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Paptigned Datty Sr The Mar Publishing Ce, terprise Asem Prose attle Star BY mall, owt of etty, He per month; # mentha, $1.60e6 montha, 42.70: Fean $5.08, In the atate of Eton, OWtside of the state, #06 per month, $4.60 for # months, or per yean ly carrier, efty, be @ month. Why Be Miserable? Laymen, ministers, bootleggers, and reformed fhorus girls have all preached their little sermon over the rotund remains of one Roscoe Arbuckle, In his later years Fatty yearned to be taken seriously and insisted on the Roscoe. Suddenly he achieved serious consideration by the public, by grand juries, and women’s clubs, and the whole wide world and you bet that fat man isn’t a bit joyous over the change. But ‘most everybody seems to have missed the true moral of this trouble; a moral that touches every living soul and that is not dependent on Arbuckle’s innocence or guilt; on whether he went to jail because he refused to pay blackmail, or whether he went there to make a political reputation for an ambitious clique, or because he should have gone there. One of the bright bevy of girls who aided Fatty drink whatever it was they drank those three brisk days, testifies that Arbuckle was a sad guy in the midst of merri- ‘ment. Pondering ponderously, gloomily, Arbuckle moaned: “What's the use of it all? ‘Fre a good mind to jump out of that window, and if I did, tomorrow no one would - attend the funeral; it’s the bunk.” Get the picture? A fat man with wothieig Th his head but gloom; nothing to do take in more money; nothing new to drink; nothing new to kiss; nothing new to ‘Bee or do; a jaded, tired fat man who was willing to jump out of the window to get from the drab, drear, monotony of living. And yet this individual had everything we all strive for, and seldom gain. Money, @m easy job, popularity, a fine house, an automobile so-resplendent that it rivaled the ts of the sun when it sped by. ‘And three days later the same rotund gloom was ready to hand over a hundred ind dollars cash just to get out of jail. to walk down the strect a free man, just to be able to turn around on a corner, and without shrinking inquire of a cop where be could get a cheap Bervica, \ most scratchy, dejected wanderer who huddles these cold nights over a few d wayside sticks, and stirs a mulligan in a tomato can, doubtless was such an tt of envy to Mr. Arbuckle while in jail that he would have swapped even and in his cellar on West Adams st. ast to be out of jail, out of the searching, condemning public eye; just to be own free man, even without a spare rag to your back; that would be happiness th for the erstwhile jaded Roscoe. moral is plain, but few ever learn it. Possessions do not bring happiness; too jt possessions bring misery. No man who is in health, out of jail, and who a decent reputation should ever worry about anything, or lament any apparent that annoys. finally, the only happiness any one will ever get in this life, or any other, will @ from within, and no misery .can steal that innate joy from you. ‘A bachelor {s.a man who,doesn’t find hie comb full of hair. City directories are to remind people her thee aes too fe sd, dhs Do Anything 4 In eur own state the fight of ‘ ets ager free education seems te have been es te ees com with Hawthorne’s tt ‘The aristocrats have won ps adie Fon careaaed — Nipepietd At least, the University of Wash- ‘on on wil] live !8ton has been taken off the free articles comprise ene of perfectly st and hundreds if net thon. ‘he mest amesing decyments In stand. 04s of young men and women the bistory of blue sky finance, or the Will be barred out every year be © TH*Y empower the Seattle com cause THEY CANNOT RAISE S8Y t print directories, cable 2 book THE MONEY FOR FEESI 2 Sg arapliermercge Po thar! ‘much inter Whe are the enemies of free Kinds; to Gent tn real stimniated such ar *ducation, ef the state univer, Sflnls ang Sufidings and stecks ech Sr ity? ‘The real enemles are the bends; te manufacture air has read it and discusses ignorant, the selfish and the big- Ses ah Seemerions -c0k ot fs if she were ite next door tet who would atop its growth Scan snd ie Me for anything ~All kinds of people are *P4 Progress, whe would bar out "Tum Sus 10 Platnum. im M and are reading *h? student who has to work his it 08 “Tay documént fo = if one hasn't read ba pel viewed from anether Now F angle it ture stories % PAY ALL the expenses of the ag ogee tei state university, and seo to it that mplaint—bat there is definite of Gopher Prairie if. C48! opportunity for education ts ee Main st, And queer as Provided, for all the boys and en varpente pov: they have, most of itis Who can use It Intalligently. le te Invest théir mony in the When fees are charged, this is igre a what happens: the money !s taken which brings us 7 gg yes sg bent gut of the pockets of the young @¢vitable conclusion that tpere students who have to sacrifice for ™% Something radically wrong in Be who hesitates gets run over. _At Dayton, Ohio, Lieut. McCready up in an-airplane 40,300 feet ground, the highest ever by the thousands of bil- that so far have lived on ian gravity made bim come down, Watch for the next big de- to count the law of When we get that, we unlimited distances, eleo- government is the system of free Public education that has cost us so heavily every year. The man, or gang, or clique, that strikes at our free educational system—pate fee systems into our schools and universities—strikes viciously at the very foundations of America and American tnstitatlons, WE MUST KILL THAT FEE SYSTEM AT THE UNIVERSITY. inven- A diplomat te @ man who, when he arrives home late, gets into bed man aes backwards so that if hie wife by inventing wakes ha can say he is just get- fs man’s ting up—London Opinion. encape. SB ARNG Peneee. es. Prices need shaving every day. prrrenrneotos seas enn. Sec The finest wood ts sawdust, nt tae the like wild fire and o man whe is making the more than l0udént howl against the cost of people think the unfversity—doeen’t have to We can’t have untversal peace itt pay as much as formerly, the °4 Siar ashes on rugs. i eS A. burden is saddled on the student. 5 Beouty 1s « skin game. The foo system is driving the Airplanes 4 poor man’s sons and in B, Om Days? Dr. Ixbal All Shah, Hindu pro fessor, finds ancient manuscript, written 500 B. ©. It says that Rewun, king ef Ceylon, had an airplane in those days and from ft dropped bombs on an enemy army. Records of ancient India abound with stories and pictures of fying machines thousands of years ago. True? Possibly. Still, there are fairy story writers ig all ages. Maybe one of them imagined tho story about ancients having air- planes. Futare men may dig up dules Verne’s “Trip to the Moon” and belleve it true history. Misery ocsn’t love company that stays for dinner. Congress hears all bills read three Umes. Berves them right. Grass widows never f° to seed. THE (LETTERS TO EDITOR] SEATTLE STAR A Letter From Avridge Mann Mr. C. I, Thurston, Seattle, Wash, Dear Sir, you wrote the other day, and in « mild and friendly way you tried to make tt understood our manners weren't very good, particularly when we eat, anc when we're walking down the street. Perhaps, at meals, we Iike to Dit, but that's the way we tak free, you know; but otherwise always quite refined, We Up our hats if we should meet a lady att and spread our elbows out « * to show the West is wide and I think you'll find our manners ing down the street; and if @ man should crows our track, we Blwaye slap him on the back; and when we're t them, “What's the name?” instead, and 1 will bet, if you reason why. Idaho, but even so, we needn't long as ether folks can see our ‘The robber gangs of price control, coal, As burglars curse & watchman near Curse all whose watchfulness they fear, Lat ne mean, profiteering eneak Make faces at the bolshevik, The thieves whe steal thru meat and utroduced, we alm to always ask When getting on a troliey car our men are always up to par; they do not push themselves ahead, but let the girls go first would try, you'd figure out @ We may be more unconth, I know, than Way Back Wast tn fret about a lack of etiquette, so hearts are what they ought to be. AVIUDGE MANN. Bolshevist Twins For each alike has clearly shown He grabs off something not his own. When each one slyly grabs « bit, Each calle the other “hypocrite”; And other folks are pleased to see How truthfully the rogues agree. WM. D, TOTTEN. Passing By Today-—along @ city street, 1 looked into @ baby's eyes, Ana saw @ wisdom—wise From unlived yearst block— T met a winsome patr, At mating age— Blind to al past cage, ‘Their future, yet a golden glow—un- read, Waiting ‘Tho I dwell In the country of Hope Deferred, In & wonderful city T walt; Where falth, hope and love do ever abide, “While experience formeth the gate. be. ‘Tho its portals are washed by the| The “ny mine and the friends Py crystal drops That flow from the fountain ef| WIll come to me sooner or late, tears, ‘No power can keep my own from me, Tt will come, ft will come with th; yeara It will come from the hand of infinite love— Pp ae | \ yA But yet, now Dving, That some one then Saying—"“He Held his pen tn trust To Art, not serving shame or lust.” ‘WIN none? Then let my memory die In after days! “Bayer’ on Genuine Warning! Unless you see the Dame er” on package or on tablets you are not gettiig genuine Aspirin prescribed by physicians for twenty-one years and proved safe by millions. Take Aspirin only aa told ion the Bayer package for Colds, Headache, Neuralgia, Rheu- old and weave them into handsome rugs. The Fuzzy Wuzzy Rug Co. Phone Capitol 1283 oem Aspirin—say “Bayer” We dye your rags and}! ‘Then farther on That crowded thorofare, A couple, bowed, back-bent With toil and care * Of years agone, and other years to comet Tenight—elong a city street I looked into an old man's eyes, And saw @ wlidorm—wise From long-lived years! HELEN TEASDALE, 2013 Second Ave The source of all good, and free; The peace, the joy, the knowledge, I crave, Of things that bave Deen go4 myst Vor all that te mine will seek for its own— Serenely I hope and I wait. AGNES M. DUPER, Gunnyside, Wash. WOUur fain would I should testify, matiam, Earache, Toothache Lam- bego and for Pain. All druggists ecll Bayer Tablets of Aspirin in handy tin boxes of 12, and tn bot- tes of 24 and 100, Aspifin is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoaceticacidester of Salicylic- acid. | Men’s and Boys’ Clothing HATS, SHOES, FURNISHINGS One Price—Cash or Credit 1427 fe Chas. 8. Fifth Ave. Todd, Mgr. | before, RY DR. WM. B. BARTON OT «0 long ego T was taken in the automobile of @ no! rious trees # brown and dead e mil! The damage mounted into the mil-| Hons. | A paasing motorist bad thrown | away his cigar stub, and tt had) lodged in dry leaves at the Amide | ‘The daily papers last summer con: | tained an ttem concerning @ dis astrous forest fire near St. Jobn’s, | New Brunswick, which left in the heart of the burned district a tele graph pole benide the road, bearing, conspicucus and unharmed, a notice requesting people to be careful to avoid fire. It seemed the trony of fate that| this pole with ite placard should | have escaped. 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