The Seattle Star Newspaper, December 12, 1921, Page 2

select holiday gifts NOW— pay next year! —the extraordinary credit ad- vantages of this store are ready for you. Make your selection NOW and start pay- ing with a small payment and you can comfortably pay the balance next year. gift certificates— —heve a gift certificate added te your eccount dseved in any amount to be applied by the recipient on purchase ef any article in Us store SALE! LAMPS: SHADES —lamps that reflect charm as well as light—little lamps for the boudoir, tall stately lamps for more open rooms —lamps of every size and many prices; selected with that regard for taste Which distinguishes every lamp in this store—this week YOU TAKE.......eee++e+e08 Nar to picture: Moed; an extensive variety of color THE SEATTLE STAR a treasure chest of toys in our: big Toytown— all the toy-making world has given its best to this great, impressive display of toys — thousands, and thousands — new, different, fairly irresistible—the wealth of happintss they represent—the golden play- time they will create. We invite you to bring your little folks in to see this happy-land-of-make-believe. ‘thousands of dolls here for you to select from— “Mary Jane” $9229 = several different atyles exactly tke or similar to ple 3 ture; 12 inches high; « full jointed doll with beautiful curly hair; eyes that close; satin drews; shoes and jou, mi stockings; special for the week or while they last rey hand-painted china, glassware— ONE-THIRD OFF! —at exactly ONE-THIRD OFF or better. To even up our stock. That's the reason. There you have it. Odd pieces of hand-painted china, glassware, etc. All taken from our regular well-selected showing. —wupar and creamers —mustard jare MONDAY, DECEMBER 12. from Chief Seattle (A WEEKLY BUDGET OF MISSIVES FROM A FRIENDLY OLD srinit) To Our Street Car Nabobs ' Officials; ome of your conductors te people getting off the ear to “une both gates.” ; Othere—in certain cares on the same Iine—inaiet on outgoing passen- gers using only the left-hand gate. That lends to confusion. You ought to have a rule on the subject. My idea would by to use both gates when there were no passengers to get on at the same time, and only the lefthand gate when there were, That would give the utmort speed in handling pasrencers, Which ought to be what you are aiming at. CHIEF SEATTLE. To King Bros. Co. Fellows: Theat is a neat idea of yours, sending $10 checks to your patrons for Christmas—good, as credit, on the purchase of « enit or overcoat. " CHIEY SEATTLE. To the Seattle City Council Gentlemen: I ain surprised! Here an entire week hag cone by and you haven't given away a single million dollars to contractors or bond dealers! Tut-tut! To the City Lighting Department Gentlemen; Do you look after the street Iichts? And when a light | To the Public burns out, how long does it take you to fix it? A corner light in front of my Louse was dark for some two weeks, Lux sit! CHIEY SEATTLE. en) Old Dear; Are you doing your Christmas rhopptng earty? CHIEFY SEATTLE ——_——- To the Men fay! Do you remember when, !t war a fad with women to go out walking with Pekinese? The little pups are now passe, but the ladies still go out walking with peekin’ knees. CHIEV SEATTLE. To Frederick Christensen f Dear Dancing Master: I like you and I Uke your beantiful hall, BUT— Please, Mr. Christensen, why don't you do something to take the dazzle out of those lights? An hour or so in your hall, with that effulgence pouring down into my eyebalim, leaves me half blind. I'm not asking for twilight dancing conditions; I'm just supplicating for a bit of diffysion of all that radiance. It's no wonder nine out of ten people have to wear glasses these days when so many places like yours blaze thousands of kilowatts into their vision. CHIEY SEATTLE To the University, of Washington Pale At the Penn State game I overheard a former Weet Potnt football player who has visited many campuses remark that Washing- ton had the best rooting he ever heard. CHIEF SEATTLE To the Down-and-Outer Chief see you on streets, in outeof-way corners, in parks, with no place to sleep, nothing eat. Chief feel sorry for you. Chief divvy up quarter, half dollar to help you out. Many you foolish children, tho, ®pend money, throw it way, and that money do no one any good. You have ask help now, When you get job again stick to it, work, wave some your money. Big Chief help you, but think some you very toollah. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Otto H. Kahn, Big Banker Dear Otto: Business needs a spokesman, you may, fn cussing the Agricultural bloc at Washington. Well, Otto, go ahead and say some CHIEF SEATTLE. PATRICK J, HALEY, Syracuse, N. Y. “I'm feeling Uke a new man sineg Tanlae soothed and toned up n stomach and for the first time forty years can eat @ hearty and suffer no distress afterward was the remarkable statement Patrick J. Haley, 107 Prompect avi Syracuse, N. Y, a well-known and steel worker. “Only those who have had stom ach trouble in a bad form ean know what 1 suffered during all those years. I was almost @ nervous wreck, too, and for years I didn't know what it was to get a good sound sleep at night, “I got new life and energy from each dose of Tanlac and now I'm a well and bappy man instead of a sick and miserable one as I was for “© many years, I'll vouch for the merit of Tanlnc at any time.” Taniac is sold in Seattle at Ban tell’s drug stores and by leading druggists everywhere. — Advertise ment. EVIDENCE LANDS SLEUTH IN JAIL PITTSBURG, Dec. 12.—W. C. Hall, prohibition agent, found a large quantity of “evidence” in a local cafe Two hours later cops had to drag him by the heels into a cell. He got ten days. thing. olive dishes | —plate warmers gold incrusted glasmoare —cheese plates cake plates —compotes 'To Dr. Adolf Lo ac Decal regi tnfants call yoou—please comet Give Your Hair A | 7 Treat! To Senator Wadsworth, New York Remember, your hair is ir Republican: You're quoted thanty in a recent outpouring anent *. . the dry lawe: “There ts really De way in which a prohibition afore. human. And like all things ment agent can be Kientified at night. The peaceful citizen is helpless. human it will respond to Ho te either held up by highwaymen and filched of his property, if the care. So, fuss with it, intruder is a highwayman, or if he attempts to escape in the darkness and it turns out to be a prohibition enforcement agent, he is shot” Like it culEy Give it a treat olish tea sete sandwich trays RACH $2150 20. or 2¢inch size, several stytes otmflar 06 pteture; silk covered and lined; a great variety of color combinations to select from. = 60 bridge lamps this week: | ana shades— —on all lamp stands and hundreds and hundreds to select from. —exactly as pictured; 58 Inches high; l2inch silk shade; mahog- any finished post, pull chain $1485 Can it really be as bed as all that? SEATTLE. a To Gov. Louis F. Hart Dear Chief Executive: You've called d statewide conference on unemployment for December 19 at Seattle to provide jobs for thou mands. Very good. Better late than never. This should have been done last fall Here's hoping you make progress equal to that of the arms meet CHIEF SEATTLE mahogany finished lamp standards— $990 RACH regular price $13.50 to $18— —tinch post; 4 styles similar to Picture; double sockets and chain polls; full length cord; 20 eoly in this lot. +. | To Cuban Sugar Growers Dear Producers: Newspapers in New York the other Gay carried a line about a sugar “operator” (probably meant speculator, gambler) who bougit 6,000 tons of sugar for February delivery at two cents a pound. That certainly is « far ery from the 25 cents we used to pay for sugar at retail not long since. Times do change, and rapidly at that CHIEF SEATTLE able— ED. PINAUD’S HAIR TONIC The original French Eau de Quinine, exquisite; to- day as trustworthy as it was a hundred years ago. American Import Offices ED. PINAUD Bldg. NEW YORK . these sample values: 39c 69c —etx patterns tn this lot; hand —atx patterns tn this lot; hand painted; Ginch size; one ex- painted; finch size; one ex- actly as pictured; special while actly as pictured; special while they last, 39e, they lant, 69, * To United States Marshal Ed Benn Ugh, Chief Benn, you ‘nother Chief SeatGe tke. You tn new Job, go about very quiet, not may mieh. Chief know you can be very firm in carrying out law. Ugh, Chiefiike quiet, forgetful men, they no say much, do iota Chief Seatule be your deputy. - CHIEF SEATTLE. Peer see ANE To Peter G. Smith, Barber Dear Pete: They make a lot of fun about barbers in the comic seo walily of Faducls tions. But most of us know it is bunk. Barbers have made greater } strides in their craft than many others. I was elad to hear that the®™ || men in your shop get together eceasionally to discuss the ethics and technique of barbering. Sincerely, CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Pacific Telephone and Telegraph Co. Gentlemen: I happened to look for the public library's phone num- ber in your best seller the other day. This is what I found: “PUBLIC LIBRARY—See Seattle Pub Library.” Then I turned to the S's and found the number—Main 2466. Which ts all very well, but—there are more than twice as many characters in “See Seattle Pub Litrary” than In “Main 2466." So why don't you lst the number under both names, thus saving yourselves useless composition and the public use leas bother? Co-operatively yours, c¥ SEATTLE iit: BGA | Let’s Learn “My Country” Ugh, Big Chief go meeting. Over 1,000 People thera Askem stand Up, sing “America.” All stand up Nobody sing. . Chief scratchem head, but don’t fing—can't, Paleface can sing, but don't know song. onc: knowem song, you bet cayuse on that Why don't paleface jearnem song? CHIEF SEATTLE. (Cieerpeneniinoninppihiset To the Traffic Cop at Pike and Fourth My Friend: You were mighty decent when I ran past your signal that misty evening. “It's fool stunts like that, that cause prod acei- dents,” you said. “Pull yourself together, old man, and help us out.” Now who wouldn't respond to a bawling out like that? You can bet I WILL help by being more careful Wish more of the boys were like you. Honk, honk! CHIEF SEATTLE. To Uncle Sam, Big Chief, U.S. A. Ugh, you awful poor, Uncle Sam? Big Chief » ? foes postoffi: marine guard. Postoffice all dark, no lights. Ugh, very dark. Fi Chief stumble going up steps, stumble coming down, say heap lot Indian words not printable Engleesh. Big Chiet prow! postoffice building. He like see it lighted up nights. CHIEF SEATTLE Ugh, Cynthia, Big Chief Powwow With You Ugh, Big C stuck, don't know what do, bonnet on. Some warriors take off hat when 1 Big Chief heap puzzled. Big war bonnet feat! pullem, cedar chests: that’s the gift question answered —chests made of Tennessee red cedar heart-wood that thoroughly protect clothes from the clothes-moth. Included are hope chests in period styles in mahogany or walnut ‘lined with Tennessee red pencil cedar; 35 styles in plain or copper-trimmed, priced from $17.85 Hy $85—. Children’s red cedar toy chests, $6.50 to 10—. Tennessee red cedar chest as pictured— —Colonial design; Tennessee red cedar chest; exactly as pictured; a charming gift for HER. Specially priced at $17.85. Same style, ex- actly as pictured, with cedar tray, $19.95. FRENCH IVORY TOILET ARTICLES at lowest prices in several years— —take your pick. Pay your dollar. Here’s your Christmas gift. One that’s been sold for at least twice the sale price —and MORE. Pick while the picking is good—and the $ savings. All items exactly as pictured. YOUR CHOICE OF: . —comb —brush —jewel box —buffer ~—hair receiver —perfume bottle or a four-piece manicure set—file, cuticle, shoe horn and button hook. —tray —hair brush —powder box values Get on elevator, war up to $4— ladies riding, some don't. hers lem, finally getem off. Then paletuce meteen cat ot keepem on, look fierce Chief, and rest. Nex’ time Chie# kee: Noe bonnet on. Paleface with squaw look fierce, Chief makem "feel bad all over, Off come war bonnet. What right, Cynthia? Big Chief redman—don't know, CHIEF SEATTLE electric . ———_—_____ | A LETTER TO THE CHIEF -— — — “tear off this coupon and mail te us) ~ ~ ~ out-of-town folks: ‘Your Credit Is Good!’ these specials are for ma! Standard Furniture Co. Dept. 23, Seattle, Wash. t —encloned find $.......« first payment. Please send me the following articles selected from this adverUsement: Lionel T= Hemphill School matn- tains an extensive bureaa to supply garage men every- where with efficient help, trained in our large schools in the U. 8 and Canada. —1f I keep the same I will pay you $...-.-.. monthly until 1 g00ds are paid for. —if you want our new FREE catalog of I homefurnishings place an X here. \ FURNITURE C0. L. Schoenfeld & Sons —our beautiful {ustrated 1921-22 mall order catalog shows splendid values in furniture, rugs, toys, silverware, Jewelry, | stoves and hundreds of useful articles for the home, Founded 1864 Seattle Second Ave. at Pine St. haw peomesateed bi STANDARD tris — Tacoma L. Schonfeld & Sons —actual rivals of the famous 20th Century Limited. Pullmans, mail cars, passenger coaches, electric engines and everything. Prices range from $8— to $30—. Then there are semaphore. signals, switches, safety stops, railroad’ stations, bridges, station are lights—everything needed to build a complete railroad, that can be secured for a slight additional amount. Shown in actual operation in our Toyland. The ideal gift for the boy. Chief Seattle, Care Seattle Star, Se- attle, Washington. Dear Chief; Permit me to thank you for your greeting as a brother warrior, and to express my gratitude that Big Chief likes me, and would pow wow with me awhile, I am sure that I do not have to say to you that I am equally fond of Big Chief. I further wish to say that 1 am gind to know that I have the support of the Big Chief in my efforts in catching those who give dope to boys and girls, You are ex- actly correct when you say that such “drag warriors and squaws of tomor- rows sun to much misery and shame,” and this office is determined to uproot the evil referred to by you in all possible manner, and to use every effort to send those engaged in such nefartous Wusiness to the Big House on McNeil island. Again thanking you, and, craving your pardon in delaying to express: my appreciations, 1 remain, very truly yours, THOS. P. REVELLE, United States Attorney. IN ONE DAY MO QU 1] nuine bears the sig- Grove, (Be sure you Oc, ag? + ‘The advantages we offer as- sure the most competent men trained by our expert instruct~ ors—up-to-date equipment and on real repair work. Gar mon everywhere express the highest testimonials to the work of Hemphill graduates, Call on us when in need. We are giving special Christ mas rates to a limited num- ber of men who want to get out of the rut and increase their ries. Come in any day ox Christmas and New Yeats, @ let us explain our liberal policies. HEMPHILL BROS, AUTO-TRACTOR SCHOOLS &