The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 22, 1919, Page 12

STARTING TODAY The Internationally Famous Artist’s Model AUDREY MUNSEN 66 In a Screening of P Wonderous Bexuty “a, and Charm Ty» The Original De Luxe Version A Story of Studio Life in the Gayest of Bohemia’s Haunts 'WANT TO BUY APE? OR A FEW REPTILES? An English dealer in wild animals Ust of prices. A pig-tailed ape may be bought for 12 pounds, pythons cost from 19 to 20 pounds hart less varieties of snakes for pets may had for 2 or 3 pounds each. A Russian wolf can be supplied for 1 but ally startling p panthers and Tig cubs. i—150 to 175 pounds. Ame latest consignments the «i aconically advertises a gross or tw Fifth at University be SONG REVIEWS MUSIC of minahs and shamahes. MOTION PICTURES - ~ WHILE YOU DANCE | MLE YOU Dan 400,000 GERMANS WILL HELP RESTORE FRANCE According to Vorwnergs 400,060 German workmen have volunteered for restoration work in northern France. An American suggests that they might down Cologne Cathedral stone | stone, and setting it up in Rheims. Dancing lastruction the city is maintained in connection. Beginners’ classes, Mondays, at 7 by |CHILEAN WOMEN WANT VoTE A strong feminist mavement has | been started at Sanitago, Chili, te ob I franchise rights. Seaboard National Bank OF SEATTLE Statement of Condition Under Comptroller's Call of 7, 1919. November Loans and Discounts Overdrafts .......- United States Bonds . Other Bonds and Securities Stock in Federal Reserve , Real Estate . None Furniture and Fixtures ... 12,944.73 Safety Deposit Equipment : 11,262.06 Cash and Due from Banks .............. 932,795.48 $2 LIABILITIES Capital Stock i Tit apr S $ 200,000.00 Surplus ...... 9,000.00 Undivided Profita ....... Bills Payable . Notes and Bills Rediscounted Deposits ...... Peesosve Opened for Business June 12, under call of Dec, 31, 1916.. under call of Dee 1, 1917... under call of Dec, 31, 1918 under call of March 4, 1919... under call of Nov. 17, 1919... , 1916, Deposits ime s Deposits Deposits Deposits Deposits OFFICERS Lee H. Wakefield, President John L. Proctor, Cashier, Charles H. Howell, Vice Pres. B.C. Vandervort, Asst, Cashier EB. 8, Goodwin, Vice Pres, Lester R. MeCash, Asst. Cashier Only Uptown National Bank Fourth Avenue and Pike Street Most Important Measures |issues a catalog of his wares, with a], be employed in taking} 1.8 SEATTLE STAR—SATURDAY, NOV, 22, 1919 LET’EM HAVE GOOD TIME T was a good deal more soothing to the nerves, in the days of long ago, to tear the hair and gnash the teeth in debate the merits municipal ownership than it to wrestle with indus- trial, treaty, sugar and Bolshevik problems. We admit that. And of good friends would like to renew the battle over municipal street We tand mind. We sympathize with their But we can not agree with them, Street railway ownership in Seattle is no longer debatable. We own the car system e going to operate We can te it, either with an eye towards public servict and comfort and give bush-league treat- ment and make street car patrons ejaculate various multitudinous ejaculations that would not approved Dr. Mark A. Matthews, Tom Murphine, or the chief of police. Let those who wish, continue to rave on’ about the the benefits proposition. over of today some our railways can well under their state of shattered nerves and wi it. ope howe convenience, or we can it and be by either ills or of municipal ownership as an abstract ae them any of entertainment, far be it from us to rob ’em of it But the question of the whether Seat- tle nickel give medium moment is, should fare street car patrons pay a or more, Plainly, a six-cent fare or a seven-cent fare is not going to be popular—and may not be even profitable, if patronage should decrease as. a result. Shelling out an extra penny or two to the conductor to complicate the It will clog up the conductor's platform, delay things, is service considerably. going and provoke a needless assault on the patience of passengers and ¢ men alike. It would time to the pennies valuable in transportation to be wasted needlessly. Loading the cost of paving upon the street rail- way department MUST mean higher fares, Is it not better to absorb the cost of paving between tracks in the same manner as all other paving is absorbed? That's the whole case in a nutshell. We bought the.street car system to give better service and to prevent the penny business which the private com- pany threatened. Now, let's have it. Arguing about municipal ownership won't get us anywhere NOW. It's the little old nickel with which @e're concerned, And, doggone it, the people are entitled to buy some- thing for five cents. A street car ride is the only thing left. Let ‘em have it. Let ‘em enjoy them- selves to that extent take more dabble with and time is too Untouched by LateCongress BY HARRY B. HUNT | WASHINOTON, D. C., Nov Kress has now been in n fdr six months. It convened The woman suffrage amendment was adopted. But special no single measure to estab “ lish a basis upon which 9, on a call issued by President | ianor might do business, or thru m from aris, to consider) wii, h they filght reach a har “pressing ms of peace” and tO) monioux adjustment of differences ormulate laws “to guide the process! hay been put forward, much leas of re «nization and reform” follow made into law ne here has been no attempt to re The session wilt end by limitation | vise or amend the federal tax laws Novembe prior to the opening of| Of 6% laws enacted up to Novem the firet regular seaston on first ber 1 by the special seasion, 11 had ape in December, as provided bY | heen appropriation bil Including | the con bill appropriating $17,000,000 for completing the Alaskan railway Twenty-eight, or almost half of the remainder bridge bille—bills authorizing Among the matters of urgent im portance which the president's cabled moxsage axked the congress to consider—in addition to the peace exact! had been the treaty—which he said would present . ly be laid before the senate and upon |On#truction of bridges acrons fed: which he asked that body's early |°Tl waterways | action-—-were the following The moat important ot the Immediate passage of appropria. | others were tion billt left unacted upon at the| Repeal of the daylight savings lose of the 65th congress. law and the prohibition enforcement Legislation looking toward the! act, both of which were passed over ‘ostering of “a general co-operation | the president's veto Help! Help! Woodland Park a Monkey Has an Awful Dream | 9 » WEST STATES HOLD MEETING Conference Takes Up Recla- mation Plans SALT L. CITY, Nov The orr wtaten b to effect for o} of will raise a fund of $40,000 to set of the West atior motion the machinery amation tionment of thia fund ma finance committec the conference today fornia, Idaho, Montana, Te and Washington will asked to raise $4,000 each; Colorad Nevada and Oregon will raise $2,000; Arizona the fied by was r ca xas, Utah he New Mexico and Wyoming, $2,000 and Nebraska, $1,000, The mone l will be ed by popular subserip tion Remolution» presented by the pre 1 Montana, vice-president, and one rep resentative from ¢ h state on the executiv committer Another asks congress to appropriate $250,000,000 for reclamation work. Another asks that ex-service men and we be given fp rence in homesteading. The r om asking act favorably on the of! 1 is being fought by dele yoming, Montana, Utah New to “Gaycat,” and partnership” between labor and} Incorporation of the American capital, “based upon a real com: | Legion BY J. E BOYDEN of interest and participatio: - munity of interest and participation | Hestowal of the permanent rank! “The grand Jury reports that “Positive legislation” giving “new | Seneral on Pershing | the present county jail quarters ery i. " z are unfit to be used for the form and spirit’ to democracy in| Return of wires to private con-| J industry and o-ordinating the sev. | trol | custedy nd housing of human greidle se | beings.”"—Kxcerpt from the grand eral agencies of conciliation afd,ad-) Amendment of food control act'to| jury report, as returned to Su agree a | Punish profiteering retailers | hor Judge A. W. Frater #eisiation to facil The amendment to the rehabilita 2) ae | habilitation and re-employment of re-| tion act, taking vocational training! “{ pee. said the “gulley rat” to ns cere " }of wounded soldiers from the War! the “gayoat,” <‘that the grand jury Determination of a definite policy| Risk bureau and leaving federaljcails the county can unfit for us toward our new merchant marine| hoard free to proceed unhampered | Boards nd our new shipbuilding industry. | py war risk delays, ¢ “Rats,” scoffed the “gaycat,’ as he Reconsideration revision of ne ore inability |Peeked thru the iron bars of th federal taxes, to the tat Caen ee ee eee Se as Bile T nanan 1 for oth Arc ustry and the| @owances to men who suffered the | Hot Stringer, I cudda told ‘em oth on productive industry and th a ee . lons of eyes or limba in the war. that the firs I come in here | ndividual naumer | 1 I've been h » doin’ this Val vision of the tariff act of 1913] An oll leasing bill, under which |Ani Ive been here doin’ this Va to meet post-war conditions the remaining of] reserves in the “Bay 06.” aos P or Cede I ion of suffrage to women.| Public domain, may be opened, hae nal be “er eof ~ Saige 7 Refiroad ségidiation Ir both houses and is now in| (most aristocratic of the sons of Of these nine prime proposals, | conference. It probably will become ‘haek an te te, aeiiense ust TWO have been carried out by | law before the session ends. thin a manhood We sin’ the #pecial easton A national budget bill for ¢f-}soap, no towels, no tooth brushes The appropriation bills have' ficiency on g mental exp&ndi-| no nothing. Betore . sae jbeen passed tures, has pas © houne. me in this here Irish »house, just | eS. iis — because I bammed a ack’ on the r while on a tour on the Chop Limite I had all those things in the ‘jungle’—and this grand jury | comes along and seems surprised to | learn there ain't no soap and towels, | When I «et outa here, I'm goin’ #0 | far away that I can see day after | tomorrow's . sunrise before Jack} Stringer climbs out of the hay day ¢ yesterday, That's me One Elegant Flophouse “This house here is one elegant flop I don't think, the “turnpike” | eut in, with disgust writ large on his | When I'm out moochin’ the main stem for the makin's of a mulligan I always go armed with enough soap and me towel,” the “turnpike” went | on. “Do I get ‘em here in this pail 1 do not. But I'm glad the grand} Jury has discovered that us boarders are not allowed soap and towels, Maybe they'll slip us the stuff so we can receive our visitors in style.” “Chop the sarcasm," sald the “yegs.” “When I tarry in the tank TIME—Hours when“200 1s open, “‘I'want his gland,’ one of the [t,waae het eep: einen “Pet (cet sae to visitors, jold men cried, shoving a big bunch | snutt a pete or hing oe wren I | PLACE—Woodland, jot hundred-dollar bills in the doe's | Son : Gn i or OWS I 2. bas Bri hee gies oh OS ie Soap goes two ways for me—keeps | “Sufferin’ cats, but that was an|’ “‘Don't be in any hurry,’ the| Me Clean and does the trick In cow ‘awful dream I had last night, doctor exclaimed, pushing them | pram de sd pepe OF aaah Jeg rnauaht the keeper was attack-|back. ‘Give me room. There'n| pron metr hegping the soap away ed by @ bunch of doctors with saws|plenty of monkeys here for all of|have tho etviiee eo ee You boxe | and knives and a young army of|you old-timers, sad heal “#2: . Rives | old_ men, | 44. But one man was too anxious.) swell,” peaan the penhendier They banged the keeper on the|He tried to haul’ mo out of the|— oe been the panhandler elab. bean and made right at me Jcage, and 1 woke up |hours and talk to « her about “‘Here's a nice young one’ 1| » whia! I never was gladder|what the Russian sad in heard a doctor yell, as he gave|to wake up in my Mfe Paris about using our glands t me the orfce over and grabbed a| “That's what comes ‘of having|prolong. lifexeene Hite, ibutcher knife, ng |prolong life—somebody else's life, | Ipeople stand around during visiting | not ours” / Grand Jury Reported Not a Thing jipet ¢woee father leaving necretary the chureh. MINERS OFFER A SETTLEMENT Decrease Demands to 31° Per Cent, as Requested WASHIN( 2 John L. La i the United Mine Workers’ announced today In face of Lewis nouncement that the miners had decreased their temands to 31 per cent. as asked by ry of Labor Wilson, a joint nference between miners and oper , met for late today, was post poned until Monday at the request of operators » Another Situation Pregnant in Danger 17 21.{Delayed.) of Zara tion to take wer oth ast, has cre with t wan maid in Jug e d'Annunaic force, aceordir h ute r wtate nant gravest ial circles today stand ready to expel es from Dalmatia x to an unnamed onan,” As say 1g0-Slavia had ready a force of 1 trained troops, fully arm who would “sweep the Italians into the sea | Believe You Him oratel | unt week I went Into cau ug with myself and decided on a chop suey w hors d'ceuvre in the | shape of emoked pork. I started to slash into the at my leisure, but the Celestial who acted in the pacity of waiter invited me to sur. nd the suey right away itous slink out of there 1 bellicosed to the effect that the Chink | was hazy in the hazel if he thought I'd do a Brodie wn stairs until I felt in the moc I changed my’ mind when a covey of cook suey or p and wait r armed w and other pers intil a flock of rs can h kete I he tles compelled me What's that got to do with no soap or towels in this jail for us boarders?” Ve I want to get this dirt off nded the panhandler scrap,” he m' 4 was some dreamily mu BIBLE CORRECTED BY ITALIAN MONK An old monk in Sicily who is writ: ing his memoirs, correets the ica ying In reg to it rd being easier for a camel to go thru the eye of a needle,” ete, He writes that jin translating this of Saint Matthew from the ¢ , “Kamelos,” moaning camel, was in reality “Kam. ilos. meaning cord, Certainly it renders the yers¢ : to translate it: “It is ea cord to go thru the eye of a needle,” ete., and the mistake seems very probable. Says Eggs Will Be $2 a Dozen Before Winter Is Passed LUMA, Cal (By United Press.) selling for ad winter is over,” said 8. tod Knight is president of the Pout try Keepers’ association. He speaks for ‘poultry men in. this district, who keep 4,000,000 hens. Their hens produce 450,000,000 eges annually “Last year each hen brought us $1 profit, 1 Knight “This year the hen will profit us only Knight sald ther ve 8 will be before the S. Knight e 2.250.000 and that ted for 1,500, | | dispatches | | lthe chorus girl becoming the bride of @ nobleman, Lord Lyveden, third baron of that name, has made his de | | Report of the Condition of THE NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE Of SEATTLE Second Avenue At Madison At the Close of Business, Nov. 17, 1919 RESOURCES Discounts Loans and Overdrafts ree ‘ U. 8S. Government Bonds $12,949,208.08 2,143.83 1,043,425,75 U.S. Certificates of indebtedne 1,799,000,00 Other Bonds and Securities, .. 1,650,510,.72 State, County and City Warrant 311,415.07 ' Stock in Federal Reserve Bank any] Real Estate os rv Banking House, Furniture and wal Fixtures v . 500,000.00 § Interest Earned but not Collected 65,620.67 ev Cash In Vault $1,501,580.36 In Banks and U. : S. Treasury... 5,763,033.25 i ———————_ 7,264,613.61 $25,632,829.70 LIABILITIES -++.8 1,000,000.00 Surplus and Pri . 819,652.33 “, Reserved for - ol earned Interest . 247,747.36 dri Circulation ....... te . 235,000.00 Acceptances Under Letters of COMES oda sacuiesy cies weaves 785,767.68 U. S. Bonds Borrowed......... 110,000.00 st Bills Payable with Federal Re- bor OTE DO oss 6 5ecs anes py 400,000.00 y Deposits- we Individual ....$17,964,136.89 ONE os oss 8.18 U. S. Govern- MONE oie voire 640,187.26 ‘ — 22,034,662.38 $25,632,829.70 On the strength of statement and experience, the old-reliable NATIONAL COMMERCE invites your banking business. this its 30 years’ BANK OF OFFICERS MANSON F. BACKUS, President FRANK H. LUCE A. ROBERT MORTON Vice President Vice President ROBERT 8. WALKER, Vice President and Cashier EUGENB W. BRO ELL RICHARD P. CALLAHAN ’ Assistant Cashier Assistant Cashier LA FAYETTE KELLOGG THEO F. McCREARY Assistant C Assistant Cashier IRA W. Bi FRED LUNGB Assistant Cashier Manager Foreign Dept LORD LYVEDEN GOES Reversing the but upon the vaudeville stage in Lon Lyveden maitre d’hotel,” and then changed from time to time to a commission agent. coachman and farmer. | FIRST WOMAN'S CLUB INTO VAUDEVILLE! ©xctusion of women as guerts at a banquet given in honor of Charles Dickens, when he visited New York in 1868, was the incentive for the founding of Sorosis, the first wo ‘s club organized in America. English custom of 0 ora Wat Lord Lyveden was a staff of ‘une a yer | ficer in the transport office at South: | ampton ‘a restaurant,| Netherlands oleo makers get thet During the vegetable oils from Sumatra. at the age of 62. tried his proprietor of Combined resources Dexter Horton Trust and Savings {Bank and Dexter Horton $28,500,000.00 Saving Small Amounts ERHAPS you haven’t much money —not enough, you think, to make t worth your while depositing it in a safe place. But that’s all the more reason why you should make an effort to preserve what you have. It doesn’t take much money to open a savings account, and once es- ‘tablished it is easy to lay aside a cer- tain sum each week or month to add to your account. Then, too, besides the security, your money will be earning more money that you don’t have to work for. Isn't this a valuable consideration? ; Small accounts are welcomed at this bank. 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