The Seattle Star Newspaper, December 26, 1921, Page 2

THE SEATTLE STAR MONDAY, DECEMBER 26, 1921, starts Tuesday morning —this JANUARY SALE is to be a sale of unusual mag- nitude. We started in January, a year ago, you know— . the Standard campaign for lower furniture prices. Hammering at it ever since. One telling blow after telling blow. And here’s the climax. The way for you to realize it is to see these JANUARY SALE values. —furniture, rugs, draperies, silverware, housefurnish- ings—every department in the store except certain restricted lines is to be represented in this JANUARY SALE. at reductions up to: " SEATTLE SECOND AVE. AT PINE ST. 1864 ‘Your Credit Is Good!” —there’s a world of satisfaction in buying from this store—the store where your personal needs are given special consideration—where your buying becomes a ‘real pleasure. —the store where credit is given freely, gladly, and always in a pleasant, helpful, dignified, simple way. So we say to you, buy all you need during this JANUARY SALE—“Your Credit Is Good!’ Use itl Your Credit Is Good TRADE MARI _| STANDARD FURNITURE C L. SCHOENFELD & SONS FOUNDED TACOMA L. SCHOENFELD & SONS WORLD’S HANDSOMEST HORSE | [ ACE HIGH! That’s the class of Christmas Week entertainment at the Jensen & Von Herberg Theatres RICHARD | Athenian, a race horse from Ireland, is considered to have | the handsomest head of any horse in the world. Miss Stella Mynors, well-known sporting artist in Europe, is painting his, BARTHELMESS from Chief Seattle (A weerty BUDGET oF MISSIVES FROM A FRIENDLY OLD SPIRIT) |To the Man Who Predicted a Severe Winter | Dear Sir: Shux! CHIEF SEATTLE. "To the Society for the Prevention of Useless Giving Dear_Spuge: Congratuletions on the good work you're doing. My Chrisvfas presents included only nine sllverbacked hairbrushes With which to massage my bald dome, CHIEF SEATTLE. \ToW.H.Searing = | Dear Chief: The time te fast approaching for yop to iaeve your traditional measage—"This is to be an absolutely dry New Year'a I have no objection to innocent merry making—but no rough stuff, and no hard stuff” Well, tt never did any hafim—end it gives the bectieggers an excuse for charging extortionate prices. CHIEF SEATTLE | To Bobby Rowe, Hockey Player Dear Nowa: I hope you realise by the etorm of censure you aroused that etriking an opposing player over the pead with a hockey stick i not considered good sportsmanship in Seattle. Let's try to keep the ice game free from such vicious and unwarranted exhibi- tions Yours for Clean Sport, CHIEF SEATTLE. ——« |To the Gurrrrls Dear Sisters: So far as T can eee, you are sti! rolling your eox and I am observant, CHIEF SEATTLE | ——— |To Don D. Stewart Dear Don: They tell me that you're the author of the “scenario” which my namemke and Santa Claus produced at last members’ council meeting of the Chamber of Commerce. It traced the history of Seattle thru blue days and rosy, and made clear the many blessings this community has to be thankful for a 1992 is shout to open. It was a good piece of work, Don. Many thanks. CHIEF SEATTLE. |To an IIl-Tempered Man ‘Ugh, Chief see you in revolving door, give door extra push ‘cayee man with little girl nearly get enught, bump you in door. You one | them fellows push ‘em all time hard. Buch you cause of unnecessary | accidents. Chief like take you out#ide rub face in snow. ‘Cause you | angry man bumping you, risk hurting pappoose, You do little thing, ‘Think it over CHIEF SEATTLE |To North End Golf Members | Dear Fans: Did you get a chance to skate on the pond at the Seattic Country Club last week? You lucky dogs! Doggom us can boast of amy outdoor rkating yet. cHisr To Street Car Riders 2a | Folks: Did you notice that the municipal railway actualy made money during N i ? Doesn't that help settle the “problem” for we? Of course, we #till have the high fare question, but aa Pete Witt pointed out, so ha» almost every other city in the U. & CHIEF SEATTLE, |To Hillside Dwellers Dear Folke: Not that I want to sears you, but you realy onght to be careful these days, expecially when it commences to thaw. The floods of three weeks ago loosened up a lot of land, and the cold weather which followed fastened the surface soll. This top dirt may nlip when the thermometer goes up. The first indication of danger is a finwure or crack near your how the second is—there isn't | second, Yours for Safety CHIBY SEATTLE. | oO To the Parents of Small Boys and Girls Dear Folks: You've probably been saying “Thank goodness, Christ- mas is over.” But are you? What're you going to do now to keep the youngsters in order? You can't say “Jimmy, be «till or I'll toil Santa Claus.” Think it over. CHIBF SBATTLE. —————EE To Seattle Residents Big Chief wake up morning find bare cornere all over downtown Aintrict wet many fir trees—Christmas trees, Ugly, dingy, vacant cor ner no look eame, Chief like it. Why not set all corners in shrubbery thru next year? Chief love bis city. Like see it beautiful CHIEF SEATTLE. To My Little Boys and Girls | Dear Children: You may be told there fs no Santa Claus. But don? | believe the person who tells you that. There is! It just happens that there ien't any Banta for whoever tells you there isn’t. ‘That's 80 | the heart of that one ig made out of rock and the memory petrified. | ‘That person can't remember when he was young and Santa brought | Joy along with toys every Christmas. CHIEF SEATTLE, To Resolution Makers Dear ‘Friends: New Year ts but a few days away, Are you con templating those many ambitious things that you have resolved to un- dertake for the year 1922? Nothing like a little time and study to them. Then you'll be able to disggrd those you know are foolish and those you know you can't make good with, Here's hoping those you make are good ones. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Seattle Fuel Dealers Gleeful Ones: You and your friends, the plumbers, are «mflingty happy these chilly days, And our coal bin is nearing the empty stage! Well, you must have your fling, we suppose, as it's an i! wind that doesn't improve somebody's business when freezing temperatures an rive. CHIEP SEATTLE, To Ralph Latham and J. E. Brows Dear Officers: Your recent big haul of dope in that Hoquiam raid, which was climaxed by the shooting of one of the accused Japa, calls to mind the good work you Inspectors have been doing for Uncle Sam year in and year out, Our thanks to you. Keep up the good work. CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Street Car‘Men Ugh, Big Chief hear people complaining ‘bout street car men. Rig Chief been many cities, Never see street car men as courteous and glad help public as on Seattle street cars, Some knockers make Chief | heap tired, Ugh, some folks get te AtAven—kick ‘cause St, Peter no shine shpes during night, CHIEY SEATTLE, 4 Star of “Way Down East” |] At The Coliseum in “Tol'able David” SATURDAY EVEN POST Story MARY HAROLD ee: LLOYD FORD At The Bex in At The Liberty in “Little Lord “A Sailor-Made Fauntleroy” oe Man” A Star and » Story Beloved by Millions! 4Act Feature! "BARRYMORE At The Strand in “The Lotus Eater” The Actos and the Play that are the Sensation of New York! THEATRE COUPON KS—FT) FoR $5.35 for S5.00—Ask the Cashier at Any J. & BRIDE'S DRESS % “4. A real covering of hat or veil # must be left for the head. “5. If transparent or semi-trans y Parent material ts used, sufficient IS REGULATED lining must be used. CHAS. SCHWARTZ » Optician Fittee Rector Puts Ban on Short Skirts in Church CHATTANOOGA, Tenn, Deo. 26 ~The Rev. W. C, Robertson of Christ Episcopal church has issued rules governing the attire of brides and wedding attendants The pastor intumated that any one violating the| rules would not be allowed to take Beet and M Eyes Examined and Prices Reasonable, 237 Epler Bik. $13 Second Av. part in a wedding @eremony in the church. Following are the five regu lations promulgated and which will be sent to prospective brides and, their maids: } “1. No dress called technically an ‘evening dress’ will be allowed—that is, no extra lowness in the neck, but generally what women now wear upon the street—a modern 'V,) round o> square neck with a complete back and front, | “2. Skirts must not be higher than! - where the spring of the calf of the| leg begins and be wide enough to) allow of genufiecting before the blessed sacrament, which is the eus| tom of this church, without expos-| ing the calf. “3. 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