The Seattle Star Newspaper, February 10, 1921, Page 6

Save the University! Ignorant Legislators Fighting Cause of Higher Education HE UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON Seattle ie Star | ene of higher education in Tey mail, ont of city, fe per month; 9) | Y |ened by the reactionary and short », || at Olymp’ By cher cy, ge porweek|| The university’s growth has been stunted for the ner, Ruterorine | Amoctaton | past two years thru lack of funds. _ The legislature is MTR, ou te tue mar .|| now on the point of permanently crippling the univer- | ir ee Cn Phases Male 00 sity by withholding adequate appropriations. | | The university wants $1,300,000. This is not an ex- orbitant sum for one of the largest colleges in the | n this state is threat: | ighted legislators United States. It ia the minimum amount required to *' run the university. A smaller appropriation means virtual extinction to a university which has doubled in size in two years. | ee ae [GNORANT LEGISLATORS at Olympia are fight- ing the university. They are fighting the poor boy and the returned service man who are striving for an education. | These men want to’place a limit on the number who “ jenroll at the university. They want to charge the poor You wit! suspect (and with good| boy an exorbitant tuition fee that will keep him from | Feawon) tha the following was writ’ college, They want to make Money a requirement for, ten by a mere man Abit Prseting: ‘There : xeon |@dmission to the university. ; te aor | The fathers and mothers of this state are g ig to e, eye discovers 4 thas ate white powder ske\ demand an accounting of the present legislature. | Phe much-too-thick coating, They are not going to be fooled or befuddled by fake; Her Door taste denoting |pleas of economy. And they are going to sce that, _Bhe Tals eo, bor now every boy and rl in W hington has a‘fair chance to} writer expresses the wish | obtain a university education. y “that “a certain friend of mine reads : “thie.” And if she does, is she go to think you're talking about What You Could Do, If—- | | THE SONG OF THE SHIRT E all think in terms of three dimensions—length, width | | Kansas courts not having enough | and depth, by which we measure rooms, objects, dis-| @o, former Justice W. R. Smith | tances, space, | ike ett e —" ‘ne F®) "But mathematicians claim that a fourth dimension exists. | « + .ecs8 {If you mastered it, you could not be locked in a room, for a} WHY DO PEOPLE MARRY? pees > a three dimensions and you could escape thru} Well, Mrs. Josephine Webdbder.| the fourth. ton, Mase. testified in ber wut What is the fourth dimension? thle thsceh hae ‘advieea| Time is the fourth dimension, answers Einstein. to take hot baths and Webber! Go to see a friend. Walk down one street, traversing the “Bad a bathtub, and she didn't. So/dimension, length. Turn at a corner and travel along an- ape Wtrried the bathtub. other dimension, width. Reaching the friend’s house, take} i Intest idea in watchdogs at|the elevator to his apartment, traversing the third dimen- | Forest, Ul, is the quacking Sion, depth or height. : @u | But, arriving, you find your friend out. You have to wait Bersiars, sip into the yard, th¢/20 minutes before reaching him. ean “One ‘ ” Thus time is a fourth dimension in locating any physic: A ireen take Poon ete object or reaching any given point on the earth. ‘ pay chased a burstar from the resi) And even time, says Binstein, is relative. He claims that) of J. Ogdgn Armour, biting time varies in different parts of the universe. | oMrhe thine attempted te sacane| Take the star Polaris—116 years for its light ‘to reach us, Jumping into the lake, but this|@Nd vice versa, which means that it takes 116 years for Die for the duck.” eyes to see from one to the other. A man on Polaris, given i bf ied a powerful telescope, is watching events that took place on aes fone Rial gad gur earth 116 years ago. Thus NOW-is the year 1921 on "Wistend,. ithe count earth but it is the year 1805 on Polaris, yet both are iden- 5 y, Ind.) ins because some burglar got | tically the same. 2 : the house while the family was) On more distant stars, inhabitants may be looking down and stole what Watson @e-/and watching the building of the pyramids in Egypt. Rolled “the best watchdog in! Time is relative. It varies with the object or star in Chek ee |relation to which it is considered. — BECKY HAS ARROVE | Einstein advances this novel claim: Deer Editor of Hum Brue: I'l! the earth out into ce myself. I'm Becky Putoft Lickskillet, Posey Bean Tpt., way back east. I'm) fur my home town paper,|the man “Lickakillet Bugle"—Pleased | to meet up with you, Mr. Editor. | here in Seattle visitating and) ying around fur my health. 1) this oe Shoot a man from space in a shell traveling with the speed of light—186,000 miles a second. If the shell travels and returns to earth with that speed, would emerge from the shell unchanged. He would be exactly the same age and unchanged physi- cally, even tho the trip had taken 1,000,000 years. That is, according to Einstein, ~ ‘ere place, only they is a| bunch of rain, alsogie #0| The man whose pay twas not inflated by war times ta encouraged to be ar gas buggies tearin jieve the ditty: “When you're up you're up and when you're down you're! I'm most feard to) down, but when you're only half way up you're neither up nor down.” I'd of called at nore as I said efore I'm to perambulate round m stoppin quite fur do beat the band } takes to ride on them) Several persona were killed by cating canned spinach in @ Grand Rapids! cars. I've Hd on them | hospital. Well, if they had to eat it, they picked a good spot for it. I arrove and now they| ~ | @ feller more, since the price is| An Eastern firm is trying to run its business without money” And they! up lately. So I'll write instid| call that an innovation. Mf callin. So says I to myself, I'l geratch a few welcome lines and yy howdy-and if you want that should, I'll send you some purson- is from my home town—dear Lick: akiliet, in God's country. Hicks-| It will be a relief to have the cabinet mystery solved before the time! comes to plant this year's free government seeds. Rencath an assumed indifference, many men are flattered to sce their| names posted on the postofice wall among the income-tae payers New York dudes are all hit up because Chicagoans call a dinner jacket a tusedo. What difference does it make what you call the thing? Belling @ $10 ton of coal for $20 is profiterring, and you go free, but selling it for $10 and delivering 1800 pounds, ix fraud, end you go to jai ‘Ville news do remind me of home. TM rusticate here in your fare city | | for & little spell yit, so if I hear a| /@neouragin word through your eolums of hum brue I'll skeer up| | @nough curage and report a bik, 0 48) =~ Church dodgers swelcome the news of the Illinois preacher who robbed fo git outen of pracktix while| ne mail asa fresh alibi. away from hum. | ae Wilts BECKY PUTOFF. | Cap Streeter, Chicago's 1’ Annunsto, never wrote a poem, but stood by ee | his bailiwick longer than Gabe stood by Fiume. A count shows 114 members of the| ‘“Mational house of representatives, Would a disarmament law rob the movies of the rolling pin and custard have 133 wives, sons, daughters and | pie? i on the payroll as clerks. | “You'll have to admit our congress-| ‘men are great “family men.” I} D’Annunzio does write @ history of Fiume, it will be in blankety-bl verse. lank Beattie girls eny their ideal must) Prot to abolish government free seeda defeated by house vote. Be physically strong, clean-minded, | sedition! “eourteo.s, patient, cheerful, tactful, Joyal, industrious, ambitious, clean, Meat, generous and honest, and he not drink, gamble or smoke, put be need not be handsome. A| D) reasonable lot of girls. They don't| demand everything. Sic temper A callus will often give the palmist as much information as a line in the palm. | | Atlanta's replica of Robert Burns’ home is either incomplete or it violates! one of our best known amendments. | Ds | BY DR. WILLIAM E. BARTON Most of us learned when we were children thosé | rocks, is more than dr | Selightful lines: The pleas: sand-grains imap “la} marked with the title ¢ United States of Amer ica” cannot be described by a counting of the grains of ae into which it might conceivably be resolved. ave seen in the museum of a medical college a ge glass jar containing a bucket or two of water, and @ smaller containing lime and another con taining s¢ and one with a pinch of phosphorous and @ few others, and have been told that there arc the component parts of a human being. But no man ever seriously proposed to shake these together in churn and create a man , if more and other than} which upon the “Little drops of water, Little grains of sand, Make the mighty ocean And the pleasant land.” That poem was tended to teach ‘us, 4 in many cases did t us worthily, something of the value f things that we tempted to think of as so small as to be of little ac- count Let that lesson re main; we shall not need to unlearn it. When a king can die of the bite of @ pet monkey, and a fatal iliness is attribut ed to pin-prick are in position despise the day of small things. But the ocean is more and other than drops; it has | ita oceanic character. That which bears upon its _, eaving breast the commerce of the world, that which i one we . Nor ig man himself the final human unit. No indi vidual since the race began has been capable of re producing, alone and unaided, @ aingle unit of human life Humanity finds instantly the need of a larger unity in the family. And the family cannot fulfill ever normal function save in the larger unity of the tribe or the neighborhood or the nation The kingdom of heaven is more than a mob of isolated wainte; it is the organic unity of innumerable minds and hearts working out a great common task That, and not alone the little drop of water and the little grain of sand, make spiritual continents and vast dashing against the shore wears away the everlasting deep reservoirs of power. a we lon the witness stand and tell us what }eieht abut up: but the penalty wid SATTLE STAR AS OTHERS SEE THE WORLD Balitertals and Commenta Reprinted Fram Vertous Newspapers THE AWAKENING OF JAPAN (Prom the Columbus Citizen) Democracy t# stirring in Japan. A momentous event has occurred tn the diet at Tokyo, Responsible party government has begun to threaten |the pregent system of thinly dinguixed clan government directed by the TODAY'S QUESTION | elder statesmen, Viscount Kato, leader of the young Kensela-kat Party, has made himself leader of the opposition, No such official post is known Wag h 2c. Lond dbo apie. Tre OF a the Sapanese, butKato hee crested this strategic position the better ANSWERS | MRS. MARTHA MILLICK, Boyls ton and Denny way: “Much less n account of the ear fare.” ®. KB. VERNON, Hotel Rite: wo lows than'l used to, but it'll take . slicker fellow than a newspaper reporter to make me tell why.” MISS CORA DRWESE, ave “Il go lean. 1 haven't asked eo many times,” to attack the party in power Kato demands an end to the ministry» imperialistic policy in Siberia lares the Japanese troops sent to Viadivertok ostensibly to protect civilians, have only the clvillans attached to the army itnelf t That is to say, for the firet Ume since the late Prince Ito “reluctantly gave a German model of a partiament to Japan, in 1889, |recognized oppowition in arising to challenge the ministry which hajde office at the emperor's pleasure. In any country where representative | government prevailed, Kato's action would be commonplace, In the diet 953 tatn [Bt Tokyo it may become Yor many been | tiberais to chai Me Japa fo pr revolutionary to has struggled in association with the Okuma e organization of the Japanese governmest, so that it tle principlen, Kato bas served as foreign minister, EARL F, CONNER, 2125% Sixth put no Oriental statesman is lean bound by precedent, Stx yeare ago he ave. W. “I muppose It'll be le#* | stunned the reactionaries by delivering the first public speech during an from now on, There's a new little | election campaign ever heard in Japan from a minister of foreign affairs boy in my home to amuse menow.”| In 1916, in the midst of Germany's successes during the world war, HM. C. GORDON, 2818 Boylston: “1 Premier Okuma retirdd and Kato was s his legitimate suc hardly ever go, anyway. Music is | cessor. But, democracy seemed to be lowing in urope, and the Japanese the only thing that ever pulls me militariste had begun to wide with many. So, Kato was rejected. The t evenings, I've heard every /elder statesmen, headed by ‘Japan's real ruler, the aged warrior Field mpheny ecneert since Spargur| Marvhal Yamagata, first made Count Terauchi premier, and then Takashi began to direct.” Hara ® e HIGH COST OF } democracy moans degeneracy. Hara, the present prime minister, is an Imperial expansionint, bearer of the Ito tradition and preacher of the White Peril tn Asia as anewer to the ery of the Yellow Peril in Europe and America. Kato's charges against the government are in effect a protest against agents Ike Terauchi and Hara pledging the Japanese people to whatever policies the elder statesmen order, ‘The final result of Kato's revolt may be glorious for Japan. If « truly, democratic government comes into power at Tokyo, the critical points at issue betweeh Japan and America That makes it are in the Par East can be antisfactorily settied. A democratic Japan, pro Ne said it in an after-dinner claiming the principles of Wberty and freedom to the Asiatic mainland, speech, which makes it more arrest:| will menace no national interests. In fact, only by this very subsetitu- ing: “The high cost of low living.” |Uon of democracy for milijary absolutism can Japan's fundamental Low living comes high, The most problems be solved. pensive thing in the world in sin. | Lat the young man who haa wart his substance tn rictous living go BY DR. JAMES 1. VANCE Tt was not @ preacher, but a law yer who sald it resting ox ‘ thinks about it | In the Editor's Mail Walk thru an alcoholic or a sypht. \ Ue ward in @ hospital, and look at HE POINTS TO “EVILS" mall the following petition to the leg- the rotting bodies of the poor IN “PURE DEMOCRACY" | Isature of the state, now in seauion oe nat Nanette ene atatanten| BONE The Mar the of ottects | at Olympia | sin, and reach your own conclusion.) : a j the Legislature of the State of The cheapest thing in the world te /°f “pure democracy," a¢ distin’| . iincion: We, the undersigned jurt to do right Gulshed from representafive govern | citisens of the state of Washington, aa money cort is the amatiest ment are clearly set forth in the! believe in the representative form of lem of expense in low living. } grand jury report on our street car government, and hereby petition you ‘The man who stamps on con eyeten, | as our representatives in the legisla selence and crucifien ideals and fol ms - «| ture to so change and modify the lows the beck and call of the lower| The “people” blame the “counell.”| iw, of this state ae to do away with mide of hia nature, following on in| the council justifies ith action by @/ direct legislation by the voters of| the trek of lust and sensuality, eacrt this wtate in any form.” | fico the finest and noblest things in EM. FARMER. | ife. Eee His own nature in paying the price. Philip “Curtin, now rolling in| He in daily dropping into the animal wealth as an author, tried 20 differ | The law in hie prembers in triumph ent jobs and failed in all ing over the law in hig mind. } $22,000,000 indebtednems that the) He wrote: “Wanted—A Fool.” and People who live low usually drag i ople” voted fe his royalties alone have made him others down with them, | “dear people” v or y li the rent of us ought to sign and! rich. If the ninner could be made to pay |_ Al! the rest of us ouRh all the price of hin folly, society he it “four to one” favorable vote by the “people.” If there is any one within the confines of Seattic who believes that legisiation by “direct vote of the people” ts a good thing, let him come forward and pay his share of the ona out and the innocent suffer, This piles up the high cost of low living to & staggering «um | REASONABLE REQUEST “In this the lawyer who is going to} defend met asked the murderer, aa} he looked at the young lawyer. | “You,” answered the judge, “he's| “If he should die,” asked the mur. derer, “could I have another?” “Cel nly.” answered the judge, “Well,” xaid the murderer, “ean T see him alone for a few mempntat” | Sing Sing Bulletin. | GETTING ANXIOUS “Maud wants a finger in every “Pape’s Cold Compound” Breaks any Cold in a Few Hours Instant Retief! Don't stay stuffed. | stops none running; relieves head: up! 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