The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 29, 1914, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR PS NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF NEWsrarrn “| News Service of the United Press Assoct r ras * Matter, ered at Seattle, Wash. Postoffice as Becond-€ By mail, out of city, $5 per mon. up to six mos. Ry carrier, city, 260. a m 1.80; year $8.96. ‘ Read Your Ads, Kempster HILE the company’s press agents are feeding the public with honeyed phrases in the kept press, Superintendent A. L. Kempster of the Puget Sound Traction, Light & Power Co. tells the city to go to a warm climate. Kempster is very blunt about it. Evidently he doesn’t > read the advertisements his publicity agents write, for his > way of talking is altogether different from the suave, sweet- "toned, love-the-people conversation peddied in those ads. = The city has asked for common user privileges at the King st. loop and over the West Spokane bridge, over which the Lake Burien line is to be operated. _ Kempster’s written reply yesterday is that the company will give the city nothing—absolutely nothing, reasonable "of unreasonable, unless the franchise specifically provides | for it. ' Kempster’s tone is curt and dictatorial, He says the city has no right to common user on the King st. loop. He won't consider that. And even where the city has the of common user without any question, Kempster makes in that he will demand as high a compensation as pos- for the privilege. Kempster does not want to meet the city half way. We always did have a hunch, Kempster, that those glib press agents of yours were out-and-out liars. The Chicken Age YH, you chicken!” : That's what somebody shouted at Mrs. Joe Know- ‘tend while she was making a speech to advocate Joe’s cam- for the California senatorship, and it caused the lady remark: “If the club women would push forward their younger, ier ones—the ones who would probably be called ‘chick- '—they’d get what they want.” Mrs. Knowland’s idea is that if a matured, not to say | homely, woman mounts a soap box to shout logic or politics, men will pass her by uninterested, whereas, if it’s a young and comely woman who is doing the shouting, the men will juse, forgetting their lunch, home and country and things that. To put the thing more expressively, a hen is a hen, a chicken is something else However, Mrs. Knowland should be after that U. S. sen- ftorship for herself, and not for Joe. In cheerful acceptance ithe term “chicken,” Mrs. Joe shows that she’s progressive up to date and there’s no bucking against her advice to mone save “chickens” on guard when you want some- » while Joe is as reactionary as a pair of cowhide boots. he Woman of the Future GERMAN professor, a bachelor, we bet, says the woman of the future will be cold of feet, flat of ure, wrinkled and bald Glad he puts it so far away. Of course, he doesn’t know any more about the woman the future than you do. luring, perverse, capricious, dainty yet husky, whim- loyal mainstay of man that the woman of the past has e ps made just a bit more captivating by a new independence. What figure she will have isn’t important. ‘it shall be the complement of man’s. > Anyhow, let the future take care of her. present that interests us. Other Side (yur characters were so opposed that a common life was no longer possible.” Thus the French politician, Caillaux, explains why he wife No. 1, the bride of his youth, the partner of his struggles, for a younger and handsomer woman Reminds oné of Corey, the steel king, doesn't it? With difference, which maybe has some significance, too— didn’t try to explain. ¢ Frenchman’s phrase is polished and clever; unlike American, he knew how to put on a shiny gloss. But fundamentally, in each instance, the brute is the It will suffice It’s the woman And in each case—and there’s the rub!—there was a cond woman willing, if not eager, to betray the first. If life were all like that, it would be pretty much of a proposition, wouldn't it? r But cheer up; neither the Caillauxes nor the Coreys present the average. y isands of husbands and wives living clean lives, . te of which is mutual loyalty. . tla Which is probably why they don’t get into the papers. UNDER BRYAN’S peace treaties we couldn't mak. inyone salute HERE’S HOPING the “Lady Reader” is marri = yn ‘¢ and healthful a cup water; luncheon—dandelion greens and if water; supper—plain toast and cup of hot rib 1 vig a wad of money we'd blow in for heat for that water! THAT GERMAN professor who says that the woman of the {1 be “cold of feet” isn't risking much. benoast ‘what's coming off at bedtime tonight makes no bid for a halo. ge: who sends of lack of funds from Wall st. Wall st. ald nowadays, Hardly worth while revoluting THE SHOE REPAIR MAN 216 Union &t.—2 Shope—110 Madison All anybody can know of her is that she will be the ra Right now, in Paris—giddy, “wicked” Paris—there are! A prophet who iimits himself GEN. HERNANDIZ’S revolution against Venezuela has fizzied be-\? nee Cuero he Avolding All Risks An old couple came in from the country to see the oireus, The luncheon basket was heavy, The old wife was carrying tt. As thoy crossed a crowded street, the hus band held out his hand and sald: “Gimme that basket, Hannah,” The poor old woman surrend- ered the basket with @ grateful look. “That's real kind of you, Joshua,” she quavered, “Kind,” growled the old man, “kind? I was afraid ye'd get lost!" eee The Natural Query Mother: That lady dressed tn Diack, my dear, is a Sister of Charity. Ethel: Which one, mamma— Faith or Hope? eee Saved Him “I kept my head when I fel! tn the water,” observed the young man “How fortunate!” replied the caustio maid. “It must have helped you so nioaly to float!” ee One Grand Promoter “You ought to have stock in my proposed rubber plantation.” “What will it cost to set ft out “Won't cost anything. Another big idea. I am also organizing a echool of forestry and shall charges boys one hundred dollars per year each for the privilege of planting the trees,” oe Keen for Sport “Do you enjoy baseball?” “Very much. I think {t's splen- did fun to watch the popcorn man catch the nickels that are thrown to him.” ie | —— Thirteen deaths occur in Seat! C. Ford gete divorce from M. Eleven marrii lleenees |seued. Wm. MoRae, Austrailan banker, here. Marriage of Louise Norton to H. W. M. MeOrabbe takes place to- night. Elliott Bay Camp, M. W. A. dance at joose ~hall Thursday night. Divorces sought by Mre. Fred Zwerneman, Mra. A. G, Parkins, Mra. J. G. Robinson, Mrs. F. H. Stansfield, J. L. Jackson, Mra, §. R. Taylor and Mrs, J. 8, Williams. Mystic Jewel Rebekah lodge card party Friday night, Odd Fel- lows. Twenty-one births, eleven girls. Uriah Wooding, early settier, is dead. W. R. Grace & Co,, is first firm to fix rate for freight through Panama canal. Steamship Denderah launched In Germany for Seattle service. U. S. reduces rate on interna money orders ev. and Mre. R. W. Fletcher an- nounce engagement of daughter, Gladys, to Joseph Daniels. Mine operators and miner repre sentatives making headway toward jamfeable settlement in conference here. Commercial organizations to join trip to Okanogan country. | Club Invites other | dtew | Thomas Kieinogel, prominent man, suffers critical fliness. flag unti! an international commission had had a New bureau of foreign and do- Issue. We'd ‘likely forget what they saluting about by enax| mestle commerce will be located in and lose a chance to shoot up persons and things. ‘ associa tion entertains Henry Skantze, rep- resenting proposed Swedish-Ameri “Breakfast—burdock | can steamship line. Will of A. H, Fitzgerald provides all right, but | that in event any beneficiary is dis satisfied, amount to be cut to $1. Cicero R. Hawkins assumes of- fice as referee in bankruptcy. Geo. H. GBraas, photographer, | succumbs, eat | August Ludolph, paroled con. |vict, who, fll and discouraged, re- |turned to San Quentin penitentiary ELSEWHERE ° Bj and begged to be taken in, died in| been diverted to Eastern time be- prison hospital Sioux City live stock exchange complained to interstate commerce the 1 Matthew M. Pert, steamship man, | STAR—WEDNESDAY, JULY 29, 1914. THE SEATTLE STAR’S LAUGH DEPARTMENT Uneducated . > ha by Pi Wil-| “The idea of my marrying 4 The Marvtage Knot But, doctor, fan't that rather | con pige pore biden A the |!0n given the prosecuting attorney Blanc!" sald a girl “WHY, | gtatted duareating ene, once dear? Other dentists only ask | National Star Spangled Banner |of San Juan county, Attorney Tan- woukin't know what to do with wite remark ~ a OS Centennial Commission. The cen-|ner warns officers. who willfully Shes” dia Geaanls tae and 0 hs oe ee So ee Ab, but you must remember, | tennial will be held in Baltimore} employ men on public work more porn tgpb conciliation: “Look at that dog ma'am, they hurry over their ptember 3-16 i than eight hours a day, except in “Hea a gpleeté swimmer,” and cat on the hearth sitting side work, while sometimes I spend an — -~\cases of extraordinary emergency, said her friend * Dy Ride so quiet and pescetel. hou or so drawing a tooth A STAR WANT AD will | they are guilty of malfeasance in ye!” grunted the hutband, “bu i i j z , “Humph!” said the girl, “do you tie them together and see what isell it quickly. loffice, think 1 want a husband that I've they will do” got to keep in an aquartum?” if eee eee Both Out . Up to Date ° “So that infernal tailor hae Smith's typist wore these’ lacy Here’s Another of been calling again with my Dill Did you tell him I was out? “You, wir; and I told him 1! thought he was, too.” = EISEWHERE ooo 4 commisaton of alleged ratiroad dis- erimination in St. Paul's favor on cattle shipments. Accidentally shot by hie father inlaw, Nels Peterson, while hunt ing in the woods near Mist, Ore... Wm. M, Deeds ts dead. Or. Grace Pryor, noted oculist, fell from a tematory window in New York and was killed. Oscar Hammerstein's son, Lieut. Parry Hammerstein, U. 8. N., died of diabetes at New London, Conn Fall with aseropia killed Avi- ator Giovanni Caviggia and a pas. wenger at Novara, Italy Con, passed the sundry civil and general deficiency appropria- tion bills, the last of big supply measures, California Servians raising $500,- 000 war fund and organizing vol unteers. U. §. steel corporation declares regular quarterly dividend of 1M %. C. R. Drummond, son of late to- bacco magnate, seeks parole from bigamy charge at St. Louls, Water front fire destroys six buildings at Portland Rather than see his team sold under foreclosure of mortgage, Perry, Okla, farmer kills animals and himself. Couger attacks 10-year-old boy at |Vanconver, Wash., and is fought off. Attorneys argue Oregon land fraud case. Chehalis county personal prop- erty appraised at $6,241,026, | Burgiars loot postoffice safe at Othello and escape with $200. Bill in congress provides for coinage of special souvenir Pan jama 25-cent plece. Government officials In Pribilof |island admit selling Mquor to In diane, Mayor Harrison breaks with Bathhouse John Coughlin and |Hinky Dink Mike Kenna, council! | men and will wipe out vice tn ther wards WHAT THE PRESS AGENT SAYS “The Man Inside,” this week's jerime-drama offering at the Metro- politan theatre, is being played for |the first time in Seattle, the road show originally billed here having long runs in Detroit and cause of extremely Chicago, Cincinnatt, St. Louis. Gee, THAT'S MY STReet ! To CeT ourT PAGE 4. SPINNING’S AFTER-INVENTORY SALE OFFERS YOU SHORT PRICES ON LONG STOCKS $1.00 FAIR LACED CANVAS LEGOINS 2be iiandy around the camp, for mountain imbing. motoring, fishing and hunting 100 LB. 4d GALVANIZED NAILS... BO he 42t% MOORE'S FOLDING TIN LUNCH BOX ie Fanoy enameled Be ELM Th REASSURING right for « TRIC BUZZER LTy one are made of steel tn piace of and do not break easily, They # are mmappy. LONG HANDLED CLEANING BROSH 506 «, winks, bath tubs, autos, eto ST GRADE REVONOO MAG. NETIC TACK HAMMER 50¢ You will always want one after you 1415 FOURTH 1417 AVE. 000 GET SILHOUETTES FREE and just 1 Gor “Sd—1¥ fn Vor toil Ge MIC ‘ SPINNING’S CASH STORE “Does the dog bite, my little man?” 4 jn Mareeiy, oepnaeee” H. Harrison, the silhouette|have proved popular in scores of ¢ artiet, who entertained hundreds Seattle homes. BATURALLY of visitors at the Hon Marche with| Through the medium of The lhis unique portraits in bleck dur-|Star, Artist Harrison brought ing & week's stay here, ended his! pleasure to nearly 4,000 people who engagement yesterday afternoon, | posed for silhouettes, While the up until the | juveniles appeared tn largest num- The interest kept |iast minute and the usual large| bers the grown were in evt- |number of foungsters was on hand | dence and took keen interest in for the “scissors pictures,” which | the clever pictures. PLAN A STRIKE Soctalints | AGAINST WAR Their emissaries were busy, how- France, Italy, BRUSSELS, July 29 lev » Germany, here wore doing their utmost today | ver, tm y, . || Russia and England and leaders of to organize « European general/iy, movement expressed them- strike as a means of preventing] selves as hopeful that they would succeed in rendering a wide-spread war Anti-militarists were taken by| conflict impossible, after which surprise in Austria, and probably/they said they would direct their = A S not much could be accomplished | efforts toward terminating the Aus- “Hus your pa got @ strong box sre or in Servia at present troServian struggle. in the house?” “Bure, He keeps cheese in it.” ee HONOR LISTER |GIVES WARNING | | Long Drawn “My ebarge for taking out « tooth, madam, is five dollars.” OLYMPIA, July 29—Gov. Lister! orysPra, July 29—In an opin- And skirts ifke gnuze—but tighter sald to Smith: “I see you have A visible trpe-writer.” e Those Delightful, Cool Sunday Trips 1.5 Round Trip a Round Trip TODAY'S CUTEST Editor The Star: While we were living in Bellingham my little daughter came from Sunday school one Sun- @ay, where she had heard the teacher say that Christ wae born in Bethlehem. On enter ing the ,door, she exclaimed: “Oh, mother! | know where Christ was born. When | asked her where, she said: “in Bellingham.” MRS. W. J. HAMMON 2403 West 63rd st., Ballard. Don't hesitate to send in the cute or clever remarks made by your children. The best received each day will appear in The Star the following EXCURSION PORT ANGELES WILL BE RUN SUNDAY, AUGUST 2 On the Fast “KS i O Ux” Steel Steamer PORT ANGELES IS ON THE MOVE NOW Leave Colman Dock 8 a. m. Leave Pt. Angeles 5 p. m. Arrive Pt. Angeles 1:30 p. m. Arrive Seattle 9:45 p. m. One of the prettiest trips on Puget Sound. You see the big forts, Worden and Casey, which guard, Puget Sound; Dungeness, the home of the famous crab, and many other interesting features. Mean? FENCES"? Whadda You “MENDING HIS This phrase so often heard tn political campaigns dates back to John Sherman's presidential boom in 1880, Sherman left Washington early in the cam- and return Ohio, pre sumably, to do political work among his neighbors. A reporter who interviewed him found him mending rail fences on his farm. To the newspaper man’s queries as to why he was in Obto instead of in Washington the con-| greasman truthfully replied: “TI came home to mend my fences.” His explanation taken fn a figur- ative sense made a good newspaper headline, tt was greatly quoted and it has held its place since then in | the vocabulary of politicians, . m ed to Note the Hour of Leaving \GEO.TOBOSS’EM SAN FRANCISCO, July 29. | Brig. Geo. Bell, jr, has been ordered from here to the Van- couver, Wash., barracks to assume command of the & th brigade. MAJ. UETED Major Hugh J. Gallagher, U. 8. A., for’six years in Seattle, was guest of honor at a dinner last night of the Knights of Columbus at the Hotel Washington. He will} sail Friday for the Philippines. COFFEE S¢ oie: | Dairy Lunch Aboard Boat S$ ANDWICH 5 c Tickets on Sale at Colman Dock First-Class Foods at City Prices Round Trip $1.50—Children, 5 to 12, 75c Moonlight Excursion and Danc- | ing on steamer Issaquah, on Lake| Washington, tonight, leaving Leschi {at 8:15 and Madison park at 8:30, "GOODNESS, HERE COMGS THAT ELEGANT GENTLEMAN WHO WAS IN THE HOTEL VAN BEACHCOMBER LOBBY LAST EVENING. ~ Diana Dillpickles } In ‘Screecher’ | Film Se Pa VZZ72, Gee * ¥Z vreau Yio ye Yes, 1 Wasn't MISTAKEN — (T'S THAT HANDSOME =~ GENTLEMAN? ~~ S “Wow ROMANTIC THAT WAS $+ BUT I WONDER WHO LOST TIS HANDKERCHIGRS venga “PARDON ME, MISS, DID You DROP THIS MANDKERS? € ttaaoand Uninetre eoouge ud Wauiess ’ ii A anna a ay