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er sonemsrasiai Ni e © - STAR—FRIDAY, APRIL 16, 1915. PAGE 4, MAMMA GETS THE lahiaate TOO vt “WHY, WEAR. IN ¥ BECAUSE IF YOUCAN | THE MOVIES —"” ACT IN THE i a * WEAR? WHAT DO you MEAN, WEART” + BUT LLL HAVE To DRESS AY BEST To OUTSHINE MISS GREASEPAINT, My RIVAL.” OH MAMA, (SMACK TY I'm ENGAGED For THe Movies. I'VE FouND * THAT REMIND: ME— I'VE GOT To LOOK FOR 0 @ mos; # mos $1.00; year 03.50 So & month. — Co. Phone 1 Main 9400, Prive: it de Shall We Continue to Sell Mur unitions of War? 5 NOTHER campaign has been started to induce th United States to put an embargo on munitions of war. There are a great many good reasons why thi campaign should fail. It ought.to fail principally be cause in selling munitions of war to belligerent nations, | the United States is doing a thing which is— Entirely legal. Good, upright business. Morally right. we is ly patriotic. | . y It is LEGAL to sell munitions of war to such} THAT You HAVE MAIR® TO BATHE CHILDREN belligerent nations as can and will buy them from us, CUTS, SHAMPOOS, MASSAGES, _CAMDEN, N. J., April 16.—Judge~ ~~ ‘ ~ ~ ance » legality ic 5 HAIR SINGES, HAIR TONICS, VIOLET, Wiliam T. Boyle, city court, No nation can challenge the legality of this course,| aad ace cal. ona eae oe given ‘the ‘bacank et @ tomll ae mot even Germany, Austria and Turkey. It is long! WATERS, BUT WHAT] WANT IS 4 children two weeks to have the youngsters properly cleaned, other- wise the elders will be fined as dis- orderly persons. In a similar case before the court a mother announe- ed that she had 16 children and that it was impossible for her to established international law and practice. The Dec-| laration of Paris formally approved this law and _ this ctice and Germany and Austria were parties to hat declaration. Qvier SHAVE —— CAN 1 Ger ¢ Authentic Articie Here, sir, said th ” ‘ ' . 1 . . . To ‘ie . / abloicd s , - avy— . see that they bathe daily or even It is GOOD BUSINESS because the United States, dealer, displaying & h Ae on oe Z — agpsee rs Navy—Heroic ™ ra 0 a clerical lookin, 5 og Sa son a ewe Which was shut off from her markets by a barbarous! “Qver see anything more Inter eats of Sampson and Dewey 7 i i sponsibility,| esting than that? That's Ba war for which we had not the slightest responsibility, laam's sword | (EDITOR'S NOTE—Thie is Spain's ships in the harbors of Ha is justified in selling anything and everything anywhere, But, my good man, that can. the ninth instaliment of “A |vana and Manila, and Sampson and «| not be,” said the dominie. “Ra- nort History of the Ameri- Dewey played the cards that had in order to keep her workers employed and from star laam never had « sword, He can Navy,” published by |already been stacked against « ¥ation. A thousand times would we rather sell Europe} onty wished for one.” “The World's Work’ in its |power unprepared for a trial of| . a ¢ 7 e a\ ee we ¢ y ic Quite right, sir.” sald the series on American defenses.) strength on the sea articles of peace. But she chose war and plunged this dealer. “This is the one he no In 1898 occurred the impressive innocent country into disaster and its people into dis-| wishe@ for.” {Chicago News BY JOHN O8KISON demonstration to the world that ¢ n . war ¢ » wants ; hs hapter IX. the American n was once more tress. If Europe prefers war and only wants to buy A FIELD FOR THEM | So began our fourth navy The|in being. Sixteen of our capital articles of war, these United States would be unjust to “White Squadron” ext nto belng | ships were went away on the crutse L 4 b : the Chicago, the Boston, the At-| that was extended from Norfolk to! ENT hier own people to refuse such trade. are lanta and the Dolphin, ‘In 1883,|8an Francisco, and thence sround | ne trea eee ‘ep rf AL “ Zuropea atio ) ears {also, congress prohibited the fur-|/the world. Their record on that} Fi It is MORAL. If “one European nation for yea ther rebuilding and patching of|cruise was altogether admirable, Drink Habit can be used with ab- has been subsidizing cannon factories, and stocking up with arms and ammunition preparatory to war, should We refuse to other nations, who had meantime been solute confidence, desire for whiskey, beer or other alcoholic stimulante. Thousands b have successfully used it and have the old woden ships; this had the|and its effect on our very It destroys all effect of dropping from the navy Hat 46 ships. When the new ships were ready | recent [naval development has been good. Year by year since, congress has added capital ships to our feet, ; q _ ce j for guns, they had to be purchased|and only England end Germany been restored to lives of sobriety Ds y devoting themselves to the arts of peace, the right to abroad. American fnventors Iike|now stand gbove us in modern |and usefulness. Can be given se- buy arms for their own defense? Hotchkins had been unable to find| fighting units. As to their present oretiy et only a0 = ens H J . a6 j js & market for their weapons here equipment and personnel—well, you fail to get results from a It is NEUTRAL for the same reason that it is }and had sold their patents to for-|we're now tryimg to find out | RINE after a trial, your money will # moral. It is HIGHLY PATRIOTIC. The United States “has no great cannon factories. It does not carefully Prepare for war. It does not fill arsenals and a thou- Sand warehouses with military munitions against the day when we shall be attacked. When the day comes when we defend ourselves—and it will come—we shall be compelled to go out into the world and buy muni- be refunded. Ask for free booklet > itelling all about ORRINE. Swift's Pharmacy, 24 and Pike. | eign governments. lie woke up to this fact, congress responded by making contracts for | the building at home of guns and| armor; and by 1890 our manufac | jturing plants were capable of sup plying our navy's needs, In 1885, four more vessels were authorized; the Charleston, first of our navy's ships to abandon sail power and use only military masts the Newark, the Yorktown and the| When the pub-| whether or not we have once more lapwed Into a state of apathy. (The End.) SECRETARY BRYAN slipped and twisted an ankle and no one was suspicious; proving grape juice has even more mer- tits than they advertise. SPINNING’S SPECIALS “Say, there was a fellow out to interview me about my divorce countries. oi Petre) Next year, congress or tions from neutral It is of the utmost im- ewes he a reporter?” dered the completion of four mont. |§ 30¢ Doz. Black-Finieh Sash Lifts, dozen : is vital—that we shall not destroy; ({**,"5* Toportery tors, work on which had been |ff $1.25 Child's Silver-Piated Knife, Fork and Spoon $2.00 Bommer Floor Hinge Takes doors 1% to 2 inches. stopped in 1874, and one new mont-| respondent tan perfectly sell such munitions to belligerent countries. The Supply cur oft Our modern battleship Meet came $5.00 Recovered Ford reyes Cushion .. i a | p 4 ut UJ i from the factories of neutral nations] }!"* , firty from, choice, I'm chusetta and the Oregon. We ff $2.00 Sin liding Door Set found use for our new vessels in|} $3.50 Boy jand Car .... pa right that ought to be guarded by every single) wrote » testimonial for a soap POLITICS pee fo . « acer A American. We can guard that right best now| Miker 4nd promised to use no QUEAK BAY MAKE scion gunrtors in tit Hear Aa #780 Dudiy pominere capa cmeborcowncim heap other. a ‘ Da Gama, the Brazilian revolu This Ad and 20c Will Pay for Sharpening 1 Doz. Razor Blades During selling to any belligerent who will and can buy Madam—Well, why don’t you FROM y HIM A REGULAR DUDE) tone ieee ei seized | April, 1915 ; use that? that country’s navy and proposed . : . . : * . Weary Walker—Because, mum, If there is any nation which finds itself in a posi-| the firm fatied about tive years that it cannot buy from us, IT IS NOT OUR| ** dint ‘AULT. It is the fault of that country in not provid- , A Wall ‘ng itself withthe biggest navy. The grand old state In filled with woe; to prevent the docking of an Amer- tcan merchant ship. In 1898, Rear/| Admiral Miller took over the Ha ccratic primary nomination for | watian islands, and the Alert helped mayor of Chickasha, has been |i) make tence bet Col served with notice by the wom- | and Nicaragua en oe en's clubs that in the future he | pig was the year of the war Jennny Meu RI-VIT THE TWO GREAT FEARS OF A BACHELOR. SPINNING’S CASH STORE CHICKASHA, Ok Ok., April 16.— ©. Coffman, who won the dem- Fourth Av. 1416-1417 3 We're headed straight | “AATRIMORNY * AND" BREACH- must not eppear in public with- | with Spain. Our navy was now big nee : For H20. out a necktie. Coffman, who le | enough and efficient engugh to in- A Manicipal Flag for Chicago —Columbia State. | & contractor, has lived here for Igure the outcome; it promptly HICAGO wants a municipal flag. We suggest a black dinar {| 16 years and no one has any | took command of the sea, shut up knowledge of his ever wearing a necktie. Coffman's wife was appointed chairm, of a com mittee to look er her hue band’s neck ornament. Conscience Easy nitary condl- a everything square of bunting with a scarlet woman in the center - foreground, sui rted on one side by a whisky agent, on : eo other by Sed politician, one holding aloft a jug of , the other a schooner of beer. At the rear is seen ph millionaire, swinging a huge hammer as he fells human beings, typifying the stockyards, From the pile of ingled ies of women and children at his feet flows a ‘river of blood, upon the banks of which are Jers, anarchists, prostitutes, patent medicine fakirs, gun- men, confidence men, gamblers, bank looters, dynamiters, That tell the story of service and style, priced At $15 to $32.50 When You're WELL Keep Well !" sald the rural propri- etor, “nobody ever ketched noth- in’ at my haouse what hadn't been brought here by some out- sider.” —Judge. | seen wheat OF -9.® Had 'Em } Tourist (in village notion store) | Whaddya got in the shape of au Most Old People Are Constipated The wear of y ra impairs the rs, pickpockets, murderers, fakirs and other criminals in endless varicty. Across the bottom is the motto: ‘Hell Has) salesiady — Funeral wreaths, | vancing ae people are disposed {| In the springtime seffsible peo- Nothing On Us. a Pho ae Savalld cushions Peme | ns restricted activity and exer- (| ple will do with thelr bodies just oe aa , as a good house * WHAT WE can't understand is that, when they all agree b abiea SYRUP OF FI FICS ) constipated seotition vt moat old wife does with that peace will come before next winter, they don’t agree to it} pacon—Why is his halr so | | mer Pee her hous St mow and save a whole lot of time and trouble. white? ual caen FL, AED, elt EVERY ONE in Styobeck, Germany, is an expert chess tion has remained unchanged for 400 years. never move at chess, New Arrivals in Coats tomobile tires? Egbert--Oh, he got an awful fright once. Bacon—When was that? Egbert—On his wedding day.— Yonkers Statesman. owe EXPLICIT DIRECTIONS Mothers can rest easy after g' jing “Calffornia Syrup of Figs,” b xed-up waste, sour menting food gently moves out the bowels, playful child again. ply will not take Children sii the and you have a well, time from FOR CROSS, SICK. FEVERISH CHILD iv ne cause in a fw hours ali the clog: | bile and fer-| of} acti n the bowels With ad tor § ix » the needa of > dren, is th laxative 4 in of Dr A tree trial bottle ca obtained by writing to Dr. W. B Washington Caldwell 2 Monticello, 11. | | Ec lila quick) A mild, effective remedy constipation, and one that or suited ¢ an overhauling lead the healthy First of all, ye that d health practic Rise early. ¢ 10-minute walk breakfast. ‘The So ought they as to their individu- al constitutions. 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