The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 26, 1924, Page 8

PAGE 8S A Novel Method SENATOR La OLLETTE is giving r Probably 1 Lodge « achusetts wa committ tenths of the th: senato n ansas (democr (repul 2 n the cit Lodge ont created a Senator | t But t ing i at when La Follette got ready to go aigning, he scheduled as one of his first stops the city of New York And, spite of the f is the place where nine from with which the stepped out or l litics, La Fe t hem down cold concerned, pockets l Now isn't that a funny way to run a political camp. Old Stuff! ARRY DAUGHERTY, former United States attorney general, who was forced out of the cabinet by the Wheeler senatoria) investigation, thinks he has tossed a Teal bombshell into the progressive camp. But it is only a dud. Waiting the time when he thought it would be of great- est effect politically, Daugherty sent to Democratic Nomi- nee Davis a statement alleged to have come from Gaston B. Means, a witness who testified against Daugherty’s administration of the department of justice. Means made charges against Daugherty’s department that rocked the country. Daugherty, of course, denied them all, but let it go at that. Now comes Daugherty with the claim that Means has confessed he lied and that Senator Wheeler made him do it. Daugherty’s honor was at stake. And yet he delayed ublication of the alleged Means statement until he thought it could be used for political effect. And now Means issues another statement declaring that he did not repudiate his testimony, and that his charges Stand just as he made them before the Wheeler committee. Daugherty’s play may strike the politicians as fine jstrategy, but folks who are concerned with the plain ques- tion of honor will wonder at his tactics. Did Means lie on the witness stand? Did he ever repudi- ate his testimony against Daugherty’s department? Is he lying now? There was a time when Daugherty, with the full force ‘of the department of justice, could have made such a thoro Investigation that all of the facts would have been made plain. But he didn’t do it. He got—or says he got—a “tstatement from Means in which Means, according to the alleged statement, confesses he lied. Cheap political trash of this kind will get a man nowhere, mo matter who or what he is. Fights “for Life” 'TRANGE things happen to us in this day and age if we aren't constantly “on the job.” Aged Isaac C. Crane meets a friend who gasps and says, hy, Ike, you're dead.” Doggone if I am,’ s Ike, jut he learns that the courts declared him legally dead ter a long absence. Now he craves legal resurrection, claim a share of a $25,000 estate. It will be an inter- ting fight. ee a ee =] A Wise Judge JDGE STANLEY ORR, of a Cleveland court, is after the reckless autoists on a new line. The other day the judge gave an arrested driver the ver and quietly ordered, “Bring in the ophthalmolo- ist.” You can picture the icy creeps that went up and » down that driver's spine and how his eyes bulged and hair raised like quills upon the fretful porcupine. Thirty fays in workhouse he could have understood, but what ort of an engine of torture was an “opthalmologist”? mnough to make a fellow’s teeth and knees rattle, to be ure. But a scientific-looking gent walked in and, after ‘Bn examination, declared that the driver was blind in one Bye and mighty weak in the other. A wise proceeding by the court. It squelches such excuses as “I thought,” “the other fellow was,” “the | Pedestrian got rattled and,” etc., etc. And the obvious course is to disqualify drivers whose eyesight is danger- ously defective. Every court might well have its opthal- Mologist, particularly the courts of those states in which anybody can edsily secure a driver’s license. To be sure, the ophthalmologist should be called in before the license is granted. But that is not the usual way of curing evils. Usually, the barn is locked after the horse is stolen. £ a z looki ig in| law after taking all of t Ghe smoker, “I am the jailer. Not|out of her tec tne azo, I heard a Between iwo of the gentlemen in. | wa mates "Believe me or not, all that @ver did was to rob a man's and kill him while he was try FABLES ON HEALTH CARE OF EARACHE ] IARACHE may be thing quite ious, as Mann farnily was advised when one|alcoh ffithe children was thus troubled—| this is so it Is freqifently advisable to | dro sult the doctor. # But for emergency jome this remedy may a bag with salt #horoly, applying it to is is riot to be had try hot cloths! 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