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Washin © per month, $ per year, Hy ‘ca WHAT'S MERE CONSTITUTION TO DEPUTY? For some hundred years this country, al England and the rest of the English speaking free men of the world, has been laboring under the fool impression * that it was governed by constitutional law that the citizen from the high-handed spleen of t bosses. Indeed, ever since the nobles wrestled w John all over the lot, and extracted the Magna Charta from him, men were not to be thrown in jail without due process of law, were to be given a speedy and open pub- lic trial by their peers, and were to have the right of counsel. And yet today, in Seattle, a deputy sheriff not only ean throw a citizen into jail without a warrant, without making a charge, without excuse or reason, but he can maltreat that citizen, maltreat him until the police have to escort him to his cell for safety’s sake. And this man can be held incommunicado, without securing access to an attorney, without seeing his friends, withou lic, thru the press, being a i Government by Resolution | _.A subscriber with a sense of humor sends us a bill for} ands of bacon. e bill is for $1.70, or 85 cents a pound for bacon. Some 20 cents a pound more than the top price we before met. ‘ : | © The joke is, that this elaborate bill for a few slices of} st hog, was sent by a gentleman who is a member of the ion to discover a remedy for this town’s high cost ing. Yes, it’s funny, all right. “ While sympathizing with the high-minded and earnest n or of these commissions, and beards, and committees F inquiry, still we retain our sense of humor, and under-| d that all the fuss and feathers will probably not result, uch of anything but fuss. : This gentleman will not cut the price of his fancy ; he will not be situated so that he can really cut) ve of anything. understandin; 's viewpoint. country over, We imagine that by appointing half a dozen eminent, 4 to investigate, we are going to get somewhere. | : these gentlemen are the worst offenders the has to contend with. Usually they are safe and sane gentlemen, who merely sek some alibi to soothe the outraged public. - Resolutions and investigations get us nowhere. Indeed, confiscations and new drastic laws appear to Housewives boycott the dairymen, a number of milk are sold under the hammer, there is less milk than , and the price goes up some more. : ‘Along with the rest of the world we are trying to get sh to eat and pay our bills from our wages, and we it can't be done. So we demand more wages, get find the cost of living has taken another jump mean- and that we are worse off than before. Anyhow, government by resolution will not pry us out ‘the mire of our misfortunes, be sure of that. " When pork chops become as cheap as committee re-| D and eggs as abundant as editorials, the deer peepul it. gly consider the problem from the! we have a mania for reforming by ‘em; rocodile tears are doubtless closely related to eers. Italy’s Temper Nations are like individuals in their tempers and in-| sretions. Italy is having evidence of this fact in a pain-| form. In the war period it borrowed heavily from the ited States government. It got the money at an extraor-| rate of interest—314 per cent—when the United) was paying that much or more for the loans it ‘egotiated with its citizens. At the same time Italy was Paying 51% per cent to its own. people for the money it owed from them. : ‘Now Italy must borrow an immense sum—billions of The United States government is going or has e out of the business of lending money to other nations. | aments now must negotiate their loans thru bankers | large degree. Italy wants $1,000,000,000 as soon as ble f: America. It would like much more. Later seek much more/ It must have money or its work restoration will be delayed if not imperiled. ‘A few months ago Italy was extravagant in its praise Many of its municipalities changed the names rominent thorofares in honor of America and particu- ly of America’s president. Suddenly there was a change “gentiment. Because, in the peace conference, America d some of Italy’s claims and particularly that in re- n to Fiume, the Italians turned to denunciation of the ted States and restored the ald names to the avenues streets which had been nated in honor of America. Italy is very heavily burdened with debt. It has not oved its credit position by its temperamental outbursts. ; nent plays a part in banking as in every other branch business. Regardless of the fact that the world appre- that Italy, like a high-tempered person, says and more in her moments of irritation and excitement n she means, the anti-American outburst may seriously the terms if not the success of such loans as Italy es in this country. roti lowed to investigate. Now the postal employes want a 50 per cent increase. Nobody is satisfied with 2.75-per cent. In times like these there must be great obstruction of traffic on that single-track mind. We can’t accomplish much by stopping the exporting of food unless we begin the deporting of food profiteers. Why extend the Lever act to peace times if it can't do us any more good than it is now doing in war times? ong with preserved iniformed That sort of a thing is as truly Hunnish as Kaiser Bill at his worst. It makes the spleen of any rough-neck “peace” of- ficer the nation’s law, and at one jump leaves us where we were in the black ages, when the spleen of a pampered kinglet could ruin a peaceful countryside. The constitution of the country presumes to give ith King every man the right to his freedom until he has been charged with a crime by due process of law. And when so charged he has the right of offering bail, of securing legal advice, of eonferring with his friends. But in Seattle TODAY a mere deputy sheriff—a deputy, we are informed, already fired from the police t the pub- Do itt Who Cares Abo . TOMORROW the-20th of August, in 480 B. the battle of Salamis, tn resulted in the defeat Persian army under the great O ireece, of th Xerxes. In 1746, on the 20th of August Fort Massachusetts, in the town ¢ Adams, surrendered to the French and Indians, The fort, with its little garrison of 22 men, under Captain Hawkes, was attacked by a force of 900 French and Indians. The col onists put up a gallant defense. Only one of their men was lost during the siege and 47 of the enemy were killed, but the colonists’ store of am munition was small, and they finally agreed to surrender under promise of protection, Hawks especially stipu lated that none of his men were to be delivered to the Indians. In viola tion of these terms, the French com mander delivered half of the valiant little garrison into the hands of the savages. On the 20th of August, Marco Bozzaris, a noted patri, wag killed in a successful night attack whiel led with a small fol lowing against the Turkish forces during the Greek war of independ ence. VitzGreene Halleck’s poem At midnight in his ardga tent The Turk was dreamMg of the hour When Greece, her knee in suppliance bent Should tremble at his power. for many years was 4 popular school recitation, On the 20th of August, Benjamin Harris the United States, was born at North 4d, Ohio, Harrison Was inaugu J as president in 1889 and served one term, Wiring tration the Bering Sea. . difficulties over the seal fisheries were success fully arbtirated with England and the first Pan-American congress was opened at Washington to promote clover relations with South America In 1898, on the 20th Of August, a great naval review was held in New York harbor upon the return of our victorious fleet from the Spanish American war. But, aw the lawyer remarked, “I never saw the inside of a work: shop, but 1 file a good ‘many in- struments and documents,” in 1822, | Greek | 10W. ut Shantung? “Uncle Ichabod— ‘HIS COUSIN’S COMPLIMENTS ES BY EDMUND VANCE COOKE “My first cousin Ike," Uncle Icha bod said “Was a sawedoff runt, with a nar rer head And a squeak {n his voice and a | equinty phiz | And he married cousin, Lin ——— my wife's third |e | And Ike prided himself on his common nense. he didn't ments, believe in | And give his wife Any life. “But a day of reckonin’ comes to all And the hottiest pride has got to fall And there's none can teil when Fate will strike, So at last the joke was on Cousin | Ike. \ “It was after that had That Ike put his foot in his mouth so bad; And we all was there when he made his move, |So there wasn’t no alibi he could prove, ick spell Lizsle “So the joke’s on Ike and it sorto shows a feller i# softer than most folks knows, | And even old Ike could be eloquent When the proper time come for compliment. That “For a8 we was staridin’ about, He just couldn't hold in, bust right out | With a compliment for his wii | for Liz! |And he says, “What a splendid corpse #he iw!" (Copyright, 1919, N. ©. around and he fe— A) We've unearthed a food hoarder. He in in Bast Seattle, and has a bas ket of parsnips, which he has been Ce ET | HOW TO FIG compli | he bragged that he never had/ soft soap sawder in all their| department for cause—can throw a man into jail and hold him there without a warrant or excuse. And some folks wonder why there is unrest. A lot of our anarchy is hatched, with all its pin feathers well developed, right in our official nests. We advise the sheriff to tie one large can to this of- ficious, blustering, bulldozing deputy. HT THE DEVIL BY REV, CHARLES STELZL) Staff Writer on Retigio: The Si One of the mysteries of the Bible record is the story of how Jesus have been tempted to it is said that he was si and perfect Let's nember — and this should comfort most of us—that it is not sinful to be tempted it is sinful only when we yield to temptation mptations tested Jesus tion to ‘tempted in all are”—that's help us when Jesus ! sin, test us. They It is an inspira that he was points like as why He we're tempted. tempted three times First, thru bodily appe tite; second, to gain noble ends by false methods; third, to gain success by wrong doing And this about sums up the variety of ways in which Satan tempts us How did Jesus overcome temp tation? Did He argue? No. He quoted the Bible. He com manded Satan to depart. Resist the devil and he will flee from you What happened then? what the Bible says: ministered unto Him. supplied Him with food, He would not turn stones into bread at the command of Sa tan; now He was fed by angels. He would not call on the know we ean was Here's Angels They an gels to uphold Him asx He hurled himself rashly from the top of the mountain, but now He sustained by them, He demanded worship for God alone, and now He received service from these servants of God ist an Jesus was tempted overcame, 80 may we like: win against the assaults of the devil—and in the samé way . Officers of the National Demo cratic Club of New York refused to let a United States consul give a din ner in the club rooms to the Abys. sinian mission, .Mebby they never holding since last full, heard about the war to make the world safe for democracy, eenena eer why —By Ripley. | ¥ | ; On the Issue of as || Americanism There Can | Be No Compromise The Place of Violence in Progress In a way, strikes are a good thing |which we mean that in the p jcating the public mind they seem to be necessary. Experience, they say, | a which is just another way of saying that |we get ovef our stupid prejudices, break loose from our ancient and | ltems of injustice, and rou \featherbeds of ignorance, only by stern and |unpleasant means. For instance, a League of just as good an idea in 1913 as it is in 1919, | an infinitely better idea, for saved us incalculable loss. | thru. | In the same way these violences of labor Hates, burnings, \sufferings, bomb-throwings, Debs, Townley, jhave their place. leven Lenine, these are dest lblasts, to blow up the stumps in the way |where the road to progress |that nice and gentle folk, the \to college and play the piano, ‘to do withthe hand-workers, iburns, and bullets riddle you dows, Destiny smiles grimly a “Sorry, but it had to be. not listen to that Universal talk from the pulpit, so I had | Editor We'll Say So: My garden fn booming, This morning I was looking over my second crop of onions and was surprised and de lighted to find one more onion than T had planted. Af first I couldn't figure this out, but finally conclud ed that when I planted the sets I planted one onion twice 1 set out 150 tomato plant» and they are doing fine. 1 have al |picked more than a pint | I raised a new variety this year. I I gave it run about six ears to the 1 had @ lovely watermeton and it had the most beautiful stripes have ever seen, running fn all rections, But just as it got enough to pick, T accidentally step |ped on it. CHARLIE SHANNON . of corn The department stores have got! us ail turned ‘round. This month they're having « fur sale. In Febru | ary they'll probably have a parasol and Palm Beach sale see “- j / | | An Enumclaw message says there} jare plenty of wild blackberries out |there. Mebby they're wild on ac} But its blocked by a sluggishness of mind so sal that only the TNT of war could blast One old stump, for example, |dig in mines, scrub floors, and curry horses. ‘When the devil breaks loose and your factor | werty say so |. BY DR. FRANK CRANE (Copyright, 197, by Frank Crane) By | with a bit of hell-fire. What I cannot rocess of edu-| reason into you at one end I have to kick in at the other.” Destiny simply does not intend that any lof her children be left behind. She has no hard teacher, | mind to let a few elect souls go on in com- | fort and plenty, and the many remain in ignorance, want, and cruelty. God rounds up the stragglers. His word is: “Gather up the fragments, that nothing be lost.” | His purpose is to “save the world,” not to save any Ecclesia out of the world. All aristocracies eventually are destroyed, | because Destiny is concerned with the whole not some fragment of it. oe No riches, no culture, no art, no religion, no thing good whatsoever shall endure, unless it is passed on to “the least of these, my brethren.” The mind of the universe is democratic. The factory hands that tend the looms and stoke the furnaces are People, just as | much as the owner’s children who go to | Harvard and Wellesley are ; are all one family, and they must all share in life’s treasures. This is not merely a sweet theory with heaven before it—it is a fierce and terrible theory with hell behind it. Get Together! Each for all and all for leach! That is Nature’s ultimate law. And nd says: Nature is terrific, when unheeded. First You would |she says: “Be brothers, for Christ’s sake.” Brotherhood | Then, “Be brothers, or I'll blow out your to teach you | brains.” wrofitable cus- se from our Nations was it would have co losses, | iny’s powder- is to be laid. is the notion kind that go have nothing the kind that | r parlor win- Jimmie—We had a bum winter= no skating. The Visitor—“In your town can ae wm = tng was a blessing to one play a little game of poker?” y Room aang " The Mayor—“Impossible, Take®| ite ike to essing! Why, poor two or more, I'll round up the © to skate just as much as bunch for you.” INN OF PICKWICK TO CHANGE HANDS IPSWICH, England, Aug. 19.—The | anybody |SUN’S HOT RAYS SET MAN’S JUMPER AFIRE KANSAB CITY, Mo. Aug. 19.— Great W! Frank Robinson, a farmer af Oak count of the high . prices. > A St. Louls man 100 years old| #04 famous of Dickens’ ——- hite hotel, one of the most inns, is to be <I arnt Topies for) |predicts he will live to 116 The [man is a pessimist We wee no ree |xon why he shouldn't live to 117 | ore my garden,” my rad Still speaking writes Charlie 5 ishes are the only thing that turned out as I expected. I did not plant any T lost all my squashes vines ran under the fene hatched in my neighbor's garde “I have only one head of cabbage and {t is a great disappointment the bugs. Instead of head! headed down. I feel real sorr the bugs. They waited more thar three months for that head of bage “Last the The and ran 16 to beets year my beets Musteal they will ru Ten years imated that $5,000,000 |the auction paintings and o Jone week of July $2.0 |spent in a single room Jone-half of it fc certainly are hard Britain ago it ro than They Great a more jewelry up in eee Boston that restaurants there make three pies out of one box of blueberries, What d'you sup |pose they do with the berries that are left over reports A HEAVY William Beasley Lil of drove over to our village jand hauled a load of cement the editor of the Advocate, back to Ansona.—-Long Point (Ill) Advo cate | LOAD na jay also eee Editor We'll Say So I entered a downtown ex-booze yesterday and ordered a glass ginger ale, T did not wink or make a sign of any kind and much to my surprise the bartender gave me a glass of ginger ale.-H. T eee | Man wants but little here below And this the reason why: He can’t want very much because The prices are so high . one Some fellows don't like baseball as well as football because it has no kick in it 4 | Be that as it may, William and! Morris Milkoff are officers of the Western Dairy Co. of Salt Lake City. | e | Cotton crop is going to be which naturally will cause crease in the of clothes, o-« short an in-| all-wool | | $,931,000 pen price . Uncle. Sam coined nies last month. But thanks to the managers, the baseball and movie fans won't have to go to the bother of counting them, ee What good did the more day light do the big crowd fighting on} both sides jn the Henry Ford case? This is the inn mentioned in “Pick wick Papers,” where Mr. Pickwick, to his horror, found himself in the bedroom of 4 middle-aged lady in curl papers Over the front porch, the sign de scribed by Mr. Pickwick ef a “stone statue of some rampagious animal, with flowing mane and tail, distinct ly resembling « neane cart horse,” is still In existence. Grove, Jackson county, while driv- ing his binder in a wheat field, smetied smoke. He got down and examined the machine, but could find nothing wrong, and was about to drive on when he felt a pain- ful sensation in his right arm. His clothing was afire. Investigation jshowed that the oll which had soak- led into his clothing had been set afire by the hot rays of the sun. |No serious damage was done except to spoil a pair of jumpers. 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