The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 22, 1921, Page 4

rit i How to Create Jobs and Profits of Washington, Outei or $9.00 per year, When you pay your monthly grocery bill of, say, $50, does the truth come home to you, Seattle householder, that— If the groceries you bought were all of Eastern manufacture, you are sending. the equivalent of one good job. for one Seattle workman for one week back to the Atlantic seaboard and the Middle Wes! t? Do you realize that if you used a bit of intelligence, if you applied just ordinary busi- ness sense to your household buying, you would be keeping a large share of this highly valuable business here For most of that grocery good or better quality and at equally as low a price. 2 And that YOU would benefit? : ; money could be spent for Northwest products of equally Investigate. You will be as- tonished at the variety of local-made articles now available. Mr. Business Man, are you wearing at this minute a Seattle-made tie? Why not@ Are you wearing Seattle-made shoes? You ought to be. When you go into a drugstore or stationery store and ask for ink or paste, do you in- sist on getting the Seattle product? And if the clerk offers you a Boston or Chicago substitute, do you politely walk out after first explaining to him why you are leaving without buying? That sort of an attitude on edy our jobs trouble. would start business booming the part of ALL Seattle consumers would rapidly rem- It would bring us back to busy days for all our factories. , It here. DEMAND NORTHWEST PRODUCTS. 2 i f : 7 i é z at ipl hi il Ht Ht ZSFFE i Hf u i ! TE. li Li li | | | | E | I i { i y i it Hi ! | | 1 ! F fT r 3 i BY DR. WILLIAM E. BARTON ¥ Barbers there are as many kinds as there are of men in other vocations. For even yet are there @ Very Few who can trim a Beard, and there’ be * More who only know how to use the jectrick Clippers, and to ask if jou hast with thee the price of @ Tonick, and to remind thee that thine hair groweth a Little Thin on fop,“and who expect « Tip in addi- tion to the price of the service they render. Now there was once a Barber Who was Very Economical in his penditure of Labor in the Strop is of his Razor. For he counted tt whatever energy he saved in t way he could devote to In forming and Entertaining Conver. Bation. . And his Customers suffered, but ey were heipiess. For be stood ly upon beth feet. Now there came unto him a man © had been Experimenting with Eighteenth Amendment, And had not shaven for Four Days. nad his Beard was Hard, but his in wag Tender. * And the Razor of the Barber up: that day would have borne more bor than usual, but he spent not at labor upon it. But he used his Razor as if it bad been a cross-cut saw. And by the time the Barber had finished his task, his customer was Thoroughly Sober. And the Customer looked at his face in the glass, and it resembled War Map. , And he spake unto the Rarber, @ayzng, Thou hast deprived me of considerable part of the legitimate Result of my Jag, and the method of thy sobering up process is all @ with that of the Painless Den- tl * Behold, it cost me Thirty Five |} Peles to acquire that Jag, and oni Tfety Five Cents to recover from it; and that is Cheap Enough fo far ag the Money goeth. But I Will advise thee for thine own good. Be not so economical of the labor which thou dost expend upon the [mes of thy Cheese knife, nor extravagant in that which thou THE ECONOMICAL BARB! No fast life for the Apache Indians. New chief is named “Whoa.” Another sure sign of winter is Emma Goldman wants to return from Russia. Leaves fall as fall leaves. are equally unrelated with the A 41-Inch department's bookkeeping. ie No, “Wee,” you'll have to try Wild Duck ! ! again. The people, groaning ander A moaster wild duck is breaght the burden of heavy taxes, will down by the shotgun of Capt. mever let you get away with such = 4). Martin, at exeuse for the way their money One movement en foot is that of @ man without @ car. Twenty years ago if some ep- chickens, ultimately crossing with thusiastic aute salesman had told the 300-pound African ostrich, and yeu that SOME DAY the people srogace chickens ef enermons of this state would spend three sire Wood gain would be as great miliion dollars = year for ante 4, presentcize cows compared mobiles alone, you'd probably bare its, catcize cows, winked your otter eye and wen Horse ence was as small as 5 dor d how he got that way, peedia Ni grew it large, t It he had predicted that scowling Smldngmee soae day the people of thie stale ing of tifa It has been dene would pay that much per year for with apples and many vegetables ato leense alone, well, you'd oi pitts have known him then ass pisin screstion of eressing chickens Lapa eG SIE with ostriches may seem bizarre, get but fatare generations will de it. An Olympia Gispatch tells us Civilization, as it advances, re that at the close of business Oct. quires larger unite end mass pre- 11, the {ees paid for ante licenses Quetons Bat some folks” insist a » day of marvels is past! ena abe Thankagteing ts Helles ween docen’t fall on a holiday. A word to the wise is welcomed. : Mistake We thoaght we had the explen- ation for let ef senatorial mys teries when we read this head- lige in a. Washington newspapé?: eas, for this exercise is LODGE CELEBRATES to prepare thee for the day that 110TH BIRTHDAY shall yet surely come to thee. For had 1 been as sober. when But we found it referred te 3 thou begannest as I am at the end-| local ledge of Masons, ing of thy performance, then had T taken from thee as much blood An alarm clock that went off like corks popping would get most men out of bed. as I have Jost through thy barbar- ism. And it would be pleasant to record that the Barber learned his Lesson. Bald men like hate raising stories. Poems! p) or your Book ag "SEA QUATRAINS BY GRANT H. CODE Too fast the silly whitecaps run Thelr helter-skelter races They stumble when the goal is won And fall upon thelr faces, Chic > A purple light ts shaken over The greener ocean shadows, Like clover on the cooler depths Of grass in upland meadows, The sea hangs kelp upon the sand Like garlands on a grave, Mourning the dead and silent land With every living wave The breakers thunder in the night ‘With which the sea is drenched, Only one plunging line 1s white; Even the stars are quenched, ‘The fatrest ship ever a wreck Had hot so white a sail 4 As this fair wave cast, up to break, Driven before the gale. ° ° ° Try This on Your Wise Friend Sixty-four can be divided into four parts in such a manner that if-you add 8 to the first, subtract 3 from the second, or ye 4 the third by 3 and divide the fourth by 8 the result will in each case be the same. What are the four parts? Answer to yesterday's; A mies 1s as good as a milo. dost expend in the Subsequent proc THE A Letter From Editor The #tar; Dear Pd. the news of Your Pursns.” Now, I'm a quite obliging muy. but like a soldier, brave and bo! 80 there was nothing elve to do t I found @ pattern for a still Niet of things they want at home, three, & sample piece ef Alice two. And #0, you see it tm't rash, steals trash,” for money comem is a) it ought to be. One Way to Péitor The Star: In regard to the letter of Oct, Headed “The Stee! Plant and Seat 19, te,” signed by Mra. P. B. M., I be Neve your worthy paper is in error in publishing such « misleading and false article, and which tends to do such injury to Seattle. Such expression used by the au | thor as “the buceancering tactics of the factory site owners keeping bread from the mouths of the job. loes"—ta pure “bunkum” and cheap melodrama “stuff.” Here ts the absolute truth tn re gard to factory sites In Seattle— nites of the FIRST CLASS are so numerous and are offered ices SEATTLE STAR I'm one of thone who choone to rend the headings for and so I saw the other day, a double-column he: say, In words commanding, stern and terse, * & shoe-repalrer’s check for shoes, and 20 recipes for booze. My wife, poesemed a purse, I kne too; I found a powder-puff, a ke theu which it flows, but still, I'm rich if folks can see my heart Avridge Mann oxamine Cor , and never ask the reason why, id, 1 go and do what I am told; ut What your heading told me to. two tokens and « dollar bill, # some tickets for the Hippodrome, , that ought to be examined, some nickels—tnaybe two or blue, @ mirror and a stamp or to say, “Who steals my purse, and money goes, and I'm a@ pipe AVIUDGE MANN. Start a Riot 1% ridiculously low, that if & “real, honest-to-goodness buyer were to ublicly announce that he is pre |pared to purchase a factory site |with real “Unole Sam cash,” | would probably need Chief. Sear |ing’s police squad to cheek the rict |caused by Owners trying to get at m to present thelr property and at prices that would be considered far | below thelr actual worth. | Bnough of this prattio—written by those ignorant of existing conditions and such ignorance given publicity to the detriment of Seattle B, J. PERKINSON, Manager, Real Dept., West & Wheeler What Ails Seattle Milk? Edithr The Star: What ails the mifk in this town and where are the dairy inspectors and graders of milk and prices? No wonder people are leaving here for Portland and otter cities. Can't the Chamber of Commerce do any: thing but drive people away? Hven ,Ole Hanson has gone South, but hin jand Hughie’ street cars are still with us—at 8 1-3 cents a ride! Why not run the taxpayers, with! thelr machines, off the streets and let the city buy buses for all of us| to ride in? in this city eity halb What rights bas any one anyhow, outside of the eh? D. JOHNSON. An Investigation and Its Result Editor The Star: Can you tell me how to reconcile the following facts? Over a two-thirds majority of our city councilmen, in seasion, adopted & resolution to get some street rail {way and traction expert to come and make a survey of our munict Palcontrolied street car lines, and diagnore the case, so that we might apply some wholesome remedies. fied to come, The mayor telegraphed him not to coma A two-thirds ma Hoquiam’s Tourist Accommodations Editor The Star: Just a word about tourists’ ac | that end. Peter Witt was elected and noti-| jority of councilmen ts “it,” accord. ing to custom and law. The present mayer, before his election, told all of us that we'd been badly “buncoed” over that deal, and led us to infer that in case h@ was clected, we'd get a “ce bate of about $6,000,000 trom Stone & Webster,” | Wild Creatures of the Woods Editor The #tar: When I read what Mra. Burgess lof Belfair hay to say about the birds | to the long and windy criticism of | from reading his article. and aH the poor wild creatures that roam the woods, I ean’t belp but write @ word or two in this same line. 1 have only lived at this address about @ year, and just to show you what It will do te be kind to wild| animals, I have two acres and I have always taught the children not | (0 #eare any. birds or even any’ chip. munks that they see, and now you can see birds of different kinds all! around our yard waiting for some. | thing to be thrown out into the yard for them te eat, Iven the chip Greased Pig Incident a Myth | Editor The Star: | Just a few words to take exception the “greased pig” incident at the University of Washington, which L. M. Clarke, in a letter ptinted in Wednesday's Star, claimed took place, Tt seems to me Ahat any falr-mind ed citizen of this state would not [criticise an institution such as the dent body of the University of Wash | university when he has nd right to | The couneil voted an appropria-| tion of $10,000 for his une toward vestigation, for most part, and ali am I correct? J, C BROWNE. they treat tourists in this place. First, the camp is within four! commodations. I have lived in 8*| picks of the main part of the city. | attle for the last 34 years and read quite @ number of complaints from the auto camp at Woodland park. Of course, as I Itve in Seattle, 1 have never had to camp at the park and cannot say anything about tt. But now I am @ tourist, leaving Seattle on the 13th of this month for s trip South, with Los Angeles| electric globes were all O. K. anal as my destination, Being in no} hurry I came to Hoquiam. The) weather being wet I decided to step! a tew days here. So I am now at) the campdn this nice flttle city, and) the reason I am writing this letter} ia to let Seattle people know how Applauds Handling of Strike Editor The Star: ‘As & member of a entinary craft | union I would like to expreas appre ciation of The Star's fairness, Your | articles on the lockout have been readable and informative. I think that the bebt article that bas been printed in any newspaper was the interview with William Short pointing out that the blame for Disagrees With Avridge Womann Editor The Star: You are enjoying a circulation far beyond that of any other Seattle per, and yet you allow your. self to be dictated to by one of the many thousands, If you are mar- ried, I will venture a guess as to who is boss around your house, Pos sibly you may have lived in a board- ing house, If the lady who calls herself Avridge Womann is an aver- age woman, she will pay no atten- tion to the words of Avridge Mann. There may be others who like to read his so-called nonsense, Since the war, with its aftermath of trou- ble, it seems to me that there ts SHE TOOK HER FRIENDS: ADIGE Wh Now isin the Best of Health Because she took Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable pound Detroit, Mich. —‘‘I not feeling well for several years and never was able to eat breakfast and al- lways complained lof a headache or tired feelingwhich ‘at times required neighbor whom I used to visit 38 sigh I took four bottles of on Cry ae Le in we pene and et my work e' moment of the 5 yhire. Le § ag Dott Me day. Banas 46 Howard Kt t is not alw: woman is forced toi work on account of ill . It is quite as often the woman who does her own Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com- | ‘They have warm, comfortable quar | ters, electric light, gas plates, stoves for cooking and heating, and| nice, toileta, Also shower. bath lenty of free wood and everything handy. The manager of the camp came in to ace us tonight and nee if our sald: “Stay as long as you wish, and tf you run out of wood, we will get more. We have enough on hand to last Us & month now, so you will | have to go fome to beat Hoquiam.” J. W. BAKER, 4411 30th ave. West, Seattle. the situation réaily lies at the’ doors of profiteering landiords who have shoved restaurant (and other down-! town) rents up out of sight As usual, The Star haw shown its | Sale of the new town of broad-mindedneas, its bigness and its independence in the way it has han-| died this subject. Inasmuch as I am an officer of one of the unions in-| volved, I will ask you to sign this) letter as APPRECIATIVE. need for a smile now and then, and what will make some smile will have no effect.on others. There are things in your paper that I do not give the second glance, but I know that there are others} who do, and 0, being an average} man, J am perfectly willing for those} articles to be there. Just why one person should be so selfish as to want to deprive others | of @ little so-called nonsense is not | ] clear to me, “Boy, page Vox Pop- ull.” Sincerely PAUL VAUGHN WOODHOUSE, Elks’ Club. Dance “Get Acquainted Night, Tues., at Bright's, 1604 4th.—(Adv. Mother, bring nome some of Boldt's Milk Bread!—Advertisement, “= Screen Snapshots Peeping into the private and Professional life of famous movie stars. In this issue NORMA @ CONSTANCh Talmadge David Warfield, Marion Davies, Monte Blue, Johnny Hines, Jas. 4. Corbett, Eugene O'Brien and work at home, When backaches and headaches drive out all ambition,’ when that bearing-down sensation’ attacks you, when you are nervous) | and blue? the one great help for suck/ ailments is Lydia EPinkham’s Vege. ' table Compound. e IRENE ' CASTLE That money went for in \Seagena Miah te knew, the. tebte! wot out of It ts a 10cent fare—| ~~ Palace Hip «=~ AN EXTRA BiG SHOW do so, In other words, the “greased incident did not take place, and Right Boss Editor The Star: A great many people have echoed the sentiment of Mayor Caldwell tn his opposition to Mr, Witt's visit to Seattic. T! fare too many echoes at all times in cases of this kind; there is nothing original about an echo. An old lady wns called to testify Said the attorney for the prosecu- tion, “Tell us what you know about this case,” “Well,” sald the old mighty little that I knows anyhow, but it’s my opinion—* “Stop right where you are—we do not want your opinion.” “Well, my good land, whe sid you 4K? I am right here to tell the facts, fur if there is any one thing I hate { ar, and it’s my opinion that “That wilt do,” sald the attorney, “please leave the stand.” “All right, I epose you air bom here, but any time I catch you out side this here courthouse I am a goin’ to tell you my opinion of you anyhow.” |, Opinions and echoes are, at best, ! doubtful | most stubborn things im creation | equations: facts are the When the boy wonder came to 8¢ attle “he ednyinced the local chers- BY NOURISHINE ‘ONIC-—NOT A DYE OVES DANDRUFF ¢ luxuriant growth of gf, and for on ruff remov times the price asked. men and women use end endorse NOURISHINE One bottle in usually effective Send today. Price $1.25, postpaid NOURISHINE MFG. CO. 620-C See Don't forget the Public Auction PORT OLYMPIC lots, October 27, 1921, 1 p. m. Wash. K; yaa Rev. M. A. Matthews will preach @ sermon Sunday morning entitled, PLEADING FOR THE BREAD OF LIFE In_ the evening he will discuss the subject, THE DENIAL OF THE BLOOD A’ ITUCAL DEATH Bervic ~ "F, 1, "lea" wee . leader, Mr. Everyone cordially invited. FIRST PRESHYTERMN cnurnca Seventh and Spring Continuous— 1 to 1l— Tomorrow to Kiss Me Revue HARRY CARR Should Pilot Ship lady, “It's | SATURDAY, OCTOBER came with a reputation £; | ustiea, oD ‘uly cata a he proved his hand; there was no opinion, no echo, the tlon was without a fractional ps, munks come back | porch and then are not in any burry right on our to run away when you come outside, | mainder; his genius was the ~. | of know wi fruit —. analyn gem whieh I think it is @ shame the Way | corey uni Ss Were mogt some people kill the poor creatures |.” mo wonder they are so wild, Just re his opponent saw the name as you or I would be if we were turned loose in a pen with & bunch of wild animals without any way to protect ourselves. I think there ought to be a law age shooting any wild, barmless anim or towl. | Please have mercy on the poor birds. WM. ORNSBIY. | '¢m 6963 24th Ave. 8. W. | more, knowledge ts sti and yet his knowledge ma fraction of the whole: his “pee from the mountain-top; tnllke the great player, who has genins eam, bining knowledge, these higher at moupheres are unienown to tlm, Ong thousand dollars per week may t. cheap for the services of one whe knows,,and knows he knows, ti» knowledge 1s power, It is not #0 much @ question of Jownership x leadership; the gy. preme question fs, who shall be! ently the MAN WHO KNOW Mr. Ford has said, “The wrong M. Clarke, | bons spoils the job. The RALPH PINKERTON | prov ex bis right by doing the job | right. It is as simple as that” Rey lkings administer a perfect gover | ment; it is only artificial kings whe about chess; there was never any|are overthrown. If Mr. Witt fs doubt about that in the minds of He ae bd trenapertaie he wit ave the right code. those who saw him ferform. ue| Ww. ¢ beheld collapae, because F through the play ang just a5 @ man surrounding ¢@ n's top, while els see but a Hmites Tho average citizen sees but A limited area of the street-eap prop. the mayor should know muyeh ‘s counter the ent from the me on the | area. lower | no pig was inhumanly treated just {for “sport,” as might be thought; Before criticising, it might be well to be sure of your ground, Mr Clarke, Before you defame the char acter and reputation of 4,500 stu | dents, why not be sure that you are/ right? | Tt seems to me that the entire stu | ington has an apolory coming from) L. Resolved, that because of the prevail- ing apostasy we reaffirm our absolute faith in the, Atoning virtue of the BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST This resolution was unanimously adopted by the congregation at THE PENTECOSTAL TEMPLE . 2221 THIRD AVENUE Meeting» all day Sunday—11 A. M., 3 and 7:30 P. M. BIBLE STUDY—Tuesday and Friday at 8 P. SM. GREATEST SUCCESS AND MOST ARTISTIC TRIUMPH EVER KNOWE IN HISTORY of the MODERN STAGE F. Ray Comstock and Morris Gest, Producers ef “Chu Chin Chow,” Announce the First Presentation in Washington at the METROPOLITA THEATRE, SEATTLE, FOR THE ENTIRE =" OCT. 30th= SUNDAY THE SENSATION OF EEW YORK AND PARIS “APHRODITE | 6PM. (From the Theatre Renaimanee, Paris) 2 Direct From One Entire Season at the Century Theatre New York : Play by A Romance of Ancient Pierre Frendale / Egypt in the Days When and Civilization Was in Its In- Geo. C. Haselten pg og Gods of a = and Idols of Clay Ru From the Nevel }) the Tempestuous Passions of Men Ever Sent on Tour in the Anselm Goetel History of the World horcography and Dances by MICHEL FOKINE. the Wi Creater of the Russian Wellet. Staged by E. LYALL —COMPANY OF 300 PEOPLE—-~ $1.00, $1.50, 52.00, $2.50 and $3.90 $1.00, $1.50 and $1.00, $1.50, $2.00and MATINEES AT ? P. M. © and s Bevy of Girls OTHER GOOD ACTS Will Rogers “A Poor Relation” It's @ Goldwye Gino PMs are recommended and sold in Seattte by Bartels Drus | Swift's Pharmacy, Cor. Second and Pike, and other reliable aq ‘ 5 | pEEZT BERBER TLEF 4873 53s