The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 28, 1914, Page 4

i ij JFMOON, PALE NOON, ALOFT. | BEAMS SILVERY, BEAMS SOFT, | OH, MOON, OH, MOON, | So BRIGHT, oop NIGHT! Good Ni@nr!” cll Diana Dillpickles \n FATHER CHANGES HIS SKETCH A 4-Reel ‘Screecher’ "WHY RATHER AREN'T GOING To PULL THE COLUMN PROM der HIM OP, Acain {" ae SAY B'GOLLY FELLERS ONE COOK IN°TH’ KITCHEN tS WORTH] | TWO iN THE EMPLOY MENT BUREAU ! WILL BUY IN AMERICA CALGARY, Nov. 28.—The retail | trade will suffer tn the cities, For some time Canadian concerns will have to purchase In America small wares, ribbons, dyed stuffs and | Teady-to-wear goods, gloves, hosiery, ._ a B a a a a a NE OF OUR editorial friends back East is roaring ok book that men can understand and use. “some of you unrest- for a c “For goodness sake,” he cries, ful sisters get busy and write a cook book telling a man how to prepare six things that will do to eat!” “unrestful sister,” on account of sex, but Here are not only six things We're no pshaw! the thing is easy. but six whole meals: Breakfast: Slice an orange in two. Boil two eggs three minutes. Puc a tablespoonful of coffee in two cup- fuls of water and boil till it smells good. Fry two slices of bacon in its own grease till it looks t. Spread two slices of bread with butter. Eat the whole business at pleasure. Any sane man who'll kick on such a break- fast is crazy. Dinner: Put four pounds of roast beef in a pan with one-quarter inch of water. Roast till the outside looks like leather and the inside bleeds. Pare two po- MEMBER OF SCKIPPS NORTHWEST LEA ‘Telegraph News Service of the Entered at Seattle, Wash, Postofts month up to @ mos; & mos. $1.80; year $8.25 By mall, out of city, 85¢ pe By ter, city a_month | r Publishing Co. Phone Main 9400. Private ce connecting all departments. J Published Datly by Th. exch: True and Terrible od by BE OUTSHONE by one’s clothes is the most fatal thing that can come to one who wishes to be called beautiful,” says one of the real fashion experts. What’s the use in firing terrific truths like this at fellow? What's really wanted by a fellow who hungers for applause of his beauty is some recipe or map for telling just clothes outshine him, or he outshines hi clothes. There are some men whose beauty cannot be outshone by the most gorgeous raiment that fashion can concoct. There are many others who would have to appear in the festive ballroom in rubber boots, blue overalls and hickory suit, in order not to be outshone by their clothes How’s a fellow going to strike that nice median line in dress, under which his clothes don’t appear to make his beauty, or his beauty to make his clothes? Oh yes, we've seen it tried, thousands of times, without one instance of sticcess in the whole lot. We've seen thousanls of fellows, Naturally beautiful, glide into ballrooms in immaculate white vest, gummed-on pantaloons and 50-inch swallow-tailed coats, and try to pretend that they’re used to ‘em, so’s to not be outshone by their clothes. We've seen thousands squat down upon banquet table chairs, pull at their pant legs so’s not to destroy the creases, just as wifey commanded, and put their birch-bark shirt fronts up against the table’s edge as if it was their style at every meal. But in every last instance their clothes outshone them, and the circumambient at- mosphere was one of obvious misery, transplendent idiocy, and rank hypocrisy. And the thing is unavoidable, if not, indeed, justifiable! Ii we men were to conscientiously take to wearing clothes that didn’t outshine us, there would be a whole lot of us run ning around in gunnys racks » and such, when his Waiting for a Lena eh eg of an old times, the historian, “He had an irrepressit sive sense of duty, whict in the affairs of other peopl Ever seen that type of person? It is the type which, as anc other writer has aptly said, has almost succeeded in ‘maki ng vice respectable and virtue odious. Not for a minute do we believe that the common folks of this country have swung away from the genuine merits of the progressive movement They're merely pausing till it finds a leadership with a sense of humor The Virginus Hotel New England parson of colonial Parkman, says: le conscience and a highly aggre made him an int erable meddler ‘Virginia Mm. nnd Wight Use any cars via Westlake av. Modern, slegantly furnished rooms, with the beat fe, stoaniinens, ‘comfort an courtesy for money. feat, O60 to $1; Seatiy, $3.50 0 Kitchen Privileges SAY, DOLD Vor's DER Marten MIE DOP WHY DON'T You WASH HIM “Yes, DIANA; AND THis time 1 ‘nore HE BREAKS HD SWAN?LIKG Neck!" “put, FATHER, THINK! You'TRIep fuar « BCrors, . s ° s “G' NIGHT! Ss G00’ NIGHTS" WORDS BY SCHAEFER—MUSIC BY MACDONALD | Oe wor? DoT Doe's ALL RIGHT, OSCAR, DERE'S NODDINGS DER MATTER MIT HM EYCepT HE AIN'T GOT No Nose. VILL SAY SAWFULY" ND bs “HA-HA, 1 KNow Dor ANSWERS You VANT ME TO ASK How DOES HE SMELL MIT NO NOSE, UND DEN You —————_— - He smeLis >, DER SAME AS You Dot! No, 1 . WOULDN'T PUT IT DOT VAY AT ALL. vo SAY—— tatoes and lay them alongside the roast early. Set on table with bread, butter and a quart of grape juice. For dessert, two chocolate eclairs, but if you eat enough of the beef you don’t care whether you have dessert or not. Supper: Slice the roast beef. Open a can of peaches, no matter if it is being saved for company. Chop up let- tuce, bananas and oranges for a salad. Put three tea- spoonfuls of tea in two cups of boiling water and let steep as long as you like—you won't know the difference. Always keep one clean napkin on the table. Don't cook it. For the three meals next day, simply repeat, unless you desire to unfamiliarize yourself with the original roast by usin, +i it in hash, which is made by mixing chop ped meat and potatoes and frying the same to a lovely brown. It is all perfectly easy. It is true there’s some slight feature of sameness about it, but isn't that about what you get when you aren’t doing the cooking, Mr. Man? Truth about the matter is that there are already too THE SEATTLE STAR PS NOW THEN, JUST To SeTTUS NENT ABOVT WHO STARTED THIS GUROPEAN WAR ,IM UALUNG TO, THS NEXT MAN THAT 1 DON'T. CARE WHO IT’S JUST ASEAS-Y :::: : “unrestful sisters” promoting aristocratic stom- Pifty per cent of the brain work devoted to fancy the concoction of nightmare salads, friciissees, and other blood-freezing or burning delicacies many achs cooking, rarebits is sinful li man has got to learn to do his cooking, he had better confine his culinary education to plain things like boiling water, to chasing two simple eggs around in a skillet to make them scramble, to such inoffensive menus as we've just set forth. If he goes into the thing as an art, he’s lost, mentally, morally, physically, and we'll have to write upon his closed career that beautiful little epitaph, running He married, and had to learn to cook From a fat little, shiny recipe book. But soon this mortal coil he shook And went where he went with a satisfied look. The rhyme may sound like Browning’s, but the sen- timent’s ours. A S7cres A FELLING OF GRERT RESIGNATION HAS Come QVER ME DERR mouse! eg <p MN OTHER woRos)\ FAR | BPFEEL INE OF || G01T (\CBPPIESS, En * |) <eane Know WHO STARTED THS WAR, BUT I'M GOING YO Do WHAT 1 CAN To [70x WHY SHOKO ONE FEEL HAPPY WHEN QUE WAS BLEN Rf VESTED %0 REMGN PLEASE. 7H. a Fon PIOUSaT PESSI0U/ST PETE TO SERVE OLYMPIA, Nov, 28,—Peter Miller, REMEMBER POOR DOUBLE STANDARD LONDON, Nov. 28.—Bruesels | ately, | home. 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The girl with the excruciating voice had just finished her song. “Just think!” groaned Brown, to tile “No, but that ‘W" fs a sign of war and what I don’t understand is how the hen knew.” the stranger beside him. “We paid “Knew what—the alphabet?” real money to hear that!” No, about the war.” “I didn't” was the placid re “What wart” sponse. “Come in on a ‘comp.’” “Good gracious, Ezry! Haven't “But you had to spend carfare to| you heard about the terrible war in | get here, did you not?" asked| Europe? Brown. ‘o. I've been entertainin’ my “Nope,” replied the uncomplain-| wife's deaf uncle, and nobody in ing one, “I live in walking distance."| our neighborhood has heard any- “But,” persisted Brown, desper- “at least you hoped to be entertained, not punished,” “No, I didn’t care,” grinned the stranger. “I came to get away from| house.” thing lately but me hollerin’ to him about things that are none of his blame busine: Nuf Ced “If some of these financiers keep | telling on one another they'll all end with the character that Cal Clay gave the deacon.” The speaker was Gifford Pinchot. “Cal Clay was a witness itn be- half of the deacon, who was up for chicken stealing. “‘Calhoun, my man,’ the lawyer said, ‘what do you know of the dea- con's character?’ ““Hit am unbleachable, sah,’ Cal replied.” FOUR-YEAR-OLD BOY HAS EXTRA DIGITS It & good while since anybody in Europe has sneered at the !deal- War? What War? “One of my hens laid an egg this morning with a big ‘W’ on it plain as could be!” stated Farmer Gapp. “Well, that don’t hurt {t for mar ketin’, does it?” returned Neighbor AS THE CALF GROWS HORTON, Kan. Nov. 28.—Sam MATAMORAS, Pa. Nov. 28.— Plotner owns a calf that has a/ Chester Shepley, aged 4 years, son coden leg. The calf recently|of John Shepley of this place, is caught its left hind leg in the crotch of a tree and tore off the portion below the knee, Plotner rigged up a “stump” for the calf, fastening it with a boot top to the leg. The calf gets along nicely with its peg leg and {s growing as rapidly as/two thumbs on each hand, but has other calves. Sam hopes she won't| five fingers and one thumb grow any faster, as it is something palo BH ee to fashion Peggy's SEND A SALMON SWAT BLUE LAWS EAST; $1.25 Based on the {dea that modern puritanism {s one of the greatest} evils of the present day, Sam At-| kiason will lecture in Stevens’ hall | 4 on Sunda ening next upon the|| Pad ¢xprese anywhere in the U. 8. (except Southern Kapress) J. P. TODD Room 16 Colman Dock. Main 8008. hearty and well developed, but he bears the unusual distinction of having six fingers on each hand and six toes on each foot, All of these members are fully formed and per fect in shape. He does not have subject of “God, Government and Mrs. Grund ‘The lecturer claims | the remedy for all social evils {s| not restraint but equal freedom. | Anthony Comstock will come in for & g00d deal of criticism. | the famous Seattle prisoner now in Walla Walla under sentences which aggregate 60 years, will have to serve as much of that time as he lives, according to a ruling.of the supreme court, handed down yes: terday, denying « final appeal in his case. Miller was a prisoner in the | King county fail five years while his cases were belng fought out in the courts, A ‘STAR WANT AD will go into over 45,000 homes every night it runs. ait Arey aS ii | now has tho double financtal stand | ard, often to the sorrow of German officers. Frequently a officer tenders a 100-mark bill tn payment for dinner and get in re turn a heap of Pelgian paper, Ger- man bills, Belgian and German sil- ver and Belgian nickel coins with holes punched in the centers, There With the windows of big depart: ment stores sparkiing with mag nificent toys that only the children of the well-to-do will find on thetr Christmas trees, the Salvation Army is making preparations to see that the children of the needy on Christmas morning won't face a day of bitterness. As far as the Army's resources will permit, the poor chil-| dren will receive gifts, There will also be dinners to needy families, a| big Christmas tree and clothing and! shoes distributed, Belgiana their own,which fs hour behind Berlin. Thirty injured in deraliment of pompous p organ in Lowell, which pro. a tone an octave lower than 1s also a double time standard, the| duc has been known before. Germans using Berlin time and the} , the United States » horses than any country in the world. two countries possess 58 per cent Burlington train near Mexico, Mo. of the world’s supply. other Combined the With SPECIAL Served from 6 to 8 p,m. Brin, Syrup and From 12 noor HOLLYWoO 212 PIKE MOST DELICIOUS WAFFLES SUNDAY CHICKEN DINNER Plenty of Butter. DINNERS g the family and save money, n to § pm. OD LUNCH STREET