The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 18, 1919, Page 16

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TELL 17 NO, HONEST PAINLESS METHOD]) +5 tH’ MARINES! iT- wMM~ HOW FOR SOME ), HE CAME ALONG A NARROW ROAD | ueapwoRK To AVOID JUST WIDE ENOUGH FoR ONE CAR AND MET ANOTHER BUS COMING ‘HIS way 2 A HEADON - pe Gar NT RNIN "aii 325 PIKE ST. Masters of Our ofession When we assume full charge of your optical work, we under- take a service of which we are masters. Profound study of Optometry, long experince, judgment @ desite to stay at the head of our profession—qualify us every particular. siderate of your interests—al. Ways, ‘Let us help you see right. ve Your Eyes” TH LEVEL! YY" MUSTN'T SAy NOTHIN ABOUT CREAM— Time You | TOLO HER | WANTED “4\, HER TO 0O THE COOKIN’ INSTEAO OF HER PoP'S PIPE [EVERETT TRUE— —By ALLMA vere, "kt GIVE You KIDS SOME Money AND You CAM GET OUT OF HERE AND GO DowN AND GET some Ice AND TAKE Your. EATING IT (Mm BLESSED) IF | KNow By BLOSSER CLEANERS, WAADDVA S'Pose {f° UNK ITS OW Bur mH TAN HAT A TAN THAT'LL MAKE ANY LIFE J LITLE BOTTLE OF DYE WILL GIVE you SAVER JEALOUS’ AN’ ALL IN | FIVE MINUTES FOR TH SMALL | Sun OF 25+ | WELL SAY =~ THis Wind TH cooKie, TM o WHISTLING — "% UIs 19 A SNAPPY WAY OF GETTIN’ ‘Vwnk RUN OVER, EN? ‘Wanted--Husky Fat Man With Plenty of Cash to Be New Minister to Germany I sid ‘'s. Mexico is practicafy the only exception to this rule. In addition to the main diplomatic job at Berlin to be filled by Presi | dent Wilson soon, onsuls to depart: | and in We are con- #eientious in our work and con- WASHINGTON, D. C., July 18 Wanted—A husky American citizen with a fat bankroll, who can stand anything, who isn’t afraid of the devil himself, who doesn't care what | becomes of him or what the Amer+) ican people think of him, to be am- bassador to Germany. Must know the peace treaty by heart and have had experience in Collecting big bills. ‘The hours will be long and the work unpleasant. . Salary, $17,500 a year. | Apply Woodrow Wilson, Washing- ton. Kverybody in Washington admits that President Wilson is going to have a big job finding a man to take charge of the American embassy in Berlin. As soon as the peac fied by both Germany and the United States, diplomatic relations will be resumed and ambassadors and consuls will be exchanged, Both former incumbents of the re- spective embassies, James W. Gerard ‘'and Count Johann von Bernstorff, if treaty is rati- | but it is taken for granted he will in a rmany and } |fore the war started, bers of vice consuls agents, are out of the running. Nobody cares much who Germany sends over here, Red Cross and various Ameri commissions. Its archives are tact, surprising as that may seem. be one of the common people, with-| The German embassy in Washing out any “count” or other handle in| ton also is ready for its new occu front of his name. |pant. It is German government If there’s any rich man in the| property, and practically the only | United States who thinks he'd like | German-owned property in this coun- | the job of representing the United | try that wasn’t taken over by the | BRITIS! States in Herlin he has a free field| alien property custodian since the for his application, ‘war began. The German embassy He must be rich, because an am been occupied by attaches of the bassador's salary doesn't cover «| Swiss legation, which erepresented third of his expenses. Uncle Sam|German interests here during the pays only a part of the rental of the | war. expensive embassy buildings in for-| It was in this building that most eign capitals; the ambassador pays | of th man plots against. the the rest. at's Just.one item, United States and its citizens He'll have to know the peace treaty | hatched before we entered the war. by heart, because if he doesn’t those | ‘There is a possibility that the rank for sale, Contir tricky Hung will put something over of our envoy to Berlin may be re-| ment is to be given to on him, The American embassy in Berlin, | that of minister, according to state department of- ficials, is*ready for the new am bassador to step into it occupied since the armistice by the' the highest rank only to first-rate public service engines (N. EB LONDO | 11,000 motor vehicles b at Slough, where tho chines have been sta |h A. Special te July 18 one of the structures. Germany has been reduced to a| not only put surplus second-rate power, and it is diplo- H HAVE HUGE MOTOR REPAIR PLANT nilding n various ¢ SM consuls-gen- her colonies be- sides num- and consular » ‘The Star.) Shelters for nave been built usands of ma nding out, ex , since the sign ctories are of these nuous employ. 00 men. An duced from that of ambassador to| erecting shop covering eight acres is| The plant will motor equip: ment in shape for sale, but will keep It has been | matic custom to send diplomats of in repair, army, air force and other NEWSBOY “KING” ON. 17TH TRANS-U. S. HIKE SACRAMENTO, Cal, July 18.— |The “king of the newsbo; muel |H. Cole, came into the cay al yes- terday on his 17th hike across the continent Cole is on his way to San Francisco, from whence he will go to Honolulu, He called at the governor's office to get an official document. Goy. Stephens is the 19th governor whom he has interviewed on his present tour, Cole left New York on May a He has been around the world three times. BURGLAR STEALS ALL; THEN TAKES A BATH SAN FRANCISCO, July 18.—Miss » Kane was surprised on her return to her home today after week-ending in the country to dis- cover that a burglar had ransacked the place, She found that he had not only combed every department but had even made use of the bathroom, taking a warm plunge with the aid of an instantaneous water heater, If YoU CAN'T “CHAW* TOBACCO IN THE BLEACHERS WITHOUT POLKA DOTTING THE SEATS WITH VANDYKE BROWN TILL HECP YO OUT, AND “OU CAN “CHAW” SOME WHERE ELSE Ih y ( fi id} “Devil Was in Me,” Colored Boy, 8, Says,. After Shooting tae, MODESTO, Cal. July 18.—" | RUSSION GRAND DUKE avi) ar ni’ me; that’s why T IS SENT FROM PARIS ter.” ‘wom "ive" aime ON. E. A. Seecial to The Star.) De | PARI July 18.—Grand Duke | ¥ear-old negro boy, of th | Boris, erstwhile inmate of a Bolahev.|°f bis mother late Wednesday ag has been sent out of" Nobody but the authorities . | knows why. Boris came with a mys- terious trunk with a Berlin railway | label on it, and with the youngest | | daughter of a Russian nobleman by hie side. He had courted her secret- | {ly 4uring the war until imprisoned land sought her as soon as released | Boris has gone to Rome and is seek: | ang returned here. He told the drt | ing permission to enter Spain. His \ ne . igre: |of the automobile that if his mot | sweetheart follows him. » | died he would commit suicide: ist prison made youngster fired twice wi 38 calibre revadver, one of the The wound ts not believed to be fat Young Smith had asked to go to neighboring house to play, but refused permixsion by his mother. After the shooting the boy fl but was picked up by an automo | SOLDIER PAWNED DIAMOND RING SAN FRANCISGO, July 18, Slipping her $700 diamond ring on his finger and finding it would not come off, Mrs. Louise Campbell told Judge Timothy Fitzpatrick that Ser- geant William F. Throl promised he | | would return it as soon as his finger shrunk enough to permit its removal. instead, she claims, saw it in a pawn shop where it had been left as security for a $400 loan, Throl was # sokiier in the medical corps, attached to the Rainbow division, DIDN'T HIT A LICK OF WORK IN OVER AYEAR, HE STATES, Gains Eighteen Pounds After | Taking Tanlac—Is Well | and Strong Again | “Tt have gained eighteen pounds | | since I commenced taking Tanla and never felt better in my life| than I do now,” said Alek Munson, | who, before his health failed, was | la valued employe of the Founda-} tion Ship Building Co., and lives} at Michigan Avenue, Port-| }land, Ore\ the other day. “When I began taking Tanlac, he continued, hadn't been able consciousness of failing to hit a lick of work for over me ” 7 year, and I had been suffering_te: teeth. Worry adds to the rik from stomach trouble for progress of ill-health. about four year smed to me Stop tooth decay and ree that I had mad iblé? ef- gtore mouth-health and fort to overcome @ 4 : my condition gradua you banish worry—and and about a year at the same time banish |the point where T had to givé up the. cause for worry. Go to a good dentist if you | my work altogether, Everything I ate disagreed with me, and for two would” end worry asl danger. Worry the Dentist Removes not actually perfect are troubled by a constant feeling that they should see the dentist, They feel that they shoud have the tartar cleaned off and a thorough in- spection made for small cavities; that they should ed out and filled; have © mended, taken out and— replaced with new ones. But decision regarding the dental visit is post- poned—and the damage, which began before the worry, is accentuated. Your doctor will tell. you that the health de- teriorates with — the and tartar and you pre- vent ill-health. Worry begins with the first” reached or three hours after meals 1 would | be all bloated up with gas, and would have the worst cramping pains in the pit of my stomach a man ever had, Then, this gas would often get up into my chest at and make my heart palpitate some. |fJ , Dental nurse always in atq thing awful, and it would be al- irae ARR He most impossible for me t@ al good breath, I also suffered from constipation and often had splitting headaches, I was very nervous all | the time, and ne got a goo night's sleep. These troubles just | continued to pull me down until 1} got so weak and run down that) when T went to walk my legs} would just give right down under} “me. “The money had spent for| medicines and treatments might just as well have been thrown in) the Columbia River so far as* the; good T got from it, but T thought) I would keep on trying, and that is why I gave Tanlac a trial when | it came along. V I had finished my aniac, 1 could see that Thad struck it right at last, and 1 was right, too, for Tanlac certainly did just what they said It would do, and 1 am now a well, strong man again. My eh troubles have all disapp and T am never bothered with gas forming, and 1 don't have those awful} cramping spells any more. I have such a fine appetite that T can hardly get enough to eat, and ev- erything I eat agrees with me all right, 1 have regained all my lost weight and strength, and am now getting ready to go back to work, Now, that is what Tanlac has donc for me, and T think that is saying a whole lot for this wonderful medicine.” Tanlac is sold in Seattle by Bartell Drug Stores under the personal di- rection of a special Tanlac represen- tative.—Advertisement vonsclen~ guaranteed in e who are un- ay for their den- rk in one sum, I have dan easy payment plan that will appeal to all. Investigate it, DR. WM. H. THOMPSON Pioneer Dentist : Corner First and Yesler Way Entrance 95 Yesler Way Over Shoe Store I first bottle om ae eee ne Mother & Th ith lets lodging in the woman's shoul Those whdse teeth are have decayed spots clean- teeth too far gone to be © i teeth. Stop tooth decay fi