The Seattle Star Newspaper, February 23, 1915, Page 4

a 3 HE San Francisco fair has a lady e x feet tall, wearing a shiner and brass buttons, whose duty it is to smash the mashers i Now maybe a man can visit I ext ition alone, without being annoy can't | make their eyes behave One of the Defenseless APAN demands that, en before wipe her nose China shall secure Japan’s consent, or words to that effect. China has material enough for an army 000,000 men. But, relying upon her own " "intended it should. | casual nele Sam really trying to find occupation for the unemploye Together with tot a chip his shoulder for } Jand, another for Germany, shaking fist at Mexi Making faces at Japan, first thing we know somebody is going to swat Uncle and there will be sufficient doing to keep the whole family busy. _ More Woe ALY’S political craft is drifting between Scylla and Charybdis. Ricotti Garabaldi, the Italian patriot, says @hat unless the government takes part in the war there will be a revolution One by one the neutral nations are being drawn to the Brink of fratricidal strife that has engulfed Europe. More Widows, more orphans, and the beginning of the end is not 1} THE SEATTLE STAR R_OF scrr Entered at By mall, out of « NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF A we —_ a Press ond-Class Matter a5 month 5 tar iar B03 a By carrier, city bo @ month a Published Datly by The & rw Co, Pheome Mate 9400, Private exchange commecting all departments ‘ a A Wi Wise, Wise Man a Josiah | LL of Seattle tod know that the Harbor (1 Terntinals scheme was a fake. | knows it & “wildcat” proposition to dle < $5,000,000. Josiah Collins lidate th uncil, wa minent Advocate of thi { fre 1 finance He wa the harbor u Known and irres ke Ange mm the 4 mar the name of R t give | at 1 Hion dollars besid Collins, either d ately F ’ tha Seattle should be + this hig aided manner turned out, as every ws, that Avers was just a talking gentleman, probably the agent of some “pr Citizens” in Seattle, who saw a chance to get f At that time, men like Thomas H. Bolton 1 | posed the Harbor Island fa Yet now Collins | As effrontery t Voters that he is going people's m It to laugh Up to Woodrow Wilson ONGRESS has temporarily shelved the ship-purchase bill in order to get at “the pork barrel” before it has to quit, according to law, on March 4th, and Washington dispatches say that “all senators are agreed that there will be no extra session. That measure is something more than a plan for the ac- ‘ition of ships. It is a test as to whether a national neces- | Sity shall be denied by the trusts. And the power to call an extra session does not lie in the United States senate. Now is President Wilson's chance. He can take the) easy way of saying that he did the best he could for the peo-! ple in this matter, but congress defeated him. Or he can call an extra session and fight until the last dog’s hung The president is to have a new congress. His first act should be to demonstrate to the congress that he will stick! to a principle first, last and all the time. The country will) uphold him in calling an extra session for March Sth, if the | ship purchase bill dies in this congress, as it evidently was| when © and righteousness, she'll wipe her nose « Mation tells her she may. Uncle Is Busy pa O the nly observer it as if U Man is being crucified upon a cross ‘of hate yet in sight! BY THE way, those newspapers that are yelling the loudest for pro- tection of our merchant marine from German submarines are the same that, two weeks ago, were howling that we had no merchant marine. THE NERVIEST man we have ever known is our butcher, who raised the price of sausage because the higher price of wheat increased the cost of the stale bread he used to mix with the pork YOU WILL observe, however, that the fellow who boasts of his ancestors always lowers his voice when he sees a man approach who is old enough to have known his grandfather. JUST AS we commenced to hope the Indians w poise and show the rest of us what savages we a spoil their reputation. id maintain their he Piutes had to GENTLEMEN, HATS OFF: We wish to present Mr. Elliott of ~ Boston, who has gone to Europe to collect starmps being used in the ™ war zone. 7 Publicity. Talk No. 5) THE PORT COMMISSION ee 1 a THE PORT COMMISSION trict (King County) to make + sion at Seattle ¢ : water commerce Jent the complet of the Canal, Fea @ral railroad constructior Alank 1 growing ea comme the world were voted $6,200,000 a public wharves transit sheds, warehouses, ferries, grain elevators, water-side cold stor sme. and other and water transfer and terminal facilities.” $250,000 was for ferry service to suburban communities, The r ler ham been @rawn upon during 1913 and 1914 eleven great public waterfront utilities, viz SALMON BAY sbip canal and fi a fleet haven TH'S COVE lumber, machinery and general merchandise and cold storage plant SPOKANIS SPOKANE. atoray AVENT AVENUE CONC WAREHOUSE for public fruit AVENUE for public fish cold rage and tee, WwouLD 1 1 have been recreant thelr trust had they refused to proceed with the WORK THEY WE « TO por Total Kxpenditures of the Port Con fo Jnnuary 1, 1915, Including Ferry Steamers and Landing: Land $1,424,496. | Structures and handling facilities 1046681 9 Discount on bonds nold isiGeiis SIN ABEA Bxcay ation, fille, ate o vest 4 ate i > Je $4,409 fe and a ont : y the Port lest y , 910.561 square feet of filled industrial ground, wort 1.00, al comes to the Port District UTON HIGDAY . and Traffic Mgr. “WELK, Home 1 THINK I HAVE ALL THE ATROCITIOS NO SILVER LINING WITHOUT A CLOUD TNANK GOODNGS wirHour I CAN COME GETTING THe CREEPS. THE HOUS® RID or THAT PASS FOR arr," j— — “YES, THE HORRID LAMBREQUIN (S GONG, ANO THE BLUE PLUSH ALBUM, AND THe DecoraTeD ROLLING PIN——— ——AND THE VASE OF DYED GRASIES, AND WHE PICTURE OF THE CUSTER MASSACRE, AND HE SLAG MATCHe HOLDER, AND MVE WOOL RUE WITKA PINK OUNDLAND PATTERN, ie WE be asperin of accom juestion arm he | Back in the University of Mich ever, there igan they used to call Frank ( 8 much disagree Kane, now the head of the U. of W ment regarding alism department, “Hurry the specific amount of harm accon plished | The use of asperin my led tO <<< complicated disorders varying !n a | Train Your Hair greater less de pon the tate of health and condition of the As An Actress Does tpi oy eee | of t nheinas trace No class of people devotes ao are few, thotieh the 4 ich time to beauty study as do tated had wctresnee and naturally no class ; mur more careful to retain and Tt hind the jevelop their charms. An inqulr asperin es in the fact that it epi i levelops the informa a i y impure in Itacif,| UO that they find it dangerous to that is, aspeAn in often contamin,|08@ ® Makéshift when shampo ated with acetanilide or other druga | DUE #lWays use.a preparation 1 Pilih dn haved for shampooing only. You can en The promiscuous use of asperin ia, J0Y the best that is known for dangerous. about three cents a shampoo by Those who are afflicted with ner. | fetting ap 1ee of canthrox from allments or heart weaknegaes |YOUr druggist; dissolve a teaspoon rave no business using it at all un. | fl in a cup of hot water and you esa under a doctor's orders hampoo is ready. After its use the It in interesting in this connection dries d ith uniform to know that 2,000,000 ounces of |“ Dandruff, excess oll an spurious asperin are sold in the dirt are dissolved and entirely ¢ United States annually ippear. Your h wil so f It is this spurious article, 1 will look much heavier than han pure asperin, agains Its luster and softness will the public n@eds protection @elight you, while the stimu The reason for this adultogation | lated senlp gains the health which es in the fact that th of asperin “When You're Well, Keep Well” Another article in The Star's health campaign being ¢: with co-operation of American Medical Association used so a@ menace itt) the has wint jueted the; this has utes and lied for dulterated merour st “Deaths resulting from fevers,” Says a well known physician, “are but aaa drop in the ocean to deaths resulting from bad air.” market price | insures riven steadily, andment. hair growth.—Advertise 1915, PAGE 4, Where Convenient Jet in that plowed ground Crawford—Did you have any regu-| where ye kin ketch me Philadel schedule when you went on your phia Telegraph ving tour? a) Crabshaw—Ob, no; we Just natur Too Old-Fashioned jally stopyed wherever the ear hap Tam fond of cake pened have its breakdown Like ther used to make | Jade I lke tof things of long ago ' oo: ® it freely Ia Perilous Curiosity I do not like @ He— Once for all, } demand to|The kind of winte 1 to jknow who Ix masta? tn this house iene She—You'll be happier if you Peoria "1 dop't find out, — Philadelphia Ledg tie se ees Coula Touch it Off A Drawback T wuppore, | All government of tg fictals,” sald man who an you are making personal sacrifi in order to serve eounte master, “it's 1 hard to have te keep read w 1 the posteard Stage Management ) Alice — Weren't ined when Jack proposed? Betty—1 made him think | was Louls Globe. ee | An Invitation | An elderly farmer drove tnto town | you #urpr St . one day and hitched his team to a! She—Did papa ask you if you telegraph post could support m Here,” exclaimed the burly po| He-—Yes; and I told bim I bad liceman, “you can’t hitch there.” ) “Can't, eh?” shouted the trate far mer why have you got a He ell be said 1 be sign up, © for Hitching'? a good at f me | Suspicious What Moved ‘Em | ‘The rural lad emerged from the| A school teacher recently gave his woods one day and was walking | puplin a lecture on patriotism, He along the road when he saw an auto | pointed out the high motives which mobile for the first time, The thing | moved the territorials to | their ldidn’t look natural to him, and he | homes and fight for their country i that did not pay attention to the instruction, and as a test question he asked him » wchool teacher not started down the middle of the road| 7 jat a speed that made the automo |bile burn gasoline to keep him tr he one bi Won't do nothin’ o° the kind ‘What motives took the territo defiantly called back the native. rials to the war? i «a that?” indignantly cried| The boy was puzzled for a mo iffeur, still working the ment; the ering the pu you mean to tell me you | sendoff e local rexin at the , | tive London Tit ts NOW, IF JIMMY HAD HEADED UP THIRD AVE. INSTEAD OF FIRST—WELL, MAYOR GILL WOULD _ BE pel ONE CLASSY SECRETARY; THAT’S ALL nory ee ns her bi Janent the West t Roene cau Thus we shudder to think what] “Go West, young man,” Jimmy " ght have happened had not Fate! Jimmy went to night school and one @ or anothe ected Jimmy Creban to First| days We are somewhat hazy c ‘ He became a stenograph ‘ al ¢ and \* 1 t footsteps hi een di-| Kot job as secretary to . 4p j ec, 0 de « E n e, or Pike st, be might n small 5 Fate is f the » of Hiram It was job, but always the ' of threads oday lit-| song of t ft made music to due to some * over the| Jim's ear, and finally, four or five his train, or a ne mayor's| years ago, he bade dear old Alle- Napoleon Bonaparte which no longer|gheny, or Pittsburg, or wherever where Nellie wears her beads? rivate, might be buried in some| he was at the time, a lasting fare | Again, let us cite the case of desolate corner of a law office,| well, and came to Seattle. Ell Howe, who was so poor b rushing cobwebs from dusty prec-} Crehan bad made up his mind to | only one coat, and when Mrs perha instead of study law. | Howe bad to sew a button on hnactes as aaceetary 00 the Pita JEM had to stay at ho or else go mayo! When he | the depot, by sheer Outside without a co: and cate ss chance his footsteps led to First cold ave. He walked as far the Colman ed home, and th ! s 28 now, and! pio He stepped into the ele « sumon and uninterest vator ‘ made history neve Andy Carnegie, a gen Who's a good lawyer here?” he less. For Eli, watching th conc d over his| asked | piloting the needle «titeh by ached was against |eot a few wheels a-turning i o establishing the poy looke a ; brain w that the sew fir library in Alle) good natured face, and broke the ing gheny, Pa, where Crehan claims) rujes | nativity young Crehan was! He said the firm that Hi Gill was | Out of Iittle acorns great oaks thrown In touch with Horace’in was pretty good. And thus Out of trivial events, Fate Jimmy Crehan ' Greele ad to young men] James Creban commenced to study a = EES SIMPLE law in Hi Gill's office And it transpired that when Hiram Charles came back in March, 1914, and everybody was picking a private secretary for him, and body kicked about everybody Hiram Charles asked he matter with OSSIP FROM THE errno. What's Jimmy Creha And everybody anything th saki there wasn't e matter with Jimmy ( 20 YOUR FATALE eee AVE AAI THLE? — So Crehan b came private secre x tary to the mayor. | James is good-humored, cour- teous, quick-wittea and efficient— By GILSON GARDNER ving all these matters| which same is a mighty fine com- WASHINGTON, Feb ¢ ng out of economic) bination for a private secretary to vere aaa be > and the price of bread will) a mayor. i aha s bly be adjusted by supply and| It is a part of Jim’s duties to ‘ ep tt to the trifling inconveni-| answer several million foolish que haae ret ; of those who have the de ons every day and look pleasant 4a swor t but no supply all the while he land und other ger 4 Jim never gets ruffled. He never a 1 whie as been The house of representatives gets excited. But his hair is a trifle . t is rapidly becoming a negli- | say Vill our governm e fc gible factor in the legislative | Jimmy's job every now and then ate t sup and equation. It is no longer re- | demands that he get into a full sponsive to public opinion, as | dress suit—swallow tails, silk hat gove as a result of] witness its action in the mill. | ete the war ¢ have been| tary defense matter. The house, | Jim isn't ruffled, or anything but Obilwed to 40 8 | under ite machine and caucus | pleasant about it. But his hair is The United States {8 being! domination, merely proposes | STAY He bears his woes in silence drained of wheat and other food) bils, which, in the more pop- Which is a mighty fine trait in a products and the poor in this coun ular senate, are discussed and | mayor's secretary, try are threatend with conditions! finally shaped and paseed. | — , those threatening It would be small loss if the {a t belliger coun-| house were abolished, ies The senate is now chosen by A r New Yor &| direct vote of the people and i ed the attorne neral is a small enough body so that || 66 9 " r ere may be in the) it may be watched and held re. | nse fall ral la yy present condition Sponsive to public opinion, | | The department is disposed to re { apply @ psychological remedy, Senator Lodge does not think| PAINT and when the war began and prices/president Wilson entirely open-| went up. 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