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STAR—WEDNESDAY, JUNE 23, 1915. PAGE 4, === EDITORIAL PAGE OF THE SEATTLE STAR 2 SSS lA Married Man’s Troubles ‘ ‘ ; ; : ; ; 5 ; By Allman | THERE Youso, [7 |atittim powder | | AMI MARRIED "TOA WOMEN CERTAIIN ARE THE | > ]OH-GIVE. MEA MASSAGE |POWDER Wa Youle 4 aur WORT CLOWN OR A WOMAN P. \LiMir! “TMEY WASTE “Too | or oy os | Wir cOcoAMUT OlL., A | NOSE AGAIN ‘ANY ONE. ALL THE TIME DOLLIN [MUCH TIME PowDERING AND | | MR. VSL Lith BAY RUM, AND UP YouR PACE | FIXING UP IT MAKES p~ 1 A SOUPLE OF KOT 5 LAY OFF IT 1 SAN, AY we aR! ? TOWELS [ an 7 : Snobbery in Schools VERETT high school snobs have been brought to terms by the firm position taken by the ol board. Hardly dry behind the ears, a few bung bloods labeled themselves with some Greek ws for the purpose of buildiag a miniature “‘so- cial 400." Too much praise cannot be given the school PPoard for its determination to eradicate the Greek itter fraternity in the Everett high school. There is no rightful place for the snob in Ameri- ‘tan life—anywhere In the public schools, certainly, snobbery should the last thing tolerated In refusing the juvenile snobs their diplomas intil they repudiate their affiliation with the “frat,” Mthe Everett school board was serving the cause of rue Americanism. ; ee ee ee The True Poverty HERE is a new sort of poverty in the world, the poverty of too great riches LAY ove IT! Stella and. Gertie POTTS | SEARCH ME | JONES. Teer, THERES THAT Wor wh SMITH - SOMA SON, | CRBN' STOWING Away FOOO BvERY HARRIS BURKE gS ~ lRVENING AFTER SUPPER ON THE GOAT | GOOONIGHT, — ars" x $5 “we GOT To AHEM! | DIDNT MEET - Give UP |SPHAM “TE Hind. WHAT § is \ “hah AF maine! SF coumse tL p(fn sre cccuninen AM SURE SHE'LL) BE GLAD TD MEET / ‘Jyou SOME DAY— ania: VRE There are new beggars—the unhappy idle guT CALL) VAMG.NOW ? Es EE This poverty has existed for years, but it is just b . ee (rm a cory pa Gy inning to show its face in public \ etree 1 muciT 7 We may glimpse it from our own library tables ABe LOST AT ha") 4 S\ #6 6 ire? ad iby opening the advertising pages of our mos zine. There is a picture of some of the new pov Srty’s victims, and an alms offered for their relief. It an advertisement for one of the popular “humorous” pazines, decked out with big type and a pen and ink few art” poster. The man in the picture has a cynical Dfile, a cigaret in a holder, and long, thin legs. The dy has a boudoir cap, a nightmare of a dress, no ex ssion, and a cup of tea. The big type simpers: “In @hose intimate moments at home, nothing so completely Welieves the ennui of the moment as a glance thru accepted weekly guest in nine-tenths of the smart wing-rooms of New York.” Do you get that? It is hard for every-day folk to derstand—that suggested idea With us who work rd all day—whose hours are crowded full of the joys land sorrows and small perplexities and triumphs of living there are no such things as “moments of ennui” which fashion talk for boredom. We have work—stimulatir itisfying work, and afterward we have home and re friends, and simple pleasures. The poor creatures the smart drawing rooms have only things We may imagine the man yawning, “Unfortunately | are moments when one cannot avoid being at Ome and alone with one’s family Thank heaven for fie papers.” And the woman murmuring, “Fifteen min fates until dinner is served—and no one to speak to but my husband! How tiresome!” “In those intimate moments at home, nothing so ompletely relieves the ennui of the moment as a glance expensive [) 9 L ~ -¥, \ Pony CALL DOLLARS ~The y aa eager mS - mi NY RIGHT To Do THAT= j { BECAUSE YOu 1 4. ee HEVER PLAN mee: : a az, La re ‘Jama The weak and foolish words of the magazine ad isement are only a reply—an offered alms, to the begging whine of the unhappy idle—the soul surfeited ith things and yet crying for life They say—“I am bored—amuse me!” They MEAN—“Oh, Life, give me something warm land bright to hold in my heart. I have no joy. I have no thoughts, I am starving for contentment. My very /soul is empty! | That is true poverty When you have no work you must put your mi nd heart into— q When Home is a place to eat and sleep, and shun between whiles— When you have no thoughts, or— When you dread solitude because of the thoughts Fyou have— : When there is no person or no ideal you love more [Outbursts of Everett True } d @) Mrs, Guszler—So am } John Hammer is a carpenter Miss Yellowleaf—But I thought) in St. Louls, Mo, a oud | | you had one? | Piano company does a thriving Mrs. Guzzler—So 1 have, and J business tn Buffalo, N. ¥ spend most of my time looking for] n. y., fridy—sum peopie as! ° © im too! quesninw ail the tine (SMUGGLER 1S SENT eee the other nite i was over to Herbert Hoyt, law partner of ith an 4 Mayor Gill, and his little daughter | gorgies ‘howse' and his mat dual TO WHEIL’S ISLAND than your own comfort— Won ee er ae coker eal | been out in the woods pickin wild! When SELF and not SERVICE is your working yp aigh gs Bip os rat flours ali day long and she was tell-| & 4. Haines, found to have had plan of life— I'd rather walk {f ‘oo will carry SAYS: ee erat Tacs and/stolen postage stamps in his pos- me,” replied his little daught ° ngs about tae Ww jours Atd) session, has been sentenced to serve That, and that only, is poverty a ™ * * * * : ° Why Birds’ Eggs Are of Different Colors EDITOR STAR—Can you tell me why bird re of dif. ferent colors? €. R. It is interesting to see how a particular kind of bird always produces the same kind of color in its eggs and ‘in its own feathers It is not the particular kind of food the birds feed on, where they growed two and a half yea: veil" { alf years at McNeil's gorgie is a smart feller alrite isiand. Ernest J. Groat must serve and when his maw said look at this) six months in the county jail for | hear one its a dogtooth violet We! smuggling aliens across the Cana- {all laffed and when every one was! qian border, and Frank Mitchell, quiet he asks his maw {f their was! who violated the Harrison drug law, any hairdip tulips in the woods must serve 30 days and pay a $150 gorgies maw giv him a look be-| fine, : = elope bg 2 “oan leeve me im glad i aint gorgie caus} 1iipaeecticcimrtinenetaoes ag unow his maw always gives him his pay COUPLE OF YoU LOAFERS eee 4 for bein smart when companys| FRISCO TAKES NO CHANCES eee She—ten't Jack just wonderful? He's already been promoted to field | marshal He—From private to field mar shal in two months? Impossible! She—Did ‘I say field marshal? Well, perhaps it's court martial ! nor the surroundings they live in that has to do with THAT HANG AROUND THIS OFFI Miss Yellowleaf—t frankly admit a - | their johny SAN FRANCISCO, June 23.—A Pthe special color of their eggs. It is the particular AND CONFISCATE OUR PAPER none j1 am looking for a husband. BLEN FLANKLIN SAY “i wih : |. {a precaution against Rei inti re Fehemistry of the body of the bird. The differences in Se eh a | MONEY FANE EMARE |e ie Ss me aches Cs ABOVT TWO HOURS BEFORE Wwe Ger cago : the vith E cago paper, “that detectives in the part of sympathizers with Euro- A wo TO SEE THE HEADLINGS! | The Standard GO. CHINA BOY SAY inovies never remove their babe |pean belligerents, the Giant and UA KINDLY REFRAIN FROM R | \BLEN FLANKLIN Will somebody please tell why de-| DuPont powder plants across the REPEATING THE | emedy | NENER PAYEE jtectives anywhwere never remove| bay are guarded by more than two OFFENCE? the safest, most reliable RACES. eS ala [score extra guards. and most popular—for the 2 ae common ailments of stomach,| Boy (in school)—Caesar has his jliver and bowels, is always) Brutus, Charles I. his Cromwell and George IIL | % | Professor—Go on, Arthur, pro-| | ceed, even if you can't remember |the make of car George had PI LLS | A didn ok eR who | The Largest Sale of Any Medicwne inthe Worta |seasick during the entire voyage of! Sold everywhere. Im boxes, 10c., 25¢. | life Wi color depend upon the presence in the different shells of various coloring substances. Perhaps you could change the shade of the color of hens’ eggs, by food, but you will never get a hen to lay a speckled green egg. The color may be a little bit lighter or perhaps a darker shade than usual, but the ‘color of the shell is really as special to the particular bird as any of the things by which we know one bird from the other. $1.25 Reiser Pattern Double Brass Spring Pruning Shears.....88¢ Ratchet adjusting lock nut, steel frame. 35c Sein, Caldwell Lightning Bit . The fastest boring bit known to us. 50c pair 6-in. Nickel Plated Ohio Straight Trimmer Shears Made by Clauss and every pair must be right Se doz. 1x3 or 4 Flat Head Bright Screws be ee Peres These sizes are not generally carried in stock. A box of 1 gross only 12¢. They would probably cost 3 times as much elsewhere. There Are Close-Out Savings by the Score All Over the Store 10 DURHAM DUPLEX OR 1 DOZ. OTHER SAFETY RAZOR BLADES SHARPENED, 25c. extra quality blade. tie se #9 BERLIN NEWSPAPERS continue to roast Bryan om the grounds that his son-in-law is an Englishman Pshaw! that's not so close. The kaiser’s mother was an English woman i ee. WHEN INTERVIEWED as to the preparedness of the nation for war, Murderous Mike said: “De guy wit a gat in his kick ain't agon’ to have no trouble he don’t eee “Emily, the ship is sinking! YOL J DO N’T You've got just about two minutes to dress,” “Good-bye, dear. It can't be | | aemanaal a * *& * * & How easy it is to accumu- pe ia SPINNING’S CASH STORE Fie : THE CENSUS reports that 12,389 men quit smoking late money in a Savings) MR. CYNTHIA. GREY | last year. Of which, we opine 1846 died and the others merely are lying to their wives, 28 2-8 2 te IF A person appears surly, growls at you and barks at the children, forgive him; perhaps he, too, has been deprived of a chance to go fishing ” Mii, ait, Me, ee Sa THE “BALBOA” is the new national dance evolved by the dance masters. We suppose it includes wading ie nn Bank until you have tried! © can a man n ie © FY ll part with anything | ff OFFER VOTING MACHINES | it. and still have it?-T. EB. M foe oya or. [Sore Hor nwtce, there’ « i . ag: said Tuesday the commission prob-| aman | | ably would purchase some 200, more To decid , | e lor leas, automatic voting machines Interest. Per Cent ggg Gh ig rg Poo Z ber has been offered by the Auto : i , matic Registering Machine Co., of | — = Jamestown, N.Y. Payment may be| ..Who murdered Wilbur Cleveland, NI N Of course there are—sheets of wa Ss made by installments, the amount| "Ho#e Charred bones were found in| YU oO - | 0 RI NOE ce RR ke ia <== waist deep into the Pacific the ruins of his h | | 8 0) home near Port) Tae kee of which is to be determined by the| Orchard a week. a, is | Is the foot of ble 0 rmined ae ak aoe GS & h of a table ever trou , SEWING Gitkls ts loth, add atier watching some ams ae over the paper ballot) biained my Pi ex A VIN aah’ wlth comma toaiiin tenon St. Paul. .....$ 60.00 Chicago .....$ 72.50 H es , and after wa some y ie seein Most ; | Buday | i; i shame. |two and a half years b | never bald. 1 | Winni $ 60.00 M 1 - y Jena) ipeg .... . lontreal .. . . .$105, ee _, RODARERS— ) Wiverinn,’ tussaay ae uae OF SEATTLE rc ta io tk. bee $108.00 SENATOR LODGE favors securing peace by force In at one, at five J larceny. ‘He explained hin ¢ ; have a 10-carat diamond. Do lew York.... h Boston ......$110.00 perhaps force of New England's frowning displeasure. | they’re done” airy several legal quarrels | Capital and Surplus, as aie 8 t 18 too loud to wear gf od . | with iiliam Farrell, eighbor, * Mis 4 ‘ rY , » " ae ee ee JACOBS PHOTO SHOPS J over a period of several youre | $811,000 | cae tee tes Peon gee F inten RC ae ae ee | THE REPORT that Mr. Heist has*hired’Mr. Bryan fe | Farrel ineanwhile, had been are] | ah Sighs | ee peevsell ay uM. so Seotveabet 30. lo edit one of his papers is not coi ‘ : vated by Sheriff Shattuck, but Port| ; ; | B1. Liberal stopovers. to edit one ergerert a 00F J nfirmed ~ Orenard people think this move un.| JAMES D. HOGE, President To Be Sure! Unexcelled service. : - 4m ; likely to disclose the murderer. oF ry . | A teacher, in giving examples of gE , THIS JUNE weather at least frosted the jokes about HIPPODR( VARETEO Young Cleveland has been in Jail N. B. pares nia Vice Presi:|ine use of the hyphen, quoted the For full information call or write summer furs for women ‘ 'ODROME since June 15, which was the day} dent and Trust Officer word “bird-cage” and then asked] E @ : Fitth and University on which the d : = | f the schol | 6 ENN T +: @ 9, sh Clean Amusement ee J - cee was made! . one o i" we io ere ; | General Agent, Passenger Department BOOS ih ss ; Homelthe Su oy a Mrs, Nelson that Cleveland's H E “Now, then, tell me why we put! ? 43 , eparcment. HE WHO borrows trouble pays usurious interest 10-PIECE UMOR OMENEEEEE: [E|home had beon burned. The boy 0G BUILDING _ .|@ hyphen in ‘bird-cage'? | 713 Second Ave., Seattle. Com, Dancing Tenchers |said he had not seen his father inj 1" the Heart of the Financial) “For the bird to sit on,” was the cp Bisse caeused ra PELLET yy