The Seattle Star Newspaper, December 26, 1921, Page 13

———__ ONDAY, DECEMBER 26, 1921, THE SEATTLE STAR PAGE 13 BY STANIRY OUR BOARDING HOUSE BY AHERN THE OLD HOME TOWN syatinia Grey : (oxime. Saat HY DON'T You FROLICKING oi Tae / NOUR NECKS = HERE euer's wy HEAD® INFANTS LET TH’ KID HAVE | | vs ste Wouth Eludes Woman After She Reaches $0, Says COMES “TH MAIL PLANE < { RY THUMPING Your Ji bala WY AD Pu TELLYOUt | line T Modern Sage, but Boyhood Is Perennial in the| WHOAP lam HA: HA- TW YARN 'BOUT LiL RED RIDING HOOD AND “TH’ BAD WOLF = YOUGHTA HAVE A PACIFIER IN YOUR MOUTH \ HEAD-ON Hearts of Men—Nothing Like Sounding One's COLLISION ! Own Trumpet. | BY VIOLA BOZARTH HOGLE ives —— Last evening I chanced to glance over an article which Lali” a Pon tet oe a tained the following startling assertion, “Girls die} ger than boys. We see many boys of 65, but no girls | 7 30.” These “ponderous” statements were handed down | us by a modern sage, too, | The article rambles on still further in this fashion: “That is is true, it takes only a rapid survey among our | intances to prove. We all know men of 65 who are| real boys at heart. They love to fish and hunt and play |, if it may be, while they joke and play pranks with |” eat as much cost as they did at 16, | | gray in their hair and the shine on their heads hint | of the years left behind, but the springtime of youth Cami in their hearts.” e tty, isn't it, girls? Don’t you just love it? | wait, that’s not all—you girls of 30, please wipe your | , carefully, and haul out your ear trumpets in order | this: } the time a tcoman is 20 she is one of three things—she | ing the responsibilities of a home, or she has begun | hope of attaining that goal, or she has dismissed the | together and turned to business of some sort as a vo- pti Any of which rob a girl of her girlishness, her play- | ye sfadies of 30, I ask you, doesn’t the above paragraph | for all the world like an extract from the “Valley of | 48 Hope”? But even that is not all—listen to the funeral | we Com, HE STAMPEDE AROUND ITS BASE v, YESTERDAY, SO WEAKENED THE BK CHRISTMAS TREE “THAT IT FELL OVER “TODAY, | . en take life more seriously than men. Its burdens) ah heavier; its sorrows sink deeper and girlhood dies. | * od belongs to youth; boyhood is perennial in the hearts | ” 't those beautiful words? Sublime, I call them. Gray| (== “Elegy in a Country Churchyard” hasn't surpassed Christmas’ — DOINGS OF THE DUFFS See What Santa Did! | write of my own experience as mal Brito tn the casket—tead the funeral procession, boys of |Wwe'scm story tat cents ene | [| THERE'S THE IT" ‘SAYS SHOULD hy “SAeePNee - cicaeceeieag | STILL MAINTAIN THAT) | GUESS SANTA ethat is the final blow. s |@ fow yoars ago, when I was told my WEATHER REPORT! {COLDER AND ! 1 Oe “iby } CHRISTMAS PRESENTS? CLAUS BROKE Ee: * 28 e@ |Musband was picking girls from the WHAT DOES PROBABLY SNOW! WORRY ! ; mh JN SOME CIGAR the, T can’t help won- yet this ts a very easy way to ret ft, Streets and entertaining therm, and I the modern sage locked |as they have no sponge there for you |"#'4 Potbing until T asked him. At! IT SAY P OH HOW GRAND first he denied everything, then he ! Re made his “rapid survey”—|to us, and if you are registering the said every girl he had taken out had FOR OUR FURS: gt have deen “ropid™ and thru |packace as moat do, we are mot per- asked him to go, and the only excuse Resry smoked glasses. His| mitted to take tt home with us to do to offer wan he wanted to me ef the youthful, or rather|the “licking” In @ sanitary way what he could do. I findily talked }Could this be arranged, 1 mean hay-| With one girl that he had called on state of woman might Reve |e. ponge there, and if so Who|!m her home and met her folks as an father well in print in an I8f% | snould be consulted? junmarried man, of course, and she magarine, and to some ex- YOURS FOR HEALTH, [said she didn’t care anything about might have been true, be-} eee on « — food times he had to Dear Mie Grey: of and in payment he received a ee ores eur column peste Boe pth bugs and kiswa, but she said all men ae any individuality—she | srried men and I am tempted to |°xPected that ely a stereotyped creature,| alta 1 am not taking efther side, but 1 inferior and ineapadle of | [will say thin, that altho we are still by man's tide. She was not jones and no matter how straight to develop her intellect to my husband may or may not be at in fact, she was not sup- the present ne, be can never cain fe have very much. Her sole |what he has lost, and he has gained in life was to bring into the nothing, and the girl only felt the future generations, and ashamed of herself and of course lost of them showed signs of her reputation with people that mw str cleverness, @ wes them together and knew wos 8 OE cocncutiae 6 = 7 amg married man t f ts today, not yesterday; | : ig the 20th century, not the 18th. Requirements For Teaching ere walking by the side of Dear Mist Grey: WIN you please tell me ff there is any way that a = | Of your woman acquaintances Provided you can find out who, ere. and compere your observa- ‘with those of the modern sage. ' Miss Grey: I am wondering One mast have @ high school edu cation, because in Reattle a teacher must be a normal school graduate or ite equivalent, which is two years in the eniver al are feeling peevish toward ere cope a ge office as Tam, When mail- ime agin tenth end tem Should She at the postoffice you tera, Bas be 0 deve to wae commpbent “ . ; hb postage it will Den) conte yoareaii cosas and codenger Ask Him to Call? ded the stamps and ctears vy chherwuny kde te thew cores, Dear Mies Grey: Is it rig " hem.” The govern- ask m young man to call after meet- Bou beve FEM Conrere Browsde Qummame Tobivts bawdy Por Calida, Head ecthes end La Greppe thoy wre bast by tout —eathest to ort and and Colds om 24 bow, Le Cappe 2} dey Saba. depend thle, Me bed after chim Me “bed emus” Cancamant wed ploosnat te tebe (43 AB Dregeters—30 Conte ing him on several occasions, or would tt be better to wait until te asks permiason? c. It would be best to walt until he aska if he may call. ADVENTURES OF THE TWINS Clive Roberts Barton €ries ont about the TB and out big notices to be careful. course dinner, 75c, at Holdt's. | MS to § p. m.—Advertisement. nm | is wortm | enclone with Sc! . 2835 Sheffield . writing your nam: learly. You will rece trial’ package containin ‘a Honey and Tar Compound, colds and croup, Foley iis and Fole partic | 4 Solid everywhe cao | ov NCVER CiVS MUCH MOIRG THAN “THAT MUCH OF THE ROAD WHE BME PASSING OTHER CARS. Deo You CONSICER THAT A SAre LEARANCE ar rattle _ + + w * 2 ay WY, i * By Mabel Cleland Page 556 INDIAN GRATITUDE Mother-dear looked hard at) so much of Lilly’s Christmas David, when she got to that candy | candy. Part of the story, and she said, “Rut being a wise mother, Mra. “You know there wasn't so much| Suttle looked at the child's happy candy to have in the early days;| face and was glad, and she didn’t not boxes from everybody you| say aloud the thought which came know. ‘There were in Lilly’s| nto her mind, ‘It would be so much easier to do things for them stocking only some striped sticks) i¢ they would appreciate it.’ ot peppormint and lemon, some) sarour yeara passed by. Dr. gumdrops, @ little rock candy! Suttle had moved from the house which looked Mke glase—red and| on Commerce to one on Third white—and a few pink and white| and University, that was pretty ur up in the woods, but not too hearts with printed words on) far wp for anyone to find, if that them, perhaps, one should be very much inter- “But Lilly hesftated onty a| ested. minute, then she mat down and ‘And ene Gay there came Retive 7 knock at the door, just as on the vided her precious candy into! coig Christmas day four years be- five little piles, and sent one pile) fore, and, as on that day, Lilly to each ‘tenas’ in the hut of the! opened the door, and there—who ‘klootchman’ she had fed and| Should be standing on the porch s but the poor klootchman, carry: warmed on Christmas day. ing something ever so carefully in “The shoes and stockings the | the corner of her shawl. Indian put under her shawl, and,| _ “‘T have waited long," she said, “till I should have a gift to brin; carrying the basket, she finally| ("the “tanna Boston’” (bite tS: SAPS, EVERETT IF You Don't Ger HIT This card, wherever it is displayed, represents good Americanism, collective bargaining, the 50-50 plan of industry. It is the emblem of cleanliness, of peace and of self-respect. “Nancy and Nick, come here: cated the jolly old fellow Everything was ready for Christ | ing.” mas at last. “Thank you, my dear,” said Santa ‘The toymaker had carefully put|Claus “Now, Nickie, did you find the last crystal ball into Santa’s|apy more notes in the chimneys?” | magic sack which held the tree toys,| Nick had, as we know, and handed} and crowded the last jumping jack them over to Santa Claus who stuff. | into the other sack which held the |ed them into his pocket, i “And now, kiddies,” nodded the | 4 brought thé reindeer |kindly old saint, “I want to thank nta’s front door and| you and to tell you what a help helped to hitch them to you have been. Christmas is, of | mderful sleigh. jcourse, more or less magic, but | mney sweep had comewith |creater than all fts mystery tx its | out broom, bringing the/wonderful spirit of unselfishness chimney was ready. |and that Is what you Twins have k . the fairy weather-|been, the real a«pirit of Christmas, NEW PHONOGRAPH OWNERS! No matter where your instrurnment was purchased, you are Cordially invited to take advantage of our superior record man, had sent North Wind with the for you have never once thought of |[ went away again, out into the! ehiid), but now I bring. Tt is a @rvice. We have a large stock of all the leading makes of news that mow had already begun yourselves. | storm. gift; for my heart is warm for her toning up his ¢ » prep 5 may you have happy holi fas the door closed. It had taken| “She unfolded the shaw! and for his long, cold days. I won't see you again, for VICTROLA EDISON “Nancy and Nick, come here!| when I come down your chimney, 1 the jolly old fellow. “Ol, |you will be asleep. Fairy-time and| there you are! did you get|earth-time being in no way alike, no| COLUMBIA all_the holes doubt you have never been missed.” | “Yes, answered the| With that he kissed them and| there, thelr binck eyes shining, and their lttle downy yellow woman had seemed greedy to keep | podies all in a huddle, were four on asking for things till she had | wee baby chickens.” aiaitaMediattel ee a good deal of time, and the 5 Nittle girl, * here is your magic | was gone. ning!” and telazation, 2 Our Private Record Rooms are suitably and conven needle. 1 found ever and ever so} (To Be Continued) Finally, she said with a|decided to spoil one man's affinity! “I did know, Motherdear. I guess| So our serious conversation ended. i fently arranged so that you may hear any selec many stockings that needed darn- (Copyright, 1921, by Seattle Star) eam of fun in her eyes: hunting. We knew he'd start off on jan girls have the right instincts—to | And so, once more, I came to the sad Sas lon le oad peivec . iene — ~ vas what the boys eall ‘a| his sentimental orbit with any good- | trust—if they wanted to. That's why knowledge about certain phases of 3 . pe Se ar ee ee ip,’ Little daughtert* jlooking woman. The girls agreed to|T ran away from Coleridge, { sup |love, Once more I told myself that | . ° “ ? ridge™ —|cure him and send him back to his | pose," + |¥ didn't care to experiment with 1t. A Confessions of a Movie Stalr || ici eon un Mie aa ite, nd hey di. Tacos wt | "Ang ein a, to. this traome | tve moma i mB +4 * |say to me pretty much what he said | son takes.’ up wasn’t for you, dear, except by | I'd keep them out of my life " (Copyright, 1921, Beatle Star) to you up in the woods, He confided | | “Motherdear, was that all you |way of tilustration. Rose suggested (To Be Continued) Pin . jin mo all that anctent nonsense about |hoped from the frame-up?" that she and Ginette tell their chap-| (Copyright, 1921, by Seattle Star} / | CHAPTER XLVI—I FIND THAT COLERIDGE WAS | lack of harmony between him and She merely raised her eyebrows to-| ters of the story to you.” greene “FRAMED” |his wife, And he informed me—even | quirl i “Rose and Ginette have been % FRAME |me—that I am ‘so different” T gave| “Was there, also, a lesson for me? |awfully decent to me lately, Mother Ginette wasn't ax bad as her repu-} Motherdear ts a genuine grande|him a piece of my mind, His little | You wanted to show me the kind of |dear, but there was a time when Lie? 112 14.21 Third Ave. tation, I decided. Neither was Rose. | dame, a patrician in looks as well as|wife nearly died when the last baby |whining a oortsin type of married] Rose talked to me too much—about | For Infants and Children I took thelr gossip straight to|in mind, She knows bow to wear | arrived. man indulges in? ll never listen |—MoMasters.” “Beattiv’s. Musto’ Mentquarters” Motherdear and ended my recital|clothes and all that. And man with| ‘When yon cama home and told|again if a married man begins to| “Doesn't she any more? fn Use For Over 30 Years aL : . with sense ought to admire har. me Coleridge had been erying to you | scold about his wife.” “Never! Always bears ; | “Now, honest! Did Coleridge ever| She threw herself back in her chair|for sympathy, I was indignant. [| “Dear child, you didn't need the] Motherdear took a deep breath. T — * |talk to you like that?’ and laughed too much for the warm talked to the girls at the studio, We! lesson, Xou knew from (he begin-'should say sho was registering relict @iguasmse cl Sf