with you, Hilltops allght with you, Crickets acroon. | June, June, wonderful rune Of life wt Its fullest, of Hfe at its noon— Verfume and wine of you, Shimmer and shine of you, Who could repine of you, Blorsomful June? Oh! the sweet night of you= I'm tn affright of you, With the delight of you, Magical Junet ~-Exina Kingsley Wallace, tn Frank Les! teenie eit i>