The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 9, 1923, Page 8

PAGE 8 THE SEATTLE STAR t | | i | @ These are the days you miss a man apout two weeks, then you see him sunburned and broke. @ Among the evils of returning from a vacation is ) | finding the man kept on leaving your milk. @ Quickest way to learn to swim is change seats in a canoe. Bugs sleeping with you in the pogts wouldn't be so bad if they didn’t get hungry at night. @ By the time a straw hat begins to feel good it begins to look bad. @ The proper place fo a vacation is off where people argue about what year it is. @ Our objection to being a world’s champ boxer is you have to fight to keep your job. JR ae — LACE FROCKS frocks are made of pastel colored COPPER STAINS tea or Very wheer lac the daintiest borax offer stains before placing therp in | over will be’ re- | slips, of sometime tion of gold or allver cloh. Published Dally > Main oseo spa MAKING THE TRIP FOR HIS HEALTH |! sroal ghoula tare "he wad tn Sea attles | at Amaocta Faster Time to East Great Northern Railway Effective Sunday, July 29th, the Great Northern Railway’s famous steel Oriental Limited (Pullman Equipped) will be operated between Spokane, Seattle, Tacoma, Portland and Minneapolis, St. Paul, Chicago, on a new and faster sched- ule as follows: Leave Seattle Leave Spokane Arrive Minneapolis ... Arrive St. Paul... Arrive Chicago . Hoodwinking President Harding Off for the cool precincts of Alaska, President Harding ) breaks the benevolent news to 150,000 sweltering steel Workers that the American Iron and Steel Institute has undertaken at his request to abolish the 12-hour day “at © the earliest moment that additional labor required shall | be available.” | Before leaping to your feet to cheer, pause and remind 2 Yourself that this is the same promise the steel million- aires have been making for a long time. They have added ‘nothing to their statement of May 25, ‘The latter state- © ment was characterized by the federal council of churches AS a definite rejection of the 12-hour day. These church | workers have been investigating the steel mills painstak- : ingly for years. They cannot be fooled by generalities. | They would not have issued such a statement as that F issued by the president for they recall that two years | ago when there was an enormous surplus of labor, these same steel millionaires found excuses for deferring the -hour day. apg be time enough to cheer when they actually treating their employes like humans. Excellent connections at Chicago with ample time for theatre-going, shopping or transaction of business. Saving Two Hours Between Seattle and Chicago The only fast train on a seventy-hour schedule with evening de- parture through to Chicago via the Twin Cities. “Henry Ford's stand on the presidential question Is he will refuse the unless be gets it. Spokane man who went swimming afer eating a big plenic lunch revived in 45 minutes | dudge Nott, of New York, sentences brokers. No kin to “Judge "HOt that you be not judged,” Works of art sold in Paris as about 1,000 years old will not be that until about 2923. ‘Stay away from Gien Cove, L. I, Triplets are being born there. _ Chinese Invented kites. Their government has gone up like one. This new and faster schedule’is made possible by the use of giant passenger locomotives just delivered; by the laying of new one hundred and thirty pound rails—the heaviest used on any line in the West; by addition to its double track and automatic block signals and to the further fact that the Great Northern Railway crosses the Rockies and Cascade mountains at the lowest altitude of any transcontinental line. In All the World The Pup Discovers the Bee The pup was sound asleep in the sun; a fly buzzed about im and dreamily he snapped at the fly, and caught it; then he ed his face and emitted a yelp of anguish, and also " ie fly, which was a new sort of fly, one with three golden ot around i‘: slim body and a three-finger slug of red | hell in its tail. » The pup sniffed the bee carefull. ‘times, then came and told his master, ) was given much sympathy and a pan of milk. : > Grumbling a bit, turning and turning before he finally | Settled to a new bed on the lawn, the pup went to sleep "again. In his slumbers another buzzing intruded, half pep he started to snap, in mid-air he suspended the snap, ‘opened both eyes very wide, gazed intently at the intruder ind, finally, deciding that it was the old tame fly of ancient emory, he engulfed it and went to sleep again. A pup will endeavor to digest a bi ~ble bee, once; he will investigate the mysteries of a bee hr ., once; he will chase ie cunning little striped kitty to its lair under & log, once; @ pup makes mistakes every day, but he seldom makes the Same unfortunate error more than once. Probably this divine gift of only allowing yourself to be stung once in the same bay by the same insect is what they call instinct ; certainly it is not a human trait, because humans, for 10,000 years at least, have been biting at the Sume bees without ever learning a thing. Tf a dog could read about his grand-daddy’s bumble bee episode do you suppose he would ever bite even once? Some Impressions of Canada BY THE EDITOR OF THE STAR seen fighting in Europe or anywhere that does not y and vitally coneern the Dominion. I am convinced of has grow it that after x with repre loggers and of conviction that sentative Canadians of various the surest way to erndicate the es, both war veterans | breed Is fo establish government iY r men. | HNaquor stores. in headed inevitably | And another, the feeling in “ complete political in Winnipeg, Toronto and other | n 6 Not immediate, cities that they would like to ut eventual share in the business that Van. A hundred years from now couver and Montreal enjoy at ahe in far more likely to be the hands of thicsty tourists united with our own country in from this side of the tise. sor xuper-government at old her present relationship with England. barked at it a few | ‘Me face hoits,” and me on « et. 4 ar Canada expects else in a quarrel Crops direct Dod gener dozen years, and in the Western prov. inees bad. Ree No Trip Like This Tickets, Reservations and Information from J, W. YOUNG, General Agent T. J. MOORE, City Passenger and Ticket Agent Avenue (near Union) But today the prairies are green and thriving from the uplands of C ry across the whole Dominion. Drenching ‘od the dry beit, ashing grain ¢ forecast, rains have maybe and a re yield is eve: stp forr 1493 Fourth Phone Main 6601 what “atrugge, ison b All tickets are good for stopover at Glacier National Park strugehe, is on between ment and private owner Simple shafts From the main t Canadian Pacific's ntinental line one soldiers are at frequent in and Villag tervals all the way from Van hiseled lists | couver to Montreal and beyond. ‘anadians, who Little prairie hamlets that you d for the empire. wouldn't imagine had enough Cynad: al to the mother people to man a couple of four country; your average Can sommes, are Manked by tea boxes, adian is the sort who doesn't fings and greens of @ sort know how to be disloyal. But > ® pasture does double just the same, it is going to be ingust. I imagine, a jong Gay before Canadian LETTER FROM V RIDGE MiANN July 9, 1923. Harlin MeCoy is the champion martée shooter of the United States, having won the final match from Sammy Schneider Sammy burst into/tears as the final game went against him He was taken from the field crying bitterly on experiencing the greatest tragedy of boydom.—The star, surmounted by found in squares has just two sys anadian Pacifi t successful seen golf links (RRO park And all of brave 5 fought “Safety Last,” a film by Harold Lioyd, has been stolen by some crook Who followed the title. $ ‘elope there as the years elap There has been a awing back from prohibition. Manitoba haa voted a “moderation measure, STATEMENT OF CONDITION THE BANK OF CALIFORNIA NATIONAL ASSOCIATION (A National Bank) SAN FRANCISCO TACOMA PORTLAND At close of business June 80, 19238 ‘ Calvin Coolidge says pay more attention to culture. We say pay Pay More attention to agriculture. the cows RIEDA’S | OLLIES | Welsh coal dealers sold a million tons in U. 8. Welsh mines are. run- like a Welsh rabbit. Women are very much alike, Los Angeles poetess married the sun. Sow she wants the moon. a Men are as bad as ‘women, Once they get a hobby. | This man's wad spiritualism, | He worked the ouija overtime. And the demonstrations he SAID | ho get | 70 SAuNY | Well, even my credulity has its (With Apologies to James Whitcomb Riley) mits. ASSETS There, Uttle man, don't cry! You have lost in the race, And he surpassed them. LWiews “ANd like Nbve/ul pledia ef Weie earte Hae oe Iam rather well-read myself, Loans and Discounts................0.. ..++.$ 62,112,589.61 things of the Long Ago. But half of the game 4s the way you SES commer 2 | Bank Premises (San Francisco and Branches) .. 1,646,084.01 ; , yee Oe, ‘And quéetioned meas Gh tne beat Other Real Estate..., iS aes 784,585.53 et cd ane | Customers’ Liability under Letters of Credit... . 3,682,957.75 | To get in touch with his departed | Customers’ Liability for the Purchase and: Sale [Peet lieve 1m Gueneaie | _ of Foreign Exchange under Contract........ 2,048,679.45 I muggested ho neal all the win-| Sundry Bonds and Stocks............. seeee 4,346,759.19 United States Bonds to Secure Circulation... ... 2,150,000.00 Keep away from Hungary. SEATTLE Come Often, Warren (From the Portland News of July 5) President Harding did not see a normal Portland yester- y. As president he never will. No president, as such, _ has ever seen a normal Chicago, or Boston, or San Fran- Cisco. He only sees a normal Washington. The president yesterday saw an excited, hectic Portland of fluttering bunting, blaring bands and milling people. The Portland News is a member of a league of newspa- pers. The executive head of the group visits the member- Newspapers at frequent but irregular intervals. We don’t know when he is coming. He does not want us to know. He wants to see a normal News, not an excited, There Uttie man, don't cry! It's a tragedy now, I know. Dut the present tears will be dried by yeara, when the Now {4 the Long Ago. And it’s atrength of soul you are laying dy} 40 there, little man, don't ory There tittle man, don't ery! You are tearning of IAfe, I know, It ia things like these help you take with case some Boner and harder blow. You must meet it then with a head held high; 40 there, Mttle man, don't ory! | dows, And turn on the gas ectic News. The president is the executive head of another corpora- tion yclept the United States of America. How can he the needs of the various parts of it when the parts “make gala days of his infrequent visits? The president should travel more and with less fuss. Tn a city they argue what time it is; in a town what day it is; in the country what month it is, . Since a bricklayer’s pay equals about 700 eggs, the hens ought to learn to lay bricks. Considering who they are, we think the human race does much better than could be expected. A bathing suit makes a nice little frock for eating watermelon. Our Religious Economies The 1921 income tax returns show that the folks with ,000 income or less paid 67 per cent of the total and the le with incomes of $50,000 to $1,000,000 only 5.31 per t. But those foreign c/onomists needn’t sneer at us. We ays get a religious congress, anyhow, which taketh om those who have not and giveth to those who have. Bt. Louis painter fell four stories and walked away, but don't try it It ‘ou have corns. China's president fled from Peking while no one was pecking, _ Opium dealer arrested in Florida was caught napping by the cops, Every branch of our air service breaks records except congress, Sunburn may be removed from face und arms by 80 days in Jail Camping gets one out in the open, So do all kinds of hugs, Our birth rate Is declining, This shows we are getting prosperous, to look like new. LOOK FOR REPAIRS Before cleaning, BLACK WALNUT FRAMES Clean black walnut picture framos | with linseed off if you want them | jac over for any necessary repairs, THE FUNDAMENTAL LAW What article of the United States constitution guarantees the right of women to vote? Which one provides for prohibition? Can congress regulate the supreme court? When was the method of bie the president and vice president changed? Which house of Congress has the power of impeachment? How is th r ? je preal of the United States tried for a high crime? Pear Can you answer all these questions? Or have you forgotten? They are all answered in the fundamental law of our country— the constitution of the United States. If you want a neatly printed, Veat pocket nize edition of the constitution to uae for ready refer. ence, our Washingon bureau will supply you, Fill ot Op hi ut th below and mull as directed, pees AAA AAA AAA RAR AR AAA RPA AR RPP AAA ren Washington Bureau, The Seattle Star, 1322 New York Ave. Washington, D. ©, H } — L want a copy of “The Constitution of the United States,” ; and inclose herewith five cents in postage stamps for sam, } } every piece, of pe or embroidery should be lofked If you value your wateh, let Haynes repair it. Next L'berty theater.—Ady. ||| GIRLS! 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