The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 22, 1919, Page 7

thick spectactes, Lily enveloped him, , man we pe bait of «i peieration sat on his brow smnly dripped erudition. PD eaiked into Mayor Piteg@ratd's Ld office ant speared G. Stuart gecretary to hiszoner, with that apelled Arctic anger Woodland have Visited your * grated the stranger, “and I upon your wild animals,” Meme menagerie,” murmured Cos 0,” agreed the stranger, he went On accusingly, “no: @ 1 find the aardvark, the the musquash or the man Otho» MA. ould men, ried You wirt * of » for } to call ome, h All Hemloch! Now We Find Ourselves Without a Single Kinkajou or Quagga broek, the pica, the peba and the Pace, the bobse, the cuseus and the bontebok are not there—why?" de- manded the stranger “Let me exple Costello urged } “And I searched in vain for the puku, the pu@u, the dugong and the dingo; my search for the drill, the |mMungeose, the heoldck, the howler jand markhoor goat was fruttiess,” the stranger chented. | ‘ease hear me~—" Comtello begged where tn your lovely park do | find the stoat or the tinsang, the nakong, or the tere: it™pains me to find ne specitnen ef the deard or the {Kudu or the biesbok; I find no wom bat or bubaline, and I regret to tel! you that you have mo antbear, not even a bighorn, in your park.” wept the stranger “Why?” the viettor Gemanded, as [ho wiped tis thick specs. “You'd better take the matter up with the park board,” gasped the mayor's secretary |The stranger stalked into outer alr after casting a loek of infinite pity j Upon the secretary of the mayor of jthe clty which #o far forgets itself [as nog te heve an eard-vark or a dingo im its municipal menagerie. g second,” Costello bemged ) state wee Where's Banteng? stersin, fol find the orang, the eland t look . the oryx or the often? * the stranger biased. CR a second,” came the Cos ate ng don't I find the panda, igighau, the mohohu, the wou = the ayeaye, or even the budeng, e bongo, or the banteng?” bel the stranger t no ; climate—" Costello bogart. the mean I find a wanderu, a pottoe a gongo; I looked in vain for the »! to Talk sherd to to Club Monday a You Transportation club's pro for Monday, in their rooms al ling Railway Exchange buitding, yer) fhe featured by an address by Of the Mata Shepherd, manager of the Bloeiy branch of the Federal Re rials. Hy teak. ‘The subject will be esd Reserve Banking Sys raving ty singing led by Capt. en for of the Y. M. C. A, will the musical program. @ you aaa ‘suits, ir you condit families the U. 8. Bureau if you Statistics found that 20 If not, are undernourished. Con- ___ Olive Tablets shall WILLIE In the Newest Jack Gardner “In the War Zone.” 99 oLaveR Meroscos FAMOUS COMEDY ANTAGES BEGINNING MONDAY MATINED MAUD DANIELS PRESENTS jew York's Favorite |No Such Word as | Jointist Says Ball | What ie @ Jointist? If 8, why? | These are questions pertinent to | the case of the state versus Hugh | Stubbs, of Renton, and his wife, Sarah, The state charges them with being jointists, persons maintaining a Joint. for the illegal distribution of doore, | ‘The hat logisiature paeed t law declgring “Jjointists” unlawful. “T don’ think there ts any such gong leader and musical word as Jeintist,” said Attorney Bill | ME | Bell for the defendants. | “I don't know,” said Justice Otis | Brinker. “We'll continue the case | til next Tyeeaday.” } Fireworks Man to Talk on Shantung W. B. Primatiey, of the Hitt Fire- works company, who recently re turned from 2 tour of China, will | day noon @t the Masonic club rooms. GOVERNORS WILL HELP Gov, Louls F. Hart will serve on the governors” campaign committes WIte 4 MATINER Nights 7 and 9 Detightfut Offering Generation” Spectacle with CHILDREN OF STAGELAND SOLAR Song Successes. Stephens & Brunelle Bits of Musical Comedy. Tomorrow, M: A Splen let by Whitney 1h . Three Harvards ——_Pelighttut Gymnaate. “Pin 4 comedy r Will H. Fields and La Adelia “The Rehearsal FEATURE CRANE Stripp Daily, Children 105 jonday, Tuesday and Wednesday Hippodrome Vaudeville ed for a Million” New Show of Haskell and Bloom “A Pair of Jacks” Songs, Piano and Talkaflage. Shepard and Ott “A Little of This and That. McJlyar and Hamilton mecentric Comedy Acrobats. PHOTOPLAY WILBUR Sundays, Hotidays and Even, 18¢. | sion a dainty piece of lingerie, a gift oe | . i—Henry Hall with the Withes Players, 2—Julia Ring coming to Levy's Orpheum. 4—Happy” Jack Gardner Al THEATH. — | METROPOLITAN — A Ht Deo women love to torment men as | much as they, love to torment and | | tease one or? Does a woman really ever what her motives are, and what she intends to do? These are two of the tmacinat ing problems presented to audiences in “Up in Mabel's Room,” the com edy farce which A. H. Woods will | present at the Metropolitan for one week, starting Sunday night. “Up in Mabel’s oom” is in three ‘The action transpires in the comedy, “Up in Mabel's Koos. MUOKEP —Orpheum vaudeville, | WILKES—Wilkes Mlayers in “The | ath -Offe.” Wath LEVY'S OKPHEUM—Levy's Mustoal | | Comedy Company in “Ole's Thanks- | whttac’s | PALACE MIP—Vaudevitic featuring | be tomedy playlest. Pinched. playlest. PANTAGES — Vaudeville featuring | “The Mising Generation,” juvenile | ® while some i eecentric dancing. “The Musical Hunters.” consist ing of a darktmired Mr. Hunter and a blond Miss Hunter, have a lively musical act that is handsome ly staged and costumed. Meredith and Snoorer brings out Snoorer, a bulldog with “almost | buman” beadna. “The prettieat and most elaborate soenic novelty in vaudeville.” That trom hype er Egan oae 4 OS the way M. Touber's “Beginning ‘Mabel, from Garr; tired } ot World” escribed. It la a isn’t mean, but she is certainty mis | oenrtaat po “es perce ne chievous, and she conceived a #u4:| ving oolors den desire to show Garry's present to his bride, There follows a series of exciting and highly amusing incidents, tn which Gi endeavors to keep Ma- bel away from his bride. ‘The cast includes Julie Ring, Dor- othy Slaytor, Carewe Carvel, James Norval, Frederico Clayton, Nicholas Judels and Joseph A- Bingham. MOORE ‘The headline offering on the new bili of Orpheum circuit vaudeville at the Moore for the week beginning tomorrow is an exceptionally big production called “The Overseas Revue.” It @ presented by Eliza- beth Brice, Will Morrissey and « east of 22 artists, including a beau ty chorus. Mise Brice and Mr. Morrissey played to hundreds of thousands of soldiers in France during the war. Undoubtedly there are many re turned soldiers in this city who saw them there. The revue fs @ sort of y quilt” of music, dancing and song. It is easily one of the most pretentious and important acts in vaudeville, Al and Fannie Stedman is an- other feature number on the new bill, ‘They are said to present a humorous, interesting, novel and intensely human act. Miss Sted man ia a versatile comedienne and Mr. Stedman is a well known com- poser and song writer. They are 4 feature wherever high class vaude- ville flourishes. Frank Jerome and “Big” Herbert call themselves “Versatile Vendors of Varieties.” Some of their com- edy is of the current “nut” variety, Long Island. Here Garry and bis bride have come to spend their hon- eymoon. Unfortunately, Weldon has invited other guests, among them a fascinating widow named Mabel, of whom Garry was fond in his bach- elor days, and who reciprocated his affection. Mabel has in her posses color LEVY'S ORPHEUM Eugene Levy announces another big musical and fun vehicle at Levy's Orpheum this week, in “Ole’s Thanksgiving,” @ rural comedy set to music, that will breathe the at- @ay. Oncar Gerard, “Ole Olson,” will be geen an the proprietor of the one and only merchandise store in Maple Creek, while Lew White will have the comedy role of the clerk in the store, Judge in the court, and, in faet, general utility man of the thriving town of Maple Creek. The professional cracker grabters and stove warmers of the village will be handied by Harry Cleveland, Frank Budd and Robert Lorenz, while the country belles of the vil lage will go to Blanche Trelease, Pauline Arthur, Ploy Ward and Laura Vail. — in the role of the traveling salesman, who is snowbound in Ma ple Creek, and who starts all the rumpus in the village, One of the big features of the at traction will be the large and elabor- ately ataged musical offerings. Rob ert Lorenzo and Frank Budd will have & pretty duet offering, while Blanche Trelease will lead the chorus in “Little Joe,” Harold Weeks’ lat ést popular success, Laura Vail will also have a catehy number with the siris, an will Pauline Arthur. The Village Choir, composed of all the principals, eleven in number, will offer a number of selections in the harmony line. Newtonbakerisms oe ME OPERATES TH BIGGEST PIPE IM WASHINGTON HE LIKES TO RAISE A RACKET IN TENNIS’ BOOKS ? HE EATS'EM ative! Stedman on Orplieum Vaudevilie bill, Moore, Rob Sandberg will be) THE SEATTLE STAR—SATURDAY, NOV. 22. 1919 the Met in “Up In Mabel's Room.” coming to Pantages Monday, 5—A eee WILKES | “Upstaire and Down.” the hilart- oun comedy now playing at the Wilkes, will be followed by “The Walk-Ofts,” anather offering written by the same Guthors, the Mattons, The action of the play has to do with the Bohemian society lte of New York elty, Into this merry at mosphere comes a Kentuckian who te biewsed with oodles of coin. He | marries one of the social butterflies and proceeds to train her te his way of living, The manner in which he Goes this, and the number of clever schemes that he devises to gain hin end supplies the comedy, as well as little touches of pathos that abound thrugut the three acts of the offer ing. dane Morgan and Alexis Luce wil! be seen in the leading roles, while Tittle Mary Thorne, im wenue, who ts xcoring such a tremen- dous hit with the patrons of the {Wilkes Uheatre Utls week, will be | seen in a fitting role. Besides the regular matinees on Sunday, Wednesday and Saturday, there will be a special matinee on Thankagiving day PANTAGES hg th nang ana ttn on been set forth with more charm than by this aggregation of talented youngsters, under the direction of Maud Daniel, one of the few women directera and producers of the the- atrical world. The children appear ta a series of ronga, dances and im bersonations, and close with a tre- mendous patriotic drill spectacte sald to be inapiring. The tour ts being jmade by special permission of the Gerry society and Mayor Hylan of New York. Witte Solar, Winter Garden sing ing comedian, will be the added at traction of the new bill, with his newest songs and comedy. Happy Jack Gardner and company will present the comedy classic, “In the War Zone.”s Stephens and Brunelle will offer clever bits of musical comedy, with |olaborate settings and costuming. | The Aerial Macks will appear im mid-air frolies, | Forrest and Church have a pretti | ly staged dancing and musien) offer ing, called “A Vaudeville Rhapsody.” The Pantagescope will show anoth- er episode of “Smashing Barriers.” oe. PALACE HIP “Pinched.” a comedy playkot, heads the list of good things prota: ised by the Palace Hip in the ntw bill which opens Sunday afternoen The scene is the Interior of Chicago's moral courtroom, where an old § 1s- tice of the peace from the country is brought to answer a trivial char ge | He remains to defend a poor ;rirl whom he meets there, and persua des | the court to permit him to take the jgirl to his home in the eourtry, where she ercapes her perweenta *s Haskell and Bloom were — both members of the Atlantic fleet, and entertained many soldiers, sailors and marines én the states, in Tage huts, on board ships and im devas tated France. Thin clever pair of gobs promises a combination of orig- inal songs, jazzy music, brigiat. patter and dancing, “The Three Harvarda,” ‘40 men jand a girl, perform a series of feats on the trapeze and Roman ‘ings. Bud Sheppard and Elanor Ott spe- Clalize in exclusive song mumbers, dances and bright patter. Will H. Fields and La Astelia wil! be seen in “The Rebearsal,” a com. jedy skit Melly | tr | 1d Hamilton are eecen- medy acrobats and Ww mpers 1¢ feature photeplay is “Stripped for a Million.” COMING TO THE MET “A Prince There Was,” ihe newest comedy by George M. Cobian, comes to the Metropolitan for four days, starting Sunday, November 90. ‘The |characters are unique wid of kind that George M. knows so well |how to portray, The is a blase | young millionaire, a moving picture actor, 2 Magazine writer, a boarding housekeeper, a diminutive Cinderella and others, Mesars, Cohan and Harris, in the local presentation of the new com- edy, promise a complete production and an excellent cast, headed by James Gleason in the title role,.and including Edna Lewis Willey, Wm. Slider, Josephine’ Williams, John Bedouin, Lucile Webster, John ©. Sanders, Adelaide Wilson, James Bradbury, jr., Marie Nelson, Joseph Oddo, Will T., Goodwin and Muriel }, Nelson, the | "aur GN ( I Ji i) je q bade, | Cy 1) wh eM cl THE t| ih mm | i } aagpey ills ROTHY | PHILLIP Brilliant star of “The Heart of Humanity” and “Paid in Advance” in her latest pro- duction— “DESTINY A vigorous and intensely human drama of Wall Street and a woman’s love. From the ~ famous novel by Charles Neville Buek, Federal Orders | to Conserve Coal Fuel administration orders effect- ive Saturday forbid the delivery of © persons having more than a 's supply on hand. Other orders instruet dealers to disregard the consumer's wishes re guarding the grade of coal desired and to deliver any grade happening to be available. we Gilman, chairman of the joint fuel and rattread committee, on advices from T, W. Proctor, of Chicago, |chairman of the national commit tee. 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