The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 5, 1921, Page 6

a * saa ay THE SEATTLE STAR ° . . | The Millionaire Club SETH TANNER] ! | An Appeal to Seattle Folks That Speaks mg | for Itself Seattle | LO! Is the sadtianey tos please? -————-! | Star Hello! Manager? -————-!_ This is the Mil-| \lionaire club. We are feeding the unemployed in the | Bare Te EET, Roses, || basement at 98 Main st. We call it the Millionaire Yaa ores club to “take the STING out of charity.” The name! Peon, Dy carer, ety. ite por wee || makes the fellows feel good! | We are asking for donations of food, and believe that you will chip in and help. We need sugar, espe- cially. Also bread and pastries; apples, prunes and | all kinds of fruits; potatoes, onions and all kinds of | | vegetables; beef, pork and all kinds of meats; salt, pepper and all kinds of condiments; milk, buttermilk land “all kinds of beverages”; canned milk and all kinds of canned goods— in fact any good food. Fe OOS NS ve Ook We need these supplies daily. Can you give a cer-| There's more hope for th’ til: tain quantity each day or each week? Will you? Or poets Bang Billo hose fla | will you give a certain amount of cash? Th’ man what can tell good from Draymen and transfer men in all parts of the city} Det tivicr font nent no advices are willing to co-operate and pick up any supplies that - | cannot conveniently be delivered. | Men and women need work, but until work picks «| up we must feed them. Millionaire club charges 5c for a 20c meal, on the theory that most men and wom- jen would rather pay something for food than receive it free at the cost of self-respect. Odd jobs for unemployed will be given prompt care, but, above all else, we must provide food for the | hungry men and women out of work. Yours for charity without embarrassment, 1921. TUESDAY, APRIL 5, SNe aar TODAY'S QUESTION Would you tike to be a child again? | ANSWERS ROY B. LANG, 701 First ave “Not until I'm at least 90." MISS GERTRUDE SMITH, 1021 Pine wt: “1 would like to remain so,” W. G. HERRON, 81 Pike at: “The errors of youth have no advantage over the errors of maturity.” ELSA M. VOSS, 1212 Becond ave “No, not at all.” B. HM. THOMPSON, 1416 Be 4iet “On the first of the month, yen.” REMARKABLE REMARKS “1 am net a speechmaker. On oe easion I can use very Ouent and forceful language—but, fortunately this imn't one of thone oceasions.” Capt. J. K Guptill, master of Uner Wenatohee at Monday night's ban quet. _— critical stage of a woman's life usually comes between the years of 4gand 55, and is often beset with annnoying symptoms such as nervousness irrita- bility, melancholia, heat flashes which produce head- ache and dizziness, and a sense of suffocation, Guard our health carefully, for if this period be passed over safely,many years of perfect health may be enjoyed. a 2 eee OUR DAILY FICTION WOnce upon a time there was a fellow who bought a foun “In no other iand are so many - — : fice aden See Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound is especially adapted a pe to help women through this crisis. It exercises a restorative in- saist, Geapstis: Govargnieet ink: bon fiuence, tones and strengthens the system, and assists nature in ever been known in the history of the long weeks and months covering this period. It is prepared from medicinal roots and herbs, and contains no harmful drugs or narcotics. Its value is proven by many such letters as these: pen, and ho filled it with and it wrote fine, and he to the clerk “The pen is all right, but daw it, I always lose these pes things.” Oh,” said the clerk, “fust cet Of these fine safety catches ~ man.” Morris Sehwarts, Funedar born socialist. eee “Ireland will fight to the bitter end t te fie keep it hooked onto your the fellow bought the safety P And he never lost his fountain ben from that time on eee A nanny nabter Is Tom Drew, He atways says, “The same to you.” Another pest Is Agnes Heath« She always kicks About the weathe ‘A eee ‘TIS AN ILL WIND,” BTC. IRTAKING ‘AL OF BL RECENT D —Headline in Mourning P.-I. eee OL OF FORESTS AIR BEGINS M Another From the Same C w” barked the city editor, get a picture of one of those CUTE SAYING By “Red” Armstrong to his wife: you go to Pauline’s to Helen ” BOOB SAYING By Hank Klay K—I wanta get some nails f Clerk—Rox nails? K—What size boxes do they in? _ NOT DISCONCERTED evaring he sald to him: “I've hing on my mind, Joe, that ly know how to tell you.” “Is #0?" said Joe, his eyes widen- _ “I'm afraid you won't marry pf I tell you.” that so?" re ad Joe, his eyes still bigger. “I "& somnambulist, Joe!" Where B Joe, in silence. reflected for a fj “That's all right. If there ME no church of that kind here 4 et married by a justice of “peace.” 4 ° $ @ CURIOUS, ISN'T IT, * ABOUT MONEY? sys Hank Clay, the less the filthy ‘ig worth, the harder we scram- wet it. missing link between the sub @ and the ridiculous is found in ‘ who tries to get thrills by a home-made racing body flivver. eee fo matter how often records are ken they'll never build a motor- fast enough to catch up with eee | WHAT'S THE IDEER? ever chant with Mars we doubt: ig their object anyhow? do they wish to talk about? eee often wonder if esthetic dance ‘Would still be as popular if the wore a mackintosh and eee still talks, but has lost its as a good mixer see ‘ HARD ON BLOUSES lady of the houne had occasion | Object to the number of blouses ir maid servant sent to the wash. ‘ , Mary,” she said, “my own doesn't send siz blouses a| to the laundry.” aps she don’t.” replied the with great indignation. “And she don’t go walking with man.” THE MILLIONAIRE CLUB, Elliott 6026. By M. G. Johanson, Mgr. Why Don’t You Play? HEN Edward Bok, noted editor, retired from business he did so, he said, TO PLAY. Playing, to him, reant: “cultivating diversions, more time for good friends, fine sportsmanship, good health, and the satisfaction of his stored-up longings and dreams of many years,” years |when business did not give him leisure to play. But he is one of the few persons who can drop work to take up play. He can retire from business. To the great majority this is impossible. But it ought not be impossible | e-|to take off some hours of EVERY day to PLAY. We can be wise, within the limits of business. We can play, in our leisure time, sensibly, profitably. Play is today being preached as never before. national tonic, a medicine. Walter Camp urges one kind of play—regular health ex- ercise, dispensable. pressure on the Western front, from time to time, and played golf on the quiet links of France. If Haig could do that, why must you keep your nose to the grindstone all the time? Theodore Roosevelt played. Harding does. Wilson plays, when his health permits, Ford and Edison play. Why don’t you? play. a Dempsey, or to follow a Chick Evans about the links, themselves. |are producing more leisure time in all our lives. In a city of |350,000 there are 1,400,000 leisure hours every day. How will they be spent? In what kind of play, or diver- sions, or satisfactions or hobbies? A national organization, called community service, with headquarters in New York, has been organized to assist hours of life abundant chances for all the people to enjoy life with play and profit. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy! It, too, maketh of Jill a°mighty dull lady! For Potential Parents ‘SIDE PREPARED” is the slogan that Miss Alma Biznell would promulgate to potential fathers and mothers. She made known her views at the national convention of The Society for Vocational Education, meeting in Atlantic City. Miss Biznell is assistant professor of child training at the University of Minnesota, and because of her experience there her opinions appear to be backed by considerable wisdom. Miss Biznell advocates the institution of a general college course in the universities wherein the duties and _responsi- bilities of parenthood would be considered. There she would have proper training given to the prospective fathers and mothers of the nation. Such courses, Miss Biznell maintained, would result in the prevention of mistakes }that annually cost the lives of a great many children. There is something inherent about a woman that gen- erally instinctively tells her how to care for the baby. There is generally a dear grandma to fall back upon, too. But who will say that the prospective father doesn’t need such a course? Why, he generally gets red in the face if he’s asked even to hold the little fellow for a moment. And like as not the new dad will hand little Billy back to mother Or man! Surely, Miss Biznell would be doing the coming fathers lof the nation a world of good, if she could even get colleges |to include in the curriculum a course for potential fathers \that would dwell particularly on the art of holding, dis- robing and pinning up the new baby. INTRODUCING YOURSELF BY DR. WILLIAM E. BARTON person whom I should a whom I desire the pleasure of introducing to you. yourself. good look at yourself in glass, your best bow Socrates asked you to | be acquainted with this person, and so did Pope, and so did many other distinguished people. I the regret know as you are many men of whom WwW. &. have written: “He which all the wise men writ; He searched the world fo} for pelf. { no man unknown, #o once he met @ stranger—'twas bimecif.” This stranger to whom I introduce you is well worth your knowing. You know him but super ficially. Much that is best in him you do not know you are familiar with the commonplace details of his life, but you do not sufficiently recognize his aspira tions rthier purposes, hie real and true nature 1 to a stern man to live longer than you, and to conduct your funeral service. I am going to tell people that| you are a fraud.” He started to be angry, then stopped, for he felt sure that I had not meant it unkindly. IT went on: | “You have bluffed your way thru life, concealing | all that is best in you, and everywhere putting your| worst foot foremost. You have tried to act as if you were hard-hearted, and have acted as if you were eshamed of all that you have most reason to be proud of, I know that you have a very tender | like to have you | That person t# | Please take a and make | that you do not yourself as well ought. There Eagan might heart.” His eyes filled with tears, and he said— “Boy, boy! How did you find that out?” I only wish he had found it out earlier, I wish all men would discovgr their own best selves. They live such crabbed, narrow, mean and fretful lives, strangl- ing their better selves. Stand up and make a bow to your best self, and sit over and make more roofh for him. He deserves it. read the books r knowledge, not keen his wit, It is hailed as the great |} To Sir Edward Grey, fishing and hunting are in-|/ | Field Marshal Haig withdrew in the midst of intolerable |} communities all over the country to put into the leisure|/ wrong-end to. | } ee p talking to himeeif. Can you Disturbed sleep in children may be due to a number of causes, among which are some derangement of the Ligentive organs (frequently chronic Intestinal indigestion), obstructed breathing from adenoids or enlarged |tonails, malnutrition, anemia, ex: |treme nervous Irritability, lack of freah air in the sleeping room and cortain diseases, some of which may be serious. ‘The treatment would con vist in the discovery and removal of the caure. Mave the boy examined by your physician, Perhaps the best known beds of American lotus are those along the Missinalppl shores of Wisconatn, Min- Desota, lowe and Iitnoin, But all these men do something themselves when they |} They are not content to sit down and watch a Ruth or|} or Man o’ War going round the track. They play actively | Labor-saving devices, shorter hours, and the closed saloon |} if i i i ff : ET FE i E x “< a Dmddy, bring home some of Boldt's French pastry.—Advertisement, DK. J. R. 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A friend advised me to take Lydia E. pinkteris Voges ble Compound, which I di ina short time I felt better. five years and now when I feel ran down and nervous I take the Compound and it always does me I wish ail women would try He- stances? THEN AND NOW Mike— Indians sold Manhattan “A war between Japan and the United States is very unlikely,” Sydney Stephens, American merch: | ant at Kobe, Japan. THE OBSTACLE She--While I appreciate the honor Jj of your proposa) of marriage, cir cumstanom beyond my control com- pel me to decling, What are those ciroum be Yours, Taland for a kee of whinky. ike—Citisens want to trade it) back. } i Copyright 1901, The Allen A Company f I kno fenien tune Kaxizx, Afton, Mrs. A. thomas, Okla.—“I first used Lydia Tyteg tones m r ys, by the advice of Send. At the age of 47 I was troubled with dizziness, hot flashes, and became very weak so that I was unable to do any work. I took Lydia E. 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The Label of, “Allen A” is The Maker’s Mark of Identification on BLACK CAT Hosiery COOPER'S. BENNINGTON Underwear tion and BLACK CAT HOSIERY. “Allen,” the name of the Makers; their ibility on the famous personal pledge of responsi- bility to you. And “A”—the standard mark of first and finest grade. Any merchant can do the same thing—buying “Allen A” Hosiery direct from the Mills. This “Allen A” Service is more than thirty years old. Ie will pay you to tell your merchant that “Allen A” is the Hosiery Service you have been looking for. The Allen A Company Kenosha, Wisconsin Pacific Coast Service Station, 526 Mission Street, San Francisco