The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 1, 1917, Page 6

(As It’s Sung at Camp Lewis) a day, captain did say: be your pay.” “Why worry about teaching Ger. Man in the public schools?” post- cards a reader in Bellingham. “I } know a boy who studied German for eight years, but he never § a appea abandon he the 4 of Ch any.” armistice is, without abt, the German autocra kaiser is bh sp hix abandon) ————— ~ ° - ent policy for purposes of nego CAMOUFLAGE | & VIRGINIA poet hae shot himself in the foot in order to avoid n a Fretful Babies : If you ever saw | military duty. No exemptions for poets who don’t shoot themselves kaiser wants to trade back Need a Laxative Jane At the back door About 9 a. m— With a face like An oyster stew, And hair like A plate of cold slaw, And feet like A couple of picnic hams, And a shape like a Burlap beg Filled with waste paper— And then you saw her again About 9 p. m You would realize That the French soldiers Had invented Nothing new eee WHEREBY GETTING A RISE OUT OF | Editor—How do you pronounce the nam ver | call the war off, and yet he has to| taste, and positively effective; chil Wecplo tn the factory, hearing hia| ‘2 about which the Russians and Ge r ¢ = 4 irrevocably | dren like it and take it readily al 4 FOURTH GRADE SCHOOI Osos wi eee ,| Mf you have never tried this sim Sonny, it i m 1 t icp a a DAS OOS § hused' ple, inexpensive remedy, get a bot Gstered an anecdnte to the boy-—M we he ahis tn 6 4 stints ind appa Bhan Be tle of Dr. Caldweli's Syrup Pepsin fine (Ia.) News-Tritmune Sigs a Ans cannot continue from your druggist and have it in 8 8 | we er that t are to be e weekly pa , America’s! the house to use the next time any Chicago’s mayor has issued ajcoming month, we make a noise | erst c tof the allies. | 6¢ the children seem out of sorts proclamation calling for prayers for | the soldiers who are going to front We hereby call for prayers for cit fzens who with the may i ~ . However, the Fife building ts in Drumm st., San Francisco. o-* Dear Ed: have spent the past 5 ing for a horse nam am beginning to despair. help me out?—A. M. P. Won't somebody Dobbin the old gentleman may devote few years to looking for a colored man named Sambo” Or a Pullman George’? porter “ee WE move Onn TWO WEEKS OLD The kaiser expresses a “ desire for peace. If four or f big fellows were kicking the out of you, you'd too, wor ou e ie iraliiprriieaiteinemnane moni 1 NUTTY KNOWLEDGE Musicians who play ments find it wind fr affects their but accordion player arely troubled that way because of their instrument eee An ostrich is a much more val uable animal because ts ta than a polar It 1s said by Tilers with number 13 are almost extinct An eyeless needle very u article doughnut wouldn't i value **e You don’t sav so! ” 1 drew as a private just one buck | And worked like a horse till the |‘ _S&s corpora! one-twenty will now My Gawd! how the money rolled RRA AR AAA RAR LR OPERA RRSP RLS Mr. Employer, Keep Don’t Let Slacker Aliens Fill Positions Vacated by Select Service Boys; U. 5S. Citizens Entitled to Them Rin ey or MEN AMERICAN AMERICANS FIRST? — Llitea, inet bh Ave. Nene Unto NORTHWEST LEAGUE oF men OF senr Telegraph News Service of the United reas & out of city, 3c per month up t 1} By carrier, city € mos; € mos. $1.90 ide & month. Co Whe al) demarton Mate vo. THE SEATTLE STAR SWwsr aris year $3.60)/ — Hs a ai THE VOICE IS HARDEN’S German autocracy’s censorship lets thru a tion by Maximillian Harden for an ar American and Germar soldiers meet on Mr. H f the very few has dared to sass Gert | in the head! |CONFESSES— WHEN CAUGHT Real neat eputy But it is Germa r t never disappr t ‘ antil t a GERMANY ASKED Uncie Sam to take charge of her affairs at | Bucharest, and then secretly loaded the cellar with bombs and microbes. | But what's that between friends? |SOUNDS SIMILAR STAR—MONDAY. OCT. 1, 1917. PAGE 6 American Jobs 4 LF T us keep American jobs for Americans. Hundreds of selected men have left their places in Seattle’s factories and offices, and there is a hun- gry, greedy gang of siacker aliens who would take these jobs. All that an alien had to do, when summoned by the division boards, was to make affidavit that he was not a citizen and he was automatically exempted. By that technicality, hundreds of men who, in time of peace, enjoyed the benefits of American freedom, were enabled to escape the necessity of fighting to extend it to other lands. Seattle men have begun agitation for a federal statute, making it possible to deport these slackers, but don’t let us wait for this law. By Frederick M. Kerby | NEW YORK Oct 1 brought about by the w uirmer ate mn r boats,” ed ‘ and “a lusion I draw R. Hawley Aero Club of war made on of ave the ‘alr said Hawley ties was an ex util ved in an a or a weapon of Now Hawley is looking for ward to the time when the bank clerk or emall farmer can o : lead hie little tin alrtizzie out UNDER WOOO FU nine wor of the hangar In the attic and rattle away, kicking up a little cloud-dust in the faces of the Combined auto and air.jitney of the aristocratic occupants of some taught everybody the utility of air. fof be ye ~ more pretentious alrlimousines. craft. We going to use the air) caused by the wa The war,’ he went o has|much more than we ever dreamed| “when th not only Analysis of the War Move esi ego = : By J. f bs Mason Written for a tren nun and, of quipment may be sure The United Pr 6 Hohenzollerns ted by Bargaining not be de ‘lishment of * now I m and other 0 dis tricts to save the Hohe It is cross and wible t are it onst to annour axative policy even at secre oun a Anton «Ae To do 80 would be to pledge the ainer to a certa d to fo onfession the Hobenzoller For children there is nothing that | will act more easily than the com bination of simple laxative herbs with pepsin that Is sold in drug stores under the name of Dr. Cald | Everything ts uncertain ™./ well Syrup Pepsin, It does not He does not know how much or gripe and is free from opiate or bow little the allies will narcotic drugs, is pleasant to the from now type that will congest traffic after the intensive development; “A war ends there will be endous nu le aircraft of all kind yer of thoroly train. 8. One price, one set of terms to all. No deceptive phrases in our adver- tising to mislead the uninformed. for Americans! PPP PARADA PD AAD IPP DD DDRII There should be an unwritten law decreeing that the man of draft age who claimed exemption on _ the grounds of being an alien should have no place in Se- attle’s industry. He is unworthy of consideration dis- criminated against in every shop and factorywhereAmeri cans work. Mr. Employer, make the man who would work for you prove that he is not a slacker by showing his blue card of registration, and his exemption certificate. If he has no blue card, and 1s within the age limits, he is a Slacker, And just as surely, if he presents a certifi- cate that reads,“Exempted. Grounds of resident alien,” he is a slacker, too. and should be AVE UP YOUR MONEY FOR AN AEROPLANE JITNEY, FOLKS ymen will ae their private ma As a matter of fact, the ‘jitney | air bus,’ or rather limousine,’ if I may coin the term, is nothing new. At the first Pan-American Aeronautic exposition here in Feb- ruary the Curtis people exhibited an ‘autoplane’ with fuselage con- structed exactly on the automobile type, the motor located in the for- ward part of the machine, as in au- tomobile practice, four wheels on the car, and with a wing span of 40 feet. This machine, with fts #lass enclosed body, is an ideal pleasure car for running about in the air. “If we are inclined to mini. mize Its possibilities, we ought not to forget that the first ‘horseless carriage’ excited the same kind of surprise and the same predictions that it was | merely a rich man’s fad. Som Henry Ford of the aeronautical world will get the price down where almost anybody will be able to have his private aircar.” $10 to $100 Furniture, Pianos, House- hold Goods, Storage Receipts, Live Stock, Etc. All transactions held strictly confidential. If not convenient to call, write or phone and our representative will call at your residence. 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