The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 2, 1922, Page 14

high cost of provender or appetite |” ycidentally, here's another eating Catch On, Commuters! Here’s Joy Arranged for You by H. Brew By Homer Brew |—— —— Ass are solemn | { ‘THINK A DECK HAND ) hey spena at] LATE MY SPINACH Commuters as & An@ serious minded Jeast 50 minutes a day on the bay) Narn Or jake, and most of this time od wasted. A fow play bridge, a few! a Tead about Laddie, the White House | dog, or Harold McCormick's glands Dut most of the voyageurs Just and think, Here are a few games) “°C, <2 “SEED p & we have invented ay whose onions will blossom first adds DOUGHNUT TIDDLEWINKS |), “The game Gét a half dozen dow ts from eer the market and try t ic them : Soaliniiabaien on the necks of the sea this. Bach ringed sea gull counts board! If most members of the crew come to one erg! of the boat, player on that end wins. Rach deckhand counts one point, each MAN Overscaro!! you bean one of the soarers, you are penalized 10 points, Sixty.seven| points makes « game. i rel of Son | mate two and the captain is keno DECK SEESAW Aboard the Vashon II, if the cook This gentle amusement, which we|runs up to the hurricane deck, it is| Invented 70 years ago, is rapidly £0 spo game.” ing out of fashion. The last time ads we enjoyed it was on the old George | ica Plop in by far the most exciting game. It has long been a favorite sport aboard the steamer Bainbr rivaling only Tom Binnie's b game in the smoker room. Each player arms himself with « sling: shot, and the person hitting the captain the most number of times INA MINUTE YOULL WEAR King he Squawk iain B. Starr. If you live down near goe- duck fielda, you may find a steamer with a walking beam. If you don't | r 4 travel on a steamer with a walking beam, try riding on the propeller. ee. GARDENING Vatuadle space on many of Johgny | Anderson's ferries is going to wadte. | in a given length of time, wine. When If you live at Harper or across Lake | the captain tires of this hilarity, the | Washington, why not a little vege-| players can shoot at the electric table garden of your own? Pleasant] light globes, Score the same way as rivalry between commuters as to in parchest. Well! Well! Egan Finds Chow Cham By J. W. Egan Mitchell must be some eater to james tuck away 36 bananas. Gosh, st ives to tell certain crawfish cruncher in | tale. Mr. Marzano has not yet New Orleans a little while ago, Twas rather disappointed at tho | peen able to claim the body he lack of response. There's more to this yarn. And! Chow heroes appeared , gpg hope to be permitted to unfold it to our fair city. Whether it was the! vo. one of these days. fuining hot weather I couldn't de) nord gor hea’ wy feeders to shoot at termine, but I was just about com) Crawtivh and bananast Yinced local grub gobbiers were UM) Woe next? able to negotiate the grade. mer wit mina stowse (CHASE POINTS tir may ve peetat wer | TO HIS WORK) els—if it may be put that way and sends an aged and wed clipping from ry pena news: “If 12 years’ experience In the as. paper to prove he is a masticat- | sessor’s office, four of which were as ing marvel. chiet deputy assessor, ts of no value} This clipping ts so interesting and/to the taxpayers of King county, ecard hy cytes “ecgpheod agi |then I am not entitled to the vote at | ‘pgm a tekinert “ the primary election,” sald Chief! “William H. Mitchell, a trucker on| Deputy Assessor Samuel H. Chase, | the Milwaukee docks, living at 911) before the Beacon Hill Improvement South EB st. made a bet and @ sale! cub iast evening. i last night. The bet was with How ard C. Fleming that he could eat three dozen bananas. He won It. to Nick Marzano, Are gglabag Pad ay nyo jenid Mr. Chase. | “Some of the prom. | Gouth E st. offering the latter his; '*e# Of My opponents are amusing | body after death by Immediate pay. T8*Y Promise to piace all property ment of $100 and a promissory note | UP" the tax rolls. However, when for $900 payable to Mitchell's heirs|‘h*Y promine to assess the Snoqual after death. Marzano took him up,|™!¢ Forest reserve, which 1s the signed the papers, and gave him a| Property of the United States check for $100. Marzano thinks the | £overnment, the postoffice, and other | body will be a regular gold mine, for | Public Institutions, they are going | Mitchell, in his estimation, must be | %P0M the theory that the public t as human freak to store away 36 ba.|20mewhat lacking in information. | | They might as well promise to aasees | the battle lyt ! i. | “*What I want to know,’ eld Mar-| jive te anhbe tying ot ancher in Mi | “In the stress of a politien! cam. | paign, candidates for assessor are | Ukely to make imposstble promises,” | {| zano, ‘is this: Can this bird sell his| é body to me and can I claim it” . "this bet didn't mean much to| Scores Gaines for me I only lost 35 cents,’ said! Pr * Tieming, ‘ost Marzano is stuck tor| Depositing in Bank 90 cents, the price of the bananas.’ | “If elected, I will not use the “Marzano said he would wait! power of millions of county deposits round and cash in on Mitchell if ‘was within the law and there w | nothing to stop him from making hi laration was made Friday little purchase. Mitchell was happy | night by Albert E. Parish, candidate after he cast his 26th banana peel|for the republican nomination for into the stove and folded Marzano’s|county treasurer, at Beacon Hill ¢heck in his bill book. Congregational church, 16th ave. 8 “‘gure, I'm in earnest,’ Marzano|and Forest st, Ho charged that « said he told him. ‘I’m willing to give it of 000 in the North Side you my body after I can’t use it any at Fremont indicated why more.’ "” \¢ Treasurer W. A. Gaines was | That's the story. I'l say It's) 9 a director of the bank, shortly | unique. before its failure on Jan. TRAVEL ETIQUETTE Do you know how to find out about train schedules, rallroad and steamship fares, tral 1 boat connections? Do you know how to check baggage? What clothing to take for a trip? The rules of train courtesy? What to do on a Pull- man car? Tho etiquette of the dining car? How to register and secure a room at a hotel? How to dress, receive calls, etc., at a hotel? What to do on leaving a hotel? How much and when to tip? The best way to carry money for traveling? How to dress for an ocean voyage; etiquette aboard ship? Do you want some hints and suggestions on these things and others connected with traveling? Then, fill out the coupon below and mall to our Washington Bureau which has prepared @ five-page bulletin on the subject for you. eee Washington Bureau, Seattle Star, 1322 N. ¥. Ave., Washington, D. ©. 1 want the bulletin on TRAVEL ETIQUETTE and incloso four cents in stamps to cover postage and malling: Friday by Superior Judge J.P. Ron entirely to his widow, Mrs. | several weelcs. Jennie ald, who ts named j Cxecutrix, One dollar each was be j queathed the twe son | Ajax A. Todd. They This poster is in theatre lobbies everywhere- Go in whaneeer you see it. OTHER SEATTLE THEATRES AMERICAN THEATRE ATLAS THEATRE FLORENCE THEATRE GOOD LUCK THEATRE GREEN LAKE THEATRE HOME THEATRE JACKSON THEATRE JOY THEATRE MADISON THEATRE MISSION THEATRE THE SEATTLE STAR Broker's Fortune \Oh, Boy! School to |Bible Authority Is Left to Widow The $75,000 estate of Judson P. ‘Todd, fish broker, who died In Beat.) Tuesday, the first day of the fall ‘le August 31, has been left, accord ing to the will admitted to probate | ent Cole, who Friday conducted the | gay at & p.m. Bishop Allen travmled | cial at firat school board meeting held in| extensively thru the Moly Land and | been took photos for this lecture courte tional | mara, North Bend; vice president. and} FUNERAL SERVICES for LeRoy |p, 4) parber, Kent: secretary, Miss are of | J. Chapman, postmaster at Kirkland, Open Next Tuesday! Jiustrated lecture at the ots to prove that the of the United Mt England show the two natto —— to continue in the management of | the fish brokerage business left by | Verne J. and ore authorized thelr father is free Seattle joins in the national demonstration of fp ) annua faramount WEEK of Paramount Pictures. At all these theatres, all next week——Paramount Pictures will he shown STRAND WALLACE REID BEBE DANIELS CONRAD NAGLE AND JULIA FAYE in “Nice People” A Wm. De Mille Production COMING ATTRACTIONS RODOLPH VALENTINO IN “BLOOD AND SAND” CECIL B. DE MILLE’S “MANSLAUGHTER” THEODORE ROBERTS IN “THE OLD HOMESTEAD” “BURNING SANDS” THE ANSWER TO “THE SHEIK” HILLMAN CITY GEORGETOWN . ‘| FAMOUS it’s a Paramount Picture to Give Lecture) Pay AT FAIR| ‘That children be sent to achool on| Rev. Bishop Allen of Pasadena, a 1 | noted Bible authority, will give an 1! | term, Is the request of Buperintend: |i oninie in the Arcade building Mon. | the Southwest Washington fair. Ape |ine annual Institute that closed Prt the lont tribes of Israel, The lect ure | who died Wednesday, will be held at For the fifth time, annually, thousands of America’s finest theatres devote an entire week's program exclusively to Paramount Pictures! Once more the efforts of Famous Players-Lasky Corporation, with its foremost stars, its greatest directors, its brilliant and unique stock com- pany, end its record of almost unbroken success, receive the gratifying stimulus of a nation-wide endorsement! The signs are up at your theatre! The latest and greatest and most thrilling Paramount Pictures are there! RIALTO, BREMERTON ALMA RUBENS in “FIND THE WOMAN” “HER GILDED CAGE” ~ SEPT. 67-8 WALLACE REID and BEBE DANIELS in “NICE PEOPLE” MAY McAVOY in “THE TOP OF NEW YORK” ‘ PLAYERS-LASKY CORP. ADOLPH ZUKOR, President Srmnd ‘NEW YORK CITY |City’s Population Placed at 338, Beatties population tm 9984gg EM cording to the number Of water git ters in the elty. Nationwide agen show that population beapg ratio of nix to one to the | Teachers’ Ass’n Elects Officers! Officers elected by the King |CHILDREN’S CHEHALIS, Rept. 2.—This ts ’ day at|County Teachers’ association during | Children’s and Old Settle and entertainment have d ond high school are A for the guests and a/4@y at Brondway high expected President (reelected), i. J, MeNa large water services. There any gg water meters. Ergo, 398,469 |Thin cheeks very clonely Marian Brown, Foster; treasurer, C.| poi directory ceneus of pry 2p. m, Bunday 11%, Beach, Enumelaw ithe beginning of 1922 the better motion pictures 5 Annual aramount WEEK Celebrating Better Pictures at_all the Better Theatres Once more the whole nation reviews and celebrates the year’s great progress Vv | banner is on theatres Go in wherever you bo Pp Come in—i WEEK Betty Compson “The Bonded Woman” From the Popular Story by John Flemming Wilson Shipwrecks and South Sea Thrills — a Tender Romance With a Sensational Punch in Every Scene : COMING ATTRACTIONS DOROTHY DALTON IN “THE SIREN CALL” JAMES OLIVER- CURWOOD'S “VALLEY OF SILENT MEN” LIONEL BARRYMORE IN “THE FACE IN THE FOG” WALLACE REID IN “THE GHOST BREAKER” OTHER SEATTLE THEATRES) — NEPTUNE THEATRE ; PARAMOUNT THEATRE PORTOLA THEATRE QUEEN ANNE THEATRE RIDGEMONT THEATRE SOCIETY THEATRE STAR THEATRE TOPNOTCH THEATRE UNION THEATRE t's t e bes show in own