The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 5, 1922, Page 6

Ge a nee: TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, 1929. @ The Chinese war @ A motorist tells us he has been out detouring the country. Some think the tariff protects everything except prosperity. is over and now they wonder what it was over. @ Irene Castle dislocated her collar bone. That reminds us, football will be back soon. @ The man of the hour in Ireland is lucky if he lasts that long. @J One man tells us his girl is worth her weight in coal. @ In San Francisco, a woman wants to buy a newspaper artist from his wife, who can’t support him. @[ Some towns have all the luck. Kansas City rents are being cut. @ A bank clerk has a tough job. He has to settle back down to work after every holiday. RAR AAA AAR PARRA APA AA ARAA AAA AR AR AAA AAA AAA ARR RAR RL AOL ARPA LA LAA RRA | | EVENTUALLY HE’S GOIN BE $ | Brain Testers] = he Seattle Star ALLY HE'S G TO BE A BUSY MAN (7 Petter From (Brain Tester Published Daily by The Star Publishing Co, Phone Main 0600 y & word containing the same Newspaper Boterprive Association and United Presse Berviee ? | . caine i 60; @ monthe, 08.78) pear, for the dashes tn the fol * } ¥ ate, Hee per month, $4.60 ) : : By carrier, city, te @ meoath. f “ ; . ° rglare attempted to —~ @ we - Dear Folks: house ; 7 The guy who labeled Labor Day ts pretty right, I'm here to alga a aoe Saner Dancing Is Forecast y ; ‘ 1] The, euY who labeled Labor Day te pretty right, I'm here 1 |i nut the —— was heard, tho stil ag ty dancing steps are passing out, it is announced in . , ae ee that al! our pleasurenesking mobs are merely taking other Pe has FAO EE joe nen challenge: once he a — ong York at the convention of the National Association ' . | | You have to know, to get the point, we have « Sittle country oeniibi Dancing Masters. : : aT ; | Joint, which, half a dozen summers back, we quite correctly But caught, as a he fintwhea They say that the popular dances this winter will be : a 4 E » |] named “The Shack,” and that ts where we thought we'd go to Air ype ™ x raight waltz, canter and hesitation. / = 7 apend a restful day or so shes eee: qa py qeaeidyty dancing master of Chi- re. 5 Bo Sunday, when we started out, with tone of bundles all about, j is . bods ) eee é : - | the wight would give you quite a hunch you'd seen a roving Solution to yesterday's puzzle: ago, comments: “I notice an increasing tendency among : | gypsy bunch, or else you'd think, beyond @ doubt, the landlord The letter is “E.” te rece to improve the dance themselves. They are : y) A | be } came and threw us out Preserve ye perfect men, @ moune more interest in dancing gracefully.” We ntruck The Shack about at nocn, and had to rustle dinner Gilde hind thats plteedie tea: Another old-tirhe dancing master at the convention was dh, |] soon; and then we sent the kids to play, and finished all the : + 9 du a ft blooming day with making beds, untying strings, and half « hun z —i ior Ned Gaynor. He is 82, but still can “walk on 4 - Grea other things oe ehes euides eineiilialin ” i At last, before I went to bed, T heaved a happy sigh and ald, “Wher do you S18 Geer etchant The major says: “Eighty per cent of the faults of po- , : “Well, thank the Lord, the work is done, und Labor Day ts left ‘ wpa pre . ' . for fun"—« {net that only goes to show there isn't very much I ad You all sition on the dancing floor are chargeable to the girl. It = ~ ve oem, cyeae hikee a ‘Seems as if the girl of today cannot dance unless she has Y Want Gad 1 Wermedetemnd: the daeent’t bul 6 enther en the queried. th grip on the neck of the man. The trouble is, the ‘ “fl ; pump; I patched the roof, I chopped a tree, I fixed eome windows "Yes," was the repiy. “But why do & " he q girl doesn’t know how to dance.” q two or three—I never had « bit of play. You said it, bo—a you ask that : F “labor day"! soa *, wah! No gen'i'm'n fom de *What most dancers lack is knowledge of proper pos- | 4 Pil apedes, Phe ture,” says Miss Walz, at another dancing convention. ~~ pore bs bear wher 34 “In standing it should be heel to instep—that denotes "no veelem, "Social equality. Heel to heel denotes inferiority. Legs | j SAL ™® Sk SSO As PM d apart, either standing or sitting, spells vulgarity. / = / - - - - — puching should be avoided by holding the diaphragm in. i a el these hints were kept in mind, vulgar dancing would on be forgotten.” N ‘ = — LEA RN A WORD mushrooms should never be eaten an| such unless vouched for by a com-'T characterizes our Vv important subject is dancing, in millions of lives. - <= roa e al nI ’ y Chas toe ’ T ceople are interested in stepping off to music than - ; ‘ 4 EVERY DAY ea be He alban) ee Pg pce interested in the tariff or a conference on interna- p a ‘ 5) } tne Ly eaale, eitee thet sontinton ko law. Humanity is 95 per cent emotional, 5 per cent a Today's word e—MYCOLOGIST. tween them frequently leads to fatal llectual. G4 S : 4 4 It's pronounced—mi-kol-o-fist, with | mistakes,” . ~ A lnooent on the second syllable. } Why should we desire to meet difficulties prematurely when we have P li ° | tt means—one learned in the wet FOOLISH QUESTION | strength nor light provided for them? Let us give heed to the - e: - « |ence of “mycology.” or that branch “At a Southern railway station it! Accounts whose duties are pressing; it ts fidelity te the present which - ~ "- jof botany relating to fungt, of which in the ¢ m of darkies to sell || Accounts fu Check Are - , . |the mushroom and the toadstool are | chicken ¢ delicacien | ae |consplcvoun examplen to passen, er who had ‘ | It comes from—a Greek word! enjoyed « leaning out Peoples Savings Bank [meaning “fungus.” of the window to bu other, asked smb Aires aiden ere : 7), Four Large Floors of ———n Road Bankru pt Because of Strike DAYS REMAIN Homefarsishings Ae M.A.GOTTST EIN BG raliresds of the present shop acrike world result ta | x'vowre tra to Spat | : 4 FURNITURE CO. bankruptcy of some of the smaller and weaker roads. || etficlency in government, says SEATTLE'S POP ilway officials spoofed at os — a Pure Guff, Samuel Pty ee a aol) Fe, tee | : OPULAR HOME FURNISHERS the Chicago & Alton railroad has gone into a re- | Péitor The Star Buppon® that the tollers were} party bosses a chanée | | ) é 2 " ’s hands, and the assistant to the president in a |, ‘#>or *4y this year te atanatized | united, catilty, tor ye ee hd nae to nominate candi. |) ; 133 c nt 1514-16 Second Ave., Near Pike a : by & great unity and solidarity} j dates for office, Vote P lic statement blames the railway and coal strike for [among American totlers.” — Samuel "4 Aelecting the executives thereof Sas vote hae : ( & T eee x road's difficulties. Gompera |—United In polities, not for the throw: | \ , : an A leh El oO Aid In Improving Homes it’s one. If the strike continues there will be others. |,,,|' ‘kes nerve to perpetrate sl ae lealpaeag i yrasmccagiounes ead paar er , Ler: is the purpose of the Gottstein Credit Service, d jt is important to remember that the railway [one nations chinery, mor for striking, picheting. | TWwieTED ' as shown by these convenient terms. 0 Hut Mr. Gompers | aie Zs ns have accepted the president’s truce terms, agree- [hasn't ever men beyond hin nose 88 |fuinem’ Sew lene moutt the tetas |, Raho? Chauncey Brewnter maid at No Interest or “Extra Charges.” to call the strike off, but the railways have injected [president of the American Feders:|tices of which Mr. Gompers com-|* “ner In Hartford tirely new demand, the “seniority” question, which |‘!®2_0f “aor In the nest 25 years. | |piaina, when hit, endure? But auch| “Aefbas the herring pond, bishops at issue when the strike started = Caen at h inn See wale Mr. Gompers: bee fought dawn | ishop’ it's ‘my lord bishop’ ore y Ive er ent irst ayment! 2.50 Only Cash Required on a Purchase of $ 50 He giveth quietness, who can make trouble? And when He pers’ organization, and every other. eration in the past 10 years. Still, he) ere | $ His face, who can behold Him? Whether it be done against « ji united and solid only when tt Is! knows and everybody else knows “An American bishop went to} of against a man only.—Job 229. [espe ‘ Site. op ——n that we do and must do everything | stay with some friends in London | $ 5.00 Only Cash Required on a Purchase of $100 ates “lin reapect of national policies thru | the boy who carried up the shaving $ 7.50 oO ~ : nly Cash Required on a Purchase of $150 tia woman recetved a letter nine years ago. It was prob- " t pun P| politics, imour democracy, Force given {0 some husband to mail. tase <a erste of Use sAl Wer Inoyecttn, Salenees, mice “wintiemene| wee’ vee ouretulty, Inerwee. bp $10.00 Only Cash Required P: 200 wisest thing many a rich man's son has ever done was when he minor labor organizations, by pre ion pre yom pela rs wabliah comes taut ana eae $12.50 2 6 re ne atop, ps hood his parents. meditation and interest by Ble Bust nothing of permanent benefit. Mr. } tte " Only Cash Required neh: Purchase of $ “pena gre is b This boy, much ‘od, duly - ; Mr. Gompers will jompers’ declaration that present | yunpe, Tie ey. much awed. duly $15.00 Only Cash Required on a Purchase of $300 eye Busines* | conditions signaliae unity and soll | *™ ~ : “Not Politicians, BUT—” salve. $ cs 7 at his own individual, | garity pm ey the televe fin be re| *'Y Who's there? sald the $20.00 Only Cash Required on a Purchase of $400 { * : lesived with loud applause, in some | bis! waking | so often a man who is generally recognized as a |, We would like to ask Mr. Gompers| quarters; itn the sort of solidarity | “it's only the lord, my boy, with Balance of Payment Liberally and Conveniently Arranged vote-getter” for some reason or other, is led to [toicrp crm cnited wad matid mak IN*\upon which wald quarters grow fat./the shaving water,’ a thin’ little | erst public office and his friends mourn because, while he [ing together. Ian’t it plain that st i» R. F. PAINE. [treble voice answered.”"—Los An d excellently fill the position to which he aspires, he | »ecause there t# no solidarity ana CERTAIN TEST i i eae pd a spectacular candidate. |unison of the tollers that every | Dr. A. D. Andrews, dentist, re ras. n * . it mental right of Two fishermen were angling in a Boe [wo such men are seeking republican nominations for 1 outraged, wi river, when one suddenly dropped |™MOved to 232 Peoples Bank Hidg., ty offices. These are Samuel H. Chase, who would be by the kept courts and by | bis rod. ps ante be sR nhomagnes or, and Thomas R. Beeman, asking re-election as |*¥ery paid official controlled by the| "Say" he ejaculated. “Did you ee eee ee pecia. i a plutocrate? Freedom a shameless | see feller fall off that cliff over eng Mr. Chase is an attorney who se had many | joke in Pennsylvania and Vir |there into the river?” ; experience in the assessor's office. Mr. Beeman nia! servitu in| “Don't get excited, BUI," soothed has made a record for efficiency in the post where he is . ‘ one federal court | the other. “Mebbe it was a movie district in In Are the t ers | actor makin’ pictures.” incumbent. united and for such things?| “But, my stare! How kin we tell?” bee, Ng qe No. such things are simply because| “Well,” counseled the judicious sign of fall is the story about squirrels storing golf balls think- " ayotne a and solidarit | - m. _ jruch union and solidarity don’t exist|one, “if he drowns, he ain’t."—Ep- they are nuts. and function. | worth Herald. ny has perfected a pure white peach. It Is excellent for cating | ale amir. TRAVEL ETIQUETT “Beauty secret: A cake of soap mixed with water will do wonders. 2 Do you know how to find out about train achedules, railroad Dust clouds are being seen on Mars. It may be an election. and steamship fares, train and boat connections? wi Do you know how to check baggage? What clothing to take for a trip? The rules of train courtesy? What to do on a Pull man car? The etiquette of the dining car? How t Do You Remember When—? beere x sea os heen? ni 10. deen, Ween chit ater an The candidacy of David McKenzie for the republican “gj Mies ee Po Plentegeed phere Mein aed eae mination as county commissioner in the city district Mite te. Grtme 20 ocean voyage; etiquette aboard ahip? Do Simmons Brass Bed, 2-inch posts, five flat filler bars. All-metal guaran- recall vividly to all the older voters the stirring days you want some h 4 suggestions on these things ™ i “A PRED y ngs and others teed non-sagging sprin, 40-lb. felted eight or ten years ago when the county ring, thoroly connected with traveling? | | s- sina cotton mattress. Quality ticking. trenched, was first being assailed by civic organizations Then, fill out the coupon below and mall to our Washington its wastefulness, loose business methods and graft. og Neat has prepared @ five-page bulletin on the subject Free Examination McKenzie was then the minority member of the board . | | RANGES FURNACES d he bore the brunt of the fight that resulted later in en ee eee BEST $2.50 GLASSES | Coal and Wood Pipeless iderable economies and a vast improvement in busi- Washington Bureau, Seattle : on Earth Gas rh methods. He went thru bitter days, including a 1322 N. ¥, Ave, Washington, D. 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