The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 8, 1922, Page 2

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Seattle, Wash May ‘ ioe Name Address | ELECTRIC WASHING MACHINE YOU HAVE A YEAR TO PAY SUNTVVANAAATATOOAAEGAAA AAA Itz THE SEATTLE STAR Letlers from To Bridge Advocates Dear Enthusiaste—Thie is not to console with you, but merely to polnt out that the sentiment in Beattie la #trongly in favor of the proposed Montinke-Stadium bridge, and (hat the bonds for the project be passed at the next election, Until then. CHIBY BKATTLE | | geod heart, will undoubtedly To Southern Lynchers Path foul Breake—Hardly a week passes that there doesn't como from the “ignorance belt” of the South the story of a mob-lynehing Sometimes it te white man, generally a aro, who la ed, bung or otherwise tortured. No doubt you think You are protecting soctety In reality you are moral perverts who gain « pleasurable sensation from torturing other Helence would call you “Sadiate” tf welence ever took the time to investigate your “poor white” goings-on. Binoerely, CHIEY BHATTLE. people To the Tacoma Port Commission Dear Sire © where you aw # big bullding tract to the Tacoma Dredging Co, on their bid of $444,870, altho the bid of A. W Quist & Co, Seattle was only $443,907. Of course you have the right fer your own loce! business noerns and reject the lower bid of ttle firm, but doen't you think It would have been more courteous when you Invited outside fi CHIP? SEATTLE To Dr. C. W. Sharples Dear Doctor am glad to eee the physicians of this «ty again taking an active part fn city politics, and I am more than giad that they picked you as their representative in the last election. Congratulations! CHIEF SBATTLE. To Walter Hampden Dear Walter—1 am addremsing this letter to you, but I really want the public to read it. For I knew you are one of the greatest Shakespearean soctors on the stage today, and I hope the people of Seattle will avail themselves of the opportunity to hear again the matchless lines of the great bard. May you heve good Metropolitan this week. CHIEF SEATTLE | To Bill McCurdy, Manager Metropolitan Theater Dear BU)—I know I'm getting old, but I'm «till young enough to get a kick out of @ little foolery, So I thought It was mighty unkind the other night when the young lady who was paswing out tambourines at the “Greenwich Village Follies” over your place forgot to give one tome, Yours in surrow, but not in anger CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Kappa Psi Fraternity Dear Boye—It seems to me that, as embryo doctors, you are slightly lacking in medical knowled, when you paint one of your comrade’ face with nitrate silver, However, 1 suppose that boys will be boys—even In a premedic frat CHIEF SEATTLE. To a Baby on the Street Car Dear Little Tot—I would like the recipe for the magic of your smile, Baby. On @ car crowded with worried, jostling, tllnatured people, you suddenly cooed and reached out both hands. Your smile inetantly wae reflected in every face that saw you A woman who Was trying to “kill with a glance,” a man who had brushed against her new hat, gave him a smile instead; @ fic pouting because she had to leave, “before it was all over,” ch her frown to a smile; and the “1922 Gentleman” forgot the principles for which he sits and rose and gave his seat te And ail because you sniled! n | | To Everyone | Dear Onee—Lat's not forget, next Sunday is Mother's Day | CHLEF BEATTLE |To Jack Dempsey, Heavyweight Champion | ¥ picked « poor time to visit Europe for a fight. Why dido’t you walt unti) the conference at Genos was over? } CHIEF SEATTLE. |To A. Conan Doyle ; Dear Art-—You my dogs, cows and horses £0 to heaven. Some of ‘om may go, but I know two cate in my neighborhood that never will. ‘The greatest mystery to me about your talke t# that people pay to leten to them. EY SEATTLE Dear Jack—You certa | To Gas Station Attendants Friends—I have often watched you at suneet. How carefully you lower the flaga that fly above your little stations! Would that there sid show as much respect, taking care that Old t left flapping from the pole at night, and that the flag en the und when it is lowered were more who w To My Fellow Redmen Fraternal Brothere—Laat fall you removed the mat of verdigrie and ‘atue on Denny way. Have you noticed it lately? 1 would improve it considerably CHIEF 8SRATTLE CHIEF SEATTL slime from my think another scrubbing To George Reynolds, Motorcop Dear stead of shooting 28 times at « dog, as you did Fri } day, why don't try drowning them? Its cheaper for the taxpayers | Yours for speed, CHIEF SEATTLE | To Chief of Police W. H. Sea: ng Dear Bill—Cheer up! The worst is yet to come Forever CHIEF SEATTLE \VETS SEEKING ET AGAIN? HE CHIEF SEATTLE be of | | } “SMILIN’ THRU” | AT THE WILKES Players Do Their Best In | Banal Offering BY GLENN HUGHES ‘This is “Srollin’ Thru” week at the Wilkes theater © popular, sen- timental, — spirituatintic romantio |comedy made famous hy Jane Cowl, opened Sunday with Katherine Van Buren in the role of the lovely Kath- jeen Dungannen, and James Haine jin the part of John Carteret. The audience at the opening performance ved by the pathos tears came thick was intensely of the play ana oo theatergoers are probably by now with the theme of Amilin’ Thru,” #0 1 shall take up |no space by reiterating plot and motive Altho plays of this type, and this Jone tn particular, are anathema to jim, I realize that many persons de rive extraordinary pleasure from them, and far be it from me to throw old water on the pleasure of anyone. ¥rom the prolog, with ‘ts female angels in their nighties, to the last tableau, with its ghost of John hold. ing hands with the ghost of Moon yeen Clare, the action and dialog are which two old men quarrai and make up again. It atrikes me that the local players handle thelr parts very wall. Mins Van Buren does nicely with the modern, vivacious portion of ber character; she in not quite up to the wistful and unnatural requirements of the ghostepinodes, She at times recites almost too school-giriishly, Mr. Blaine, tho meemingly miscast, Proves one of the most winvincing characters on the stage. He tan’t old enough in the last act, but tech nical reasons explain thin defect, Howard Rusnell finds himeelf tn the mame predicament. His quick changes interfere with bis usual con- sistency, and some youthful manner fama creep into his older character ization, Kimmett Voean is quite suc cennful in his double portrayal, tho he has an easier Job than the other two. Valentine Sidney and Vaughn | Morgan are up to the mark in sup. porting roles, while Mary Thorne and Harriet Hellen demonstrate con ventional methods of angelic tmper. sonations, Miss Hellen contributes a number of effective tucidental songs to the production Realtors to Meet in North in July Pians for the annus! convention of the orthwest Keal Estate assocta tien, to be held In Vancouver, B. C. July 19 to 21, are being formulated by the executive committee of the association HEAVY NECKER—A Biscuit, or Flapper, very fond of petting HOLAHOLY—-A girl or boy who objects to necking HOLY SMOKES cers who visit dan Probation offi © halls to make sure there is no improper dancing HOOF—To go out for an Ankle Excursion. HOT DOG—A joyous expreasion of approval HOUDINI—To be on time for a date IRONSIDES—Now obsolete — for merly une ¢ girls who wore corsets while dancing JAMMED — Intoxicated, pickled, shellacked, canned, out Ike a light, potted, shined, drunk JANE--A girl who meets a fellow on th p JOLAPPY—Synonym for Flapper Athletics Cause to denc equally and consistently artificial | and banal, The beat aconus are those which are imitations of Barrie, in | | WARNING! not getting genuine Aspiri Aspirin Say “Bayer” when you buy Aspirin, | Unless you see the name “Bayer” on tablets, you are n prescribed by physicians over 22 years and proved safe by millions for Headache Colds Rheumatism Toothache Neuralgia Neuritis Earache Lumbago Pain, Pain Accept only “Bayer” package which contains proper directions, Handy “Bayer” boxes of 12 tablete—Also bottles of 24 and 100—Druggiste. Aspirin is the trade mark of Bayer Masefacture of Mancacaticaciéester of Galieyiiensié Employes of The Bon Marche are ting the $24 anniversary of ore in w little difterent way thin year The entire store, during the an hiversary sales season, is divided into baseball ‘Angela, so forth. Each player. departnent ie @ For instance, in the “Seal” team, the “petticoats’ are Ure piteh- ers, George C. Pratt, R. C. Bouth- worth and F. MeL. Radford, store managers, are the umpires. R. G. H. Nordhoff, vice president, te Judge Landes. Each day the score card ts brought up to date. By the end of May BOME team ts going to be the champion and will be awarded first prize. Three prizes totaling $500 will be awarded the first two teams and the one de. partment showing the best results. ~—just say Blue-ja to your druggist Stops Pain Instantly The simplest way to end a corn |s Blue-jay. A touch stops the pain in- stantly. Then the corn loosens and comes out. Made in two forms—a colorless, clear liquid (one drop does it!) and in extra thin plasters. Use) whichever form you prefer, plasters or the liquid —the action is the same.| Safe, gentle. Made ina world-famed laboratory. Sold by all druggists. \Maybe Petticoats Will Win; Maybe They Won't — Hlonmes in salen, Now the score card is kept by « system of gains and losses, just like any other score card. Gains and however, constitute the records. At the end of the month some two teams and some one de- partment are going to celebrate, Most all Seattle knows hy now that The Bon Marche is ut present Observing {te birthday month A Picture taken of “The Bon Marche” 80 years ago is on exhibit tn one of the Second ave, show wintows. In those days the store, one story high, was located at First and Cedar #t, and had tn its employ 14 clerks. To- day approximately 800 men and women are employed by the concern. 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