The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 16, 1915, Page 1

. Are You Going to Move? F YOU move, telephone Circulation Departmer 400, and our carrier boy hat you do not miss a single copy of The Star Remember the number, Main 9400. Zeppelins Drop Bombs 11 Miles From London — EVERYBODY’S GOING BUGGY! Brain Doctor Gives Opinion on The Star’s Missing Key Puzzle George Keith, the genial pub Heity agent for the Y. M,C. A, for three long, tantalizing nights suffered with PHREN OLEPSIA EROTEMATICA George didn't know what a frightfully long name the doc tors had for it. In fact, he didn't even know he was suffering. George was merely trying to find the seventh key in The Star's aldpate” puzzle pic- ture. So, before you burst with expressions of sympathy for George, pause, fellow citizens! Stop, look, and listen! Sympathy, in such cases, should, like charity, begin at home, and you may have been afflicted with PHRENOLEPSIA EROTEMATICA yourself. There were 25,000 cases of PHRENOLEPSIA EROTEMA TICA in Seattle this week, at the least caiculation, judging from the psychological and pathological observations of Dr. W. K. Turner, Green bulid ing, to whom The Star referred this vexatious question. Sunday night, George was normal. Monday night, a friend asked him about the puzzie. ge laughed and id he never monkeyed with silly puz- zies. Before he got to his office, a dozen people had told him how hard the puzzle was. When he got to the office, he casually allowed his eyes to rest on the puzzle picture. Then George was gone. Pretty soon he was up to h sin work—trying to find the seventh key. He wore the paper out to bits, and still the key eluded him. He hurried out. At the corner of Fourth and Madison, he spied the news ‘How many Stars have you?” he asked. y will see } Thirty.” the kid answered. ' Or. Turner says It's because tor says that folks are mqyed Gimme the whole bunch,” everybody is bugay ! to solving the puzzie, though he said. He didn't say it exactly that they haow 161 George worked till 1 a. m way. But the main idea is, ney a net of any im The next day, he get 80 namely, that in the cerebral portance to them to do so, éim | Stare. machinery of every man and ply because they are affected | The bunch downstairs got | woman there is some wheel or by PHRENOLEPSIA EROTE | next and every few minutes, another that revolves either in MATICA. tn plain English, it bulletins were posted, inform. | exe of the speed limit or meana morbid curiosity } ing a pulsating crowd of | lags behind a century or two. Krauss, in his text-book on } George's proaress In other words, ther a Paychiatry, tells of other cases After George had spent $3.40 screw loose somewhe of phrenolepala erotematica, as and three nights of toll, he times, somehow in @ wh jople ik bothering finally found the key fon's think-tank about such things as the follow His shout of joy is one of the Diagnosing the “Seven Keye ing historic memories ever to be to Baildpate” obsession, Or Why do men have two legs resorded in'¥, Mi. C. A. endale Turner says it comes under the instead of four? Why are “AND WHAT MAKES ME general head of RUDIMEN leaves green, and not blue? MAD.” SAYS GEORGE, “IS TERIA PARANOIA ° 10,000 have sent an THAT | NEVER WANTED TO “It pac where an idea awers to The Star on the key DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE comes into the foreground of puzzie, That means at et AND DON’T CARE WHETH consciousness, so that all oth 25,000 have tried to solve the ER | GET A TICKET TO THE ers are relegated to the back | puzzle SHOW OR NOT.” ground,” the doctor explains. Why, a lot of folks have been Adolph Linden, vice pres! “Either this occurs continually having PHRENOLEPSIA dent of the Puget Sound Sav only on certain oc EROTEMATICA, and never ings & Loan association, also even suspected it got a touch of phrenolepsia | Coming to specific cases Watch tomorrow's Star for the nam eretemation j} anent the key puzzle, the doc So did N. 8. Solner, wv 4 ‘ihe the banker, and thousanas of 5 | others. George's ¢ is only typical a a ar | M on the puzzle in | Senesiin eves Manners Shocks This Girl | Housewives let the kettles boll over while the key picture revolved before their mind's eye. Albert, the office boy, who goes for the morning mail, ut tered loud shrieks for help this morning when he beheld ¢ ack of “Baidpate” letters at the postoffice. A jitney bus came to the rescue. THERE WERE OVER 3.000 LETTERS IN THE ONE AUTO LOAD. ee “Why should a little thing like this attract so much atten. tion?” We asked. HUSBAND WEALTH: BABE IN While her husband, Frank Bald- win Taylor, is living a hothouse ex- istence as the pampered son of a wealthy and doting mother, Mra. Hazel Lynn Taylor saya in her di- Yorce complaint which appeared tn superior court Friday that she and her l-yearold dau driven out and are the charity of her friends. Taylor's mother, nis wife asserts, fs worth in excess of $500,000 and has an income of $1,000 a month. Mrs. Taylor is living with a friend in Seattle with her child Don’t Have to Work “He has no particular employ- Ment because of his mother’s Wealth,” the young wife's complaint states. “He is not skilled in any | vocation.” The complaint recites the domes- tie diffienities under watch Mra. Taylor bore up bravely until April 15, when she says her husband, en- couraged by his mother, ordered her out of their apartment. She took | her child and fled. Mother-in-Law Scolds Mrs. Taylor and her mother-in- law never got along well After the marriage the young husband took his bride to his mother’s home, ROLLS IN POVERTY }Mrs. Taylor says, and she resided there for three months. During that time her husband was fre quently upbraided openly by his mother for marrying the girl he did, she alleges, and for bringing her home. Heart-broken, she went to live with her parents at Raymond, where they have a small farm. Her hus band followed her and was finally influenced by her father to go with/| him to Circle City, Alaska, where they Intended to prospect for gold. They quarreled, the unhappy wife says, upon reaching there, and her) husband returned | She asks a divorce and custody! of her daughter, together with any other relief to which she may be, “THE BUSINESS WORLD BELONGED ‘TO MAN CENTURIES BEPORE WOMEN INTRUDED.* entitled in the eyes of the court. | BY CYNTHIA GREY as valuable, say, as the smile of!ing goes, | do not believe we will | The double moral standard ts not} beauty \It’s a Trying Day more persistent than man's double| man centuries before | woman in For Poor Winford *#ndra of manners, one style for! traded; its original careless cus-| xh woman is home and social life, and another|/toms prevail, altho SANTA BARBARA, April 16. btor the working world |no longer a pioneer in a forbidden —Winford C. Graham, acarpen- | Wherefore, the well-bred girl is| land ter, fainted in excitement while confused, upon entering business; And no code of etiquette has any he was securing a license to | life, and writes me letters like| chapter to cover conduct in a bust. | marry Mrs. Margaret French. | this |ness office, although volumes have After he had been revived, a Dear Miss Grey: 1 ams youne | been written about life in the draw justice of the peace performed | lady whe une ratoed in ® home whe ing room the ceremony | Sana Saale pereas oe | But it isn’t for any formally in | find that young men de met tive ap clined young lady to make over to some of the most common conven- | man's ancient customs, to econ (Mee example, they greet me by say- | Struct his business habitat to suit ing “Good morning,” by not take =| her own notions of a modern Ches ff thelr hats. Some do; the majority | terfield sneer ioneteereee | of the employes ino PORTLAND, April 16.—‘He told me 1 would have to disrobe and submit to a body massage in order | |. to learn the work The following words, spoken by ® 27-year-old girl, caused Mre. Lola Jaldwin, head of the women’s pro- fective bureau of the police de- partment, to cause the arrest yes- terday of Dr, Herbert W. Hegele, who nas offices in the Empress building, The girl is a stenographer tn a Portland office. do not. Boys T knew in grammar However,there’n: a: trerbdees echool were mare cx leason in the experience | Accerding to the girl, she an By comparing man at work and | swered an advertisement calling for |man at play, she arrives at a new | } | wisdom }a “heelthy, strong assistant in a anitarium. | And when she finally be a y | She called at Dr. Hegele’s office.| Since th man has) comes as indispensable to man |She said she was offered $20 per been forced to listen to some ex-| in the business world as she is month #4 that she needed money ceedingly blunt statements about| now to his comfort in the home, so badly that she consented to dis: the primitive strains in his charac-| ahe will receive the same polite robe ter. | tokens of his chivalry One other girl has also told a| Woman has found out that man| Meanwhile, the business girl similar story. doesn't have to go to war to be dis-| would promote the coming of that Dr. Hegele said this morning that! treseingly rude; and that he will/ desired day by putting into her it was absolutely necessary for the| make a considerable outlay of gal-| work the energy now wasted in nurses to take off their clothes {n/lantry only when there: is an ample) wondering and worrying about man WELEN , | BELieve PLustop IM Mis GARAGE AND HAVE THe ENGINE LOOKED OVER — IT MAN NEED \E ThouohT I'D HAVE You } In A MINUTE { ADJUSTING OR SOMETHING |Lootr 1T OVER. How THinas | |giving the treatment | reward of merit in sight, something} and what his manners mean. VOLUME 18 NO. 44 SEATTLE, WASH., FRIDAY, APRIL 16, | | | BANKERS GET A SCOLDING FROM HAMLIN Seattle bankers’ ears are burning toda They got up a nice banquet at the Rainier club Thursday night for Chas. 8. Hamlin, head of the gov ernment reserve bank. who is here | | | | } | | | on an inspection trip, and Hamlin gave them a very uncomfortable =| TheSeattleStar The Only Paper in Seattle That Dares to Print the News scolding for hoarding their money. | For many months, according to the dope handed out by Seattle bankers, when Mr. Common Citizen wanted to arrange a loan, money has been “tight.” e Hold Big Reserve And all the time, according to re ports made last week by the comp. troller of currency at Washington THE PERCENTAGE OF DEPOS.- ITS HELD IN RESERVE BY SE ATTLE NATIONAL BANKS WAS 4.83, TWICE THE RESERVE RE QUIRED BY THE GOVERNMENT. Gov. Hamlin said In my ex perience, there has never been | panic that was not started by the} hoarding of money by frightened banks, and I do not know a more sorry spectacie in the world than that of frichtened banker gath ering together his reserves and pit ing them up against possible dan ger Nearly Caused Panic In 1907 and in 1914, banks that should have kept 15 per cent re. serve, were found keeping 60 to 90 per cent, and yet people wonder that we had a pante {n 1907 and ap proached one closely In 1914. Un der the new system such a panic is impossible, and so far as hoard ver see it again, amy more than thing is practically unheard of.” | The business world belonged to! we would in Europe, where such aj for shore ne mmm ni tn RR IGHT EDITION Fair WEATHER FORECAST TiDKS AL phALiLR Nigh f ONE N FHAINS AND Ws STANDS, Be OUND REPEL ANN IN Y | | VASHON Sherness Guns Fire By Ed L. Keen * on Invading Taube LONDON, April 16.—A great Zeppelin raid in which the most powerful cruisers of the German air SHERNESS, Eng. April 16— |Mavy may participate is expected by London before A German taube passed over (many hours. Shernees this: afterneen and Commanders of the flying corps were summoned for mm bell d to hav ~ been injured. by antiaircratt (to the admiralty today, where a conference was held as — which opened fire on the |to defensive measures to be taken. r A : TA Aen ‘toast: Ses Giihe Special constables were assigned to duty on the somard the sea amidet the fire | outskirts of the city, maintaining a constant patrol. Aero- rom i guns it was seen to dip slightly. |planes are on constant patrol duty along the North sea Crowds watching in the |coast. Aiding them are dispatch boats and torpedo boats street sent up a cheer, but the taube quickly recovered its |in the North sea, their lookouts scanning the heavens for % mere. 1 Count Zeppelin has arrived at Cuxhaven to direct JOHN BUNNY HAS the expected raid upon London, according to an Am- |sterdam report. _ BIG _ LAUGH As the officials conferred with the aerial corps com- HE READS imanders at the admiralty offices, a dispatch was de- ep ice MOE livered from Chatham stating that a German aeroplane lying suddenly, John ‘Bunny, |had dropped several bombs upon Favorsham, 41 miles the moving picture actor, who | south of London. was reported dying at his Flat- sca 3 bush heme, improved eo much | Sittingbourne, only 32 miles away, was also bom- thie afternoon that doctors be- | barded. ' a hy it! recover, barrin | sas . e ane tant | A British aviator took to the air and pursued the He called for the newspapers | Taube over Sheerness and out to sea. and laughed at the rumor that Two, and possibly three Zeppelins; Upon six of the towns explosives he was dead, participated in a raid on Essex and | and incendiary bombs were dropped. a Suffolk county towns shortly after! Tiree bombs loded witht. 50 OCEANS OF WET midnight, One of the craft crossed | ee ae Wace \the ‘Thames and came within 11|¥@rds of the residence of Earl Strad- STUFF FOR CHARLIE |": of London. |broke, near Southwold, which fs The authorities are convinced the |now serving as a hospital for Brit me Zeppelins were on a reconnoitering | ish wounded. Charlie Bowman, accompanied | expedition, to determine the best/ Twenty-four bombs were hurled by a dream of a girl he met at Sec.| route to be taken in a general raid; upon Maiden. Several residences ond and Yesler and had a few! upon London. |were damaged there and a young drinks with, went for a little cruise! Raids have now been made by | woman injured. Thursday night in a launch on the|Zeppelins on two consecutive nights | At Lowestoft three bombs were tay Although comparatively little dam-|dropped. Windows were shattered Karly Friday morning he woke|®@@ Was done on either raid, the}throughout the town and several up on a plank and had to swim/ activity about the admiraity offices | houses were badly damaged. is due to the fact that the authori; After sailing inland to Hales- He says he lost $20. | ties believe the attacks only prelim | worth, the Zeppelin which attacked _ }inary to the big raid which is | Dowestoft returned there. later, to planned disappear in the direction of Har- NOOKECHAMP MAN SOLVES WORSE “rep wombs in six cities wich Following the attack on the towne! The total damage resulting from PUZZLE THAN CEDAR RIVER DAM ix tie vicinity of Newcastle, in the |the raid was estimated at $150,000. Tyne district, Tuesday night, 12) One woman and a girl are the only Gasoline Leak in Corn-Crib Garage Ferreted Out by Kirk Frisbie; The | “ities and towns near London were | persons known to have been in- Star's Veracious Correscpondent Tells Story NOOKECHAMP. Wash., April 16.—Kirk Frisbie has discov ered what became of his gaso line and solved one of the mys teries of Skagit county Last simmer Kirk bought ear although every one up bere knows it’s a second-hand Ford He bragged for a month or two about how little gas it used, and how many miles a gallon he made—and then he suddenly quit bragging. His gasoline bills doubled Kirk had put a self-pumping tank in the old corn erib he re fers to as ais garage, and the way the gasoline disappeared was astonishing. It went on all summer and he couldn't find out what was becomin, me ieee | DON"T DELIEVE THERE: \, oo 1S ANTHING WRONG wT! WELL SEE } =| | WRONG J Ve Loovep ITALL OVER. cs | AND | DON*T FIND ANNTHING (N SHAPE ~ Fr Ne gS Saag ma | | WONT CHARGE YOu ANYTHING FOR LOOKING ITOVER, BUT IT WILL COST You $50 To HAVE IT PUT BACK. WANT ME TO GO ¢ visited. last night jured. This spring, the first time he filled the tank about a third of it disappeared in two days. He has filled the tank three times | with the same result Yesterday he learned what erroareny Gn ernie ee was becoming of it He and old Splay Foot, his pet coon dog, were out in the i woods and Splay treed some- day before the federal indus- | who have grievances." ,, “What is the machinery in your | | thing in a big hollow tree | Srlal relations committee here, ie i i | | are not:necessary to aid em- /jlant for adjusting differences bee ployes in getting their rights, tween the men and bosses?” wi the opinion expressed to. $12 a week, by J. Ogden Armour, the pack- which you say is your company's enough for a man to Kirk sniffed around and smelt gasollt er. average V mixed with something else. He was called as one of the rear a family according to Ameri He called Splay off, built a witnesses in the probe of con- can standards? smudge in the hole and fled ditions at the stock yards here. That depends to a great extent From a safe distance he saw No man has the interests of the upon the individual,” said Armour, four skunks dash from the |employes of the Armour plant “But-'ots of them’ are doing it— hole, and the minute they hit | more at heart than 1,” he said yes, sir; lots of them the fire they flared up and “Have you ever visited the homes But move of them have failed were burned to death of your employes to see how they trying to do it,” observed Garret. The skunks had been steal. | live?” asked Commissioner Garret: son ing his gasoline and using’ it | son Armour said the profit of his for perfume Personally, no.” he + company last year was $7,500,000, $$$ aig epall You'll Find the Ads _ | Very Interesting Téday The Star presents today a most complete and comprehensive assortment of ads. Seattle’s livest and most progressive stores in all lines are repre-, sented. They are putting forward their most attrac- |] tive offerings for tomorrow. No matter what you || have.in mind to purchase tomorrow, you are almost |} Sure to find it advertised in The Star today and at a price which will mean .a saving to you which will be mighty well worth while You will be well re- paid if you take the time to read the ads carefully and thoroughly today. : [| HATE To } et TROUBLE AHEAD 2 - F My door is always open to thos wane