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2a, Sa AERO SETA cae See a CT RO SICA EE SE PAGE reo terprise A <==] The THE SEATTLE STAR MONDAY, s¥PTEMBEK 14, 1926. (our OUR WAY Seattle Star (=~ Lh ————<<—<= PY WILLIAMS) Dry” Solons Who Drink L By N. D..Cochrar 07.09 Seventh Ave, Seattle, Wash . § (eae cee aS ee } eat ettion Mit Chicage tion a0 pen zreonee | 5 aime | FER GOSH SAKES.MA [MEAD an two won oe | mart ap a y ooth, b monina ¢ " sash HURRY UP WIT SOME { srommman othe @ t ; needs owe f 4 ar te 0 t ghte 1 out and keep erally Fe a shies Shahi, Sadi glia aia ; SAFETY PINS! HE'D A ; . Oe or ip the straight and narrow : 1°—aae . = - —_—_—— J LOST TH’ HULL BUSINESS e ‘ ' et * mui? y _— 4 r ATIMNMNTATA fi py b I t be en in the [WO WAYS OF TAX CUTTING} geney, capital, should be conscripted a | \F I HAON'A HELD ONTA for himaelt that the Bill iy spite of “economy iministrati | Shall Bi TB iness cohorts sleep in thei: | T ALL TH WAY FROM “TH F . tt Se aed the costs of government continue to | tents. with such treason os seh. sieht | STORE.» GOSH,MY BOTH 1 entu’a diy Mails we this the other fellow can soar year by year, and inevitably hig! the army? Up with the declaration that \ ARMS 1S PARLIZEO- bi} phy ; tao ae taxes fc their way front a Sa arn anual to déliarel. For \ } f vinl ee issues in every political can 1. Wha ward to Armageddon 2 TTT ee il || a9 reoagind i 1 re the answer \| > )\ \| - * pi tee Califorr experience the last 18 At Grand Rapids, Mich., an idiot stood on a street 6 i> J ! m 4 I J tan fd years furnishes two suggestions whicl corner and directed traffic for 30 minutes, Not one b {| ‘ | t T { ‘er ‘ , whack | ca A appear to point the way acofdent, Nobody noticed any difference | 2S ee eh : mi | me i om Y ¢ J pa Since 1912 California’s population ha Sie pS et 5 ae . YP Oa i) | kick MP wing < increased 235 per cent, yet the costs of FATAL? .NOT MUCH! ne ia ea he ourselv State government have up in that L. SULLIVAN is a scientist and | mee j y time 455 per cent, and those of county A. Poaaand dois commissioner at-Bal | Oregon Man W ho government 366 per cent. City govern- | timore and he is to open a campaign to f | De Coolidge ment costs stayed normal, in spite of the discover if a man risks life by kissing | fact that 70 per cent of California’s peo rouged and lip-sticked females | ple live in cities, Why state and | ‘There are times when an editor know county costs mount skyward and city more than one of the prevailing scientist costs stay down? in these times 1. While state and county were being Mr. Sullivan, it is not fatal to ki i run by politicians, the city governments rouged, lip-ticked, kalsomined females, or 6 of t business what were being taken over more and more by females in the raw. If it were, the earth experts. In California are run by city managers, cern is a showing of efficiency © While state and counties were tax- | _ Semetiow, not so many people as formerly declare ing the people for “dead” bridges, poor farms and jai like roads, the cities were gradually money-making utilities. able utility today is cities in Califor 2 own bution systems, All but net profits, and the four give extremely to two tl low rates. Common-sense economists are becom- t ing convinced that lower taxes are to be coming an ¢ cities now would ream ci } “Oh! my head!" after a national holiday of PEs pas gh nprovements, ; at , Ps getting hold of | FITS NOT LIKELY r him, Large em ; The most profit- “OL. GEORGE A, NUGENT, of the of pegs! deuien » spc . H : and 19 inspector general's sta intervie WHY MOTHERS GET GRAY ‘ ir own dis gullet in the home, or even ttered with the slain, That's sor is hen the first con- that! is looks ht to ha » because of a convict rt- Colonel Mitchell at Texas. ‘KEEPING UP THE FAMIGY DIGNITY nt will inform the world as Sa First, did Mitchell make ns yur show big Colonel Sha EES BS they themselves needed any re , do the charges con- ay inet eal At 103, Oldest Banker Stays on Job | «: the charge In on their thirst | vother their Hy e bit to = hra wine found not so much in parsimonious gov- | Colon ; very likely, report By George Britt une ee ernment as in efficient government, yes as to first item. The horrible mire ES to effect id thought intrudes that Col ugent may M° I J, Sept. | iebutvaty tate ‘ About the only time when the bridegroom gets have brains and cou gh to report ~ 4 t Most of us feel right, Harris & Ewing any newspaper attention is when he doesn't show up at the wedding. dence to be. ERT E. HANEY, Democrat, how to take of Oreg who refuses to nd also that | resign from the Sh: ng Board to the second item. This would mean , urrender at threo ptic fits by the Washington bureau ears Nt eve that care of ou gain at th ARERR crats, who are ravenous for court a f we know enough know how as requested by President Cool- WHOOP! and who would try Mitchell, not ® J Aikman t fo: cami 6 the lives of others, idge. ae ey cae fee ni the IM-TA-RA-RA! Bo It for te : ‘ tes ° awful lot of policies of Admiral Palmer, pres- OOM-TA-RA : ; but not because we think ident of the Emergency Fleet s the drums beating \V t to to f pt et thas: a eeenas |) ceueanention quarters. You'll hear calling Time finds t ay, § forth the cavalry, Col. Bill tw one f . Mitchell has the n rebellion M eee Be tet ta promay Colonel rte Yr. Fiat of The Star tee a SE wan ci : pa t 3 Undertakes Here to Remedy Your Troubles, if They 2 ried Saks tai 2 iH Are of Public Interest t a bas a w York, He , ; . ? Mr. Firtt: Tam a atranger (n car was on sale, but that we sOxYQ / . > “> J | . , 9 1 , t ft j-months old baby, and am out for it. What can we do about ‘sia ata _— ee / f k I ld get a di ’ L. M. : of work could get a day it Me stand for? 7 Pie fd aaa : (cigg cigledogaridh Derm A828 Not knowing what kind of a z 4 ; f > ‘ in stenography or bookkeeping. A. “Reserve Officers a aS ‘ With alokti pollen ficowd contract you signed it is diffi- A gglboneg at 1 ot @ bird ts an be with the baby during the | Cult to say. arily the car ees meeed, ; pea ; in the oldest living a day. Have advertised and tried | remains the property of the paes tate y rds > ‘ in other ways, but cannot find | seller until paid for. If your Gudents. The : ae gest ae 0 oldeat resid t such kind of night work. Can | act so reads, and you did follegea: ‘ 7 f you break your rule and help n @ Geficlency note, the i gi ere f a he me locate this place? P. B. owner can not collect further cs A i = Pigs are Pa zene t w of a place that after haying taken r eS gota rine U ieiairemadaan, . ; this woman to be | ack. He should have re- apr @ of feathers, t ‘ y baby in the day time turned your contract when he A. &t are generally if lays ave not re t : a 8 hit cols ope ‘ . and gain a living at night? took the car. U. Eaanes plume feathers nea t when he had no pleasure { John Aikman Stewart oboe 6 a0 posed of 900 parts ¢ ateHor end of the bedy, | 100 parts of copper ‘ ber of the family H 4 rather talk about the sald t heard him { from Columb veratt Ho | Mr. Fixit Some time ago | Mr. Firit: Is there a free oboe (Ms of the a t rn + of t Fr Ie t the ¢ has titty | arce 1 car. night school in Seattle where ften f dasa mummy! ¢ 7 rete | husban t his one can learn dressmaking or los. This dird does not mow, 4 ? Agere tld not keep up millinery? ~ A, Reader, lacs inibepedt adn aii ‘ Univers crplained to Call the school board, EL{ot ning” is the reflection from distant > p Ms ws after the rox of Wood they took it 4160 and you will be given full streaks of lightning which ar d caten south row W) ed the unt away, after I had written them information about the night den by clouds or are too {a cap of our condition. Now the com course at the Broadway high to be distinguished as individual si)'6€ ‘pany has written us saying th echo flashes. vot TH ——— — —— = —————d comedy ines, Jr. His E. Roach studios, W ton dbvd., Culver City, Cal Q. Has the composition v the composi A. Until the middie of the century, composers left the temp ons to the judg ment of performers, a correct ren dering being in most cases assured, eres © mse te cteer |_NATURELAND q of their compo Ms is not the only cre at will go , to exten rn earth. Dredg ‘ to the bottom of the hole of the ocean creatures will be Go six miles to th highest mountain will be found there, too. When the dirigible I geles had trouble to her shed rece comin {s the name of the b novie, “Hold a musical noted ( » to erost y MONDAY, SEPT. 14 | You cap of mu make too little eff An- down 10. Shove injunction Jay of the v alibis will now se to release thous of hates ate ha ort tale Ohad | — | feet of her non-burning, Tr WAS empty gas tanks that sign that our nerves are 6 ‘ | BY DR. HUGH 8. CUMMING t which the people have explodable helium ga. te 4used Commander John bee to Hormal the + Surgeon General, United States lopted for the protection of bg { expense, because um Rodgers and his brave crew to It is also good for the di- | Public Health Service os 4 scarce. The scientists » alight before reaching Honolulu, | postion, TERE a" 1 oT pw realize that the health phage ditets d- 8 Lh every cuble centimeter of he was empty gas tanks that | % eicte'6 | i department {9 a department Is your duty as an intelli lium gas means nine million e frail craft afloat until | LMOST everyones knows Dr, | created and supported by the | gent citizen to know what these years of formation in the rock troyer took it In and landed =| A W. A. Major, pi r of the | people t Kc r the health laws and regulations are from which {t is obtained. men in Honolulu. | Mount ‘Baker Presbyterian | of the com It is not the laws on the stat Pit dit | church, He has been here along m ty, to pro. te books that are of value but | i long A THOUGHT WOMAN for a divores | time and, like as not, when he tect them and ones that observed or because her husband bestows meets you on the street ho will | thetr nels reed, You and every other. | too much affection on the dog. | stop and tell a good story if he bors from ex thoughtful citizen should know | i { Commit thy works unto the Another wants to be set free happens to have one on his mind, posure to sick what work your health depart | i Lord, and thy thoughts shall be from her husband because he | Ho had been having trouble ne ment Is dolng and tho extent of established—Proy, 16:3. awe at her, And it was not making the new organ fund and A health de Protection from disease that is | sa so long ago freodom was | the organ payments meet, and partment will ) being afforded you and those HOSO trusteth in the Lord, asked by a wife because her hu was out scouting around for con be as efficient dear to you : “4 happy is he —Bible. band smoked in tho house. It tributions to this fund. Ho met and watchful As a citizen, your responst oo —| a well known Scotchman on the as the peopte | bility for the public health | street, to whom he told this insist that tt } meang that you should keep | story | shall be or al | your premises clean, that you | . “A Jewlsh citizen and his wife low it to be should seo to it that you do | went to a clothing st to buy Tho depart | not maintain collections of gar | suit forthe husband. The price | ment and It | bake or refuse in which files | was $50, After much haggling |) work represent pr, Cumming may breed. Y bri. h | The gurchsee otfred cecstine |! the. date at Siuhould Bead ai minab tbh CHOOL DAYS ng thoughts of cool bid, $47.50, which the merchant | {he people to avold disease, to | every case of communicable ¥ y GEABDA ym minus, who you any that the ation tan aninga | retited thd th ctntomer went | lve "urefuliiven. to -proicet | Sheu “ia contested tet weather and warm cozy rooms — F say the ) a. B8 | out | themselves, thelr children ani | or indirectly from some infected } Bretty any all any? Husbands will tell you that wives know ‘phat was a fine suit, anid | their famille | person and that a case in your with Bellingham Coal in the furnace, stove or what bliss is. I wonder, how come they're that way the wife, out on the sidewalk Tho health department ts a family 1s y wife, otit on the sidewn » health ¢ ‘ probably due to so | 9 1) Any day starts with alarm clocks «ringing and-mom ts tho first DERAPsasid GINA MUGA ENG $600 |< THAUAE: coaUE MAB Wiedin, (ERE. |I ‘ono nasieer ice HAT eéhiine.3| grate. It’s the economical, clean fuel. Cte a ike aetna Le 2 pkg the coffee pot's singing when tho Don't be #0 Scotch,” diseaso can be prevented and | bility to the community, | ‘ Order from any dealer in Seattle or Phone ELiot 5017 , ope alr oven When tho Scotchman to that the degree of the commun Your own household eh | ° i : 7 : ” | | | i should . Dad hikes for work and the kids fke for play, and they all get the whom Dr. Major had told the | Ity’s health depends upon the | not become the eause of the BELLINGHAM COAL MINES Seaboard Building, Scattic fresh air of mgrning. Mother, however, just plugs thru the day, and atc had finished hi | desire of the citizens t6 have | further 6 : ‘ wry ha finished hia laugh | Nr f i itizen: h further spread of the diseane, the rest time that’s needed she's scorning. he took out his checkbook and | health; thelr Intelligence, and If the diseaso is one that should Dis shed and the household is swept. ‘Then she worries | aid that he considered that | the nt of effort they are | be reported to the health de o'er g nd meat, Rules of her work-aday life must be kept, story worth $5 for the organ | willing to make individually and partment you should see that tho the keeping is seldom so # fund. | thru their municipality to at this report is made, and tr He Nighttime arrives and, ere daddy comes home, all the children must “Write it for $10," «ald Dr. | tain it case, Jf In doubt, ‘i " nine " spa Jomen get bu nm ’ t A ‘ ” ‘i sea anBulG be spick sud pan. ; Wom n 8 t busy with hairbrush and comb—ye Major Don't be so Scotch. A part of the work of every communicate with the Health they get little credit from man ° He got the $10 for the organ health department is the en department for advice or in | SCopyright, 1925 The Seattle Star), fund, forcement of laws and regula structions.