The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 23, 1923, Page 22

Tiara erehexoeeebagoe ee eereneecevaerenneneent eee eee THE SEATTLE STAR FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 1928. A DESERT STORY | i at “Thero' ory for eyery mile of (Copy righ! i bowel io dele fs By Ie ‘ If there Is anything that CH DEAR NO, We that desert out there," aakd the con-| Tf There ie ae ie is DON'T Ler Hie ductor, after seating himself in the! 4 yooay.goody man. PLAY WITH THE smoker and ietening to tho yarns| omeone should send this man cr 1. A, spun, for a time, egligee for Xmas. VICTROL ‘you are so good at fortune tell- - “An Englishman, an Amertean and] | "%0u N,) 4n Irishman got lost out there with: | rt TT eatly, one day, jout water, but when thelr tongues] ‘611 me, do you think | ” | were blistering stiff and the cracks| 1 will live to a ripe old age? 1 glanced at his hand casually, . “Do you smoke?’ I questioned, i NO, HE 6 FINE LITTAE| | TIME. UM GOING igh 2 Gh ON SERI — «4 nee ie HE'S WAY AHEAD IN HEIGHT; pace A ae FELLOW? WEIGHT AND EVERY THING capecapaie ie aia | LOOKED UP THE AVERAGES), BUT Isnt HE A Te HS ese FoR BABIES OF HIS AGE AND I'LL BET YOy ARE PROUD OF HIM, ADAM. in thelr Ups turning black, they came Acrowy an old well, It meant pom! yx) 2 sible salvation, but there was the! «19 you drink?* precious drink nome 16 feet down] mio | below their reach making them mad| po you stay out late nights” with {ts giisten and smoothness.) “Certainly not,” he snapped back, They had no ropes, So, they re “Well,” I concluded, it 1s solved to make a human chain, Pat| peyond me why you want to live the first to go headfirst, with the) 4s aii : cast fron frying pan, the American 3 holding, him by the ankles and the Englishman tho last link of the THE COOK REAL ILL i chain, ‘The chain had hardly got 19| “I couldn't come yesterday, Miss feot into the hole, when Pat dropped | Jackson; I was suffering that badly LY ke, the frying pan, which sank in the| with pain tn my cheat ' | water. But those above didn’t sense| “What was it, Melissa? Dyspep- __.| this lors and kept on lowering Pat | sia?" 7 On FV {7 | until soon he was in the water above| “Yes, it was, But the doctor, he BY STANLEY his shoulders, Death by drowning | calls attack of acute indiscre seemed Pat's end, but he made a|tion,”—New Orleans Times. = er bges rey — Fa great fight. Once in a while he = uae “ $ HOLD ER |) Yes LIKE TH would get his head up, only to sput FILLS THE BILL ' ; NEWT SHES TIME SHE CAUGHT, ter and go in again. Finally ht] we, woe @ man for our Informa: . AREARIN? OSSIE DINGLE managed to get a period of alr long | yo Vaan cata, ager. Hes ‘ i SMOKIN’ CORN enough to yell: tion bureau,” sald the manager. “He . “Pull, yex dom forrinerst Pull mo | "ust be & Fubercites ahi gates Aad St b DOWN Nexr ill A CHAIRY MY WIFE So up and empty me. Be gob OL have) URDInt oO ime ted the applicant, t by UL) ‘LLTAKE CARE fe > the whole well!’ And they drew him|,,.,0°% tot! “Cornell wi BLOCK. CANT RUN] OF THAT, YOU SAY NO-NO-} SAY forth from the hole.” PBN te SPREE OF, FADE, TLR x & BIG ComPANN 5 . r Doc as AS| 47 JAUNT SARAH \ 49. Cy RANGE FIRING “But how did they get the water] Wi40W- ON A\FR Y'KNOW, “ (Just OVER DID: sete that saver ked an English : 2 4 yr zy y looking ‘smo! ng the listeners. AGE VERSUS YOUTH | ck } sid; “Oh, dam: piled the conduc-| Judging from the conduct of some / a af ; Hace BO tor, “I've ended It the way all desert of the elders, the age of discretion {s a” Cope“ ROC S pian cae SESE TES SMR ECHIO Gt ul = [GERMAN GOLD SHRINKS | childhood.—Asheville (N. C.) Times, ~ f} STANLEY = _ DOCTOR. PILLSBURY WAS CALLED /NTo THE HARNESS SHOP To ATTEND AUNT SARAH PEABODY WHEN SHE *” - COLLAPSED WHILE ARGUING WITH “TWo PIPE SMOKING DRLOMMERS Pe pee ae ys, vie Ge official ei ihe Reichsbank in Berlin i counting the gold resources of the institution. Former: ‘DOINGS OF THE DUFFS The Caddy Was Surprised BY ALLMAN more than one man was needed for the job but not ports MYON ARE NOT cone an 6 EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO i OUT AND PLAY GOLF f : MY FRIEND, IM NOT AN EXPERT AT DEAR ARE eon? ad JUDGING DISTANCES, BUT IF 1 WERE FOR THIS YEAR- fLL BE HOME <“( THERE'S ANOTHER BUM SHOT -} NEVER PLAYED SO PUNK BEForRE! OH, YOU'VE PLAYED BEFORE NOW, CADDY, KEEP THAT QNE WASN'T) YOUR EYE ON THIS SO GOOD WAS > ~\ ( NO, THAT ONE BALL- DO YOU HEAR! ASKED HOW FAR IT (5 FROM THE FLOOR TO THE UPPER SIDE OF _THAT SEAT, I / WOULD SAY, ( WAS EASY To iy ge } ! 4 — Rousacy, ALL OF TAG ESS ri THIS HERE'S MY SWESTHEART'S | SHE'S BEAUTIFUL! — SHE’s THEM DAYS 1S PERFECT! oe ear GONE FOREVER! ANDIES The candy booklet just prepared by our Washington bureau contains recipes and full directions on how to make 130 different kinds of candles and sweets at home. It 1s Just what you want for the hollday season, for winter time parties and entertainments, for presents to friends. From fudges to chocolates and bonbons, It !s complete in every respect. If you are a home candy m if you have never triec Send for it by NOM, IF SNookY '\{ on MERCY NO,cHILD~) AT) SWALLOWED TH coupe ) L “uEy'D i WOULD US BE \ n below, filling It out care. fully and mailing as directed to the candy editor at our Washington bureau. { GEESIR UE ( CAN TUEN Tm ( GONNA SEE Loo too! {PTT A nes stat ( aveapy. \ | — Candy Editor, Washington Bureau, The Seattle Star, 1322 New York Ave., Washington, D, C, I want a copy of the “Candy Booklet” and Inclose herewith five cents in loose postage stamps for same,