The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 17, 1923, Page 8

mememextas, BETTER WAGES! BETTER BUSINESS! BETTER TIMES! Star th Ava Phone iy y by The Sta paper Enterpr $00 per month, 800 & month, & Rathman, Monadnock Bide ARO of Canadian Pacific Made; Boston offio Apectal Representatty: ‘Tribune Tdi Tremont ide, jew York office, Tho production of our baslo in- dustrien 14 20 per cont greater than it wan during the year 1919, Prices are rising, Wages have recovered from the slump of 1921, Industrial, workers are sh more efficient The indications are that fun During the coming year there will be © presidential campatgn and election, Already candidates have to come This fact Iteelt renders A nimnificant one for Be attle from the standpoint of buat. now and labor Kick Them Out, Chief LETTER FROM LETTERS EDITOR LEMER Fron Police Chief Severyns say “IT don’t find much difference in policemen. As to their honor and integrity, the police are Business han emerged trom the ntal labor tssues as to on a par with the rest of the population,” | Turns Terrier Loose depression of 1921 and has been » and working bed ards Nov. 17, 1088. . hing ’ ny on the u " for the past soon be to the forefront, The " 7 All right, Chief, let's take that for granted, The |,, Pea , Orr Bibb 2 of aah shin es peor Bevo ohare To a Friend q ‘ i é i Editor The Star home, and it has a hom: your, For a time there waa railroad brotherhoods have al Bver woviia) ever. chomping, Use 44 poly ony every doy police ARE on a par with the rest of the population, About three weeks ago a lady | how cruel, and how a WOM:| danger of undue expansion and ready announced the beginning a. rearraaping ariihig down the dewn.- Feods combag; faces But you can’t be satisfied with THAT, Your men tanding by the O, W, depot saw a] AN allow a brute like that to de price-tnflation, But the fear pt of a movement for advances in going, flow the human tdea—lke the rushing riers flow- their rates of pay, The agree ment between the soft coal min- ers and operators expires next Mareh, 4 collapse much as that which fol- lowed the ‘buyers’ strike’? in 1931, halted this tendency, Pro- duction slowed down so that con+ ‘and woman drive up to the curb/a trick? Oh, how long is God going and throw a little female terrier out| to allow those things? Not long, we and kick {t away from the car, The| hope, Dear people, when you nee something that ia not according to ing down the mountain aides, pring and Bummer bring the flowerse—prize them while they last! Boon will come the barren hours, when the must be ABOVE the average. There isn’t any legal reason why the ordinary citizen shouldn’t smile quizzically and maybe drop a sly wink be drop little creature eried and tried to get tng th fey Summer's past. With the Winter breezes booming, back~ _ when he runs across someone who is Violating the law | back into the car, but the brute} "Hoyle" don’t forget to take the I+) sumption might catch up, Both ward turn our eyes—back to flowers brightly blooming un- by selling liquor, or running a gambling house, or doing Kicked {t again, ‘This. woman, who|cense number, then these fiends| have now been correlated. ‘dee: duani sdast ; . has a “heart of flesh,” piel COULD be punished, that ts, If they Ever moving, ever shifting, flow the human tides. any one of a dozen things that it’s charged are going on in Seattle today. He might even retain the respect of most of the mem- bers of the community if he went so far as to sample the booze or drop a few dollars on one of the green topped tables. But your men, Chief, are POLICE OFFICERS, sworn to enforce the law as it is written on the books. And the law says plainly there shall be no booze, no gambling, would just quit waating thelr time making no many foollah laws, such as that “fool flag Jaw” that Mra. Miracle tried to put thru~and en- force some of the laws that wo al- ready have, MRS, I. G, HILLER, 4630 Willow. St, labor and other aspects of tho coal problem will again come up for solution, A precedent has already been set in the anthra- cite settlement of last August in the form of complete union ree- ognition andan increase in rates of pay ten per cent above tho rates of 1920, As to wages, forthcoming events will be significant in view of the Friends are coming, going, drifting; Change alone abides! Love and laughter, joy and sorrow, come and pass away— where will be, when dawns Tomorrow, friends of Yesterday? Paths are very often parted; Ife has many lanes. Tho another path 4s started, Memory remains. Friends or flow~ ers sent to cheer us thru our fleeting day—may we prize them while they're near us, ere they've gone away! Ever moving, ever changing, IAfe ts going on; every day @ rearranging drifting down the dawn, When a newer day ta breaking tles that used to be—friend of mine, you leave me, taking with you part of mel poor little thing up, and sald, I knew who you were, and I would make you sweat.” He sneered and said, “Yes, but you never will." Now how easily she could have found out who he was, just by taking the num. ber of the machine or, rather, tho It censo number, Sho took the dog Hunters, Cruelty, Goldfish The indications all now potnt to a wteady but hound expansion and for long-continued and stable prosperity for Beattle and for the country at large, Wholesale and retall trade are unusually active, nd much to my dixtress, they ened and died. Had I then been Informed that it was because of living as @ wage determinant and pre-war standards as « basis of computation will undoubtedly be repudiated. The claim will be made for just and reasonable standards irre. spective of existing precedents, The claim will be made that in. dustry has now revived, prosper. ity ls here to stay, labor has be. come more productive and in- nato practice of keeping goldfish in| y, j dei 4 actior of o it. We believe the big | emning tho action of certain hun! oT think that it-ia a] Deen Krateful, indeed. ers who shot ducks from an airplane. The Star will go one step more. majority of your policemen are BETTER than the | yi.P fund must be approved by any average. That the big majority of them are conscien- [fajnminded sportaman. However, tiously striving to enforce the law honestly and fear- | was it not inconsistent te place upon essly. Janother page of tho same issue a But charges have been made, Chief, that some men on | ##*ssraph_which caricatures and beautit your force are protecting bootleggers, gamblers and un- ies desirable women. It is charged they are doing it for a University Students and Military price. That’s graft! a0 houses of ill repute. ‘ « | altor ‘The Star: ridicules what T assume must haye| been Inf i 4p | fact that the fundamental issue Your men can't wink at these violations, Congratulations upon the recent|beon a letter from the Humane so- Nfiedta ys es vg es ee ual as to the adequacy of existing 4 You say your men are as good as the average. We on |trontpage editorial strongly con: |clety protesting against the unfortu-| ‘he round bowls the worst possible) wages will be put forward. Cost Wy round bowls? remarkably good idea for the public}. It seema rather unkind to sneer at to be informed upon the subject. |the efforts of anyone, no matter! Some years ago I was the proud|whorn, who in good faith ts trying| pdasessor of 14 xpecimens of-a very | to save any creature, dumb or other- beautiful and rare Japanese. gold-| wine, from pain and misery. Too, it |neoma diametrically opposed to the usual polley of The Star, Let your feature writers find some. thing more constructive for thelr HIS COMEBACK . A man accompanied by his wife entered a downtown clothing store to purchase a sult of clothes. The couple differed as to the material and the style, and the wife lost her temper. ih, well,” she said, turning away, “please yourself; [ suppose you are the one who will SUITED HER “Marry mo," mid the poet, “and be my inspiration.” “What's that?” asked the girl. “Be my inspiration,” he replied. “You mean I shall not have to cook or scrub?’ sho asked eagerly. | | | Pata Editer The Star: best way to promote war, ax Kalser|taients than holding up to scorn| dustry more profitable, and ps Dp 2 And we urgently recommend that you start action! ‘There shouldbe a vigorous protest | William learned nine years ago.|what must have been an honest ef-| the wage-earner should be given | ‘Just be your inspiration? wear the clothes. Find out if these charges are true. If they are CLEAN [against tho freshmen and soph) Amerjcan students should be freed | fort toward reform. a larger measure of partictpation “That's the idea, 5‘ Well,” observed the husband, #1 3 mores of our university beiné|from the Pruasian gooseatep. Yours very truly, “tn industrial output trrespective “Well, I'll consider tt. I'll certain-| didn't suppose you'd want to wear HOUSE! =~ If you have any crooks on the force, kick them out! You owe it to the great bulk of your policemen who are honest and conscientious. And you owe it to the we the right idea/the coat and vest.”—Boston Tran. script. ly consider, You about married life.’ of old standards or methods of computation, obliged to march in the Armistice |day parade, These young men come }to college in order to get an educa }tion and not to be driven Into &) CONSISTENCY, Empress Building. 1a, 4324 Meridian Ave, | i ys y' {military celebration, Everything | Rarer [retin to won ond ‘Sovonets| HAMM |should be cleans = Once the Chinese were the most truthful people on earth, but they | s0u\t be cles have started playing golf. When you burn your hand, put a little soda on the place, Nothing, however, helps sideburns. The girl who knows the men come to see her and not to hear her Our war department ts hard put to it when the students have to be threatened on pain of losing credits to turn out into tho streets to help swell the “glory and prestige of| LAST CALL TO ENTER never dies an old maid. | our armed forces, The fact is, most } Jof them hate It, as they hate the wh process of military discipline | | that for its alm the production | of obedient automatons. . Perhaps some day not far distant | four American college men will rive) ! Oh, Glory! [up and protest against this military } Now is the winter of our discontent transformed into | invasion of our schools, as the} glorious March by Burns Poe, our esteemed internal rey- | Japanese boys of Waseda university enue collector. Jhave done. In Waseda the boys ; % : Mt 4 the y officers “rounder The income tax blank, he says, is to be simplified. And, Med the army 0 } ; lers” and refused to accept rillitary in blessed March, 1924, we will sit us down and wallow | aritt when so ordered. | BETTER DANCING CONTEST The best thing about stopping at a hotel is you don't mind if you do get the towels dirty, PUNIUUUOONEOOCUOOLUEUATEUENEUAE THOUUNUUUUATAUERUUOAUECGAUUEOUAGAEEUOAEAAEA SE in the bliss of a simplified tax blank—we think! A brave young man tried to op-| There were the Ides of March, 1919. We had long since — | Pot? this system on our clmpls & toiled and sweated thru the higher education. A diploma | f™ 2°0k2 SFO. Thy Wan ee he for diagnosing calculus, squaring the circle, making a | stood cou ly for the exercise round peg fit in a square hole and such hung above our [of his ri conscience, When desk, bedecked with ribbons and glistening with a golden pram aad ran Bag tbewces pi dabite }atudents? Such .a.gesturo towards peace would do more to further the | abolition of war than the passing of many resolutions. All college men jon the Pacific coast should be dis farmed at once, Saber rattling ts the Next week will see the close of the first phase of this popular Dancing Contest, and amateur dancers are in- vited to enter before it is too late. Those entering now have the same chance as the earlier contestants and the winners of the weekly contests will all enter in the final on Wednesday, November 28. Mr. Charles J. E. Blane feels that it has been a real privilege to help in elevat- ing the standard of Dancing in Seattle and appreciates the hearty co-operation that he has received on every hand. stamp. ‘ We did that unsimplified tax blank chuck full of confi- dence and joy. Ten months later, Washington officially notified that the total was $105.05 short, and that part of the army and navy would be on to see about our Fears March ides, 1920. A “ : ‘ame Marc! les, 1920. At a purely social gathering, | . we cork-screwed information on unsimplified income Everlasting Auto blanks from a professional accountant, who had just | A id t counted nine Mah Jongg show-downs in succession. Ten | ccidents months later, Washington reported our personal shortage | Editor The Star | as $210.00, with an insinuation that a course in night The tncreasté umber of anto/so school might be good for our style of figuring. Ce Ty ce catioas th March Ides, 1921, arrive on time. We catch a lawyer, t etaronrd the traveling public, An who gratuitously makes up our unsimplified blank beau- jounco of prevention ts worth a tifully and so simply that the eyes fill with tears of joy. | pound of cure. A safe man blessed Ten months fly by on golden wings, and Washington no- | *'th £04 common sense does no am Rules of the Contest ‘Trade Mark Registered ry ? dg, Ss psa need any auto traffic regulations. tifies that we've paid $107.20 too much and the rebate es coe Ne be the Bates Yet : will be forwarded, provided we unroll 18 miles, more or | thw most stringest law, regulations Only Amateur Dancers may enter, and there is no fee beyond the regular ; idents. ome ‘ q less, of red tape. inl ha eepinpagmien evening Cover Charge. Couples will be selected each evening by Mr. Hamilton at a speed a8 yin ¢ F sha [drivers are safer ¢ ; ; : 7 arirtticd blank of toes on ee ae Jot 40 miles an hour than othery Douglas to appear the following Wednesday in the weekly contest. Winners Thus has the unsimplified blank worked, but now the | requirement be heed ot! tote: Is of each of the six weekly contests will be guests of Chantecler throughout Blanc’s Chantecler simplified. [not more stringent traffic regula the following week, and winners of the final contest will be entered for the Orchestra by % Radio— standard for tions, but a hi licenses to operat A dope fiend or a man under the Joy! Joy! Just the simple writing down of what has Northwest International Contest to be held at Chantecler later in the season. been taken in and a simple counting of the children to car. make out the simple rebates. Total, so much. Deduc- fluence of liquor operating a car $ A S Tiny Burnett's famous Orchestra i tt in much. Tax, so much. te thaaettive ee aa ger. Netter 60 200 IN C SH PRIZE provides the delightful music at ; oe aor unay Smspiified blank of March next, | they (ar mi eed ‘tor, ikea It A cash prize of $25 will be given to the Winners of each of the six weekly hoc ges Uhphae agr o “ae oe Henry Ford leads a hard life. Before breakfast every day he decides |! *Uthorities would probe Into the contests, and a Cash Prize of $50 to the Winners of the Final. The weekly in the avanti” Tttaca: high tribute 3 0 leause of auto accidents they would re v 2 ay pee ae ere ad that tn & mamjority. of cases contests will be judged on the Dancing of the Fox Trot, Waltz and One-Step, to the excellence of this music that 2 screenees play tung: you can say tie’ Geraiiey a Aiemtioaesh cokes iareedetils oreert | was See Ee anctlatin oo and in the final contest the Tango will be added. oe has made ar such a heavy burden. TL waa penning extand bv aetvers ? j a nents to broadcast it throug! Se ee eer ce anne ee Dancing starts each night at 9 o’clock, and the selec- the wireless station KFJC. Those Many people have the polish and refinement of a good education with- who have enjoyed this music over out the good education. dit od One leboeants 2. tions are made after 11 o’clock. Any further informa- the stadia Gat aheaeratcoy eee - lb akeals pellmeil, excen tion may be had from Mr. Hamilton Douglas, who is ficiency of their paeaiine aEeeAtan Smooth Mr. Mellon se eantem oae in charge of the contest. by coming in to hear it in person Now comes Andrew W. Mellon, secretary of the treas- x gy rotate: bt Dg W ury, with the glad tidings that federal taxes can be re- 4 ga afl Shortt fsa ‘asd hether or Not You Dance duced by $323,000,000. x in enforcing them you'll certainly be interested in witnessing the nightly selection of couples in this | _ Winners of the $25 DUNIUD UUUVGOO000000000000000EEOOYUE LUAU But— popular Contest. The character of dancing is steadily improving and this is a Some | Prize Last Wednesday a SONAR a acute S et oe t rs ily let- ut of thelr child wonderful opportunity to see the modern steps interpreted in the best way. ! fp > z if an take place, he say Come up tonight, or any 7 enjoy e y attrac i iqu | only: if congress refrains from passing the ’ soldier ‘ Comme yan , or any time, and enjoy the many attractions of this unique % bonus bill. hould a A year ago, Mr. Mellon was the arch-enemy of the sol- Seti i Couples Already Selected for Next diers’ bonus bill then before congress. His arguments Wednesday’s Contest ‘ were that the bonus bill should not be passed because it ' haat & pike Mr. Hollingsworth and Miss - would wreck the country’s finances. Sa | ifite “Moala: noe pe a Oclncheagel " jan. nm ‘ir, Ht. ©, Campion and Miss Today, Secretary M May Bickford too much money, and suggests a plan by which taxes can be reduced, for all, with the greatest benefits to those with big incomes. But, says Mr. Mellon, this tax reduction must be post- poned for several years if a soldiers’ bonus bill is passed. Mellon’s tax reduction letter is simply a subtle piece of propaganda to excite the selfish inte ination to t lion finds that the government has any wor engine s of taxpayers SU TTT TTT AL against the bonus. nelu would say to make ‘ If the government is levying heavier taxes than it “Seapets io dice , needs, it should reduce them. That goes without ques- | Pv?lie les ip i ep a ed CLIT: tion, and as a proposition it stands-on its own. Peerage BE. J. WA Pres Me Likewise, if this nation owes its war veterans a bonus, Bi i! it should be granted. It is a moral question and not a with’) Hi financial one. The bonus question stands on its own A FITTING RETORT Pisce merits. One men left hi i , Smooth Mr. Mellon has tangled up these two separate Le on Nites F ” and distinct questions in the hope of dictating the fate of ; the bonus. on te. In Chicago a woman shot her hus- | low passengers, the Some men are so ineonsi: ut - THIRD AVE. AUNNUAGNAUUAURUCUCUOCUOUGSUEETGEUOUTEE CETTE band for getting the floor dirty | 1 pee 3 (ies bagel By Ud flash Mr. Wm. S. Reith and Mrs. Jennie Ones A a Cased pay. Then navy trousers will bell at the knee lane you ken w ait that I am one (Photo by Potato Rogers) ! ik arngeam : , ; “Madame,” he replied, “were you ai ayy qt ea = DrcackapMewie Tbs Mesleans are wed |e dretor's onl ile, {sould st UMM Uo Ti