The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 23, 1920, Page 11

THE SpArtLS hie OSSETIA I ae Ne Il a eC eee EET I WOMAN SCORES AGAIN KANSAS CITY, Mo—Graciously thanking a policeman fe rections, & woman rea antly into her coat , pulled out a plug of tobacco and bit off & generous chew. The policeman ar rested her on a charge of disturbing the peach, but the court discharged her, saying, “If she can vote, why shouldn't whe thrown off from the manses of dig! came germs lodged In a decaying. | nadineased tonsll,or in some rowth in the vault of the! Cine JONES GETS NEIGHBOR'S GOAT; CYNTHIA QUOTES SCRIPTURE Cynthia Grey: As about nine-tenths of your space is de- Voted to the discussion of the problems of women, would you mind publishing this little article on the troubles of men? ? Could alaw be passed to protect one from one's well- meaning, but pestiferous friend? s Jones is my neighbor and is a good enough fellow, but is 'S popping up when one least wants to see him, Jones is a great talker but never thinks. He simply sets trap going and never stops until he is run down and his unfortunate listener is worn to a frazzle, thia, lama working man; I am tied up at my place of from 7 a. m. till 7 p.m. I don’t get much time to read or gg think the thoughts | most like to think. When I seat myself on the street car at night, weary from the day’s duties, it is with a sigh of relief that I unfold my ror magazine. But no sooner done than Jones flops beside me and makes me the victim of his chronic gar- English Star rope Sing in America om Besides pee, corn cobs are now the sources of furfural, used in the making of dyes, an adhesive, an ine 1 several other articles, THE BOOK OF DEBORAH DEB'S DOG AND ANN'S RACCOON BRING DEB AND JIM TOGETHER Probably Mike never had seen aj not Jim turned on the tnstant, Just) MOCK OY. raccoon, but when his sharp eye#| where she could lunge to the safety 1 beni eae Ann's beastie scurrying |of his arms! 5 dine a ne edge of the terrace, Mike| We, on the terrace, sat as still as 3 eaptule' well very well that it wasn't 4 audience at the climax of a 2 cuptuls milk forbidden pussy, but his own legal) moyie drama, If I had had the cen 1 tab nful butter prey if he could cateh it soring of that scene I would have 2 por atv am Certainly Jim Lorimer had no per-| cut out several yards of the ensuing 4 scampevatts nal inclination to save the coon's| celluloid, is se aa ones yer ah tek ) as far ax I could nee, but, of] Jim and Deb seemed scarcely Perdinch Wiens: pat te wan ails re, he couldn't let the thing astonished at the sudden embrace, | Warr Rormidroclings 0 6 ; : prend and water and cook slowly tor come to its death before the eyes| Her head was on fhoulder.hay| near, aadiag water as’ neemir of the girls. took the incident aa if it were a 2 He went off at top speed after|rintural, and a desired happiness, |19 keep 'WO cuptuls: heat milk; ait, Mike, and #0 did Deborah Burns. | suddenly achieved og onmeed MiNeri seneeh neti, “No use to call Mike, once he) Ann giggled, The men on the} ?°?! ‘ acureed ie rtarts to be bad," Deb exclaimed as | terrace moved uneasily, ‘Then Deb| “immer at the boiling point for 10) she darted down the steps. | freed herself. Her face had ont its | nutes. incubator for thelr propagation, She was as white as wax The Chinese are sald to have some | “ince there fs the proper heat, and) | Deb bad takem all the sprinting | flush trophies for her class in college.| As she stood erect, we on the ter-| ¢ruit far superior to anything on this|the mucus and saliva together with |race perceived the reason why the| side of the globe. tiny food particles about the teeth secticide @ Questions of health, sual a hygiene, will be answered if Information Departm: le Health Service, Washingion, 2 R SOUP THE CLEAN MOUTH The value of @ clean and healthy | mouth cannot be too strongly atre ed in any article dealing with the public health. | Dinease germs usually get into the body thru a break in the skin, | or thru the mucous membrane of the natural cavities, the nose and |mouth, or thru the alimentary tract. | The healthy skin is proof against | germe, except when it is pun ured | by the bite of an insect, or by son {instrument. The mouth and nos however, not-only offer ready access! to disease germs, bdt make an ideal ) ee Basement Store ; Week-End Specials} y_|__—* ty. T have changed schedules on Jones, morning and night, but ‘s unerring instinct always lands him on the same car th me. The only interesting thing Jones ever says is, “Well, I must be going; good-night dear Cynthia, you, no doubt, have been lost in that beau- world Dante created when he wrote his Panegyric on ab- stract love. The place, ‘mean, where he is having beautific visions of his ideal, Beatrice? Well, it was in that world one evening recently I~vas func- ig when Jones made his appearance and ruthlessly drag- ged me down to tell me about some trouble he was having with an ages Oa us neighbor who had kicked his dog. Ye gods! What a fall that was—from the sublime to the Fidiculous. From Seraphim to canines. thia, I don’t mind con-| fessing to you that I then and there killed Jones. That is,| mentally. I subjected.him to all the horrors of the Spanish Inquisition. 1 applied the In spite of the baby Louls heels on | [her roundtoed French pumps, she| embrace had been prolonged. Tn | annrnnrrnrrrmnnrnmnnnnerwnenrnw | form an excellent culture medium, tore down the path after Mike and|stumbifng, Deb had lost one of her|able to run up to my room, Deb| ‘The mouth and nose, furthermore, || the raccoon in her best form, pretty blue slippers, Jim retrieved | was stretched, face down, on my afford an effective shelter for mass Some of the men whistled to the/ it, and adjusted it, and then those| ped. Her hands were above her|es of bacteria. Defective teeth, the dog, Ann waved her hands fran-|two beautiful young things avoided| head, her face was buried in @ pil-| tonsils and the furry coating of the tieally and sereamed, while Deb and | each other's eyes and turned their|jow, sobs shook her body. I have| tongue all have numerous little holes Jim raced to the rescue beautifully, | attention to the Animals which bad| heard of dry-eyed grief, but I hope|and ridges that are a protection side by aide, caused the confusion, never again to look upon ft. against the ordinary cleansing meth. i 3 A» the red terrier was about to) Mike was making circles about! “Come in, Jane," she murmured,|ods, that is, against the casual Miss Adeline Haigh grasp the contused baby animal.) the tree in waleh Jim hi laced| when she heard my gtep, brushing of the teeth. Jim dashed ahead of Deb, anatched| the raccoon, The dog was juntping|’ I sat down by her side and took! © 00d h Miss Adeline Haigh, English OPerA up the little creature, and tomsed it| frantically, and it was well for|one of her pretty white hands in bi Gite poresan: "ioe gg star, will sing at the Metropolitan | into the limbs ofa tree. Deb's composure that she had to} mine. | the srrusun especially that which ac opera house, New York, this sea And then—it all happened tn @ collar him and scold him befdre he} 1 had no comfort for her. If I| cumulates on the teeth, HAT d YO U oon. recond Deb was still rushing on, | would come to heel. couldn't shape my own happiness, All cavities in the teeth should f 0 going at full speed, when a @eco:| When she and Jim were again on| how could I help her? receive the prompt attention of the think? Write Cyn- rative panel of her gay little frock | the terrace, Deb refused a fresh! 1 could only hate the pitiless call|dentist. Any diseased condition ‘of thia Grey, of The caught on a stout trimmed branch | cup of tea and went upstairs to re-|of true love to true love, which| the tonsils or adenoids should be Seattle Star. oA AS a OT IE TIT ‘ia “Many valuable specimens in the botanical garden at Washington have been destroyed by meadow mice in ; : ; Spats $2.00 of a bush. The stitches heid, Deb/ pair her torn skirt. As hosters, I| when unanswered, makes existence | submitted to the nase and throat immediately leave my guests!a purgatory. specialist. The whole system fre-|| Brown, gray and whit t her, When at last I was (To Be Continued) quently may be affected by poisons swung half around, and would have! couldn’ their search for goed. ed headlong to the ground had to _slow-death method of the Chi- “nese who prick their victims) ‘with pins. Well, I— Here comes Jones; : mn “We have some clever law- , to be sure, who can) stretch the red tape farther than human eye can reach; but I am not prepared to say as to whether they vould be of benefit to one in your state. ° Why not try letting some of | Christ's sermon delivered up-| on the mount float into your mental realms occasionally in, preference to Dante? Take} Jor instance this verse: “Blessed are the meek; for shall inherit the earth,” again, “Let your light so shine before men that they may see eee 2008. Works. we fy your Father which is heaven.” kens to it Times Dear Miss Grey: Why do people Not look once upon what old, long: forgotten nations said about cloth fog? Caesar, when waging war with the barbarian Germans, stated the that men and women bathed in the same place in the rivers! z never saw any move or heard any allusion as to offend the strict. est moralistic feelings. ‘The same thing, he said, would) have been absolutely impossible in Rome of his days. Yet Rome had superior in school buildings (1 do not know how mapy mills they spent for education). and the Germans had Me school buildings whatsoever, and | _ heathen priests, and life was worth _ a8 much among them as a rot- ten cabbage is in the eyes of a Vegetable man. As long as Caesar stated the Romans could not put dif. ferent work in as to education, this heathen ideal of nakedness, coupled igor morality, could not be reached. | If a nude man does not excite the imagination of women half as much as nude women do the imagination of men, then women are, or may be, built more on the German line as to brains. It looks as if the improve ment is better brought about in man himself instead of in his clothes, Why not have, on the Roman lines, separate bathing places for men and women? Then they all could enjoy natural nudeness to their heart's content. And here we meet the greatest. paradox in women’s theories—it is again the women who linsist on mixing of both sexes in bathing. Why not first educate men to woman's moral point, before ad mitting them ‘to women's bath re sorts? The trouble is with the ex- amination, The same women are asking for disploy of beautiful things tn schools and elwewhere to work on the mind of people. 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