The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 22, 1923, Page 8

PAGE 8 THE SEATTLE STAR SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 @ THE STOMACH of a crocodile, killed in Lake Tanganyiki, contained eight screws, a can-opener, piece of rope, package of pins, tin can and a brass oil- cup. They found no trace of the driver or the carburetor, however. @] THE SPIRIT of the late Oscar Wilde, called down by one of Conan Doyle’s se- ances, remarked that G. K. Chesterton is “an ass.” Sounds like Oscar all right, but it also leads to the conclusion that, wherever he may be, he is not sur- rounded by kindly influences. [GEORGE WASHINGTON was the wealthiest man in the United States when elected president. So, Mr. Ford need not hold back any longer. @] BOGULVASKI, the great pianist, says “there is a tune for every trouble.” Well, send the band over and let it play ’em all for Europe. @ THAT MASSACHUSETTS woman who advertised her husband for sale is the right sort. She might have shot him. @ IT SEEMS to be more than ever true that one-half the world doesn’t know how the other half lives—and doesn’t care. @| THE ULTIMATE consumer's hardest job is to avoid being ultimately consumed. f the season was beginnin — =— Hut the 4 n Was War The Seattle Star || CAPPY RICKS |#2228:2| — Another Setback for Slavery croming @ bridge He Discourses on the Subject of Surprises fone ue dal pobens cnt spon BY E. W. RICHARDSON As fast as off he'd let tons it over the bridge rail int (Reprinted from the Christian Bet-, nication and transport are two ecclestantical body 's very nu- Star Publiebing Ce, 1267 Berenth Ave Be Untied Press Service, 2: Ty 5 : athe $2.00, year 08.68. € city, §0e per imenth, # months $1.60, ¢ i tty, Se ier taa Written for The Star by Peter B. Kyne—Another Coming Next Saturday nt | New York offios ig. G ence Minttor.) great hindrances to the economic merous, Their Uterature consists rich as Cappy 1 as joyous as a tree nquirrel, by a a ge , 5 de ent of the country. The I'd head the lint | st around in bed © . statistics available Our Deliberate Justice of the Illgewater club |with a check for « hundred thous ging the di, fintesion to. the meg SYAHSDAD «| ice and warts of aaagial (From the Tacoma Times) of the , : P ahi 2 a8 Y at je qigtecnsths ” : os ¢ : ST tm . ’ and 4,000,- | controversy, The churches are By the way, what’s happened to the Gustaf Lindberg k w ered about a | maskitea. Peo 0 nga e : , ; ce more br uurte 00 ss ican rude buildings and are arranged case? ! triving to look + ap ; rot | carey hedle ; : eae ,| country into prominence 5 hl oben psa exactly like a Jewish temple. Let’s see: Americas Regie i ™ my 7 t t A ee wees b HER tiarefoe Socially marriage ts held 4 @ The Scandinavian-American bank of Tacoma r ayaa } b ? 6 oh : mean te ts not fr t. Anoth January 15, 1921. A few months later Lindberg, one of " x he r “ ‘ a emery 5 is no! n nother cus- he rectors s indicted on a charge of borrowing ‘ f , , ‘ . money without first having a resolution passed by the } ! n the : “4 Bares ecus fips Bex andere gh ire mestic slavery, and this ts ine board. He was found guilty on December 1921, v .." 8 agu ‘ar “pe : Ja chin wh smereey BS. ORG pathetic s ¢ fon which S ¢ inthe © cts life of tha Lindberg’s case was first argued before the sta t tin ‘ion we aa tena j ng ur by Prodan eng A “ oka supreme court on October 16, 1922. gah ed subscription See ans tai mice aad wie “ = ta renout hing n however, it wtill ri Conservation is one The court on January 27, 1923, ordered a rehearing en ae ¥ Heolng that -he was about to oY aa ve ‘ ns its connection with the chief Abyssinian characteriati banc. An te in ve d out at firat ial Redell Sb pa 5 ‘ ‘optic church, and the metropol. and the ancient question, * On March 15, 1928, the en banc hearing was held—all |< } ; vr newest shot and it t in a sup) Bear agers te pry pa pp Rpinnlics Bray memtopetyr 9. the judges listening to the la ; ee : ran luncheon m Aditior aD sien casa pepsi : | turs the Abyssinian aye been, Wad: Safart tae On May 14, 1923, the court handed down a decision : z. yh “It lm more blessed to give thar sh ta the sles xin * ntry 4 unter the domt- present regent of Ethiopia, does rf Sty eo santenn he F court and sending toed t! Am re wald & th plously. | » a bundle « by --. ‘ ’ esuits, has always of Pr 1d out a hope of im- affirming the sentence of the trial court and I Prophet! " ; re Coss mies! mind § 24 Rigas a cee dana z 2 appointed from Egypt. The tely abolishing slave-hold- Lindberg to prison. phe sid ' ; ar ng frien j t : NEL ay orgs - the A r xture - —- — ing in Abyss! He does not On June 10, Lindberg petitioned for another rehearing. wale, : m lets st pores : ‘ | mein >t ea He ; bollove the tesa to where ton eee Since June 10 the supreme court has had nothing to |, t think. mae? uegled It i leflan N hin ie r te 1 nar ing such a sweeping change in say about the case. Ve tay. he he y ‘ nd . I N the racial structure of the coun- 4 ‘ a ; . - hae ‘s th ndme “M y returt y around the board. “Well, I'r me 7 ri t Tha vulie haa ad z Meanwhile Gustaf Lindberg has turned over all of his ue eta, Bled etcall 4 a. “Well, I'm) 2 : : " K | #7, The ruler es s tatep seed almost entirely of legends of failed : Bi crn BO para A enol , ' his wite 5 " ty’ of th The v very light esteem and polygamy tom the Abyasinians copled from property to the defunct bank and his other creditors, for th aees E your | “Thunk you, fellow-ba Prod ahy Tanne ois 2 at Ane Neoty oyeesa Secor cae | his loans ran into the big figures. His home has been . ‘ ort toation * | plain t uch Jon - ants tribe aah ? ; ; that of Italy, Wien it erase sold. And he has gone back to work again. | were born ur bright r r ‘ , ht by United Feature @yn dtr jountr aries be Cod Liver Oil. the Italian expeditionary force at . am 7 yew tar, t night 6 te. All Rights Reserved Mep * : | Adowa, In February, 1496. This Barred from using his own name, he started a nev mar, be Fem bi Reaves, Sets ° ike old | d : Prohibited.) Good for Rickets. i has never forgotten, and grocery company which he called the Standard. He put he eth aectios a er cht he fa Lae seseeen ae , ‘Abyasinia ail thinks it” could on overalls and trucked in his own goods. Mrs. Lind- M sun eas yar aek aecided to giv < correct! a nf Has V itamine A. drive oug any European armies berg helped on the books. The sons delivered the mer- [1 at “It there's an J mo back: | =| mixture can bi nr Taste Unpleasant. trom the country. ‘ree the chandise and sold it. : ea : Ae gyre « H m , y r n, they ° | am old-fashioned remedy for chit-| domestic slavery by force, tt is i i 7 7 An old ned remedy for chil. And Lindberg has prospered. He is making money | you ‘hoys cay yasmina 1 I 1 be Wt Elec ; pidensh Wary. Goubful 12 thie acer ae again. fat real =e any n ¢ c M wh vage in othe -ytedo a id not oe semen! even try to carry out such an But, thru it all, he is under a heavy strain. Is he going Redel 1 hire . ° ¢ ted c F et she refore science | unpopular policy. Pare eet bapa rhe Ape c hear tam th |" can afford more ba rn. the atingtiest mostly 6 be level pps ewevere’ tore The standing army of Abyssinia to the penitentiary? Is he to get another hearing with . ; Y | Biue-n , beard of. . Why n calle Iwite i n that cod-liver oll was @ £004) numbers between 300,000 and the chance of freedom? y wn. tancheoe 0 thrifty he would chew bin te ready ene SST “one 500,000 men, but, in additio @ Gustaf Lindberg has a right to know his fate without for ot promot i ary | 4 Sy Ps nteroour: : ; i : | every able-bodied man ts @ pol i all this delay ‘ , > yeah d | Fiesty chil tential soldier, and, in time of sa talie ’ Heht tt aaked y Fr tr r t 1, su mit n gan war, follows his chief, as was And the public has a right to know, too. aT dhaithaies Ghee senriak?: dy. for atch, and when of another. Hence the power of afac These nre en done in Burope in feudal tinal —__—_———_ rthday luncheon?’ : hb of old-fashioned the local chiefs In very great lo- tu y do not have the same| His weapons are usually « scim One new dance ts called Mah Jongg. Probably danced to the French eso fare ; F matches on Bim he peel off | cally, and the power of th effect. Vitamine A does not occur tf I pad } hout It ; {tar or a spear. The regulars, air which goes “Mah Jongg, Mah Jongg.” had known about !. | ha noh and keep it He was| tral government propor: }in them in the same degree as in however, are fairly well armed | n't throw money away, You : because he hated to| } se ruler is call- | cod-liver olf. Children with rickets} with rifles or automatic platolx. A Rhode Island man who invented a machine to tell women’s ages spre dyes la sites ‘ Discipline ts practically unknown fais wet get much older himecif. A 3 al hd is generally term s and who are given sun treat-| or rarely observed. é - SOME SE r n'a luncheon. | » wa oul 4 to} : mperor” of Abyssinia. The s will get well. Bunshine that Their artillery consists almost Many married men will be glad to learn another Los Angeles woman . . rmured Rede, “how | s« ‘ie 6 ren to college, The| traplechosls- What are ernment would find it very | has passed thru glass of any kind {s| wholly of machine guns captured is paying her husband alimony. sharper than a werpent’s tooth is| deacon took his religion hard, and | « the floult to suprens slavery If the | uncless in these treatments. The ul-| from the Italian expedition of th of flow. | in @ day when a man| t| ed eus Nerust!,” or “King of | who are given cod-liver oll in proper an ungrateful host of honor, Cappy, | when he could get bis Hquor free Sek (= local chiefs and tribes objected. | tra-violet rays dre all stopped by] 1896, with the addition of some. knowing how thrifty you are, I de-|took that hard, too. He never! — Lids The lack of means of commu- Glass and there are the ones of value. 60 or.70 cannon. Computing the value of German marks is easy, Merely add three ciphers to its last valuation, lined to spoil your ti y | changed hats, summer or winter, and ring on the h time he decided to give his The only place you enjoy the railroad fare ls in a diner, and that |° are { ne of her life, he had mile, » steward, at | been wearin same suit of clothes pee shont 8 dollar 0 used ronea |for 18 years } | : ae stale—no' ot “Impoanit omebody interjected. While lightning onty strikes once in the same place, some people get not yet} “Imponsl nomeb - one, » Total coat, five! You should have known the dea thunderstruck every day, * con's poor wife Bhe had mended az of Gead ones.” ter. | that sult and patched It relaid : ° ° ’ fected Je : the admiralty | th uners and turned the dr Predicts Nicotine’s Downfall horrible ‘news, freon | thing lneide ont until there r Py Yokoh The tida haw | ahred origi 1 terial lo Dr. Charles G. Pease started his campaign against del: vars) ae spoeermbepn ar} destroyed the Yokohama naval base |the neighbors used to send over and tobacco in 1907. His first success was the “no smoking” and beached half a domen of the|ask Mra Weatherby if they could rule in New York subways. Now he's redoubling his ef- | finest whips In the Japanene navy. | borrow her husband to scare crows forts to put tobacco in the same coffin with John Barley- ii ie eae -olilnag Boon | tor ies fat tihanore fat wit Oo A T I WO WEEKS corn. Backing him is the Non-Smokers’ daca league, carried several hundred yards up|deacon originated the old Joke that big and rapidly growing organization of which he’s presi- into the city.” | not only did the crown refuse to ateal . Lap . : * pepe ihe of? heer aes eamern |the deacon’s corn when he was out eee hee fight against the poison, nicotine, is waged tear you Bad two steamers |e dracon corn when be waa out The Glorious Drama of the West That Has Taken Seattle by Storm remarked to Remember this prediction by Dr. Pease: “The prohibi- | (:; ; you're going {had already stolen corn from him tion of tobacco will come suddenly, just as the prohibition | to collect on a lot of that maritime | !7uKht It back! ENGAGEMERT P f liquor#did.” insurance I sold you | “Well, one day the deacon drove of liq’ aretiegt) |to town from his farm and some of s 8 4 F i A the gentlomen of leisure who used to One thing’s certain. We can’t have a war before November. World of the E 2 fener anpene hENVely Mable “in series leaves no space for one. Hoth ships | veigied him into a game of casino. ad several ting powder | wrom time to time they helped him to Leaves are falling from the trees; time to pull an anclent wheeze; |{n their cargo, #0 the port author-|, noeetn of hard cider and for the | s resen S time to quit the bevedeze. ites would not permit them to dis- | test time in his life he got generous. beh) Sader a dock, Made| tis remembered It was his wife's Just when things looked bright for a happy winter Arizona started the [both of ‘em lie out beyond the pinay and decided to give her marathon dance again. breakwater and discharge into), present and surprise her, 80 he ; lighters. The tidal wave caused| went to the general store, bought Every politician wants to make the world safe for something, for any. | tiem to drag thelr anchors and | pimeelf a brand new outfit of clothes thing except people. swept both vessels clear over the| trom socks to hat, tied them up in - breakwater without touching, but|q bundle and stowed tho bundle in Reliable figures show half the summer romances were as permanent | thelr anchors fouled on the break-| pie buckboard. \ as permanent waves. water and held them from going] 11 was late at night when the dea- \ ——— ashore.” con started home and the first snow “You Mucky old pirate.” ‘ae sci neteoba aca \ The N. Y. Times’ Mistake Sutceot that neve (Uy alien wile ra. Bibe ’ \ Of the Shuberts’ latest “revue” in New York, the |™INs" Cappy chirped. “Really, RIEDA S Times of that city says: come to think of {t, I'm going to LLIES a says: . % have a surprisingly pleasant bith “The audience realized, with appropriate gasps, a few | ds 0 moments after the curtain had risen, that the girls of You are,” J. Augustus Redell embl lothed fi the wais ” promised him darkly. He stood up the Ce ae eee a Bhim dl sane waist up. "Gentlemen, I am requested by the| An impertinent man ran Into me Of course, it wasn’t so. No New York audience ever |prvsident of the San Francisco| In my Ford, the other day took or required a few moments to realize any such thing. Commercial club, of which we are} Openly and on the main thorofare The curtain hadn’t risen an inch above the jaws of those |*!! members, to solicit from you} I accused him of having | subscriptions to the Japanese F Run me down on purpose. 26 girls, before that New York audience did its realizing. |iiet fund. Inasmuch as Cappy| “It'd 50-50," he rejoined, good-na | Jerusalem! What was the audience there for? Ricks is the president of the Bilgo- | turedly, ee er club, I will have his sub-| “After what you sald about When Old Mother Hubbard goes to the cupboard now It Is to get her ription first | My wife's husband's sweetheart poor self some rouge, TF MOAN TRS atrnecaesinatcce air Opposites attract, but a man who likes to eat meat should never marry = LETER FROM VOLUNTEER KEEPERS OF THE LAW a4 R =e <8) (From the Evere't Herald) rrr. wee ra. L. D, McArdle, director of the state department of efficlency, in dis W iihvuanns wm SA AS i cussing the small number of state traffic officers available for regulating y ALD bh PLANS the immense traffic of Washington highw explains the iden back of : A PARAMOUNT PICTURE the “Washington State Highway Safety club,” which the traffic depart Deas Fotkd: Reptember 23;'1948, ment of the state has launched. And the idea ts simply this: That enc pita dik "ih CAURRT yMOQN? Ta ‘i Griver who considers himself a good citizen will piece himself to ohay | Another wook 1s nearly thru, with all Its work and play. With ¢ ““THE COVERED WAGON’ IS A HISTORICAL LESSON THAT EVERY CITIZEN OF THE N the traffic laws, ‘The “club" is entirely a volunteer organization, with no all the things we had to do, It quickly passed away. It’s seven days SHOULD E.”—John W. Nelson, Seattle Star. ATION \ dues and no obligations beyond the observance of law. Its pledye {x #o fast have sped, its life so soon wus spent, we sit and think “Lam familiar with the rules of the rond and the statutory require. || 24 aerate our head, and wonder where It went “If you have not seen ‘The Coyered Wagon,’ do so. For the first time in history, ments regarding the use of the highways, 1 agree to respect + pine € d out a week ago with loty of things to do; for alx or i r a q ic, W ry 3 ih apg bd and assist the department of efficiency in promoting aataty Pied seven days, you know, aro renlly quite a few. And so weplanned to cinema has produced a classi W. B. Laughlin, Seattle Town Crier. ‘and property upon the highways.” crowd it thick with things we hadn't done; but golly! When it ‘The state officers say they have come to the conclusion that proper || Woht se aulck, we hardly dfa a one PRICES: MATINEES 50c $1 00; NIGHTS 50 1 traffic regulation can be brought about only by the co-operation of the We seldom stop to realize how quickly time has sped. We say, = 'y y VU, Py c, $ 00, $1.50 (Plus Tax) general public. The experiment of deputizing volunteer officers to help ‘ eee moment fie 4, “There's lots of time ahead.” /But when we enforce the rules of the road, the #tate officials aay, has not been entirely sturt the daily grind, a week beginy to skid; and when it's thru {t's nt 5 soy \ fatistactory, hence the launching of this Inteat Strive oat Tena Vake hard to find a single thing we did. NOTE- Buy your seats well tn advance, thereby avoiding long lines at should prove a good one, If euch driver—end the groat majority of por But there 14 hope for him who seeks, and keeps his viston clear: the box office. Mail orders filled in order of receipt. In sending mail non who use the highways wish to heod the laws—will watch hin own for Time 1s full of many weeks—-a now one’ nearly here. And orders please add 109% for tax, step, the fools and those just naturally lawless will gradunily be weeded Tine with all Its specding brings a future ever new—another chance \ out, Many will mend thelr ways hocause of the groat weight of opinion to do the things wo roally ought to do sins them; others will come tb grief {i the courty and at tleht er nen eran oe ee ere bade mi He! a ve es de cen yi T ICE D A I L Y cat yb and me em hum, as day by day it speods, An¢ ratte cea when our seven days have sped, with all our firm intent—again : aiittie' thadtiens who ana got married are back at. work again, we'll sit and scratch our head, and wonder whore it went! mt aay pel oa —$—+_—__— Including Sundays them mo badly that those crows that this writer believed, the A good looking wife Is worth more if she is # good cooking wife, The ronnal coal shortage ts In the consumer's pocket,