The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 8, 1922, Page 9

THE SEATTLE STAR ‘PAGE 9 OUR BOARDING HOUSE BY AHERN p} BY STANLEY ee SES he nee MR.KLOTZ, WERE C1 THAT CHICKEN You Two's TH’ TOREADOR You 4 FROM MRS. HooPLe's |, SENT US SUNDAY WAS] \MPORT YOUR BEEF FROM? BOARDING House, AN’ |) A PLYMOUTH ROCK f THAT STRAK YOU RAFFLED WE CAME IN “TO GEE f/f) ALL RIGHT+ WE HAD TOF on US TH’ OTHER DAY OUGHT } “ “ae AN TH _* ~ ENT. Hs .. ea HER |’ rd 4 rah os WEEK’ ZUG IF (TS TRUE THAT You || STEP ON IT ‘To GET IT [| TO BEEN SERVED OFF A RUN A SHOE REPAIR [) APART = THAT BIRD WAS, | TENNIS RACQUET* YOU | | COULDN'T SCRATCH “THAT ZL SHOP ON “TtH' SIDE = WE }-| S50 MUSCULAR WE HAD / Gon “THOUGHT MAYBE You /| “To PUT LINIMENT RELIC IN A BAYONET ayes ( ASMHiltchinson} GOT "H’ ORDERS /.\ WN TH’ soup! >. CHARGE! 7 | HOLD ER ©1901 ASMHUTCHINGON SN MIXE D uP Ly ~ ; - - . : | (Continued From Saturday) | oxalic acta ¢' ° es / 1 SEND COP \. * ‘Holiday! cries Humpo, ‘Do you Sabre gives his first clear, caleu me holiday, sir? Hollday! I} lated words «ince he had got up! ik you for that word. We will|there, 1 guess he had been pulling mine if in a moment. Thin was | himself together to look for a trap, | her Brighton, then. The business of| Me sald very slowly, trying each | witness whom we have recently | word, lke a chap feeling along on B in the box was to serve the pa-|thin ice; he sald, ‘Hffie—asked—rme | on you and on the deceased. |— to — get — it — to — clean ~~ my | Bw come back a little, Let me ask |— straw — hat — for — me — for wm to carry back your mind to the | Brighton.’ | mer of 1915—' and with his wag-| “That Humpo! Very gently, very | i forefinger, and hia sloshing | quietly, like a rescuer pushing out a Mngue, and his mopping at his face, | ladder to the man on the ico, “The x his throwing back of his mane | deceased asked you to get It to clean | gy were a cloak from under | your straw hat for you for Rrigh- | @ kept rushing in to stab/ton.’ And then, like a trap being another knife, he takes the} sprung he enapped and threw Sabre py man thru all the stuff hej clean off the balance he was getting got out of old Bright—Sabre's | "Then it was o' for the pur | mtly unealied-for interest in | pose of your holiday girl, first getting her from her! “‘Look here—' Ail at sea again, her's house to the neighborhood | d'you wee? And the end was quicker his own, then under his own reef, |than nothing. Twyning pulls Hum. the rest of the unholy chain | pos coat and points at Sabre's hat, | 1. Then he has a chat with |soft hat, on the ledge before him. | yning, then mops himself dry, |Humpo nods, delighted @ then hurls in again. ‘And did she carry out her tn-/ i” ‘Now, sir, this holiday, This/tention, sir? Did she clean your/ mt holiday by the sea! Did yx raw hat for you? | any preparations for !t, any odds, j purchases?” | “You don’t appear to be weartng | “No. Purchases? No, Look | it” “Shakes. | ae Pra: hat to NuST VOT MRS, HOOPLES ORDERS- DON'D COME IW MIT ME "TO MAKE FUNNY BITZNESS W = ANUMBER OF OUR CITIZENS WSITED THE FAMOUS PROF, TARAZZA, LOCATED D) "Never mind about “Look here, No purchases? Did you hea where, then, ts this straw jan which you obtained the Ag HOUSE COMMITTER” evidence of the wit the Al- | oxalic acid? 1 y house? | | be chemist who declared on cath| "Shakes | CALLS ON THE BUTCHER=-| | IN THE OLD BENNER BLOCK ON MAIN ST. you made a purchase in his; “‘Not at your house! Odd. Where, | i on the very day before you | then? & purchase you have admit-| “Look here—~ i? Remembering that, do you still; “Where then? | Occasions, Yes, had spoken sertously you made no purchases tee your| "* ‘Look here— | Sabre about it iidiay 7° “ ‘Answer the question, sir, Where| “There ripped across the court ‘Nothing to do with tt. Nothine—"| is this taraw hat he said that, old man, a woman's ‘Nothing to do with it? Weill, } Look here~' Gulps. ‘Look | Voloe from the back. ‘It's a lie. It's 1 Tliing TO CALL ITA » we will accept that for a mo-|here— Gulps again, ‘Look here, 1/4" abominable lie, And you know DAY? I'VESGOT TWO DOINGS OF THE DUFFS Had It Been Anybody But the Boss— BY ALLMAN. HELEN, WHERE IS THAT SUIT | BOSS, HOW WOULD You GREAT SCoTT! | HAVEN'T SIT TiGHT- We'LL { HAD ON YESTERDAY ? GOT THE TICKETS - | MAKE IT ALLRIGHT | WANT TO GET SOMETHING CHANGED MY SUIT THIS Tom! it. Do y ft hoppl tos! n the sea at Brighton.” jit Her Beer rar tc = “Hum be prawe ogo breath. | “By Jove, 1 tel you! 1 pearly BOX SEATS FOR MORNING AND FORGOT: “The poor beggar shook his head.|Stares at hit for two solid minutes | *watlowed my back teeth with the THE BALLGAME ! To TAKE “THEM. our! --) COME ON} ‘Age you GoING 17 © voice In his throat. without speaking. Then any, like one | effect of the thing. Give you my * v1 Se" ‘De you shop there once in alspeaking to a ghost, ‘You lost it in| Word I thought for a minute it was ' CAR AN ado A Yo STOP AT Month, once in six months?" the sea at Brighton! You lost it in| the girl come to life and walked In j “Shook again. the sea at Brighton! Has an ineptra | Out of her coffin, That voice. High “Are there chemists tn the Gar.|tion. Inspired in hell. Turn like |@nd clear and fine and true as an House, in Tidborough, in Cho-|a flash to the coroner, ‘I have done] Angelus bell across a tary field Jwith this witness, sir” Sits down. ‘it'sga lie. [0's an abominable le; ‘ | Plump. Court lets go ite breath like |@Md you know it's « I *Are you known In all these places | t four winds round a chimney. | Eh? Terrific? 1 tell you terrifte We mentioned? | Sabre staggers out of the box. Falls |{#n't the word. It was the Fairfax al of King Charles s. Budd ! How Turn out that “Noda, across into his seat j business at the t “*Are you known tn Alton Too much for me, old man, 1/ Over again. It a Shakes. bawled out, people in front of me|h* nearly had a fit tAre all these places nearer to|nearly jumping out of thelr skins |‘ than Alton” with the s#art, I bawled out, ‘Mr. | Woman! "Nods. roner, I saw the witness at Brigh-| “Commotion, A woman pressed SHumpo's finger shoots out about | ton, and he told me he'd lost his hat | Out from the mob nd and walked two yards long: dashes back his|in the sea.’ } up the court like Mane with his other hand; rushes In| “Buddha, Ifke a talking idol dis | tia, by Jove, lik from under it. ‘Then, sir, will you|covering am infidel in his temple,|"0 one dare to touch me,’ she nal Kidews, like Por phroayne. ‘Let Rell the jury why, to make this pur-| ‘Who are you, sir? |‘Tam Lady Tybar. Every one ° hase of oxalic acid on the day be-| “‘I'm a solicitor, I'm Mr. Sabre's|™e here. I've just come in. Safety First fore you leave home, why you go to | solicitor.’ [heard This wi aN nk & place in which you are unknown| “Buddha to Sabre: ‘Have you a/ of you killing land to a place farther away from | solicitor in the court, Sabre” | pointed DON'T VA NO = AN’ SURB I Doe You than three other centers, one at| “"Not No! Get away! Get out | you. I te KNOW Mow T* MOLD W' HAMMER. /4 Four very door? Jot it! Get away from me and you may take wh NEMMER. wr BOTH ) “Sabre sees like a bit tn the face | “You have no atanding tn this | "ke, I tell you that you are a lar DRNS A RAIL Do You. @bis new thing that’s coming to him.| court, str, says Buddha. an experienced and calculating Mar WANDS | Gasps. Puts up his hand to that} “Aw Nothing to be Aone. Borry | And she went with that to old Sabre % 7 14) Poked throat of his. Strangles out, | I'd spoke: After all, telling me|@nd stooped over him and touch ae f baboutehis Rat, what did it prove?|him with both her hands and sa 14, hing. If anything, easily could |"Marko, Marko." twisted into cunning preparation| “You know she'd got that bloom this plan beforehand. Useless. |!ng court stiff and cold. The sud |denness and the decision ar Bway from it.’ } ‘Case went on. Presently Twyn. | the arrogance of the thing "Back goes the mane and tn again|ing in the box. Last witness—put/ ends up and had ‘em # on her Ike a flash: ‘Ab, you wanted to get | up to screw down the lid on Sabre's| She was there by Sabre an ook here } “‘Answer the « i “Stammers out fing. ‘Walk. Walk lanted to get out. out of it? The house with its in-! polish up the argument be. |over him, mothering hin Mates was becoming insupportable|f@re it went to the jury. Stood there | Buddha or any of to your with the venom frothing at the cor. | found th “Look here— ners of his mouth, stood there a man |Hame ¥ “Tam giving you your own words, | straight out of the loins of Judas| “Matter of fact tir. Do you tell us that, altho you | Iscariot, stood there making his tes | one t k. Hoe threw up his arm Al were leaving—for a holiday—on the timony more damning « thousand | from b) Very next day still, even on the aft | times by preter it was being | face. ? on before, you felt you must get | dragged out of hir ) he'd been covering thrown it reluctant to give {I ca Out of it? Is that right, sir? jaway his business companion, Told | asid Don't touch “Look here— ja posit jamning story about | me Leave me ai — “Very well, Let ue leave that, tr meeting at the station on his She motioned to the man beside Let ‘Let me oa day after the | him, and the chap got up as had been Circe’s » red. Thru the roof or som tknow, Ar sir. We seem to be compelled to! departure from Ie jeave a great deal, but the jury will | girl was sacked. No’ @cquit me of fault in the matter. Let|his manner was; noticed he didn’t us come to the purpose of this ox-| like being asked about circumstances the room ret fff) lic acid purchase. Nothing to dojof her dismissal; noticed his wife 4 im piace and sat down | this way, 5 Rough lot of people ; " Hh) with your holiday, you « With | hadn't come to see him off. Yeu, | beside Sabre and poor old Sabre) out there.’ Lends him to a side doc THIS on eae MInN@‘S mae fh) what then? For what purp< thought tt odd. Sabre had explained | way from her as if he Wo followed him up, she and I } IN THES REPAIR SHOP if “Long pause. Frightful pause.|wife had a cold, but aaw Mrs. Sabre |¥ r r idha, reach-| Door gave on to a lane running up ME |) Hours. Whole court holding fts|im Tidborough very next day. Yes, ! : dig aid, ‘You| into the Fenny Green road. She thed 1 breath. Pause like a chunk of eter | thought the whole thing funny be | ma A n if you do/at him again, gently, very tenderly z 4 88, 1B) nity. Silent as that. Empty « at. cause had frequently seen Sabre and | not Ir 1 1 Marko, Marko, dear.’ Would have de 1 n re's i I tried at By Mabel C) el > What the devil was he thir ?| the girl together asn't much more to tnter-| made your Beart. squirm. Cleland i] Had he forgotten? Was he awake | leave, An f Le rland—_& her and at me: ht awny from me.’ tisap-|me alone, Get where. | Hobbies away a ed how strange ng had hed about as! him then. old man.” Swung now to the frightful places he kept | did ft reall u wanted; he'd done what on ue ‘Let ame al ne. Get jetting into and wondering {f thie | answer? way. The case jot right away from me See smother and where exact tea room sad a €o at Fotlc A him, the pair of us, up A VERY BIG ENptan PEND A “VERY LITTLE LADY i] tay? Appalling pause, Dashed » ut. I suppose |to the main road. She tried again Well, I don't know,” Mr for you.’ an sdbmewhere in the court goes oft they were gone ten minutes. Shuffied| I tried. He swung round and faced Hawks began with that same sort] “Mrs. Comfort looked him over, again, Gave thelr verdict. I wasbus, ‘Let me alone. Won't anyone | and looked out at the wodd pile into hyste Gidn’t hear a scream of it ? of hesitation which s many of and said, epeaking aio In his t right away from and dragged out. He 5 ok down his jet me alone baited chap In the box 4 stared with ; me Look here-—Look here. If you the most interesting pioneers) own language, ‘Alright. you may there. Gray as a rakedout hia face t to do anything for mo, get seem to have. have a good, warm “breakfast it Face twitching. Awful. I tell you t we bog hear. | right a Ape fr Pm re oe ae “1 hardly think IT remember a split up some of that awful Nearly went into hysterics 4 suicide while alone, wave m a ad oI m A " " | woo ‘or me. myself. Humpo slopping his tongue nd he ever had oc » and added their| hear? Leave me alone.’ anything worth telling about.| “3 the Indian grunted and round hia jaws, watching him like a earlier days, ire of the conduct| “Hobbled aw it towards Penny You see, I crossed the pining in| mumbied and went to work, and og watching tts dinner being cut Sabre coheern jumped up| Green, bob! long on hie stick 1852 and my mother dle@ not} Mrs, Comfort turned around and = up. After about two years, slaps in : te Well , BY noe dr a> Ma 3c a a a el long after we reached old Oregon, | pile busy at ey — a ieee on jemands me, air we to say|— lL ‘enaur ensure She said to me, ‘Oh, Oh r ving no fufther thought to her ow Caer pene Soar Ge? “tills! go, bet nentalll oh | Cone lbegnn to cry. I auld I thought the|f and I was just a little srphan boy| Fvne Mo out a . | “Dropped back in hin seat Ike he| best thing was to leave him for aj] itving along Ike any other onsia.” | “She finished up her breakfast wan shot. Twisted himself up. Sat) bit and that I'd go ote or could, “AN by yourmelf? Di*r't any | dishes and get'them back on their ockin or both of us, a bit later. Clear ss wed ADVENTURES [MBE ee of um, bit Inter. “Clear wel] ONLY Care of your” Pegay| shelt over the tabla, nciabted the | “Court cleare nan no time, | were only ng him mad by wed. wcith wide, epmpatharie| steel Knives with write «end and oF ae, T TWINS | Me left in my ner. ‘This Lady Ty-|lowing him now. There was a cab|] asked de, symp | very carefullyisery. Very tire jbar, Sabre, twisted up. Bobby or | came prowling by. I gave the chap eyes. | fully polishéd her six sotid sliver tas two, t con gp nee "asa BS ee ee ay og oar Te er “Oh, yest he hurrlet to assure! teaspoons, and stood them up on * 10 @ > - looks up ooks round jeta his | Sabre up just alongside anc 5 ; thele Manion sl Rowrw ih Pst THE MAGIC SHOE PEG hat.@ Collects his old stick. Starts|keep there,’ I said. ‘Ho'll likely get her, “Yes, indeod, a wenderful| thelt hand eae eyo as to hobble out in. Get him in and take him up toy] little woman she was, too - rere ; ‘grat 60. 7; hats mae t “It's the third pew in the heel of a : . 2 x cared a he stove wax hot, and her Wha > you wisi P mm the be m This Lady Tybar gete In front of | Crawshawa, Per a cor Her husband was the recond! jrong about ready for their work asked King Verdo, when Nick had |¥ pod eft ; ald Nick him, me alongside of her by then. | back to me at the ; al Hotel and} postmaster Portland ever had—E.{ and she wde just toking up an open “Well, I declare! chuckled King | ‘Marko, Marko.’ (That was what she | there's another quid for you.’ il 3B. Comfort Ble name M : explained all about rytuin HOW | onto “"l. neve se; aerials ad auenern | B. Consfort Bis pane was r8.| apron to tr when she heard a r I never heard anything so c4 him.) He sort of pushes at! (Continued Tomorrow) Coeliekt Wale faite Of & n| cltewe “thei Cab rene tuskin faint we find out whether tuls fellow, ade angiaea prarge s Seaane n z didn’t weigh quite 88 pounds, | faint sound, but. she fooked up als so Rad Riga Reson : } { {J but she was the plucklest little | quickly and tho she had heard no handsomer than I am? Bat person-|#ee!” And he hauled up hiy foot over OUR FIRST YEAR» {|} mortal I ever saw, absolutely! other sound, thers stood the very ally I can’t im e anyone thinking | © ah ahve ; a" ‘ Boat f $ afraid of nothing. big Indian like a stat looking { vy, it's go: he cried. ‘There's | eT “I remember one day when 1} straight at “the door with his gy Sra th cat " By a Bride —~~— m was just a little bit of fellow,| brown arms folied cross his wa Aes nag Spach di CHAPTER IV.—A STEAK AND A | and we were all alone tn the! by ! astonishing in my Ife lovely long green beard like mine. house one of the biggest Indians| him from head to toe and his face that blue hair t » looking when there is someone around with a 4 chest, his blanket wrapping 1, the Wiseman, has ds- | V rdo had scraped off. “There it in HEARTBREAK |] I ever saw came staiking up to| a mask of stolid innocence. “Lon cided,” ‘ she cried. “It's sticking in thot.” the door, “What are you doll : | h , na, ou doing in here?” Pi “What did he decide?” asked Ver-| Just then the lump of mud st 1)WHAT’S ALREADY HAPPENED | that wonderful steak on the kitchen «Tek hathery, he. waid in hil Sete Contore’ eaken cadroty 1 m do, quick to roll away i The bride and « ave @ é table, trimmed and rea'y for the own language, ‘big hung. If} told you to split wood! ree 2 ne know shavere’t Nick you don't oni 1 King Ver e Sicumil of tho. privitene te. play [DA te wee 8 pert t re vie v4 you will give me food I will work | (To Be Coutinued a saa * ound his pocket. “Now what ¢o yon |iae the b e “ a4{|$1.4% for it. We couldn't afford that — _ Me a <n. aren _ any dinner. Too rushed to stop for! you've fed me on demand! Cookies, piledathe recne4t" | mud was running off |Piansed ne | very often, Pe it t me see that steak!’ Without | sandwiches, soup! Why not te r rings ought to preserve. Yo an to tel t c | ” 4'is| 1 decided that tf was best for me | i a Hoagie rtextell me that. aacio 5 Jo, Bart invaded my kitchen. | night?" carcely had I adjusted {tt when 1| Madison passed up this —is gest ee,” Nick told him p muat be Twelve Toes, the Sor an hour /to change my dress befory I cléared | “And ye ven't had “Why, g Due we ba sinae, denies tae ek one : ens wr ov fore I cléared |) ina Bart's familiar short ring. |included the dinner table, the lamp, |p, And ¥ou haven ‘ haa Your dinner, Why, Bart! I’m -narrled!™ i ye rd mp ~ et btataaul up my kitche | i = Ure books and me— ‘all this or eeKins, © to your mished At which Bart Eli dow to put on th ‘ t you or King to marry! mneorie ered, | Hastily 1 waved my bob, For the| A little flushed with my hurry, I) 27) ick aie is—for 8) condition, Suppose you eook that my Bhs mabacaene ty Bess = “Where's the needle?” asked King con erma, He wants her him: | i ? hundredth time I decided to keep my | threw the door wide open ° : saga ath |steak—for ust" reply had robbed him PP ae Verdo. He's tried to stop us every way |'t was mis POP | hair bobbed fore So very con-| Bob bowed dramatically from the| | nodded with assumed galety Bart threw off his overcoat as {f| strength. seinpheapengpenpeaios on cotld. ny thru », hand upon heart, Then fro “Your Jack | ge piece ol y a ie : : | venient d hip, hard upon heart. ‘Then trom | in a om k gets a » of my he had settled the matter | “you mean to ny thet just ‘bes Stops Itching Instantly! ae. slien alr ‘s yuted K ing Vera 1. a Then f pulled off my white cotton | the threshold be mere the room. be iets xt Lime we moe A chunk But I shook my head emphatically. | cause you're Jack Madison's wife you ECZEMINE Br net jag rp " °. nd , nis tae abe 1 as |houne dress ie pulled Leal soy var} ge bi — ee al ae : “Some er steak! Some other | and I never can sit down opposite , | e go to the Land|it w r " Altho e crepe * a mout adorable | terior, Peggins!” So he ha¢ art advanced toward my dinner] day!" 1 ned my refusal in | each other at a table The wondertui Aiscovery for Eczema] ot the Diddyevvers at once and fi 1} formal, It would do rene, one-plead; toon 1 stratght, [enited me at the age of 8, 20°he had | tabi |iittte 40 r Pecan Bustos again? Jt isn’t and skin diseases. At all druggists, | out all about everything | ‘Titere w a great deal of disorder it over my head, it fell into | always called me. ‘overs for two!’ he commented. “Pegein The first time you al 1 giggled hysterically, ntinued) in my kitchen, a vegetabic upon the artistically 1 had but one| His gaze swept around the entife}| > “And a real steak! said 1 refuged t ok for me! Why, Pe; “No!” y . | refused to cook for me y, Peg-| “Nol’ I agreed. “It by Seattle Star) \atove, a salad in the muking, and 4 . oo Bl a. to fasten, @ style women! room, rested upon me, t “See here, Pegging! 1 haven't had| gins! Byer since 1 can remember, (To Be Continued $1.00, or sent, p. p., by Joyner Drug (To Be ¢ Co, spokane.—Advertisement. (Copyright, 1