The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 1, 1923, Page 8

ie THE SEATTLE STAR @ These are ticklish times for the June bride whose future husband has a mustache. @ on earth is the up and atom. an auto tax Is income tax payments before Christmas. Whose Little G. O. P. Are You? The republican national committee has just ridden up ® hill and ridden right down again, and Washington town © is having a good laugh at the expense of the Harding | super-campaign committee. But Mr. Harding is not laugt nor is Secretary Aughes. They are mad, clean thru! Nor are the republi- Jan _natic committee headquarters staffers laughing They’re scared, clean thru! The committee's publicity department “pulled a boner” the other day by getting out statement saying the United States would abandon efforts to collect the $ €00,000 debt for keeping the watch on the Rhine. Worse still, it used harsh language to the e t that the allies were planning to “bilk the United States out of this money by hook or croo! This and much more in the same undiplomatic language was sent broadcast to newspapers over the country. When Secretary Hughes saw the “hand-out” the tele- © phone wires between the state department and Chair- S man Adams’ office began to burn, and a little later, 4 President Harding joined in declaring the national com- Mittee’s statement as untrue, misleading and unfortunate. » Next day newspaper correspondents received a noti that “at the request of the state department the article is hereby withdrawn.” : But the damage has been done. Every newspaper in | the country has been furnished with indisputable evidence that the Harding-Hughes-Hoover branch of the republi- | can party is pulling one way on foreign affairs, and the » senate group the other. © In this particular instance, the republican national | committee, which happens to be the stunt rider of both | republican horses, rode up hill with the senate crowd, but it rode right down again with Mr. Hughes. But where does it ride from here? And, by the way, campers leave too much trash by the way. Turkey is trying to slip up on Greece again. Give Your Name and Address One of the forms of service The Star carries on tor its readers is the preparation and distribution, thru its © Washington bureau, of pamphlets on a variety of inter- > esting and useful subjects. These are compiled from the Vast storehouses of facts which the national archives contain, and are sent free of charge to any reader who will forward postage and fill‘ out a coupon giving his mame and address. Occasionally we receive complaint from some Seattle- that he sent back one of these coupons and obtained 9 response of any sort. " One explanation for these occasional disappointments "is that careless readers fail sometimes to fill in the blanks. The Star today is in receipt of a package of such coupons that have been returned from our Wash- ington headquarters. None of them contains a name or address. They were sent on, accompanied by the required Postage, but without a clue as to where the booklets “should be mailed. If you are one of the disappointed in- quirers, try again—and this time don’t forget to tell who ‘you are and where you live. Diamonds are beautiful chiefly because you can't get them. Being snowed under with work doesn’t keep 1 man cool, Bill Now a Divorce Ground Old Bill Hohenzollern has much to answer ‘for in this world, to say nothing of the next. Some time ago he ‘nearly wrecked a world. Now, indirectly, he seems to be “wrecking homes and boosting the divorce evil. _ Heinrich Von Goetsen went before a Berlin court, the other day, and sought divorce from his wife because, he said, she had turned royalist and was constantly advo- cating the return of the kaiser to Germany’s throne. The court granted the divorce. Undoubtedly the court was right. It is cruel and in- human treatment, as well as othersthings, to think favor- ably of Old Bill. Stop listening to idle rumors and give your ears a vacation. Stay away from China and give the bandits a vacation, A Word on Small Potatoes (From, Screentand.) That suit against Port Commissioner Lamping to make him return which he spent, as a public officer, at Olympia trying to Influence Iegislation favorable to the port of Seattle, is petty larceny s' #hould be dropped. As this paper has held before, the port of § strictly Big Businesf, a corporation in a position to make or Ipse millions, ‘to build up or destroy portant commerce of this city. The one complaint t is that the commissioners have not eh business, It is small potatoes for ission spending a few hundred dollars, at to shape things for the port’s benefit. If any- one does not believe that a big private enterprise would send an agent to Olympia under similar conditions he belongs in an insane asylum. Similarly smali potatoes will be any attempt, on a technicality, to stop the Skinner & Eddy purchase by the p Without dispute, a majority "of the voters favored this purchase s paper was against the pur- “chase, but it does believe in being a good loser and it does believe in * letting the majority rute. The sad thing about spending vacations is spending money, CALL OF THE WOODS The woods now call to every real Americ anxious to join the Boy Scouts an: man, the hunter, the trapp; Indian, and enjoy your h bulletin, “What Scouts Do, Seout. boy. If you are learn the tricks of the fisher he woodsman, the guide and the nd camping parties, send for the which tells you how to become a Boy Just fill out and mail the coupon below. Washington Bureau, Seattle Star. 1322 N, ¥. Avenue, Washington, D. C. I want @ copy of “What Scouts Do/* and { two-cent stamp for same: © a loose (Our Washington bureau advises that many pong Ave recelved without name or some exsential part of address, Please be careful.) The smallest thing on earth is the atom. The biggest thing | @ Woman’s place seems to be in the auto. @{ Among the books with wrong endings are check books. thought up red shoes for women is still at large. @] Dodging about as hard as dodging an auto. @[ Love makes the world go around looking foolish. @ Throw yourself away and you never like where you land. @ Do your June marrying early and avoid the rush, @ Only two more @ The man who THE PRESS AGENT J SRE WAKT | DIO FoR You? } ( MT WOULD Cost YOUA LOT ) OF Money To GsT ALL OF ( Thal PuBUCITY ) Whose Country Is This? BY HERBERT QUICK on Japanese Her big eyes to She was immis Austra > make som the “liberalizing’ laws, He ¥ let in RIEDA’S OLLIES laws of fact, in this countr © prealdent’s frie reat emp! we have » have more f come in to bi laborers for employment. In spite of all the hokum we read nd hear about our falling rapidly population than reat robber nto mine speaking of our baseball friend I know at least, that he 4s hon. | m irritated. © of it 4 Swallows Teeth, Is ron England Begins to War on the Spirits LETTER FROM) Wa VRIDGE MANN |: June 1, 1923. Dear Folks —— - ~ And now it's time to sing a tune about the merry month of June, when spooners spoon and crooners croon, and wedding dels are ringing soon, and all our ways are in @ maze of hazy, lazy, dalsy days. June 1.—A public ap: made to Chri n to fight tualist Sund chools, in 13,240 children The summer breeses start to dow; forgotten, mw the winter anow. The rowers row and sowers sow, and bashful babies murmur “Oh!” And lovers hiss, in tones of Nes, “To kigs a miss—4a this amiss? The golden fields of drying hay are being cut and put arey, And players play and strayera stray, and scented rephyra fill the day; and down the breeze the polien fleca to tease an easy, wheezy sneeze. Along the Sound the bathing beaut is trying out her one- piece oult; the tooters toot and cuties cute till duty finds it hard to dute, and any moon becomca a boon in spoony, croony, loony June. we INCURABLE By Berton Braley HERE'S a guy across the alley has a flute (Toot! Toot! And that instrument, it seems, is never mute. ‘There is nothing any cuter Than a truly clever tooter Who's been tutored how to toot upon the flute; But this bird is far from skillful, And his piercing notes are shriliful, With a maddening effect upon the ear; And we shudder and we shiver, And our nerves are all aquiver At the devastating diseords that we hear HERE'S a guy across the alley has a flute (Toot! Tooth If he plays upon it longer we shall shoot! Not a single note’s a true one, Every warble is a blue one, Like a screech-owl with a cold who tries to hoot Oh, the sounds that he's emitting Keep our teeth forever gritting, He's a pestilential nuisance, that galoot; And each day he toots it longer, As his lungs are growing stronger With the exercise he gives ‘em on that flute H, the guy across the alley HAD a flute But we calmly went and maasacred the brute; In the we fought to hid With his instrument beside him, But I've heard it said by people of repute ‘That a sound to chill the tissues Nightly from the g' ard tases, It's a ghostly shriek th: nakes the timid scoot; And {t's said by those who hear it It’s the young man’s stubborn spirit Which is playing ghastly discords on the flute (Toot! Toot!) Making other corpses restless with lis fite! (Copyright, 1923, The Seattle Star) | 18 lbs. 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