The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 1, 1920, Page 7

Sq] | (THERE’S N BY H. C. WITWER Copyright, 1920, by Doubleday, Page & Company “RE TODAY help try out @ dusher yordinary piteher de] his mame w # faith nd, Joe y tn the Would give him re to RhOw he hi fore that day ANKE NT i ts | Downstairs Department Offers Bargains in LADIES’ STYLISH We were fortunate in buying, at a low price, five stylish Low Shoes, all with genuine Goodyear These are: Brown and Black Kid Theo Ties; B and D widths only; sizes 3% to 8. Brown and Black Kid and Brown Calfskin Ozfords, B, C, D widths; sizes $ to 8, Styles are as illustrated above. Every pair is worth fs the least pald Savers in this Asso ciation for more than eight years. IN ADDITION savers ‘in this association .have enjoyed the absolute security for their funds afforded by a mutual savings and loan association, it being a matter of record that losses by mutual savings and loan associatiorts are practically NIL. O BASE LIKE HOME ‘The busher sald and reached for the bat Now Go On With the Story (Continued From Our Last Issue) Well, Joe, I let Ike have ft and to show they was no hard feelin's he | let me have it, toot You never seen such @ change come over anything! in your life, not even the German army, as the one that took place! with this Tke guy. I felt kinda sorry | for the poor hick at first, because he sure looked pitiful standin’ there without a friend an@ the gang ridin’ }him to a farethee-well, ¥ | thought I'll eade one ov can make some kind of | before he gets the gate and with | that, Joe, I shot him one right in| | the groove, Joe, he put it up against the tobaceo sign in right fleld and) | the buneh begins to ride me. I fig J ure by this time T have done all for thim that he can ex . wo 1 feed | him my world famous #low drop next | and he lays it in the left field bleach. | | ora. Joe, T am gettin’ sore and I give that baby everything I got in | stock from that wicked inshoot of | mine to my notorious, wiggler, which is as fast as a frightened bullet and twists like a eptlep nake, Joe, he eat ‘em all up, fillin’ the air full of | baseballs and Mac gt sarcastical | fl «runt and asks me we room:| | mates. He even put a wild pitch up against the flagpole in deep center and Smith, which was catehin' me, never laid @ finger on the” ball be-| cause none of them got that far.| | When he slammed my lightnin’ out | shoot so hard that it must of come| down in Russia for the first bounce! | I throwed off my glove and quit and | Mac tells him to go out on the lot! | with the redt of the gang and show | him a piece of fleldin’ Well, Joe, we all took turns rappin’ out balls to him tn the field and if he ‘was good with the old wagon tongue he was a fiend when it come to field in’, He was faster on hin feet thant @ rabbit, and as for a throwin’ arm) ~Oh, boy! Joe, he snapped one from | | second to me and I thought fey was & motor in it from the way it sound. | ed goin’ past my ear. Before I could | ralse @ glove to it, It was bouncin'| \ off the side of the dugout. Mac sent! | in some other guys to work out with | Fi him s0's he wouldn't feel lonesome and as far as fieldin’ was concerned | I | them guys could of started a crap| | same, because ike never gave them) |@ chance. He covered more ground | than the prohibition movement and if Ty Cobb could of seen thin bird) work he would of gone to the near eat drugstore and took a seldel of arsenic from plain Jealousy, Joe, he missed a odd one now and then or! be would of been unhuman, gut he! jive a exhibition of the game of baseball all by himself out there that would make Eddie Collins look like a! | busher, | “This guy's a gold mine™ Mac| fl | Whispers to me. “He'll be the talk | ot the country in a coupla weeks | and so will I for diggin’ him up. Why, they won't be nothin’ on tho) if front page of the papers but his pic. | tures and the like and they'll run |i | what's happentn’ tn the rest of the world In the advertisin’ section. He's | got Watson's Job sewed tn the linin'| of his vest now and I only hope he | won't ask for @ cut of the Liberty| | Joan to go to work for me. If I got} | to do it, tho, Il! gtve him the clud! | house and the grandstand®o get him| | to try out « fountain pen on the bot- tom of a contract” | With that he yells for Tke to come| 2 | “C'mere™ nays Mac, when Tke come! Ml grinnin’ up to the plate, “and take! that simp look off your face whilst I'm talkin’ to you. I must say I'm) a whole lot disappointed after seein’ | you work. I thought you had some| big league stuff in you, but you got| | manys the year to go yet on what) you've showed today. You email time; knockouts are all alike—world beat- ers with the high school boys and tramps when you get in the Big Show. However, I'll give you a chance, but you got to impr 500 per cent over your present work. I | counted all the balls hit to you and | out of 36 chances you missed two— that's terrible! The only reason you; got a hit at all off of Harmon was Decause I told him not to extend himself and take chances of hurtin’ his arm. If he really let himself out you would never of put wood on the ball, get that?” “What else is the matter with me?” asks lke, scratchin’ his head, “I'll leave the bleachers tel you all about that first time you work,” |says Mac. “How much dough do _| you think you oughta get?” “Well,” says Ike, “that’s a ques tion. How's business?” “How's business?” hollere Mac. “Say—how long have you been play- in’ professional baseball anyways?” “Gevhalt!” says Ike, “You should] livé that long! I want only I should save enough money to open it a deli- catessen and then I wouldn't care if| —— — THE SEATTLE STAR FREDERICK & NELSON FIFTH AVENUE AND PINE STREET | DOWNSTAIRS | “Corded Felts” ‘An Advance Millinery Idea $7.50 HEY appeal instantly, because so new and “differ- ent,” these new Hats and Tams of corded felt. The Hats are in the soft-crown sailor effect suggested in the sketch, in these lovely color combinations: Rust faced with navy. Black with white. Brown with buff. Old-blue with navy. Navy with buff. Scarlet with navy. ~—banded with two- color braiding of the felt ending in bow of felt. The Tams are in Black, White, Brown, Rose, Rust, Orange and Cherry. Velvet Hats, corded and stitched in the same manner, are also featured in striking color-combinations at this price—87.50. —THE DOWNSTAIRS STORE 180 Dressed Dolls Reduced to 95c Each Will Not Be Long in Finding New Homes A COMPLETE doll-family may be adopted from this assemblage of dolls— Little Boys with sailor suits. Little Girls in fluffy frocks and bonnets. Little Girls with kindergarten dresses bordered with alphabet, and with story booklet on neck cord. These dolls have stuffed bodies and composition heads and are from 12 to 15 inches tall. The values are exceptional at B5¢. —THE DOWNSTAIRS STORE Boys’ Army-last Shoes $4.25 and $5.00 HESE Shoes are model- ed over the Munson last, as adopted for our army, their scientific de sign insuring the utmost comfort and serviceability. In heavy tan leather. Sizes 12 to 1314, $4.25. Sizes 1 to 6, $5.00. GROWING GIRLS’ TAN LACE SHOES on me- dium toe last, with low heels, sizes 214 to 7, $7.75 pair. CHILDREN’S BROWN CALF SHOES, button and lace styles with stout oak soles, sizes 5 to 8, $3.15 pair; 814 to 1114, $3.65 pair. —THE DOWNSTAIRS STORE Women’s Mixed-wool Union Suits $2.50 and $3.00 OFT-FINISHED and warm as can be are these Union Suits with mixture of wool for greater warmth and elasticity. Cream-color, ribbed-knit ef- fect; Dutch neck, elbow sleeves, ankle length. Sizes’ 36 and 38, $2.50; sizes 40, 42 and 44, price $3.00. —THE DOWNSTAIRS STORB Cocoa Door Mats $1.25 and $1.60 HESE Cocoa Door Mats with their stiff cocoa fiber bristles make most efficient guardians for each entrance to the home. $ Two sizes, attractively priced as follows: Size 14x24 $1.25. Size $1.60. THE DOWNSTAIRS STORE inches, 16x27 __ inches, New Corsets For Slight Figures $2.00 R misses’ wear, too, are these comfortable Corsets, made of pink coutil, lightly boned, with elastic inserts in the low bust and short skirt eased with elastic gores. Sizes 20 to 26. Priced at $2.00. FOR THE AVERAGE FIGURE, a Corset of pink batiste, with me- dium bust and long skirt, well-boned, but with free space over hip. Fitted with four hose support- Sizes 21 to 26. Price $1.50. THE DOWNSTAIRS STORE Horehound Menthol Lumps Special 45c Pound HESE pungently flavor- ed candies are priced unusually low, Saturday, at 45: und. ae DOWNSTAIRS STORB Children’s Stockings 50c Pair E DLU M- WEIGHT Black Ribbed Stock- ings of very elastic weave, with two-thread double knee; stainless dye. Sizes 6 to 10, 50¢. —THE DOWNSTAIRS STORE Just Received: Handsome Black Plush Coats Expressing the New Season’s Ideas $45.00 and $50.0 HE plush itself is of a Sa singularly silky, deep- Cae pile variety that lends it- self with rich effect to the present fashions. There are all-plush coats with —- cape collar, styles with caracul cloth collar, dyed opossum collar, or with collar, cuffs and deep ong at bottom of Coney ‘ur. . The Coat pictured with generous shawl collar of dyed opossum, and full-len, lining of firm black sateen, —THE DOWNSTAIRS STORE \ This Good-looking Little Coat at $15.00’ is an indication of the values the Downstairs Store is offer- ing in Girls’ Coats at low prices. * Its coney fur collar, belt drawn through four buckles and novel arrangement of diagonal tucks in back are very attractive style-feateres. In serviceable coating mix- tures of Blue, Green and Brown, sizes 8 to 10 years, $15.00, At $19.50, a very attractive model in polo cloth coating, full-lined with serviceable sateen and finished with large coney fur collar. In Navy, Burgundy and Brown, sizes 10 and 12 years—$19.50. —THE DOWNSTAIRS STORE 1,000 Yards of White Outing Flannel Ina Featured Offering Saturday at 30c Yard T this low price, many women will want to pur- chase a quantity of this outing flannel, and supply the family with warm night gowns and pajamas. It is a desirable quality, also, for infants’ wear. . Twenty-six inches wide. Low-priced at 30¢ yard. —THE DOWNSTAIRS STORE Glittering Metallic Flouncings $2.25 Yard refurbish the worn evening frock or to construct a new one, these Lace Flouncings with their tracery of gold and silver are a real inspiration. On net foundations in Black, Navy, White, Copen- hagen, Taupe, Red and Yellow, 18 inches wide, $2.25 yard. —THE DOWNSTAIRS STORE tin’ his release from Buffalo whichI have got to try and raise everyjhouse, ‘The war's correspondent got the nerve. world! In the mornin’ I am sefita® GFRESS ESBS “ Savings Left Here ' On or Before October 5 Will Earn Full Dividends From October 1 You can start saving here now and par- ticipate in our next semi-annual dividend on January 1, 1921. Safety for your sav- ings being assured by careful and eco- nomical management, under strict state supervision, by the following board of trustees whose names are a guarantee of unswerving adherence to the “mutual” Principle under which this association is operated, TRUSTEES GHONGE R. HANNON FERGUSON JANSEN AD EDGAR E. CUSHING WILLIAM D, COMER | CLAN ASS°CIATION | 815 SECOND AVE. 736 I never seen an umpire even for the reat of my dife.” He begins waggin' hin head from one ajde to the other. “Tach! he says. “Raseballe—that’s| | business! Strike one, strike two,! he’s out, he's safe, batters up, ball] wix, leave him in, take him out, kill the umpire, Oy!" Me ahd Mac 4s havin’ trouble with a bad case of the hystericals jand fin'ly Mae demands to know at once how much money Ike wants and be done with it “Well,” says Ike, “so’s we wouldn't | waste all day with fighting and like! that—how's six thousand a year?” “That's i nice mon says Mac, “and I bet Rockefeller and Morgan| hit around that practically year jn and year out. I'll gplit the difference with you and make it two thousand, C'mon down to the office and I'll |sign you up before I change my mind.” ‘ “Oy! hollers Tke, speakin’ to the flagpole. “Two thousand a year? I'm laughing at you! A conductor | from a street car gets two thousand a year and first crack at the nickel Jand you want I should play base- balls for that, hey? Either I get it six thousand or I go back to But. faloes—you could take it or leave it!” “All right,” @ay# Mac, turnin’ away, “I'll leave it. So Iong,| Stupid!” We got about three feet away, Joe, when Ike comes runnin’ and grabs Mac by the arm, “Gimme it the papers,” he says “py gign ‘em. You could take a joke, couldn't you?” Well, Joe, we got this here world | beater for about the same money the ground keeper gets, and I only hope he don't turn out to be a flash of the pan, Mac had @ lotta fun get | or the like must of seen a rat when he went; month for the new one, the last one after Ike, because we had to give| Was free and they throwed in break: seven thousand dollars and two good | fast. On top of that, Jeanne goes to | work and hires a extry maid to do outfielders to get this two-thousand. «year champ. Well, bonne nuit, as we used to nothin’ but look after my baby. things is goin’ O, K. with you. I don’t work again for three days, and | then I pitch the first game against the Phillies, The only one of them | guys which will see first base will be the bird which is playin’ that position for them, hey, Joe? Outa common politeness, Jeanne | sends her love. Yours truly. | KD HARMON (The Extryordinary pitcher de luxe), mm Shoes to Conquer yerside Drive, N. Y. } > bY} Mm You'll Like Our Well, Joe, T have just come out of the most terrible experience a man’| Prices can have outside of bein’ electrocuted | We have gone to work | and moved from where we was livin’ | Pine St. in peace and quiet to a place on Riverside’s drive where Grant's} * Just Below Central Fire Station tomb and all the rich guys lives, and | the dugout we are in now would make the Waldorf look like a stable, not that our ex-home wasn't class. | Joo, 1 wes perfectly satisfactory | to live where we was and they had been no complaints about us from neighbors or like that, but ne has fell in with @ bunch of friends now which is leadin’ her this way and that I was a young infant baby and had no mind of her own | Joe, 1 thought the rent was brutal in my exflat, but alongside of what Joe, baseball with me will soon remark in the trenches, and I hope | 4. nothin’ more than a side line, be- cause I have grabbed off a couple more jobs for myself 80's I can keep from joinin’sthe boys In the alms- which T filtted about France with | has come back and what does he do| ing's good house which made me @ but get me on the payroll of a news-| proposition to try and sell their paper here. All I gotta do is to write | wares, usin’ my famous name as a a lotta stuff every day about the| decoy, and I will get a commission payin’ more than the one I had in ®& coupla funny cracks here and| the army did, outa that, Joe, I am there if possible, and they will let | busier than a guy with the ice water me sign my name to it, provided I' concession in Hades, I'll tell the pach tat cae baseballs situation and the like, with cannot progress. wisely. regularly. get ahead. Saturday Eve Common Sense Thrift . The person who spends ALL he makes Spend your money But save SOME of your money Only in this way will you Savings Department oven, every ne for your convenience The Seattle National Bank Second Avenue at Columbia Well, Joo, then they was a sport-|sporting’s gods, in the afternoon & am playin’ baseballs and at night I fledge arthur writin’ Ivam tryin’ now to get somethin’ to do between twelve p. m. and daybreak so's I won't look like no loafer and only today I answered a ad for a am a full articles for the newspaper. night watchman, (Continued in Our Next Issue) Canadian . Pacific and Vancouver, B. C, en Se 11:30 P. M. Daily jcouver Direct Week-End Trips oly Vancouver Island “The Island of 1,000 Miles of Wonderland” STEAMSHIP AND RAIL GOoLY OTORING, FISHING Something for Every One Illustrated Folder on Application ve. M: . L, STURDEE, General Agent