The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 5, 1920, Page 11

THE SEATTLE STAR How Do You Like To SiT MR. 1S, Ths 1s Me OM MY LAP, YOUNG MAN ? COME ON IN DANNY {1 WANT You To MeeT A ' FRIEND OF MING: peTs ste You HAO HER FoR Awe! ALL THe, OTHSE GUYS | po, wo come HERE: CHIEF SEATTLE KNOCKED DOWN ‘OW interesting ft is to watch order to get into this store she Uttle boys and little girls Us. | had to walk across a narrow lit. vtening to stories. Ue causeway of two boards. © The things the boys like best of) “But Seattle got there first, and all—the blood.and-thunder kind—| the girl waited patiently until the the little girls shudder about, And} Chief and all his braves were in- the things the girls “just simply | side. love” the boys call “punk,” be-| “When she got tn, matters wore @ause they haven't any “pep” worse, No matter where she * Bo it's a good thing for us, isn’t) went, Seattle seemed richt there, it, since The Star family -nas| crowding her out, pushing tn sboth boys and girls in it, that the! front of her, standing at the coun Satories are sometimes David's| ter; she could do gothing till he “kind and sometimes Peggy's? had finished his purchases and Mi’ Peggy wasn't sure she even| 8d left the store. iiked the Indian legend about the} “Then doing her errand as “fiends and mountains. Sho #aid| quickly as possible, she started very gravely, “I do wish some. | out. © Body would but tell us just some| “Rut—while all the braves had | Plain cartyday stories about this| crossed the narrow board, Seattle Yery Seattle—I do.” had decided to stop half way. “Bless her little heart! Grand-| “There he stood like a statue— } .mother said, “It fs a long time;! his tall hat stuck on his fine old We were just recalling some things | head, his shoulders wrapped about B . One of the girls (she was/in his Indian blanket, and his “® Uttle girl in 1854) was laughing | armly planted legs in ordinary about an experience she had with | trousers. Senta. “There he stood. RF “le used to be v0 grand, you! wrne girt was in a hurry, and : he was always Seattle, the " she had every reason to believe Chief, in his own mind, and! i Knew it, for he had surely he never moved an inch out of| nhate. seen her in the store, but he stood a, aor ag SRY ODF! hike stone. At last, her patience ee all gone, she rushed across the “He would come across to our! walk, and planting her two small in his great canoe, with his| hands fair in his back, pushed ‘ about him, and he felt! nim with all her might. # ghost traportant. “Over he went, the great Chief, “One day this girl was on her) with a surprised Ugh! He rolled iy to the store when Seattle ar-/one way and his tall hat the other down in the sawdust, and not enter stores in Se-| his braves were like children—all as we do now, and in‘ they said was ‘U-hee-hee! ” 7 eerknk | A ADVENTURES ; TWINS p Baris. WEDLOCKED Just a Woman's Intuition. | THOUGHT TH’ REASON 1 HAVEN *T CAUGHT A BIG FISH ALL SUMMER WAS BECAUSE ANNIE WAS ALWAYS WITH ME, BUT, AFTER FISHIN’ ALONE ALL DAY -1 ‘THINK- (rs BECAUSE THERES No FISH IN HERE - | GOIN’ HOME SKUNKED AGAIN Li al rived. | “One aid } attle then ARG FULL-BLOODED AN" SOME OF TUEM ARENT St PULL BLoodED anes ARE So CENTS AN TAO YOu NOTICE THE UNIFORM ON THE DOORMAN, AND ALL THE PALMS IN THE HALL? Suddenly the plan he had been searching for all morning popped into his} head. He got very busy then, di hin pen into his ink- well and’ jing off the ink before every word. After while he whispered to the ttle rabbit boy to sit sideways, and later on, he asked him to turn the other way round, all the while writ ing and then shaking his pen for all he was worth. Pretty foon Markie Mink across the aisle looked up from his speller and his ¢ye fell on Cutie—a won Gerful Cutie, peppered all over with spots like the top of a raisio- cake, “Teacher, teacherf he screamed, wildly shaking his paw in the air. “Look at Cutie Cottontall He's the measles!” Of course Scribble Scratch din- missed the school at once, and told them all to take a twoday vaca tion, til] the place was fumigated. Such a scurrying in forty direc tions you never knew. (Copyright, 1920, N. EB. A) UKE TH’ JONESES, TLL TAKE A LOOK out of school without having “fairy schoolmaster send Nick, truant officer, after bim. “He wrote bis name in all his with flourishes, and his ad- too, just to help him think. he wrote poems about return- the books to him if they were s Every time he wrote a word be shook his pen without watching Where the ink was flying. "But happening to glance up in the of this absorbing business. hing queer on Cutle Cotton back caught his eye. Then he Spots—big black ones were They Were Three Kookoos of a F pat Vikslow! WHAT: “THOSE “Two Guvs DeLigeraTELY CHEATED. “WEY SATRERE ALL DAY AND WouLDNTT PULL UP “THEIR LIN S LAW EM BOTH GET STRONG us AND THEY DIDNT MAKE A “tev CaTEH eM! 7 Yalow OT10, LAOFFW THESE SUNDAY FISHMG “TRIPS + | 1 WENTON ome LAST SUNDRY WITH A COUPLA FELLAS, AMD onl STAND TREAT FOR Te CIGARS, EH? »—~] « BY THORNTON W. BURGESS Unc’ Billy Consults Ol Mistah Buzzard MISTAH BUZZARD has very | Billy Poseum was partly to blame for gharp eyes. Nobody has sharp-| all the trouble they had had lately.| eyes than Ol' Mistah Buzzard.| Then each one had promised to turn | ng round and round and round | his back on Unc’ BIllf Possum the round in great circles way up in| very next time he should come along, ‘blue, blue sky, so high that some- | and this is what happened he looks like nothing but a} Ol’ ‘Mistah Buzzard watched Unc’ leadows and a great deal that goes in the Green Forest. it to the little meadow and forest Billy go hotne and sit down with his chin in his hands and study and study, just aeiif he had something on his mind. ly and by Unc’ Billy, looked up in the sky, where Ol' Mis: | tah Buzzard was sailing round and |round. Then Unc’ Billy hopped up | mighty spry and reached for his hat. | “Ah reckon Unc’ Billy ‘lows he'll ?| make me @ visit,” said Ol’ Mistan | Buzzard with @ chuckle, ag he slid down, down out,of the sky to the tail dead tree in the Green Forest which hadn't been there long when Unc’ Billy Possum came shuffling along just as if be was out walking for his health. “Howdy, Mistah Buzzard? Ah cer- t’nly hopes yo’-all feel right smart,” } said Une’ Billy. . Ol Mistah Buzgard’s eyes twinkled as he replied: “Ah feel peart, Brer Possum, thank yo’, Ah hopes yo’ feel the same, Yo’ look like nothing ever bothers yo’.” Une’ Billy grinned, but at the aame time he looked a bit foolish as he sald: “That's right, Mistah Buzzard, little that Ol Mistah Buzzard| that’s right! Nothing ever doew So, all the day that Unc , bother me.” An@ all the time he Possum had been tramping | was wondering how ever he should in the Green Forest and finding | ask for Ol’ Mistah Buzzard's, advice body's back turned to him, Ol'| and not let him know that something tah Buzzard had been watching| really was bothering him a great laughing fit to kili himself. You | deai, he knew all about Bobby Coon's wa i ww, and By Unc’ Billy Looked Up in the Sky speck, he looks down and sees ‘thing going on in the Green There is this mo’ning, Brer Posum,” said Ol' and how Bobby had whis-| Mistah Buzzard. tm the ear of each that Unc'| “Did yo’, indeed? Xo have keen is his favorite roosting place. He | jeyes, Mistah Buzzard!” replied Unc’ Billy, “Ah saw yo’ meet a lot of yo’ friends, It's fine to have a lot of friends, isn't it, Brer Possum?” sald | Ol Mistah Buzzard. Unc’ Billy looked at Ol Mistah Buzzard sharply. 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