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CITY CARLINES — SHOW PROFITS: % $9,838.38 Clear, Supt. Mur-| phine Reports for Month Beatties new municipal railways ort of the firat month's opera: | tion by the city, prepaked to be pre ented Monday to the city council by Can You the net profite, after every ‘cnt on | Think Up a Good Bt ARS al RIDDLE? ONE-QUARTER OF AN ACRE FOR $88 J °°): 0 ccenn" $200 00 e $421,252.12 Collected The total receipts of the railways, a according to the report, were $421 2.12. Known operating expenses took $331 2, while estimated the great maintenance work being jdone, Only three operating © | mies have been ft and The Three Men! Want to Reach: their maving Gen not vinow the | ; prt ‘eport. v hey i nno- The man who pays rent monthly. vations in operation have been ef: | At the Game The man who owns an automobile. sabi sé the tie Gabe olen tty el The man who blows his money. | Sreased,1¢ not doubled What islands, when served with Palestaff, would A lot of people will read this and will say to themselves, I am shooting at the 9) a make “some” lunch? (Sandwich.) “Deadheads” discontinued, stop moon. But believe me, I am going to hit somebody or something. ° | page of wervice on the Ray” treet . <1 * enitio han a. working force ef 56,000, every ene enjoying big wages: No Sle |p| ss use.ane change in the 724 ave-| Why is Bockstaff like a modern magazine? (It's industries. No houses for rent. Work for every man who actually wants work. j line to bring i¢ down tow and make made up of cereals—‘“serials.” ) jit pay are the first three moves to| There are more people paying rent today in the city of Seattle than any city stop lossee to the street rallways Why is a bottle of Palestaff like an umbrella? on the Pacific coast. What's the cause? Who is to blame? inet g tye or oiled ho appa (It’s always used up.) THE RENT PAYER—THE AUTOMOBILIST—THE S ER. © Gaampucnitn decsnneaet’ Meine | dips stan ti ih jthe dally increase tn revenue for Get the idea? Now, try it—see if you can’t think : oe ba Pad tai a Br facpmelg| up one. For the best conundrum featuring Pale- | Murphine to give him an, abeotuts| staff or Bockstaff submitted to us on or before July , | A “ ; 4th, we'll pay $100.00. For the ten next best, we | monthly increase in ggvenue waa| . jecarty bit ghasing dammed will pay $10.00 each. Buy a case of Bockstaff or | | Ballard ‘has ‘too. many car lines, Palestaff—in the beverage you will find your inspi- ays Murpiime. | Consequently, the mn. Ask your friends to help you out,—a little | cy siaon TOO G dey. Toe chip thought and you win a hundred. All nop om thete Unes te expected to conundruz:s will be judged solely on their jead him or urge him to do things. The | tas Bhp digg — bape 8 are arpagaline lig merits—an impartial jury composed of ng basia, By ultimately putting the has been he will read an advertisement lik vB 4 +o ‘and state, “It's absolutely correct and it means | It 8 the fad and the habit today to own a car, angel manta sapien Rl advertising agency men and newspaper ines, Murphine reports he expects to 1 am the man he is looking for, I want this | no matter how you get {t or what the price ts— a = » 08.000 i i soe ee pA Esco ger Bee agony Apotehtay A Sage Ave more than $8,000 a month advertising managers will determine the the next man.” Within an hour everything he has | borrow $100 or $200 somewhere to pay down Cost Goes Up winner. No member of our own fead has vanished because he did not have the | and nall yourself to the cross with a contract, Increased service, more cars, and * " . o1 * * holding courage to go to it. and with your family or a friend you shoot by opmequently greater expenses, sent institution can compete in this It t* courage which wins every time in every | your next door neighbor and show him you have ‘oat of operation shooting up se rap contest. channel of life. a machine, . idly when the clty took over the lines IF YOU WANT ANYTHIN that railway men feared the city IF You WANT 70 we Here is where your misery and the torments ‘ould not hope to make ends megt —— | of hell start. It meets you on the highways of However, Murphine's economies have IF YOU WANT TO BE SOMEBODY— | life. The gas and the oil that the machine eats mianced the situation, and with YOU HAVE GOT TO STAY WITH IT up would feed your family every week. The nore car hours, an increase in pa ‘The man you know who works in the same shop | “re you blow out and the inner tubes you buy tronage has been noted store with you at the same wages has paid for a | Would get you a suit of clothes twice a month. The report says the street railway His children are better dressed. His home | Th® machinery to the car may be perfect, but department will also benefit by about Detter looking. Why? Because | f course you know better—-it is not, and your $4,000 in actual saving by the en rift have taught him self-respect par drew alin the — ht oad pray roo the actment of new traffic regulations him self-made. p out of commission a: ma. i sted by Supt. Murphine and ‘ with a $10.00 bill. If you do not be | chine shops, probably once a werk or every © Chief Joel Warren | | Meve-it, ask him, other week with a Dill attached that would al- | “In conclusion,” Murphine'’s report | ‘J Bwo hundred and fifty men at Lake Burien start- | ™O*t give you a fit of apoplexy. reads, “we would state that we are jutely on that basis. sett! of the opinion that if permitted BPS Ag — pager bf aa onaee ons to operate the street railway trans oo : soo tl pio Ba ie a ae ortation system now owned by the years the maibies is @ bunch of junk and your ay te EDO MRE Reveterere point od out to your honorable body, that bagi — car you could not trade in for «to may, putting into*effect the op. came last January they had | erating economies recommended by door. They had no rent to And all the time, while kidding yourself, you this department, and are permitted time upon their land and on | five in a rented house. You are paying tribute to discontinue nonrevenue progocing the fruits of their labor | to the man who owns it, who is giving you the | lines that gfve practically no Fervice | 4 | laugh for making fool of yourself. You are | to the public, and are not compelled for the purpose of throwing | always broke and you are always borrowing. | to operate nonprofitable extensions = but I wish to state—I never | Now, don't censure me for what I have said— j of the ayatem, and are not compelied \Y h 10) lor a payment during the strike last | which is true—but agree with me and start to operate various experimental ‘ebruary. I stated to the people— | right in today to bay » small plot of land, one- |transportation schemes, that from | you can and when you can, but | quarter of an acre or,half an acre, and in a year | the revenues derived we shall be able | yourselves first.” | of two you will be like the people who are at |to pay all operating expenses, all in today at Lake Burien, a thou- | Lake Burien that took advantage of this propo- | terest on the bonds, and set aside an d oesn t now planting their gardens for | gition which I present to you, and are happy amount sufficient to retire the bonds, . and contented jn their little homes there, |and we shall be able to do this on a| ME SHOW YOU How fivecent fare.” CAN BE DONE? Just let me switch you off at the cross road and put you on the road to be somebody. Do, M/PIGEON FINDS ITS WAY you hand over the money that | as the others have done out at Lake Burien & little cottage at Lake Burien, Every | Buy » piece of land. Buy a ttle lumber and [| BACK TO OLD HOME hunt around here and there to get rid | build a little cottagn Pay for your home first, | Shoda money, which you could apply to a piece get away from the rent sharks and put your PORTLAND, May 26.—Cats and Lake Burien. Every year rolls around | rent that you are paying out in a place of your back and say to yournelt—"Where is | own, 7 paying » ¥ }bad money aren't the only things that I have earned this last year, which that come back | have put into @ plot of lard at Lake | Forget antomobiles, high priced pianos, expen. ff). Demonstrating the 4 see nll if sive Victrotas, costly furniture—turn the cash 7. rer Sree oe Tien, a Now, Dear Rett Payer—I have handed you a few | you pay monthly now into the four walls and a pigeon recently sold to the United things, three things, which will make you— roof over your own head. This is logic. Cam I States forest service and sent to Ist—Step rent. ° Bend, Ore., to raise young pigeons if oe to i? be of any assistan you for use in they Deschutes national La me place you where there are no city forest, came back about a week ago] lbee eating is a “chow hound.” sr ale ra ere aie Be bee rare mes SHH WW gud’ Know Language of 2 msi at S'S soey where only health and vigor await you and your | ‘The pigeon had been away from| [ RBS veashes: the Seek sem ae Me Ae family. her original home for more than | ( ; b? I h | ba Thi fag, Sale - = opine wy Bui a eo “Pogey bait” is sweet stuff. Come to ma. Let me show you. It ts what two months and had been tréated! oD: en isten to IS) che teuow who is a sore head ts you want It is what you are looking for. well in her new home, where she ' said to “Shake a mean lip.” | elon gree are. of pene nb ——— - | Peddlers are “bumboats” and a was let out of the cage by mistale,| |{ ev te sone we. Wek. Twist “peach comber" is one who bums | howeve id vu oe p a co; | we caucos + | Have 180 Plots to Sell wera once ‘here nome, * "| | [aeccy’ enases| Jeg seeey Aree ce | Cae | aallors for Jack | te ie ge at her old home. © tmai| [Var weases| | teuey JACOBS LADDER!) |AOOT Te Those who stay in bed are “bunk vesmaca pha ak Be pinp yr gg tr cre? oot Tana ine tH lizzards.” The hammock is Known During the months of June, July, August and September of last year I sold yc. asain gona snc ee Yd Phos - eaves } ; as the “dream sack 1,600 parcels—nearly $450,000 worth of Little Gardens at Lake Burien. ee ee ee | 73 5 * 5 “Shacraand ; “Jacob's Ladder” is the ladder . . sage . pigeon back to Bend Aro ove! d to take passe I am going to make the price inviting. The terms will suit you. | ane rboard to take on passen | i ree ny ‘Ste 30 Plots, 60x127 feet, quarter-acre piece, $ 88—only $10.00 down, $5.00 monthly. |TEN CHILDREN GIVEN | 5 hs 8 EE é wane ace ea nie wha tae oe Mod 1 Work 0 Plots, 60x127 feet, quarter-acre piece, $148—only $10.00 down, $5.00 monthly, {| HUSBAND IN DIVORCE ve] | eect Taxes “ne ad two hours? shu. | DMOGGE DD 80 Plots, 60x127 feet, quarter-acre piece, $188—only $10.00 down, $5.00 monthly. [f} wartace, Talo. stay 26.—Ten| G Pea ee ee For Twenty-Five Years 80 Plots, 60x127 feet, quarter-acre piece, $248—only $10.00 down, $7.50 monthly. | eeslly f ° ny Ayes “By 30 Plots, 60x127 feet, quarter-acre piece, $288—only $10.00 down, $7.50 monthly, [gi A@*Ander Jacobsen when he was Coe the Lord itary menses "BYT By EDWIN J. BROWN 80 Plots, 60x127 feet, quarter-acre piece, $348—only $10.00 down, $7.50 monthly, [| co#en. He charged desertion ; ) ee as te ee oe Beattle's Leading Dentist | . v “or one to be “Gowd up” is to , CHINESE I ROBBED | : nave too mi deter 106 Columbia Street B H If A B 0 A Ah Non, washing, 613 Seventh I “Gadgets” are anything. If a sail arene uy a an cre uy ne cre ave, visited hia honorable and an-| | 5s) { or doesn't know the name of a i bays eee studying crown ana clent ancestors Saturday night for a i thing it a ret. or @ quar of a con |spell, when a slugger visited his Z i The “black “ane! are the boys in| tury, and have worked faithfully te | laundry, “sapped” him into the land ~ | \ the engine room. | master a system that is safe, sank r = | of Nod and relieved him of $85. De i | ‘To get “down for the shoot” Is to| tary and gatisfactory. Other dem tectives is motor yele officers ' | be called before the captain. | tata a he] “ey for Beech and m searching the vicinity failed tg locate a _ ” | learn, a e juired Sunday, May 25, to Sunday, June Ist. Ev the slugger. f \ by experience and arduous labor, y. § iy ery day at any hour to suit you. / DELOUSE TROOPS, THEN) ™y fh ae ttn 4 bated 4) ind a t rded to A 7 The old saying was, “By the Great r} \ vi z A A | - y system of bridgework is sim Free tickets on the Lake Burien car line. Free automobiles, special at 10 a. m., OF ¢ . Spa: tneepensve sade, Althea a 11 a. m., 2 p. m. and 3 p. m., from our office, 208 Boston Block. Every day and | The three rder of “ _ ~ a }SEND THEM TO CAMPS |to auraniity ana utinty. Sunday. 4 |the Knights of Columbus were con z > : = | «|| BOSTON May 26,—(United| A tooth-brush will caaily a Our Titles absolutely per’<ct. Certificate with each lot. | ferred upon €00 new members in the - ; |Press.)—The battleship Montana, | ¢h4 Cleanse every surface Ct mm ‘ | Harvare » and HB. Union st. he | sanitary bridgework; it Telephone me now for appointment. Pansay atlaioone. ‘hie: ibs the int with 1,046 men and officers of the|than the average natural tooth, 7 | tial step In a drive to doubi 4 YG r ‘ $14th engineers on board, arrivea| No charge for consultation an@ NO PAYMENT WHEN SICK. NO PAYMENT WHEN OUT OF WORK of ater As - ane ay juble the }o BY ROY GROVE One can easily see why the Ger e wine ee ° : ec lity Neck te RUnTeetaa Come to me for map and information. Bh proodedmninighe praia he order, simul-| NEW YORK, May 26—Listen,|mans found our navy a mystery,|bere today. ‘The troops entrained)" 4. not operate on people's podks Office n from 9 a. mt0.6 PTE poy stint odin 4 campaign} all ye land lubbers, here’s a tip, And since hostilities have ceased, I|for ‘Camp Devens for quarantine etbooks. I have elevated dentistry ‘or increased embership. a ry art | “ ope: Pp. m. eac! y- sin nip ia If you want to know anything|“™ Sure the navy department will/and delousing, prior to going to|to @ professional business standard. about the Atlantic fleet, anchored | Pt Object to my making public Al western camps for Sesie ies or. EDWIN J. BROWN | out here in the Hudson for the Vic-| °°? ,of their lingo b) |tory Loan, don't ask a sailor, Not| J stepped aboard as a “harbor . ; = Punta Columbia Street that the Water Cest Bables aren’t|#sket" because of the white collar | 3,000 TROOP SARRIVE moe a « a ec eu c y pir e rq} and tle. ad a eepeled peameen bik Shehe det tind) Se © NEW YORK, Mo The trans FREE DOCTOR MENTHO ey Rg |» The girls are known as “‘callcos,| port Princess Matolka arrived today Telephone 718 2 d A L COUGH DROPS If you don't have an interpreter |Judles, dames, waxdolls, Jelly beans, | with me ani 8,060 saan OF tha Yoan Ex-Government Physician between you and the gob you might| Widders or weezels division, Northeast Pennsylv: 4 Elliott 4887. " n venue / GIVE QUICK RELIEF just as well visit a Chinese fleet, for| Coins are “washers, clackers, jack, Mar rand and pation of Columbia | 169 WASHINGTON sr. | you won't be any wiser about battle-| liberty bait, gilt, armor plate, holy.| troops, including men of the 314th RIGHT DRUG Co. STORES) ships than if you were looking them | stones and joy berries.” infantry, 310th machine gun battal-| FP Leek fer the Free a dover at @ mile away, .! The man who thinks of nothing !ion wnd 304th fleld signal battalion,