The evening world. Newspaper, September 14, 1900, Page 6

ees arenas: She MEO atiorid. Company, 69 to 68 PARK ROW, York York at Second Cteas Mail Mater ae cd heads = PEAKING of presor!p va for cas of married FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 1900. 4 uty EAA In the PRNENGIPRIR TAG PAT — - = = It wan never intended ¢ thing but w Joke to SVOLAAL cicessceorensssess corene ++ NO, 14,260 | begin with “Two million dollars for good roads inthe Philippines,” says the newsdespatch, It’s a goot road that leads an am- bitious people to self-government, It's a good road that leads from far feaching imperialism to the simple de- mocracy on which the American Republic was founded How much for these good roads ? | abebetobebnteleloleletlelotetetetateteleloiotolsatetetolelatel \THE EVENING WORLD'S DAILY FORUM. Gigned Editorials on Leading Topica of the Day by Recognized Authorities, ” - * THERE'S GOOD HEALTH IN HUMOR, By BRIAN G, HUGHES, Famous as a Practical Joker. AUGH and the world laughs "| with you, weep and you weep @\ alone,” ja not a platitude, The ‘bl man who is good-natured ] who has a eek in trade of, good humor is the man who gets on {n this world. Itmay he a callous state of things which frowns at misery instead of sympathising with ft, Nevertheless the majority of mankind has, to use a vulgaris, troubles enough of tts Own, It ts looking for the sunny and not the - @hady aide of the pathway, » As @ friendship-producing commodity, then, ) good humor js to be cuitivated, Have you ever ‘remarked that the irritable man or woman te invariably thin? After a cursory glance at such | persons you say “dyepepsie’ and wonder how | Boon you can get away, Tho query might be broached whether good j deaith produces good humor, or good humor good health, But even if wo admit the former hypothe- ala it would be more of an Incentive to bad-tem- pered persons If the latter were true, Can good humor bo cultivated? Certainly, just @s surely as a crabbed nature can be made more Aisagreeable by giving in to ite whims, The influences of good humor on life are mant+ fold. A happy disposition helps in business, in eroases the pleasure of othors, makes its owner Contented, assiste him to forget mental worry and 60 preserves hin health, "Laugh and grow fat" is a good old adage, In these days of rush and fret many of us may, “We don't have time to be good-natured,” Make time thon. Time in money, you argue. Bo it ts, Bo te 004 humor money, So In good health money, Without your health of what uso ts your money @xcept to wearch for good health? Bneourage your good humor. It will bulld up your good Health, and both will make all things possible, ag EDITORIAL THIS AND THAT, In Addition to the alleged full dinner pati, the min @r'e cup has apparently been overfiowing for years Philadelphia Times Croker ways Hil Is & peanut politician, @till Dick We quite a hend at the polltioal shell game himvelf Ohieago Timer Morald There are but foriy-two ¢ York, and but two of them tay 00 populue York {* somewhas | State aftnr Hington Port tHles in (he Btate of New W. K Vandortli's mutomoni the Newpor Faces and the reputation Is vehiclen for apeed Promises to make ibe word "Vaierbiiting won & popular ‘DREW Word With automobile cranks. Chicngo News George Alfred Townsend calls Mokiniey an endowed Dankrupt and Bryan a capitatiae agent, Now Somebsty OUHE (oO call George Townsend a verbal octopus Germans and the Teeth Phere are over 1240" dentivte Mn pire, and 2.7% phystolans, Most In favor there and command the highest prices. the German Km American denjiste are HARRIET © HUB Mes, Ayer will answer questions. On MONDAYS, about the Baby. TURSDAYS. of Perplexed Lovers, WEDNESDAYS, of Unhappy Wives and Troubled Husbands, THURSDAYS, of Beauty Seekers. FRIDAYS, of Inquiring Housekeopers, Lotters without names and addresses will pot receive attention, The names are not for publication, Write on one side of } paper only, How (0 Make Soap. ‘Mra, Ayer: How can And also a soap that will whiten the skin? Mra, BROWN, potash over night tn one pallful of hot sof She ty a matrimonial mooker, rcoffe at domest felloity, Nuunte the fag of aplnaterhood in everyt face and never josea un opportunity to jenn at the P| takett-for-eranted-lam-fond-of-you attitude of hus | band und wite One evening several weeks ago this ant) matrimo The real mischief -breede ane was the inare| Pled woinan's sister [OVE LETTERS THA A PRETTY TALE OF THE SUMMER PAST, — a aenEnAneRaeaneenmemneneneaaseeiaiae alitan: Samiti Mic tA cei had “THE WORLD: FRIDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 14, 1900, nialist was teasing arty of married women about Jive i" . 1 } "or there won't any of you admit t you! know t dow rhe y ne (‘Pd ata fora Ere 1 ne iow wet fom your huss|wlves don't write often, but that's because, be-jheaded by the unmarried gir!, waited impatiently for ava ouvne” the nmil to be distributed. \When the Important mem es pursed between the] "Hecause husbands and wives are bored to write ‘o|ber of thelr circle received a letter addresned tn a Hanes of wives 1 inclined to anawerleach other roke in the unmarried girl with celle) busi pd a little gurgle of anticipation weat the he younR matro ‘ i aneed: | brutality rounds, had tw m Ned in the pas Saye | “Bee here.’ she continued, grinning up in her tise] ‘The wife's fingers trembled in rpite of her effort to Two," sneered the unmarried 4 A Kenerouslters face, I you a pair of #ilk stockings that/appear Indifferent, If whe wanted to flee to rome Allowance! And how ofter Alin write while y egin lomorrow and write your husband alouteofsthe-way apot and raid the puszied or socuiar jne eongaged? fT happen to remember, Kvelyn, thut|lettar every single day for a week you won't get more|reply ahe felt aure hor husband had sent to her guuh 1ey ietore) ¥0 a 1 ihe/than one anawer to the whole bateh Jing effusion he didn't let the other women gurss tt i Mee Two a) m your ro huse| ‘The married sister glanced about the elrele | Pride chained her to her rocker, where she leisurely ban. wae the emaltest lim! wif he writes youl “Ii do it’ she sald, “And, what's more, I'll wear! opened and commenced reading the letter |i D every ten days you think yourself Iueky those stockings just q week from toonight, The frat! Tho first word sent the warm color surging over her Phe young matron was beginning (o look huity, soflove letter I've written John for five years shall @o off cheeks, Sentence after nentonce arew In ardor, The the single girl's aetened to throw cer-{in the morning, and." ahe added, with a confidence |prosate husband of over five years had suddenly and nel? into the [nhe did not feel, “Fil get another back the very mixt|to all appearances Joyfully taken up the tonder tone “What eflly conclustons you draw, Nancy. A jot you| morning.” lof a lover know about I, anyway, 1) admit husbands and or and slipped tt back into ‘The fateful morning the bodyguard of matrona,| When ahe folded the \ WORKED MAGI en the envelope her expectant audience caught a new Hight in her eyew It's lovely, perfectly lovely,’ she gasped, “He-—he Jhae taken my letter seriously and he’s written back Ue Bweetent The unmarried girl looked rurprised eally has, shef Well, it 4 are honest and he begun, “it's only tem Do you dare carry on he exp pent untll the end of the we | "Dare? 1 shall enjoy tt," declared the wite Ho a letter was mailed each from the Summer resort, and exch day a love letter came In return. The wives we divided between envy and astonishment and the unmarried girl felt that all previous philoso. en were being ewept away before her very eyes. “Walt Join comes down Saturday night,” she phes 1) warrant he will tell you he has con- sidered the whole correspondence 4 Joke.” | But John didn't, He arrived on Saturday, and could |hardly wait before he carried his wife off for a mdon- Hight beaeh stroll, When she came Mick from that walk she went mtralght to her r with ire in her eye “You Httle wretoh,’ she sail, ‘if unt! ver you dare breathe the secret of those letters to Join lef l— Oh, } ny, promise me you won't He | happy over them; believes I really meant them, Somehow | feel we if I were belag courted all over again. “Tf (howe hatefit women should tell! implore them not to, and I'll give HK stockings ag you can wear th a season,” Naney promised, Hut sometimes, when the unmarried girl catches cermin spoony like glances p og between John and his wite she hitches the ruffles of her skirt a bit and ite boy who had been hurt by a heavy team while playing, He was a beautiful child, with sunny, Kolden curls clustering around his Httle white face, and great blue eyes which looked up at one so pathetically and confidingly, Little Jimmy was put under the care of Nurse Elimabeth, who soon found out that his parents were dead and he was dependent on the not too generous hospitailty of an old woman who lived in one of the harrow, dirty alleys of the olty, Nurse Mileabeth had told her co-workers the aston- ishing news that Dr, Hamilton had really showed great interest In this tiny patient, strange as it might em, and had talked ingre with him and tn @ differ. ent way than he had ever talkeé with any man, woman or child since they kKoew him, But they had not always known him ‘This interest in Jimmy, whieh continually tnereased, had ceased to be a muchstalked-of wonder when « hew nurse eame to the ~ Hospital, She was young, wender and graceful, with an abundance of golden-brown tmir and dark, deep, beautiful eyes, This was Clarice Thornton, Jimmy watohed her as she moved softly about, “Pretty nurale,’ he said, and she went to his bed and patted his shining curls and talked to him. ‘The Tim was a new arrival at the hospital smilos mysteriously as she looks down at her ailk-clad instep, make soap for washing & half-barrel of soap iake six pounds of fo seven pounds of grease, Dissolve the ia the morning pour it hot over the graase, ee ee err ree REALIZATION A WONDER WHY. os Mr Hue Gee whie! Wonder tf they oe Sh ee eo es take me for a shi Cwalnt a WE GAVE IT UP, 1 lost an umbrella to-day in the car-$ "Tt ts maddening to A fine one it was, and I prined tt nigh ‘The owner got on ere we'd gone very fart "¥ And of course he at once recognized it Pe meee A CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTIT BAD FOR THE Gi! Angelina On! to now be aimply Uke @ bird must Mra, Youngwife Martha, | ordered a turkey for dinner. Martha--Yea, mum. There ehe is, mum, and a foine burd, too. Mra, Y Why, Martha, how abaurd! THAT tan't a turkey! lore fowls with beautiful plumage, poountry PRINT bound lean ees tet air) omen Wn th tly ore throwah her Ce a enees OUT Of Sid you've never thought, madam, of marrying again ' ‘The romance of my life ts ended! Mtu't tt stand @ agoond edition ee a eee rere BAR oe JORES BY THE BEST OF THE JOKERS |S0M¥ OF DARK BROWN, DCO OOOO DOOM DEOODOODNOHIOD® LES: see Autumn draw i it makes the foliage on one's Summer hats look #0 tacky,” t-t-tt tee ee tote tuted tate baba tnttbtese be tuge I naw nome myself last Summer in the? Mx In, wo our Jor rphy class ‘ud have A MAN OF SENSE, Unele Noah Lott (whose wagon (# fast in the mud)—1 guess 11 wait for some) political candydate to cum ‘long and @ive me a boont, D © AYER » TO-DAY » ANSWERS ® QUESTION } DECADENCE OF THE DRAMA | Irving Mite-Ham—To think that 1, who played for years in “Uncle ‘Tom's Cabin," should have to come down to Jumping through hoops tn vaudeville! Y or a ro NO PEACE ADVOCATE ‘This autumn gown I» made of dark tirown cloth tn a sort of princess style. Both the bodice and the okirt crosm and fasten on the left #do, the former with two little tabs, and are bordered with a wide band of allk cord embroidery in ehades to match the cloth, The plastron (s of cream lace and the puffed undereigeves are of cream motssoline de sole. A NATURAL BATHTUB. ——s ment in Arkansas and repaired to the Bagi Houre, which wan nit don the outekints of ‘the town and on the bank of a stream, After dinner ho lighted a cigar, and the proprietor aid: “Stranger, 19 thar anything we une kin do foh your air’ Thinking to confound the host, swered: Krein so man arrived at @ email pettie- Carey. the stranger an- Wille Atn't ware shocking? Robby-No: 1 with de hull wort the Chinese and Noer » yes} come to think of it, I'd like to have ‘ud Turkeys are bath,’* The proprietor let hts feet drop from the railing upon which he had holsted them, went Into the house and returned in a moment with a huge tin cup full of soft ‘poap, a rough towel and a plck and shovel, which he offered to his guest, “What's the pick and shovel fort’ asked the trav Jing man, “Well, stranger," answered the landlord, ‘th’ watuh's low, and you-all ‘ll hey to dam up the creek," — QUERIES AND ANSWERS. Yto quit tH! de cor.poin’ was over. sttee-t-tee-eeenonteend New Orleans, Where did Mulltvan and Corbett Aght thetr battle for ‘the champtonahip? M. A, NBOMANN, Sunday. Which ts the first day of the week? ALM, BALLING, After, Did Jeffries fight Sharkey twenty-five rounds or before Jefiries fought Fitzsimmons? CHAS, HUNTLBY, Newark, N, J. Yeo, ; Kindly inform me whether or not the Cooper Inatl- People's Chorus at Cooper Union, irl can attend free of charge? wht ave been previously rendered down can be put Into separate bottles and used for clean+)Let them cook fifteen or twenty minutes, then train |emall teaspoonful of dry mustard; also one half-tea- barrel, put more water on the ing floors, It is also used for Mushing the sink, |through @ cloth, Add thi pounds of granulated |spoonful of salt and a shake of paprica or cayenne h indissolved: wher vid as trap, &e, He careful not to spatter thia preparation |sugar, When the sugar ts dissolved, strain through 8 | poppe Mix thoroughly with the fork, Now add nd ym unt all potash Ip dissolved, on your clothing or on the paint. Half a pint of jcloth; heat to bolling point in. Pour It Into bot-/one teaspoonful of tarragon or first-rate older vine- © barrel more slowly with eold weter, Anish: water can be put into the (ub with a dogen pails of |tles and sent instantly, Have the bottles thoroughly ‘gar, Keep on stirring, always one way, Now begin fest day) tir Very frequently during they warm suds, and the solled white clothes can beyheated. Dip the necks into hot sealing-wax, to add tho oll, @ very Little at a time, stirring con- | ‘id for peveral successive days, Allow it tolsoaked tn them, ‘The French laundresses use this) stently, Continue as the mixture gets (hick and 1 n three mouths in the cellar (Preparation in thelr methods, | Why Mayon: Does Not Thicken, ropy, When it gots so that it is almost lke a jelly, : ae a Palm oll soap, one and one halt} | Dear Mra, A ere any way of being sure thut|add two tablespoonfuls of vinegar, ‘Thin makes o pounds ve oll weap, one-half pound, white curd] & mayonnaise 4 dressing will thicken? L should/deliclous dreering ‘and if kept covered tn the ice chest tao ‘ al Mneture orris root, | Mra. Ayer: WI you Kindly Inform me what | think there must be some secret, but about once in so} will remain good for a fortnight, He Ne, on it ounce, best way to clean a gilt frame? It ts specked joften I make a delicious sauce, thick and like jelly; and — L ne can by lored with a lithe Indigo if desirable ifter the Summer, and it's a very costly one, BO twenty other times, though I follow the same rule Inecot Pests, before (ouching It T want your advice. Mra, K Jexactiy, my dressing curdles and will hot thicken.| Dear Mra, Ayor: Woukl you be kind enough to let To Remove spots ILUTR Hauer of pots with about five the immer 1 have not had any luck at all. Yotime know a good recipe for bed bugs, and one in re- Diet Mra, Ayer: Wil you please tell me the name | I) ‘he volume of water and sponge the gilding |! have kept the oll on lee, whieh I have always heard|gard to watering planta? I hi & few geraniume of the acid that takes spots out of the wash? ol off with this pots have|was the main T am sure numerous other |out on the window that I water morning and night. YOUNG HOUSEWIFE, Hrookiyi | , Keen removed the gilding should be sponged again U" & MIKO BAUCEpaN, poTeelAin-lined If 5 ble, | with lear water. and put in tt four pounds of blearvonale of soda} nd four quarts of hot water, Stir frequently | With a wooden @tick until the soda im dissolved. Then ¥dd one pound of chloride of ime and atir until thor+|for grape wine, Mra. W, MILLER, Hi! oughly dissolved. Then jet the HMaquld cool in the Kettle; strain the part that ts clear through a piece t }of cheese cloth into wide-mouthed bottles, Stop them Reolpe for Grape Wine. mn, N.Y. AM indebted to an Evening World reader for 1 244 three quarts of water, crushing the grapes ud fet away for use, The part that ts mot yet clear|the water; stir well until {t reaches boiling Dear Mra, Ayer; Will you please give me a recipe his recipe: Take twenty pounds of Concord grapes; Ly heat. housekeepers have the same trouble, Please help, it you can, AN OLD FRIBND. THINK your trouble has been In keeping the ot! | too cold. A French cook told me years ago in Parts thet the oll should never be colder than 70 jegrees Fahrenheit for a salad if 1 wishod the dress to be perfect. I give you the rule I use mynelf, mayonmise, them the T hear tt ls not right to water them eo often, I would also Ike a good recipe for moths. ‘Mire. W, CALD with boiling water every crack or sure pected place where the buge find retuge, and then touch thoroug! Diatng | | other, Are there any singing classes that a young working-| views of other commuters, RAH child's gentte and good nature soon endeared him to her, and she grew to love the Iittle fellow very much, In her spare moments she would go to him, an@ he began to feel very lonely when hoe thought of leaving the hospital, his dear doctor and his sweet nurse Clarice, Surely he loved Nuvee Clarice very muoh; he told Dr, Hamilton one day how sorry he should be to leave her, Arthur Hasnilton turped suddenly, “Nurse who?" he sald, and Jimmy wondered why his friend looked #0 strange and silent for a few minutes, "Are you thinking, doctor?’ gald the little votee at length, “Yen, child,” he replied. Then he heaved a sigh and wan himself once more, When Nurse Clarice came tn that day timmy told her about tt all, “Who ts your doctor, dear?” she said “TE don't know,” replied Jimmy, “only he's nice and tall and has black eyes and he pats my curls and Alasen me tke you do." ‘Then there came to Clarice Thornton « vision of a tall figure and of dark ayes that looked ao tender as he bade her good-by, Then there was a misunder- standing, and Hut she resolutely put the thought from her. “T will tell you stories to-morrow--now, good-by, Gear,” and she wtepped out into the entry, A shadow fell across her path, She looked up. Dr. Hamilton stood before her, Roth atopped and looked at each "Clarloe!” paid he “Arthur!” aaid she, . ’ . ’ . . . A month prased. One bright, beautiful day Arthur Hamiiton ran up the sieps and went straight to the bed where little Jimmy lay The Mttle fellow had heen asleep, with his dimpled hand tucked under hie curly head; but he opened hia great, blue ayes when friend's hand touched his own, ‘Good morning, little man," satd the dootor, “Good morning; 1 have some good news for you.” Jimmy's eyes brightened. “In @ little while,” continued the young man, “you will be well again.” "And must T leave here? said Jimmy, hie eager look changing to one of bitter a “IL auppore no, my dear,” wwe th he added in a more cheery tone: would you ike Co live in a big, pretty house and have & papa acd mamma? “OWL eneped Jinmy, and his great, blue eyes opened wide. “Oh! oh! f would!” “Who would you Ike for a papat” “You,” and the two litte hands selsed his, “Who would you like for a mammat” “Nurse Clarice, my pretty nurset!’ “Then be a good little man for only a few q@ecks longer,” he said, and kissed him, a id LETTERS EVENING WORLD A Perplexed Man's Appeal, To the MAltor of The Rvening World: Tam earning a moo? salary, consequently my per sonal wearing apparel is of the best. From time to time articles of clothing are missing, which I have often later worn by a near retative of my wife When Task her about them she ‘does not know,” eho ways, “and of course he never steala anything, ae there fs no occasion for thin,’ IT would be greatly ploaned to receive nome advice from regdors as to how to have thin stopped, as her folks are In good clraum- stances, and I cannot my wife ncoordingly aa a -|man should, First, for stealing; secondly, for not tell- ing the truth, Consequently Iam not happy, HM, A Cold Problem, i Sia To the Rditor of The Hvening World: ‘Here's a problem for brainy readera: How large would ft be necessary to build an tce-house in order to store away sixty tons of toe? I have asked the queation of several persons of moderate education (including contractors), and none agree on tae same figures, Mrs, L. CAMPBEIA, Fishkill, W, ¥. , To the Raitor of The Rvening World: 1 thank you for publishing my recent letter com- plaining of how the smoking cars on most suburban lines Imye too many seats devoted to card players ofter For a time the letter resulted in fewer seats beirg given up to card flends and mane men could get a. seat, But now, especially on the N. Y,, 8. & W, road, 1 pee the card players again begin to hog as large e © number of seats as ever, It is to the trainmen's in Ute teaches voice culture and languages free, BF. |e eesee to jot them have them as ihay are paid extra, for the use of each puck of cards, I'd like to hear JAMBS FB. CHASR, Wortendyke, N. J, —== S ® OF @ THE © HOUSEKEEPERS. which fs tkawise a deadly poison. Tho great ensen- tal is thoretigh and scrupulous cleantinoss, If your geraniume are doing well I whould continue to water them night and morning, Yt depeads so much upon the way the flowers are piace), the amount of aun and frewh alr they got, thar no pet rule can be followed. Moths breed in tho Spring, If you alr all the oollen gowns thoroughly, hanging them out im the sun light, shake and brush them carefully, then dis druggist for a few cents « pound, among them, they are positively moth proof, I know from oxperlence, To Clean OM Cloth, Dear Mra, Ayer: I beg to ank you for & recipe for cleaning oll cloth, It is dark red and a light brown block, We had workmen in the kitchen, They had ime and tracked it into the floor, Mrs, KLEIN. ‘Try/ammonia for removing the lime stains, A Request, HAVE 4 number of requests for a making chili sauce, Will some of Kkoopers be 60 very kind as to aend . A mes aeatbat Hn! ‘ * tribute camphor balls, which you can ‘guy of any |