The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 2, 1915, Page 4

STAR—SATURDAY, OCT. 2, 1915. PAGE 4. Member of the Rertppe Northwest League of Newspapers Published Detly by The Star Publishing Co. Phone Mam 9400 YEARS AGO INHABITANTS oF CONNECTICUT WERE KNOWN ‘ ISEWHERE 1 Whozoo in WINTER S. Is Deputy United States District Attorney Martin famous? fetlas bave tried to invent rain you grt Martin, and and then what? WINTER §. MARTIN America MARTIN Me is. and other weather articles, They Ab! Look af his cogmomen Thus, If you can get Martin ore becauae every ot) fair at Puyallop. in the United States we admit we don't know what Winter § Martin's ial stands for, famous, and perhaps twice so, weighs heavily with Martie, Maybe it stands for commer If so, Martin ee Therefore he carries a cane to support bis with those fine white bows and angel-winged ler OF summer. h ® wide-brimmed Fedora hae sock rie Knodeen and W. J. Bryan and other & triple cinch Winter is famous The average man’s arm is 30 inches long; the aver-| Sige woman’s waist is 30 inches round. How wonder-| are thy works, Oh Nature I] STELLA SORGHUM SAY Meny humorist are extolling the | woodman to spare | Fahe “chestnut” tree. eee | Giving hubby » | mew pate of suspen- 4 Is often 2 “hotd- game, Fred Johnson, highway robber, deputy sheriff down and iD from Spokane county Jafl | Speaker Clark, at Missourl state | , says democratic party has onstructive record. Charged with defrauding Ca liam government of over a mil Thomas Kelly, contractor up Winnipeg parliament bui arrested at Chicago “T. R. Picks Red Sox,” read Star headline on sport page. Maybe he's trying to match 'em with the bandana handker- chiefs the bull moosers used | to wave. 7 Secretary Lane announces open ng 110,000 acres in Indian reserva tion, North Dakota a Col, A. W. Swanitz Veet, manager and ‘Alaska Northern, sai! Sunday py Valdez, where contest for Seward |, fownsite will be tried f Mrs, Caroline Randolph | {imelia McKinnon and Mra i { Meade, first Seattle ne 4o,be consecrated at serv Gay morning in Centr who ld- |} ni, Tr for and attorney M. A.| | Get at the Real Cause—Take|® Dr. Edwards’ Olive Tablets | hat's what t wufferers ure | Pot taking tonics, or t Tiup a iKe ) ltaekiing the ) i ment—clow «+ by thelr work with tri. Wake one or tw quick relist, so you like With or without a fence, links the same patch with our man aging Fred Boalt at ‘em both we three holes Delta Miss | plete corner deaconesses, |erett will ring at 8 p for ne ! | GOLF LINKS NOTES The park board is going to put “up a second golf course please? You we need res no two golf playing in editor, y'know either, or with We're sore ri 20 cents an dubs take two play the and hours nine *We repeat jterian church “The bureau of fisheries of department of commerce has just issued an interesting book- let on ‘Oysters, the Food That Has Not Gone Up.'” Maybe no one tried ‘em while travel- ing on the high seas. H. W. Austin, president Al Phi frat, banqueted Fri at University club ight State will be auetioned ‘ lands ) and then Januar er of Los Ange ‘a Agnew of F college romance George F Stripes and fo the Blethens on thi Curfew for kids under 16 m, free dancing, free at Ellensburg 1 October 6 bridge r Bellingham to LKR! COUNTY “African ip” FAIR NOTES ite will ‘Gene Hatton, sleeves rolled and hat off, has been baby dotis, You know os, Save us a blonde np reffilog Gene A. T. Drake, Streets of Car has the Orte Washington st pend what sort of aq Drake can furnish Stella”? = Mayhe they A Chinese philosopher Bays there's an ounce of wisdom at the root of every gray hair. He was no admirer of Mayor Gill, evidently. 6 Holman, bank teller, of A, sentenced two to fif. at reformatory for err Safety Razor Blades of all kinds sharpened, dozen SPINNING’S QUIT 1415 FOURTH AVENUE TING SALE sack| Dollar Is Offered ready’ for Best Essay Next %| Week; Get in SWim) py ooiag silo winns Next ntest cl The |sending | day \ OU MEAN Some HE SLIPPED UP To Me ONE TRIED ‘TO -of AND TRIED ‘To PULL THE “HELLO curie” STUFF On 1 Sain, You ShouLD HAVE SEEN THE NOBODY Home “MAT TRIED To HAND ME HELEN, You SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE HICK THAT TRIED To STALL Ma ON THE STREET AS | WAS BEATIN? iT Homme , 4 st AN na oy " rll wel al ania» RY KY VLL GIVE WIM Mek ALL CARRIED A Futur 6TocK oF AS NUTMEGS SuREWD \ PEOPLE c TH evista) QROCERS Lawin’ Your Neighbor FARMER from out Kent way came into the office yesterday. He had a kick against some lawyers in Seattle. They didn't win a case for him, tho they assured him, he said, he had the law, the equity and the justice on his side. The whole case amounted to less than probably. It was over a fence and a cow pas- ture. He got into a row with a neighboring farmer over it in some manner, and they went to law about it. It cost them both a good deal of money on lawyers, court costs, witness fees, ap- peals—a good deal more than the entire amount involved in the controversy. But it was not money alone they lost; their friendship was wrecked; their friends had been drawn into the wrangle and,lined up on cither side; and the neighborhood was well near dis- rupted. That's lawin’! It seldom pays to go to law—not even in satisfaction, If these two neighbors had gotten together and talked their trouble over; if both had kept their tempers in leash; if— Well, figure out for yourself how much better off they would be right now. “Lawin’” is a remuntrative pastime—for lawyers, To most everybody else it is as delightful as grabbing the business end of a red-hot poker. * Knocks Ideals Cold E’RE sorry for Rev, Newell D ambition has led him from his ideals" in a timber deal. Worldly ambition is the doggonedest, craftiest thing we know of to lead a fellow away from his ideals. A fellow can just eat, drink and sleep with his ideals for ‘most a lifetime, and then worldly ambition will come sneaking along, put a halter over his ears and just make him outrun every blessed ideal he ever had. Sometimes, worldly ambition gets behind three deuces and a couple of four-spots and insidiously leads you to abandon such of your ideals as your money, car tickets and all your clothes down to shirt and other apparel required by law to conserve your modesty. Then again, it may be a timber deal, or an oil well, or a gold mine in which worldly ambition lurks to spring forth upon you and knock the ideality out of your precious ideals. Jt makes no difference who you are or what you've got, worldly ambition’s always laying for you. Here’s the illustrious head of a great church of the greatest city, preaching ideals, living ideals, crammed full of ideals. Worldly ambition got even him at last. There was a chance to get rich quick, when along came worldly ambition, and now look at him! What we poor, ordinarily miserable sinners have sure got to fight is this infernal worldly ambition. It not only rasps our high moral ideals to death but it lands us feet up in bankruptcy, drat it! - + * - . * $20 Hillis, head of Plymouth church, and caused him to get New York, who says that “worldly “in the hole’ about. $180,000 worth, Run for Nothing! N IW Senator Burton says that Taft will not run for president. Of course not; nobody expects it of him, with that 64-inch waist measure. to kind of pace along, like he did last time. Don't Senator! It isn’t fair. But he might consent go and commit Mr. Taft without his consent, | Tells How He Liked |} a RE Boy Wins Dollar Contest Vacation} Honor Mention | in This Week’s } Herewith are those printed the Is all r of the first names and to| Prize in Uncle Jack's Y. M. C, A.|\y summer school contest held some Monroe, of th loll ssay contest eltes week's is Wash. in this lowing Is of honoraly Larch can Jach choose worth, Doroth Eva Zilc Baughmar mention 110 Rustic Seattle Harriet | his Thor Margaret Clara Gal N. B.; M winsky, Everett; Stanley Bozx, Black Diamond, | wh the Ci winne th time ago, has written an account of hi They ett experiences after school ° 5K Duwamish, Wash. ; | Plants, 5 W. 57th # , | Plants, 1445 V th st h007 First ave ub » herewith printed st zon BS as * and leg of the} HOW | ENJOYED MY VACATION By Milton Barter our essays neatly one side and your be pencil may Personally | enjoyed my vacation greatly Tho Tt had to walk to the depot, and ia preferable,| seven mites to ride on the Interurban Of course, re few experiences that were applest, but they ered as a few of were a neater, not the ‘run over|? mall | a before 4 the t must be Special Notice sure and the misfortune Baseball games, fishing chool, and | ming many other Wash,, re- sports helped to make the vacation the Monroe enjoyable, And the Fourth of July! She|Amid the boom of giant fireerack tory | ers, decorations and mam ould always dis Letha Ducommun, a freshman of | life the Mon Union high resident Monroe to swim afternoon, as and summe: at that time A dollar of a trip and went thru it sent Uncle age limit 6 in elcently tool 1 formatory very kindly we lof her trip, but Uncle Jack is sorry res }to say that lack of space forbids its publication Uncle Jacl interest, and that the sto as It was very enter GET IT AT EVANS’ [| tiree mail Ard and Columbin. |Toppenish found. opened aud money taken SHE WANTS TO JOIN \ I would become one of the end me Jack a gaud moth parades, one cern the good old lifting and waving And I notice helped in the breeze. , too} that the Circle to entertain on the But still, toward the vacation, that 1 was anxiou gin school plain, even in the midst of fun and froli 1 ecurned half a grade in school, A goined @ great deal of general knowledges 1 made many pice friends this sum please card, 1 In the » Letha for her regrets thanks exceedingly not be printed am 13 venth The I find muc Cirele, 1 hoping to win one of your prizes CLARA J, GALLAGHER, 6007 First Ave, N year ade cole M an certainly heen pleas en taking r fo aining, » of n TRUE dieters * - = was also firat essa m some GET IT AT EVANS’ ard sacks of Later stolen at and Columbia, Sra and Union ard and Union. Letters Kb Circle Contest, o; consid} rs and Stripes ‘Hubby’s Folks;End in Divorce Court | Roger Is Willing to Try It Again, but His Father Doesn't Care for His Wife, HesTells Court—Marital Knots Loosened by Judge. You young man! Are you two engaged to be married ? Do you t you are deeply in love and that thru thick and thin you life 1 comrades, come what may’ Do you see no possible chance of breakers ahead? Phen t story of what happened Friday in the vorce « f it doesn’t cause you to pause and ¢ and the old folks who entered the divorce mill up anity Hill Friday were once as light- hearted and certain of life happiness as you But in most cases one of them violated the contract. Sometimes bot) of them had underestimated the spirit of give and take and forgiveness that is necessary to weather the storms of matrimony, will be partners anc rea see nk. The yc bawling out from the judge, when Graaf, 26, mar-|he found out that her husband, Leo le L. Graaf, pretty, plump,'|J. Cameron, who she said beat her e took her to live in a/and made her work, was a bar- fiat, which was #0 close to the|tender in a Ballard hotel, and that home of his father and mother that|/ when they were married they lived you coujd reach out and touch it.)at 13th and King st. She said she Right away there was trouble, The| was born in Seattle. elder Graafs did not ike their new; “Ob, I suppose you can have a daughter, according to the story/ divorcee,” he said. “But I don't see she told 6n the stand, Friday. | much hope for society, when a girl His mother,” said she, “was al-|born here h: no more ambition ® nosing around, trying to find than to marry a bartender working out what I was doing. She used/in a joint like that.” to look thru the windows to see| Mrs. Cameron became so excited who my company was whenever I/that she tripped and tore the heel had any. His father was worse, He/ off her shoe as she descended from often told me I was no good and) the stand. never would be, and that he was sorry his son ever married me. 1) stood it three years, and shen I got out I was {!) in a hospital for several weeks and nearly died, His mother me. She was wouldn't have her ee When Roger W ried Re j “He struck me and knocked me |down. He was insanely jealous of jme. He was much older than me, He couldn't trust me out of his j sight.” Thus did Stella E. Curry sum up her difficulties with Jack Curry, . . Nancy J. Wheeler said John J, »» | Wheeler left her the next day after And what's he doing here?” |they were married. That was in queried the prosecutor. }1908 in West Virginia. She has “Oh, he's just watching the show,|never seen him since.” I guess,” runfdled Judge King Dyke- man The husband stand } Family trouble,” he said, “start-/ ed it. My parents didn’t like her from the start | “Then why didn't you give her a home of her own?" thundered the} judge | much of a fool, 1] guess,” mourned the youth, “1 |should like to live with her now Tam willing to provide a separate home for her. I think I could make t never came ry because loped the courtroom that Graaf was in! orm | Geranium W. West is no longer ed to onge was called to the! ine flower of the heart of Williams R, West, She was granted a de cree, Others who were released from the tles included: F. C. Nichols from Martha A.; Charlotte M. De Loach from Jam A.; John R. Tur- ner from Mamie; M. Gertrude Pitts from John A.; Emma Garcia from |}Ysiord; Harry B. Pettyjohn from Hazel P.; Anna J. Porter from Arthur L.; Bessie M. Simmons from iS Attn vane James H.; Kate Shrull from talked Chat wae taken | George: Meyme B, Rerridge from that she wouldn't gd back to} Charles A.; and Margaret Rose was too but his people. It developed that young] 14ndis from plain Sam Graaf is driving a jitney belonging} to his father and that if he took 1S, IT ROY STERRET? his wife back, the father would] jtake the jitney away from him, mde | =e andes Letid pyre er neat DENVER, Colo., Oct -Author ‘The wife is older now than when| ; : |she was married, and has learned] ties here believe that a man whe |that there are tain du and|committed suicide at a local hotel jobligations she must bear as a|!® S. Le Roy Sterret, of Sea | Married life has many serious|0OKKeeper, = who disappeai features, Married people must|J¥ne 1. after telling his wife he Jlearn to bear and forbear, so that|¥# Sing to the office. |}the yoke may be made as light as ye Ss possible Wife and husband left the court room together. She was weeping ELECT CLASS PRESIDENTS Charles Walker was elected pres- ident of the University juniors Fri- | are day, and Earl Nelson of the sopho- | Sarah Cameron got an awful] mores. 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