The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 2, 1918, Page 6

Bantered at Senitin Wash, ity, 40e per month; 3 montha, $1.15; $4.00, By carrier, elty, 8c a mon © Publish! Ce. : Growing Closer It is surprising how much closer Americans have come to their government than they were before the war. Maybe that isn’t the correct way of putting it. The government, come closer to the people. That's it. There was a time, and not long ago, when a cry of — went up whenever it was suggested that our govern- tt should become more interested in such of our public affairs as railroads, street car lines, meat packing indus- tries, and so on. How “paternalism” was decried! War has opened our eyes. We see things differently now. Boston is going to run its own elevated railways, and ton, O., is going to take over its street car system, One Oklahoma town has its municipal ice plant. Scores of cities are in the electric lighting and power business. And now comes Buffalo, N. Y., with a municipal food drying plant. Farm and garden foods are purchased at whol le prices, dried and sold to housewives for winter use. Later on it is proposed to dry food on shares for city Gardeners and nearby farmers. Food waste at the city Market has been eliminated—all food not sold is dried, ) If the Mexican editors are still unconvinced that Americans get there first, they might be asked to board @ street car in the shipyard district in Seattle at a time when the men are just knocking off work. _ How to Celebrate On July 28 comes the semi-centennial of an important ‘event in American history, the fiftieth anniversary of the fourteenth amendment to the constitution of the United ites. Upon that day, 50 years ago, was written into basic law of this land the principle that “all persons or naturalized in the United States, and subject to he jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States.” is extended to American citizens, regardless of color, civil rights. Now it behooves us to celebrate that page in our na- history. And there is no more fitting way than by ching these “equal civil rights” to include ALL ricans, REGARDLESS OF SEXS We have had half a of equa! civil rights for men only. Pass on to us suffrage amendment, you hold-up senators, July 28 near. Washington boys, members of the ambulance corps raised at the University of Washington, are in Italy. Here is to them. We know they will do their part loy- ally and well. y Your Fish he food administration advises all fishermen to dry the us and not throw perfectly good fish back into the or allow it to feed vultures upon the shore. In this way, it is believed, the winter's food store may considerably increased. d No doubt about it. And what a whopper of a bunch of ries fish every fisherman's family would have if the big fis! 65, get away” were landed and dried. Also, that would take “fish stories” out of the fiction class. | No union except the Western Union, says Kaiser Carlton. Not even the union of the United States of America counts. A-Plenty > Beef is needed over there. You won't miss it. Plenty f . Take your choice from ham, bacon, sausage, pork pigsfeet, spare-ribs, pork loins, pork roast, salt pork *—what more do you want? It seems that Swift, Armour, and the rest of that tribe, packed figures as well as meat. Halt the Huns! HAT I particularly like about Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin is mild but thorough action on the bowels. has been very helpful in relieving my nine- 7 year-old son, who had been constipated since a baby.” From a letter to Dr. Caldwell written by Mr. ©. E. Jaffray, 51 Madison Set) rooklyn, N. Y. Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin The Perfect Laxative STAR—TUESDAY, JULY 2, 1918. PAGE 6 A ; Ae ee ie aN Ordinary Politeness Basis of Army Courtesy, Says Gen. Scott By MAJ, GEN, HUGH L, SCOTT Former Chief of Staff of the U. 8 ader at Camp In Writing for Newspaper Kn ARTICLE 1 little of the who know People life are sometimes aston kreat « exer cined by army of floors in teaching military courtesy thone who from civil to join thin American army of ours It may seem strange that cour teay should te needed in an army nized express ly for the pur one of defeating an enem ar army train t the minute in neweat methods f fense and defenne to wipe power of the HUN, and mab 1a place of peace and where men, women and may pursue their own without fear ww characters ¢ merable xt of the worl Mann than na fer man who mean ju » admiratior more than ever #0 in military life. (or on occasions of ceremony, there) the hopelens rage of the officers try | friends among hin fellow soldiers ny’s Fire’—An inflam- It is courteny that keeps the @reat| would be nothing left of the army|ing to keep in order lot of cranky |'To the young man who is going to mation of the Skin army machire running smoothly! in a month empers would be worn| men, who instead of being trained to| take hin place in the great American |} ‘ : without friction. }to # fragale, orders would be resent: fight the enemy, would be always| army which js fighting for freedom Often Following If officers and men were only|ed, every soldier would be fighting | looking for a fight amongat them: | and t hat courteous to each other on parade’ with his bunkie, to say nothing of| selves Wounds 2 — Then courtesy means respect to ner . -- ; — superiors, and if you will think of Srysipeian se’ an, Sete “Putting the Grin Into the Fight the army an a great family, you w y thet 19 someteds Geen ll = 4 pa ye Understand what 1 mean when I ote Aathonea 1 mean the to j at you would E it wouaity Oe give to your father or your mother When a ie man is kins with @ ebill or to older people general! orders, impudent and followed by & The nenic nj we say he fresh.” ¥ high feveti« 160m the apans the army in a ert nian Cre ti He represent : wounds but fs the authority of his rank, and he in! mere "frecueatiy coorauan aa entitled to courter therefor Th a out any apparent injury. enesn brings He is . cannot help it. H been trained to be polite, it is part of Kin He believes in it, py ant bo te figths tor be knows thal? = ye ae some candy. politeness works erb: Now. if this ia eo in civil tite, tt» Royal Palace, Berlin, character, for pert Give me your address when you get over there and T'll give it to you right now. Germany Planning (Special to The Star) A WORD rROM JOSH WISE No man makes & pet corn uv one on another feller's foot. eee ANSWERED BY MRC. GREY Who. in your opinion, are the most prompt men in the world?—Miss Rose Buddy The telegraph operators always there on the dot They are bother you t know you busy, but I need your I hate to must be very hetp. I have a hardwood floor, but 1 want a soft wood fldor, You see, the trouble is, it's too hard. Ca a answer my question?—Mre, Rhoda Bike No; it's too hard. Ask as many questions as you like, Mra. Bike Why are clothing saleamen nnd rubber company salesmen much alike?—Hiram House. Clothing saleamen se! and rubber company salesmen tre. 1 am a bank cashier. and quite an athiete Our bank gives a pienic next week, and we are to have some athletic contests, but under the rules a man can enter on one content Should j enter the yard dash quar mile, hammer throwing or wr fe Don't enter any of them. A bank cashier ought to be best in the high vault Tam 18 years old. and thinking of getting married. My disponition is such that I prefer a high-toned man What do you think?—Nettie Mann If you are really anxious to marry a high-toned man, why not marry a tenor singer? eee When a fortune teller faces a police judge. she encounters a misfortune teller MOTHTROCITIES : A moth must have ¥ announced. Means of finding em “ A wonderful conetitutios ployment for everstody are md to | 425 Union Street Although none of a have been discovered Are keen for the idea of Living & moth’s existence In the spring a moth Comen flapping along, and With each wing flip he Works up a notch on His appetite apparatus Then when he's got a whale Of & drygoods store Appetite, he teers hin Nowe into somebody's Wiewam, and waltzes on The aroma of well-done medium rare winter in the Clothes closet. Back His mustache, and he Wrapa a vest under his chin For a napkin, and wades Into a big feed. Whatever he Gets in nouriahment in Flouncing his Jaws on dried Out wool of o'coat lapels And a couple dozen Excursions on the sleeves For demert, is what gets on Maybe nome of those clever Hun acientista will be Copping the moth’s act, and Rig up the Inmates of Hunmany with a moth's eating Mechaniam, and digestive Works, #0 they can extet on Curtains, carpets, awnings Blankets, old dpde, ote It would be some men! for The Lager family to wit Down to a layout of extra Dry rag bag, and between Threads. they'd be strafing Der whole world und planets eee A REFINED 408 Mr. Tom Rundle, who was decently n, in improving at St. Fran. —Litehfield (111) News. O'coats Sutte, ete goce operat ci hop Another man has invented an un- sinkable ship. We hope somebody invents a perpetual motion engine for it Sold by Druggists Everywhere 50 cts. (is) $1.00 ant to the taste, it acts easily and naturally and | festores normal regularity. A trial bottle can/| ' be obtained free of charge by writing to| Dr. W. B. Caldwell, 458 Washington Street, | Monticello, Illinois. $1,000.00 REWARD The Association of Northwestern Shipbuilders, composed of all the steel shipyards of Seattle, offers a reward of $1,000.00 to any person or persons fur- nishing information causing the arrest and conviction, during the year 1918, of any person or persons: (1) Issuing false pay checks of any of its mem- bers and obtaining money thereon. (2) Forging the indorsement of any workman to any pay check and obtaining money thereon to which they were not entitled. Under this offer the Association will not pay rewards exceeding @ total of $5,000.00 In the event two or more persons furnish such information, the reward of $1,000.00 hereby offered shall be divided pro rata among such persons. Merchants and others are hereby cautioned and advised not to cash pay checks without careful identification of the individual for whom they are cashed, and under no consideration to cash any checku that are not presented within ten days from date of Iesuance. Free from opiates and narcotic drugs and pleas- | * | I make des one condition. | We'n gwineter fight wif raz: “A JOYFUL NOISE (The Germans are using razors in hand-to-hand fighting on the west- ern front.—Press Dispatch.) De Good Rook say de Lohd destroy the man he fire’ make mad. And dea to show dere craziness and show dey got it bad Dese dutch te usin’ razzere on de Weert front, so dey say And dat's de fini#h of de Muteh' dey sho has had dere do 1 ain't ayin’ othin bout de dutchman forty two Or dese vere buzzard air-masheens, or fish boata dey call “1's I'ne heerd about dese Zippy-lines and all de folks dey's raided come to razzere—man Wert front! Kast front! Any Most front! Least front! But now it's We'se gwineter make ‘em craw! anudder in meh mouth, And I'll carve dere fronts tergedder, Bast and West and No'th and South! I'l take a razzer in each hand. De Lohd done bound de enemy and He's opened up de dry path wh akes on ragzers De dutchmen's day is ende And when we shave them itehmen West fr East front Any front Front front Hind front We'ne gwine Des lemme git my And Ill carve him on his (Copyright, front at all! for his ebillun thruu ¢ dese yere dutch used guna, dey he's ewineter git his dose, !'man! we sho will shave ‘em close. | Md sists on dat one hard, but de nafety razzer'a barred! at all! | ter make ‘em crawl. razzera honed and git my est front when he’ 1918, N. EB. UNTO THE LORD” we got de dutehmen faded! give him up ter me | | might r wome advance, | f! dey hasn't got & chance. \] bows greased headed for de Baat! A) LONDON, completed tion after the war, the military and 1) authorities having agreed on a ran with the representatives of commerce and industry he represents (he {abr ; iow, there in anc military courtesy the whole ATTACKS Have Been | STOPPED SKSeowe — Herb Williams, Demobilization July t—Germany has its plans for demobiliza it ts officta Every Two Minutes ext! 15,000 POUNDS |? «=| MEAT A MINUTE |", vy 24) GOING TO ALLIES |"? in, to me wf the te t px. | One Hog Out of Every',. ie! «= Four Being Sent | Sen Abroad. om ee al conte ond! Shipments of meat have been going | R. f the! to the allies fer some time at the rate @ 8) of 16,000 pounds @ minute. As the| 9» te ct| Nour ay they amount tw, eeenee | Si * bem] pounds dally. The meat gees te sel! .i5 & the| diere of the United States and the al-| ,, (18 ao! ice and & the civilian population of | 5, Niget} all the countries with Ger. These statements were made by a prom- inent representative of the United States Food Administration. No industry in the country has played a more important part in helping to win the war than the American live- stock and meat-packing industry. Swift & Company alone has been forward- ing over 500 car loads of meat and meat products per week for, overseas shipment. Swift & Company, U.S. A. 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