The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 28, 1919, Page 6

Ne ath i RO a BU Sa I KI Td a a NT NU: STINT | eee A ———— } | Eorroria *\Why Men Rush Out and Walk Rapidly Around Block.—By McKee , | On the Issue of Pg yan xs || Americanism There Can tate of Washington. i Fee per mente B38 Yon Be No Compromise She Seattle Star | | I | [The Fruits of Bolshevism | Sess) poe Ney TS wT eee | BY DK, FRANK CRANE (Copyright, 1919, by Frank Crane a CHARLES, wourd | | I'D REMAIN De come Spee \] eee La MeIne| | i Taking Away Right to Vote you MARRY SINGLE THE HAS BEEN SUCH || IF You SHouLD a E of the difficult things about the Russian problem AGAIN? REST OF MY A FAILURE THAT DIE, OF COURSE The entire High School and University | or Senate mean? YOU WOULDN'T I'D MARRY a a 7 " my BENG ll now stand a wer the following | 15.—What special privileges have Sena- oi is to find anything solid. ‘ i sah , LiFe UNDERTAKE AGAIN rileetiens noe oy ev Yl “lt tin tor 1 ans 5 pl ntative ? "What restrigs For months it was impossible to get any re ane / oe ANOTHER? — want the proper answers, not only to these | tions? bi ; Z > Bolshevists were doing, wha’ SURE ue F 8, nly h 3? : . hy ey - tig ig gy eaten however, the con- was THE | but to many other questions on tl subjec 16, What provision does the Constitution uti . f th ithaaiecs Socialist Federated Soviet Re with ANSWER i , write to “The National Security League, make regarding laws taxing the people? tution © ne RUSSIAN + ‘ |! West 44th st., New York,” and ask for the 17. What is meant by Veto? ” has reached this country. _ The test of freedom is the treatment of the right to pamphle A Catechism of the Constitu-| 18. How can the Government borrow tion” and enclose a stamp.) money? 1, What is the Constitution? 19. Who can declare war? — _e 2. Who made it? What date? Where? 20. What does “the writ o abe E 4 cash hci re Corpus” mean, and what does the Constitu. © y about it? s 4 . Is an export tax Constitutional? People who have thought upon the question of woman iff are, therefore, interested in what the soviets have on rding suffrage. i _ 3. Who was President of the Constitu- John Spargo has written a book on “Bolshevism,” pub- 4 Y y\\; G Yyp; | tional Convention? d by Harper & Brothers, and from this book, written ~— sas: — % 4. Who ratified: and adopted it? tal ; ing: ; or ae y Uupon whose authority can mo & socialist, is taken the foltowing: BRUTE! You'D HAVE NO WELL, WHAT 5. Into what three parts is the Govern- | be de a of the Treasury? 5 mt THN Coapler xn ‘eu po. sth O'VA WANT rights Oita: ay Pe arent 23. Can this country grant any title of The right to vote and to be elected to the soviets is enjoyed by || Voy wish Papen’ ats me to ||| A STRAIGHT AnsweR | \ Question!| |) 8 Wh: cot oN aetaive Depart nent? | nobility ? e following ciUzens. irrespective of religion, nationality, domicile, COULD SAY ? WITH NO EQUIV- i 10 elects «the Represe ntative The . Can the separate States levy customs? Russian Socialist F ted Soviet Republic, of both sexes ‘you GETHRID : we OCATION — Senators? How is the President elected? have completed their < ixteenth ye _ by the day ge = ree { 8. How is the number of Representatives 26, Who can be elected President? ‘ _ BR ee Rave soquired the, monn cet othe. rong y y Bi é de ry et Of Senators? — ! 27. How can a President be removed from i enables the former to do productive work, 1. ¢: Laborers anc } \ : 9. hat is the qualification for a Rep- office? 9 Of all classes who are employed in industry, trade, agriculture = resentative? For a Senator? 28, What constitutes the Judicial Branch e., and oc tnd Commack sari ultural laborers who employ no help 10. How are Senators chosen now? How | of the Government? / Be gontione of ie Seay and, navy: of tie. cnvints | formerly? : : ii 29, What is treason? 3 EG. Citizens of the two preceding categories, who have to any degree 11. Who presides over the House? Over) 30, How can the Constitution be) | their capacity to work. a aaa | the Senate? amended? : © Phe following persons enjoy neither the right to vote nor the right to 12. What else can the Senate do besides| 31, What authority does the Constitution "voted for, even tho they belong to ¢ of the categories enumerated rat inaaeniy: | enact laws? g for levying an Income Tax? ‘4 Sm. Persons who employ hired labor in order to obtain from it an, ; 13. How often does Congress assemble? | 32. What is the good of having a Consti- ~ a protien | 14. What does a Quorum of the House tution? ee © Persons who have an income without doing any work, such as Y property, ete. 1 commercial brokers IF £ SHOULD DIE, NEITHER —)| ||) TO RELIEVE CATARRH- WOULD YOU OR U'D GET A | AL DEAFNE ND .HEAD NOL WOULD YoU NOT mbes | P@ Persons who in legal form havé been declared demented or mentally MARRY AGAIN ? » Catarrhal Deafness | | from capital, receipts ©. Private merchants, trade d. Monks and clergy of all denominations 3 Employes and agents of the former police, the gendarme corps and {czar's secret service), also members of the former reigning ‘and also persons under guardianship of bearing or have a soviet of their rights of citi to your druggist fenses for the pertod fixed by ce of Parmint (dou ‘wentence. bi strength), and add to it % pint " The constitution does not provide any standard for de- be gest turagy g be agen ——. ing what labor is “useful and productive to society. four times.a day va ping as such is not so included. Housekeepers This will often bring quick re ef from the wing head Clogged nostrils — should breathing become easy and care of children apparently do not have the right ho take vote. After careful study, Spargo says the following would) para nasty Sad have the right to vote: Every merchant from the rset’ We sa eee eaten dot grocer up, every banker, every commission agent, | littl and ts pleasant to take. Any rrhal Deafness or i ry broker, every insurance agent, every real estate ) 5 ” : aler, every farmer who hires even a single hand, haved - A LIL d Z . eelatian: 4. tet gee who employs any one else to work for him, including) . n MEMORIAL DAY je doctor who hires a nurse and the dentist who hires a) Simple Way to i T IS i decorate * Tomorrow End Dandruff | | ] vit Severe tee env ct the assistant; every clergyman and minister of the) with flowers the graves of the departed. Greetings: Dld you sign the beese petition yet? 1460, on the 20th of May, Charles 11, on the iP agp oo ene Save wey.’ Chak Rant 8, every person engaged in housekeeping for the | 7 flimit—the memories of those who rendered would be disfranchised”: All, lawyers,| Mebbe Chief Warren will have a censor put in| Landon after the fall of Cromwell and Teentabll@hed | you Aeon | patriotic service and of the many cherished 5 To do this, | educators, bankers, managers of industries, |‘D* P8ting shop where Johnny Murphy ie having the Stuarts, which had been suspended | just shout lesen. ouiens 0 j honored on Memorial Day. 3 | | Remember at this time the families every person who has any income from invested | ‘ The sentiment of the day is without Spargo also says that “apparently, tho not certainly, aa Presta pli nl: 5 Ne oh athe tied to remove damiruff nt riotic mainly in the family circle are alike travelers, experts, and accountants, aes eee. pee common liquid arven from any drug | whose soWier graves it is not possible to ts, authors of books and plays, except those em-| Or maybe the dry squad will raid the place tke | igen Brn, ayy NS ob aghast yr st when” retiring: ‘| decorate—a few flowers sent to them will conwinting of 1,009 delegates, unanimously | Ply Kt at night when retiring; ure} ved in th: i i : ial ision | they did the punchbow! at the Duthie banquet 3 public service or for whom special provision i | expelled the whole fonaparte family from the island.|@nough to moisten the scalp and t wil y be made. | ae ms se 3 . In 1814, on the 29th of May, Jonephine E aagaste, rub it in gently with the finger tips. | speak volumes, and accord with the spirit bitterly comments: | WHY DOESN'T HE GO INTO VAUDEVILLE? | exempress of France and divorced wife of Napoleon,| | By morning, most. if not all, of | aoe day. r a * TO | 1. Nichols round house | die your dandruff will be gone, and “Yet we find a radical like Mr. Max Eastman giving I ghee gm ey Line Bag bee fa ee a es da lites or four thork appiiaations wiit| ‘shad ig able to supply your floral ‘ benediction and approval to precisely such a Program| jury to his lex—Albany, Sites, "Vindiester: | yp ie 22th of May, tn 182%, Humphrey Davy. the | counpletely dissolve and entirely de-| requiremen: as a substitute for universal suffrage. ‘+8 the miner's safety inmp, a device proof against|;c'%7, "very, sanale sign and trace of} —— [OUR GUESS IS THAT WHAT ANNA 18 TRYING | igniting gases in. mines’ nll ecm arom John McCormack Pr ld like to be U.S. ambassador | TO SAY IS THAT SOMEBODY TOLD In 1844, on the 26th of May, Wis¢onsin was ad \- AN UNTRUTH | You will find all itching and dig Hollywood Gardens Ireland, And the chances are that Ireland would like ro mitted into the Union as a state ging of the scalp will vtop instantly, | Second Ave. at Pine Main 1665 nega 4 7 On the 29th of May, In 1856, LA and your hair will be fluffy, lus. U ack. So everything is settled except Great Bri- pe aga ot vo gl Ne a ee in’s oke!_: one hour, speaking with such fire and eloquence| at tWe first republican © convention in Ilinots|frous, glonay, silky and soft, and that the esurprieed and interested reporters forgot that is remembered as Linc Lost Speech.” Ln. | ok and teal « hundred times etter RANA ENS Raiding the Punch Bowl | Be that as it may, Mildred Savage and Rickard | to take notes and his great speech was never re | } Annie K | accepted and Lincoln addressed the convention for} coln, who was one of the delegates, wa uRwested for governor, but be proposed that William Bissell Ny ok Te | should be nominated instead, The suggestion was run true to form. Kill, of Landeck, ©. have been mmeried corded. so often they make a spectacular raid, as they | see last Saturday night, when Lieut. Collier and his dry| Somebody comes forward with the statement tha | " surged into the banquet room of the Hotel New| there are several kinds of snft drinks that are not | DEES: * = seized four gallons of “reinforced punch” and ‘%**, Ore n° doudt Is rainwater ae ee Oe Commonplaces ; ted the chief engineer of the Duthie plant as a violator { cee | BY EDMUND VANCE COOKE { f the liquor laws. Such police tactics have a familiar ring.| Now, that the style bas changed, what has be [enero il is a resort to theatrics. P lcome of the old fashioned woman who said short | A bird, a blossom, a tree. | To any person with half an eye, it is no exaggeration See ones Cerne | abd the, SHE Wane nak tals gay that bootlegging is a he-profession in Seattle. But) pur as the butcher remarked, “I may not be #0 | The tows Tame emee te tone” thely overlooking the fact that Seattle is infested with | «tyiisn, but I'm dressed to kill” And a perfume haunts the night fessional bootleggers who work so well in unison that & #8 y have established a fixed price for whisky by the| QUESTIONS MR. GREY CANNOT ANSWER The ky and the sea and hill, quart or gallon, the dry squad must needs resort to| Po you think that after probibition goes into effect | re Poe dir fo ae cular pinch. Effective police work—the sort which |"! (he 013 soaks will become, bag ba ag eg SE In the dream of a-deep, deep peace, lef y ‘ results and stamps out lawlessness is never spec- Py bara a poten! ? YL as iii thermic Till the soul of the world shall cease Wf idol . It is a silent agency, as every real policeman| tow can 1 fix my watch? I find that the second | 2 “ ie hand is the third one—W. BE. C. saied waren Yeon Man ’ io e3 We do not hold a brief for the presence of alcohol in|,,A'* (entixts ass rule nen of no influence, oF do | And God's breath blowing all. these 2 “ aM a . a purich served at the Duthie banquet, if there were alco-|'"}2 «ne man who trains amateur actors called a | At race with the Plelades, co ‘e ae d " k really there. By no stretch of the imagination, how-|stage coach?—". L. 8 ; Like bubbles on boundless seas, VA: fy oe sis omg ea fl i r, can it be said that anybody at the banquet was a (Copyright, 1919, N. E. A.) Can > $4] : : gger. If that be so, why must the dry squad invade} . MB. MAXWELL’S HOUSEHOLD HINTS ai a Vas ais : Cradles of Liberty i * a Never throw away an old doormat. Cut it into al U § ate banquet while from Beacon Hill to Queen Anne | gmaii picces and use them to clean the tinware —% | ; SUNNI as Takes Washinton to Funct Gewnd the fone meee ant mse thom to ean the tawere, 1 1°50,000 DOGS OF WAR : ‘yt ES ee es er ne tee rey ee tat on’ ere tne talen TO HAVE GOOD HOMES || Make Your Vacation a Pilgrimage The dry squad was evolved to combat the professional |°", '"® “ning room table | &— | to the Historic Places of the East e ‘ H a sensational raid, as it did at the New Washington | give the forks and spoons a pleasant flavor. are being demobilized, ‘They're the real dogs that i i joi iturday night, it may be set down as a four-flush. An Akron inventor haw obtained a patent on a | aided the allies ax dirpateh be , Watch dogs and AMERICAN: coms pte agg oi Pip eee a -_ re that you bot? : To a man up a stump it would seem that there is plenty NPP Re: EME | spaft dogs. And every one ‘of these dogs is honored | intereat teri bout Bo N oO Diakee historic and romantic ' of work for the dry squad trailing the professional boot- ANSWERED BY MR, C. GREY | San O Seitary Dee Denes oayrene. Snipe me | est centering about Boston, New York, Philadelphia, and Washington. Tegger instead of raiding a banquet attended by solid busi | of the dogs will go back to their owners, who loanea| Wisit Plymouth Rock, Bunker Hill, Faneuil Hall, Concord, Lexington; Man- If the queen of Belgium came the United States men who signally aided in putting Seattle over in|and wore a court gown at @ reception, wii would | Hn tae eked ten too of thea cAytig ntuetrial! hattan Island, the Hudson; Valley Forge, Independence Hall, Mount Vernon, © Victory Liberty Loan. bcm Papllneeccnogt iene i Ad | in military service. ‘The Society for the Prevention| —~Places, with scores of others in these sections, dear to the hearts of every sedis | of Cruelty to Animals will adopt the less foi i * i bahia A . * ft es hans rasoversd rote woinae arn Gore ae American from childhood—dearer today because of the inspiration they have Wilson assured the French academy of moral and 1 am very fond of music and have a little girl | that they have litenal for tite been in our fight for Universal Freedom. | ‘ i ene Be pe “ A) * only years old who plays the accordion fairly | political sciences that Americans do not worship the al- | {0 , I wish her to advan 8 rapidly as pos: | Then, too, in the East are the gay, world-famous seaside ts—i 4 i. ’ ’ ~ s resorts—irom Atlantic City, — j seeey collar. Not now. But we did when the dollar sible hat shall I do?—Mrs 2. M i imal ea on the New Jersey Coast, north to Bar Harbor in Mai he “ a darn, Xo not beat the child a hole in the accordion. i. P| . s ’ r arbor in jaine rragansett was Do not beat the child a hole in th rdion THE OLD GARDENER SAY Pier, Newport, Cape Cod—an unbroken stretch of auciitiee plasenien’ peste. from the | ue a ne A i Wh entest lovers of poety in the United | , Coast, are the Lakes and Woods of New England; the Adi i . A quotation from Abraham Lincoln was denounced | states meee‘ That the plan of growing pole beans on sunflower} and Thousand Islands—hundreds of cieaties eans Lap erage New York, Niagara Falls, _in a local trial by a government operative as “socialis- They are men who work for the gas company, | Stalks was tested out by scores of amateurs Ja ¥ mer places, camps or palatial hotels. tie” Tr Pot . 7 J , Py tg el lhe | season, partly on the Old Gardener's advice, Ask your local ticket agent to help you plan your tri i tic, ‘ruly, Lincoln was t. martyre re. ont! They are great meter reader a e, your local et ag ip you plan your trip, or apply to the nearest icke Ys hem rey d president! . | that results in almost every instance were enti: write for descriptive booklets, as given here, with list of hotels, and full pattem sega Bo py I intend to move into a flat next week and have | satisfactory, City gardeners find it difficult, i¢ not| desire. “New England Shore, South of Boston,’’ ‘New England Shore, North and East of Boston’ n American has complete he fi i ‘ a lawn mower for which L shall have no gee impossible, to get poles. The sunflower plan just fits| “New England Lakes and Mountains,” ‘‘Adirondacks and the Thousand ene . 3 An American has completed the first flight by air ave o‘wee, tl thelr came, 2 sare finding it| ‘New Jersey Seashore.” Address: onan datendte,” “Wages To 4 oF ‘he js too good to throw away. What shall I do wit ven suburban sar across the Atlantic. Still, most of us will be content, for “ With | easier to grow aunflowers tha » cut poles. Use I . f it7—M, T. Hf - the present, to make the trip by steamer. Give dt ie bonis sawitchinan. a’ can: tee cit to Gian Russian sunflowers for the purpose, and| Py STATES * The official view is that secret treaties ure unright , Bureau eg | per git- If two artists were to have a fight, which one | A® the leaves grow on the stalks strip them off, so Travel Bureau Travel Bureau el “cous, but that the new Austrian frontier must be fixed | would win? 3D. T- whieh one) that they will not interfere with’ the beans, ‘but| 143 Liberty Street 46 Transportation Building 602 Henley Building _ to establish the sanctity of secret treaties. Neither would win. It would be a draw Giways leave. a yoottts, of laaves at the rtop to Reep| New York City Chicago Atlanta 3 no sunflower stalk * Paris has started a nostocking fad Old stuff in Nature is usually very generous, but she never puts | sxykomish. And hardly a fad, either, More of a prejudice and brains in the same head, custom, BS ahead of them for the rest of the # n. If love would only make men's cash go round they wouldn't worry about the revolutions of the world, Pi . . irve comnrnpnennilitninecimnmmermaapsinntnwericecrancinecetheiictnaliiiideililhbil aii ii aia wrens a a si : est 8 tii