The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 5, 1920, Page 5

MORO sERvice The Cold and Mast extensive und of the real Tennessee Ce- dar Chests ever shown in the Northwest. Mire than 40 patterns to e lect from. Priced from $32.50 to $75. The Stove Department is displaying a distinctive line of Heaters. We are the Seattle agents for Cole's original Hot aang) Wet Nights a Are Here; Are You Prepared? Our Bedding Depart- ment is waiting to supply your needs. Our stock is suited to your wants in both quality and [o{o} | SEEEE020200202002:02:02:025028502u08 OF OF 9) jofo} THERE'S NO BASE LIKE HOME BY H. C. WITWER Copyright, 1920, by Doubleday, Page & Company (Continued From Our Last Issue) Joe, I got as far as the corner and I went into a drugstore and called Jeanne up and the first thing she eaymde “Hello, sweetheart!" and that beat me and I says can 1 come up and sho says she can hardly wait, | but I must do as she says for her baby's and my own, She saye barraasin' to her when I ways y" and the like in front of her swell friends and can't I just study English for Jeanne which loves me better than anything else on earth or points west Well, Joe, after that they ts not much chotoe left to me, hey? I get sake, my | @ stationery store which is just clos in’ and stake mynelf to a book called "Greenleaf's Third Reader” for a buck and I come up with it and when Jeanne sees what I have did 1 come near dyin’ from bein’ kissed to death. She says she will never forget it and wo start the first lew son together, Joe, can you imagine me sittin’ up at 1 a m, sayin’, ASK YOUR NEIGHBOR So many thousands of women have been restored to health by Lydia EB. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound that there is hardly a neigh, borhood in any city, town or ham let in this country whe woman has not found health fn this good old-fashioned root and herb remedy. some womanly il, why don't try it?—Advertisement you WHY and running CLOSES 5:30 This scampering to cover of mer- chants who ‘have held their high prices‘justified? And now ‘they pretend a price lowering: NEVER JOINED THE RANKS OF THE HIGH PRICERS; WE ARE THE ENEMY —was the price before the war. It was $16 during the war and has ever since con- tinued to be Sixteen Dollars. Thanks to the appreciating womenof America, while demanding Style regarding with great concern the economy of $16 per garment, the sales of “Sweet Sixteen” frocks have grown to tremen- with Quality, an proportions. If you are suffering from | the cow, Will the cow hurt the The cow ix a harmieas, yet | useful, animal, whieh gives milk and utter And meat. The hide is also used in (pe Manufacture of many necesnition sueh ae si and——" ‘ boy Joe, that's endugh, hey? A coupla| | weeks of thin stuff and I'll be all primed for the old straightjacket, | | 11 tell the world! | Yours truly, ED. HARMON (Which will go the limit for love) | CHAPTER III A Fool There Wasn't Riverside Drive, N.Y, Dear Joa: Well, Joe, no doubt you have been doin’ nothin’ but wonderin’ why you ain't heard from me in so long apd| am I dead or what the devils is the matter and ete, Joe, Lam not exact-| ly dead, but I have had a terrible time of lately and don't tell me the! formerly kaiser ts worried, because I got more on my mind than that big | stiff ever had, no kiddin’! In first place, it haa been weeks since I win a game and all I been doin’ ts fattenin' the battin’ averages of the other clubs and mak- | in’ tramps which ts usually in the] habit of hittin’ less than their age look like second Ty Cobbs and new! Babe Ruths, Even that there col-| lection of semi-pros which plays un- | der the alias of the Boston Braves | tied me the other day and Mac re- | moved me by hand after #ix. innin’s, when everybody but Stallings him self had got a fistful of hits | Well, Joe, after that game, which was prob'ly no doubt the most un usual one the Braves has played this season on account of them winnin’ it, Mac and me had a short heart to| heart talk for two hours in the club/ house. Joo, he got very unreasonably and! claims I am layin’ down on him like & dog and not givin’ the club the | best I got and that too much public fame and etc. has went to my head| | and ruined me for practical use, He| says I will have to take a brace jawift and show somethin’ for the| Forty is the age of greatest effort with most people, Vitality in used up at the most rapid pace. The| struggle to secure a competence for old age produces nerve strain, | the fullure to succeed causes worry, | hervous breakdown, neurasthenia. | | Middle-aged peopib find that they | cannot run as fast, nor are they as jagile as in youth. The internal or. jeans aino feel the effect of age The digestion resents what it ac [cepted before, the heart palpitates| jon alight exertion, the muscles of! | the back ache after a day's work Your blood is thinner and not so | bright @ red as formerty. | When these things cocur, whether | you are fourteen or forty, you need @ tonic. Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills suit most people's need because |they are nonalcoholic and they |really build up the blood and |wtrengthen the merves. Dr. Will jtams’ Pink Pills are’ useful for | growing children and for men and | women whose nervous energy has been overdrawn. They are certainty | weak nerves and tain blood, Your own drugstiet can supply you with Dr, Williams’ Pink Pils! jor you can order direct from the Dr. Williams Medicine Co., Schenee- tady, N. Y., at 60 cents a box. | Write for the booklet, “Diseases of the Nervous System.” “URIC ACID CAUSES RHEUMATISM | Orie Acid caunes and disease than anything else with which the human flesh has to com of fast living, insufficient exercise and overeating te exempt from Uric Acid “secretions in one or more of its terrible symptoms Rheumatiam, Headache, Dypepep | ‘thrillers called “ "Twas Her Own | Jack he's givin’ me or else I will get & immediately chance to see how I like either Jersey City or Toronto, accordin’ me “Well,” T says, when he had spoke hin fill,“ T can't help it! ‘They's no use bawlin’ me out, because that will get Un nowheres, If bawlin’ a guy out would make him a umpire would become the greatest guy in the world over night! You can’t get me sore, not even if you give me the rasp berry off of the team, My wife don't want me to be no ball player any- Tell your wife not to worry,” snarls thin sarcastical stiff, “I'll tell the world you ain't!" Well, Joe, one word led to the other and fin'ly I asked for a week jeff to rest up and pull myself to- wether and Mac says there in no need for me to tear back madly on his account and I can take all the rest of the weeks which ts left if I wanna and maybe me bein’ away will no doubt cinch the pennant for the club, Joe, I left him in a wildly rage, because if I less give him @ clout in the nose or the like and prob'ly got knocked kickin’ in return. Well, I suppose you are searchin’ | your brain wonderin’ what bh | pened to me and my world’ yincible pitehin’ arm, he: give out to the papers that I was laid up on account of a small bone snappin’ off in my: arm, but thai the bunk, Joe, what I am actual: laid up with is @ broken heart, Jeanne has went bodily into the movies! Joe, that there thing alone would be more than enough to make the average guy quaff off @ fiagon of carbolic, but it ain't 1-3 of what haa/ come to pass in my formerly happy apd delightful home. 1 am fo to wit up ‘til from 2 to 3 every a. m. and do nothin’ less than study the English language which Jeanne claims I speak now like I had picked it up in or about Afghanistan” In the day's time when I ain’t playin’ ball or bein’ a arthur for the news papers and ete, I got to go to school to a little guy which was once a had stayed there an-| other minute I would of most doubt.) od | to which one will fall for professor from one of them big foot. | make @ honest livin’, For three dollars the hour and not a nickel off for cash, this guy beats into my head the sensational fact that it's all wrong to say “I ain't got nothin’,” and the like. He alno tells me a lotta hop about singles and plurals an: where does this bird get off to teach | me anything about singles when I/ led the National league in hittin’ for two successive day the beginnin’ of the season? Joe, I copied this stuff down for three days like teacher told me and got many laughs outa it and then I thought I would knock the news- papers I am a arthur for silly by showin’ ‘em English and me was far from strangers, So what do I do, Joe, but write my «tuff in the most exquisitely English one day and the sporting’s editor throws it into the Waste basket and says write it over in-my own way, because they have 1 hired me ot Bi I] | worthy of a trial in every case of| to write slang and not Eng lish And if they want the latterly they can get it for $18 the week. Joe, most doubtless you will wanna know how come Jeanne to get into the movies when with this and with that I am draggin’ down enough jack to support starvin’ Armenia if it needat be, not that they me.- Also why should give a shark's leg wheth@r or not they is somethin’ serio grammar when the English she uses herself is liberally mixed with French suffering | “M4 1-2 the time I gotta guess what| she's sayin’. The answer to this is, | Joe, that Jeanne as you might have| |fend. Practically no one in this age | *Uspected is a member of the female | wex and there's that! Well, the movie thing started when Jeanne got that Job as a extry lady in one of them too many reel er asked | Y wrong with my | ball colleges and .ts now tryin’ to| | The Rhodes Co. SILKS— SPECIAL Upper Main Floor of B6-inch 200 Mensaline Silks maining from @ recent spe cial are reduced for & quick cleanup. The assortment includes plain shades of Red, Brown, Rose, Taupe, Purple, Lavender, White and Black. 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High neck, Jong sleeve and Dutch neck, half sleeve, ankle | length styles in : Sizes 4, 5 and Low neck, no sleeve, knee and ankle styles in with ‘em about this and that, every- thing wouldst be peaches again. With that I ring the bell. In @ minute the door opens and a swell lookin’ dame with a short white lace apron on and some more lace on top of her head stands before me anid looks me up and down as cold as the middie of Alaska. With the | openin’ of the door I see a lotta peo-| ple In evenin’s clothes. strollin’ back and forth or dancin’. I picked up| my suitcase and took off my hat. "Excuse me!" I says feelin’ like a boob, “I have gone to work and rang the wrong bell. I was lookin’ for Harmon's fat | ‘This dame immediately gets 38 de- green cooler. | “This ts ment,” she says. Joe, d'ye get that? Mrs. Harmon's apartmefit! ' “Mra, Ed. Harmon?” 1 says. | “Mr. E. Edison Harmon,” she tells) me, movin’ to close the door. “Wait a minute!" I says. “Tell her I wanna see her right away, will you?" } Up goes this ‘dame's eyebrows, “Who wants to her?” she says. Joe, this here was gettin’ my goat. E. Edison Harmon!"*1I hollers. “C'mon now, make it snappy. I—" Mrs, Harmon's apart-| | well bureau. “But wait then,” she says, “you shall meet them all, cherie” (Continued in Our Next Issue) ON THE RHINE Sentry—Who goes there? Voice—Arbelter. Sentry—Come again! You're the tenth man I've stopped with that name in 20 minutes!— Stars and Stripes. To Have Curly, Wavy Hair Like “Nature’s Own” Women who have trouble keeping their hair in curl, or of securing the desired wavy effect—and especially who realize the harm that the ron does to the hair—will do » try plain liquid silmerine. In no other wa such pretty all the appear own.” And the hi instead of be- ing singed, ragged jead looking, has such lively luster and whole- some beauty. If one will get a bottle of liquid silmerine at any drug store and fol- low the accompanying directions, she will be simply delighted with the result. This product is, of course, eat Perfectly ‘harmless, | and’ there is gusty fF nothing sticky, ‘'y or unpleas- ant about it. The hair will be quite en manageable, no matter int what fash- /™ 74F jon it Is done up. th hot can they acquire and curls. having vature’s |x | ta, Liver Troubles, Fermentation in Fault!" ‘Just what a extry lady in 1) When a woman buys her first “Sweet Sixteen” frock she goes into ecstacies over the Fash- ion delight and the value. “I can’t see how yeu do it,” is the common com- ment. Seattle New York EEL, yIIEG Chi 1021 Second Avenue, Rialto Block This Mark of Confidence admitted of the continued improvement in these beau- tiful garments until they have become the most pre- ferred in America. The «enormous increase of saleg allowed for the successf™l conduct of our business on a still smaller margin of profit. The. little we make on each would spell digaster to a concern doing a‘ less business than ours. But the many small profits make for the greater success af “Sweet Sixteen.” We cannot. stand still, however. We must have more business, As it in- creases, we are glad to make the values still greater. a Sy pil ‘nh mimi es The woman who has once worn “Sweet Sixteen” garments be- comes an ardent admirer of all that “Sweet Sixteen” stands for. Her devo- tion to the ideals cannot be the Bowels and Stomach, Bright’s| Can't say at this date, Joe, but that Diseaae, Heart Disease, Poor Circe: fits Jeanne all right which is not lation, Kidney and Bladder Trow | only somethin’ extry but fivestar bien, Sieeplessness, Nervousness, | "Pecial, besides, ete., are sone of the more common, Well, Joe, when f asked Mac for ailments arising from an exceas of the vacation, havin’ stood about all Urie Acid in the system. the worry and ete. a human's bein’ The Kidneys are the natural filters could without turnin’ into a ravin's of the blood, and when they are over. maniac, I grab hold of the first train worked and can not properly carry off the poisons, the excess poison (Uric Acid) in absorbed into the sys tem and in time crystallizes, for New Yerk and in the hurry and exeltement what do I do but forget to rent a hammock in the sleepin's | car, with the sensational result that | human iceberg. | +I was just gonna push by her into} the flat, when a familiarly voice} comes from the inside | “Marie, why do you wait? Close) the door—I will see no one! | “Jeanne!” I yells, droppin’ the suit- case on friend Marie's foot. | Joe, out into the hall stepped a girl. They ain't nothin’ unusually in that® but Sweet Cookie—you should of got a flash at this one! The only “Have you a card?” butts in the | ‘When this Uric Acid attacks the | gotta sit up all night muscles between the joints and there, Weill, Joe, naturally enough I was is no fever, the conditién is known) in a terrible humor when I got up as MUSCULAR RHEUMATISM. | to my flat after all these here things When it is deposited in the fibrous havin’ befell me, but I thought that tiseues surrounding the joints and the minute I seen Jeanne and my causes inflammation, great pain and baby and had a hearts to hearts talk IF BACK HURTS TORY RHEUMATISM. When It re peatedly attacks the nerves of the joints, causing severe pain, though ‘with little or no swelling, it is known as CHRONIC RHEUMATISM, Sciatica, Gout, Neuralgia, and kindred diseases are all results from * the same cause—an excess of Uric memes ‘Acid, brought about by an impaired Take a Glass of Salts to flush Kid- action of the Kidneys. neys if Bladder bothers you— Get rid of the cause—the organs Drink lots of water. can not properly fulfill their normal pam 0. m+ pi spciger maps wogymmcirn with Eating meat regularly evensinally Rheumatism Cures and Kidney Med+ Produces kidney trouble in ‘ ‘eines, as no permanerft relief will be form or other, says a well-known wa. experienced ‘until the excess Urie thority, because the uric acid in meat Acid is removed and the Kidneys °xcites the kidneys, they become assume their natural action, overworked; get sluggish; clog up and Buchu and Marshmallow Com- “use all sorts of distress, particular. pound is the greatest Uric Acid aol- ly backache and misery in the kid vent made, It is not a patent medi ney region; rheumagic twinges, se- cine, but the result of the accumu- vere headaches, acid stomach, con lated knowledge of experienced chem- stipation, torpid liver, sleeplessness, ists and several thousand physicians bladder and urinary irritation, all over the country. 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Even in then act fine, This famous salts is the most aggrhvated cases or those made from the acid of grapes and of long standing, the improvement lemon juice, combined with lithia, shown after taking the first bottle and has been used for generations to ould be so marked that the treat: | flush clogged kidneys and stimulate | ment should no longer be considered | them to normal activity; also to neu- an experiment. tralize the acids in the urine so it «4. | no longer irritates, thus ending blad Sold by good Druggists) er aisoraers. every place or sent, post- Jad Salts cannot injure anyone; id, by J D Cc makes # delightful effervescent lith- ald, by Joyner Drug CO.,|\awater drink which millions of men pokane, ash., ON Te-|and women take now and then to A * keep the kidneys and urinary organs ceipt of price, $1.00 and ited eolune cette wr . way you'll ever see another one any- wheres near like her, Joe, is to eat) | $60,000 worth the opium and then go | to sleep!". I remember thinkin’ of red roses, | gleamin’ white ivory, Georgia peaches with Grade A cream, Annette Kel- lermann, Mary Pickford and the first time I seen the Grand Canyon. And} think, Joe—I'm wed to this riot! Wow! | “Edouard, ma cherie! she hollers back, and the next second we are clasped in a fondly embrace. This here Marie looks like she was gonna} faint outa simple surprise and then beats it inside. The minute I can| get my breath I points over Jeanne’s shoulder at the mob in the front} rooms. | “What's all this stuff, hey?” I! whispers Jeanne, puttin’ a r my mouth, draggin’ me | the bedroom and closin’ the door. “It is but the small dinner | dance. A few frfnds’* She kisses | me again, Joe, and then starts drag-| gin’ my evenin's clothes outa the ee | For 10 Years : | Now a Different Woman | EarnestlyPralsesEatonic | “My wife was great sufferer from | acid stomach for 10 years,’’ writes | | H. D. 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