The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 28, 1925, Page 18

PAGE 18 0, M, T. G, ORIGIN BACK IN 1915 Camps Organized to Further “Smericanization” in U.S. CAPPY RICKS Delves Into the Realms of Poetry 4 BY PETER B. KYNE |! . anted n Copyright by United Feature Syndi Inc, All Rights Reserved The od mo I'd have thes Reproduction Prohibited.) t people, and the HID Cappy ! except ¢ cate the chief aim asked e ed humo going int as the Py I wi t » my mind to er gine « litt man fer the housefiag of Your Blue « t H Aud a of wy ‘ | gamit ! bird a e " . when they moved me it x of my friend ,| no time to wag world how f | “Nowadays strawber town. It's ge ning home fron ia ting terri at Shetlmound park | “The Japanese ambassador have a gummy says something inocuous at aped o1 arm he'd be | Washington regarding the free- [on his other “| dom of the Pacific, and fmme- [the remains of a p a diately I'm roused out of bed at erhapa be held in Call and p Two camps will | a midnight to give an interview to is large, , Morale. threo in Washington and.ene/ "9 ieeal paper. | him, and the pair of them would be @ach in Utah and Wyoming. “Pm getting known as the old | going home to a house that needed % eRe. CR i bel mare of the shipping world | a whole lot of housek i to make ‘ RADIO PIRATE and expected to whinny every it fit to in, But they'd be} = LONDON.—A “superradio” pirate! time somebody hands me a lump | happy & has been discovered here. He has] of sugar.” Nobod} would ever dream of been making-talking mach’ cords ‘ee asking that Swede to do anything © from the voices of famous singers as| ¢¢ Ett what are y fo | more intelligent rve a © they came over the radio an V t it, Cappy -in~ | Su them }law q huaiastic | eee “1 don't know I's a big be university, | THINK IT’S CZAR'S RING order, But I fee! like running away und on that Swede's| ROTTERDAM.—An emerald ring Bought by a Rotterdam jeweler for about 50 cents, now is believed to be ene of the Russian crown jewels. It recently sold at auction for nearly $7,000. and dashing th to pieces. | fob and beg him to outline to them | Only this mornin. delegation of} the only sure road to worldly wealth | the very best people in town—a cou-/ and civic popularity, 2 | ple of lawyers, a couple of preach-| eee | ers, a couple of merchants and | (APPY sighed like an outworn old! couple. of female school teachers alr compressor How I do lose} patience with these short-cut boys) | Who Just haven't got the time or the| j inclination to follow the main high way to success. | “Do you know, Matt, that it's been | Years and years since.’you and I | have met a man with a silver dollar or & $5 goldpiece doing duty as a watch charm.” “Too many being | worn. Besides, watch charms went | out of style shortly after the Span | ish war, Cappy." | I Kn But those old-fas sreatereT vet e) wrist-watches smooth goldplece representa the first | real money they ever earned. They | didn't spend it. They just ruined it | |to make a watch charm, and every! time they look at their nickel-plated | remember what a hard| had earning that first of money. “That inspires them to hang on| to what they make ne: day, and in/ the end they find y com- tng. easier.” the one 28S doean't mean the abil | ity to make money,” Matt countered. “I know t Matt Probably the| man who doesn't know how to make money easy and in big gobs, knows {t. But about 99,9 of the human race do not know it, so they make that| successful man pay cash and ex-| tend the credit to the wasters | I'm one of those freaks who doesn't! | think Calvin Coolidge ts a howling! | succens."* “From a stubble fitid to the White House lawn is a far ery, but all it's brought Cal is a gold- en opportunity to age 20 years in four and work himself ot death. “The Prince of Wales ian't a suc- cess because he has to make all the | fool speeches on subjects not worth | | discussing, and then get criticized by | the proletariat because he doesn't come up to thelr expectations.” “Who was the most successful man you have ever known, Cappy?” “He was a simple-minded soldier, In fact, I think he was regarded by | hin captain as a bit balmy in the | belfry. In order to test this man’s mentality the captain one day or- dered him to go somewhere—any- where and get two buckets of rev. eille. He was not to come back un- til he got it, “The man was gone a month, and finally the police picked him up as @ deserter and returned him to his }company. He was tried for deser- tion, proved that he was acting un- |der orders not to return until he ten year, |found two buckets of revellle and, | Uke a good soldier, he was obeying | | | | | ¢ r . orders. Pepe Haskcedyfacrt ot Bia nS Sp crore wee wan eeatored to duty and dd to the. appescance of any counts peweapoicl received pay for the month he aeitand-a constant pettiongr iekeraa teed plicgor had been on duty asa fool. It their delicious contents. busines we ever heard of, Ht baa brains to be a success. ul dumbbell." Every si dollar invested in Automatic Fruit Cakes may re. “lm @ successful and fairly wealthy business man,” Matt cogi. tated. “Still, Cappy, if I didn’t have Florry and your grandson, I wouldn't (Footie fr Sa nd tors henry be any happler than I was when I Jou cam get an imcoma every month.. was skippernig one of your sailing THE E. 1. G. CO., R. 0. WHYMAN ships.’ Distr! Agents ¢ & Sata “You wouldn't be as happy, Matt, HAZEN J. s UIT CAKE CO. jeneral Agents | tn! fact, poulee nok ee h “ 720-732 Dexter Horton Bullding, Hore Office Sat, iy ane Connect Senttle, W because you aren't as healthy. In Los Angeles, Cal, | those days you could and would and frequently did, lick your welght In wildeats, Now look at you. You're bigger than a skinned horse, but you'd do a deal of figuring before you'd take on even three rough-neck THE B. L. G. co, 129-30-31-32 Dexter Horton Bidg., Seattle, Wash. B Please et me know how I may get a check every month. t, the only successful man in MERINO G66 5504254040 nc sb esc sosd sedssesvsrene vedees this world fs the healthy man,” Canadian Steel Works Pick Up| nar OTTAWA, Ont, 9—In 1923) % more than 383 establishments. in| Canada were engaged in manufactur. ing products from metals other than fron and steel. These included 11 Plants producing aluminum and aluminum wares, 81 plants fabricat ing brawn and copper products, 20 plants in the white metal trade, 97 plants manufacturing precious motal Address. + City ———— First Thought for Colds K-B | | products, 108 plants making electrical | woods and 16 plants making misce! lnneor articles from non-ferrous | metals LIQUID ANALGESIC TEMPLES TO SUBURBS | TOKYO. More than half of the Better than Greases and Balms lprrssaaiin thee atisiarinncakeiess being rebuilt jo the suburbs, instoad of the city proper, A city remula At all Drug Stores tion recently reduced the grounds “round many temples to make room for wider streets, wi SEATTLE STAR | Frustrated Love Ends in Slaying handle it Do yo some of the things 1 States are mintedg THURSDAY {Private Capital Grows in Russia, Says Writer 9 BY WILLIAM HENKY CHAMBER t we LAIN fouaa a M ® ee various coins of ad NI pre 7 o® now that there are seven different kinds of paper money & 4 n the United States? Can you tell the diference betwe: wold certifi 5 F cate, @ treagury note, a national bank note, « feseral Truck Loses Tires; i silver certificate and a federal reserve bank note? What are the ’ * TC . on United States paper ourreney Now Can’t Find ’Em ji)" (on Can mutilated currency edeemed? Is it unlawful te punch holes Twe mobile tires ped i in United n for jewelry? two bundles, rolled away some-| and ¢ 1s ther won't be Interested in || where and are 1 , H on “United States Mone wilote a Westerr ar A ! ia i t these questions and a lot ther interesting ones answered uck at, First ‘ m o for you then you will want a copy of the bulletin. FM eut the coupon ' é‘ below and mall te Washington c as directed. at % CLIP CovroN HERE thought they were ste creantsations are incapable NORTHWEST STADIUM Finance Editor, Washington Bureau, The Seaitle Sts : eindety pomp pee. latent 1922 New Tork ave, Washington, D. ¢ Dry Squad Nabs the countr " llcea ' decide on @ I want = copy of the bulletin, “Money,” and inclone herewith aix cents 15-Gallon Still 4 Lop 4 : 1 4 a huge ‘ in postage stamps for #ame ; - ‘ ke te and The police dry squad buate Pi and « ¢ private ~ 74 he fire Name e osccssess Wednesda wt BONS GROREY £4. CRED | Seocvon, © Y ee 4 home of ( tT D. = i Mt ONE NO. OF RF. Dessvssccessvescressyapsvaseaesereneseessnenens asthe ae a 4 . tha, aa enaretive What 141 MINERS KILLED Ciiretaeaseacst State choi Tam a reader of The Seattle Star LONDON.—J long A NOT WHEN YOU WORK maye a day once Btu death of tatistion the tn. ANCOUVER invites you! With scenes, histori¢ spots of great charm, parks and resorts in countles$ num- bers, rugged earidias of unparalleled beauty, | streams and -inland seas teeming with gamey trout and larger fish, this is surely a ifascinat- ing place to spend a week-end, a week or a month, during the glorious summer weather. new Visit this City in the “foreign” land that has the hospitality and welcome freedom of your own country. Amusement places by the score beckon to you. There is just enough difference in the manners and customs of this and your own country to add zest to your vacationing and send you home with pleasant ‘and happy remembrances, long to be treasured. Explore the odd little old-world shops, untouched by the bustle of this industrious, thriving city. Rare things, you'll find, too. Old brasses, bits of furniture from periods long gone by, China from European lands, exquisite laces and linens, silks from the Orient and hand-made jewelry from all lands whence such treasures come, After a lazy afternoon of sight-seeing, enjoy the inn-like tea-rooms, restful, quiet, peaceful. ‘Try real English tea, hot buttered scones and thick, sweet jam. Chinatown with latticed windows, quaint balconies, gay lanterns, will enthrall you. Snatches of weird Eastern music, glimpses of almond eyes, picturesque native costumes, sounds of shuffling slippered feet— like an age-old drama or imaginative fairy tale. Always to be remembered are the pungent odors from the Chop Suey Houses and the musty dusk-like shops. Then there's the Hindu Temple, mystifying, baf- fling in its secretive air of complete isolation from things Occidental. Other foreign quarters of the city are picturesque, too, It seems this youthful city shelters every race and creed. It’s cosmopolitan, but ever friendly, Tf you're a sportsman, plan your trip for some of the race meets, the golf or tennis tourneys, bowling green contests, yacht races and other aquatic sports. The third British Columbia Musical Festival, June 2 to 5, has many American entries. Three travel roads of enchanting scenic charm. By rail—leave Seattle about 8 a. m., arrive about 1:30 p.m. Three trains daily. By sail either night or morn- ing on palatial steamers with fine cuisine, comfortable luxurious berths. Leave Seattle about 9 a, m., arrive Vancouver about 7 p. m. By paved highway the motorist glimpses scen- ery of unequaled beauty. Such va- riety in the short six hours the jour- ney takes, really amazes one. Hotels and apartments everywhere. Splen- did auto camps, well regulated. Ex. orbitant tourist rates are unknown, Customs and immigration officials unite with us to make your visit There's no red tape at the International pleasant. Boundary. Consult your local railway and steamship agents, i Write for any detailed information desired Vancouver Publicity Bureau Dept, 438 Ponder St. W. VANCOUVER, CANADA