The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 6, 1914, Page 4

STAR—MONDAY, JULY 6, 1914, PAGE 4. THE SEATTLE STAR |THE SEATTLE STAR’S LAUGH DEPARTMENT| German-American | i PRACTICAL ARITHMETIC ENDURANCE Bank OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE Of Seattle MEMBRK OF SCLUPYS NORTHWEST LeAGUm oF NeWwsrarens | Telegraph News Service of the United ation | At Seattle, Wash, Postoffice as Second-Class Matter, Comparative Statement on | Deposits—June 30, 1914 . $725,688.99 Deposits—March 4, 1914....-. 673,389.91 Our sustained, continuous growth gz By carrier, city, 24¢ a month ublishing Oo. By mail, out of olty, 85 per mon. up to six mos; six mos. $1.80; yoar $8 | meoting all dep | You’ve Got to Hand It to Villa HEN there's a task to be done, Villa, ex-bandit, doesn't "4 spend a lot of time talking about it. He goes and Fs. does it—if he can ie . Tf he can’t, he tries again : He's a man of action, all right A man Lincoln would have given worlds for, ,. Tn another way, too, he is proving useful as an example He is eager to learn, and if those who know him best may be believed, his head isn’t a bit enlarged Increase since last call..... $ 52,299.08 proves the popularity of the German- American The public does appreciate personal recognition and attention from bank of- ficials. Get acquainted with our methods and you are sure to become a depositor years ago Dealer—1 should say you have ? Not that he’s faultless; by no means. He's as full of got a tack in your shoe! I don't q Sas a gourd is of seeds. But they're human faults and Teacher—It there were five see how you could walk with it Ki fault og 9 ag rie ’ Friggacnen mosquitoes on my hand and | yesterday | Of the Popular f faults due to bad surroundings. In the big essential of loyalty |] [iyeamroes om my hand and er as iy tata 4 to his cause, which is less personal glory or gain than a bet mane, , , BE gf ome 800 mB Mere A . f q ter show for his comrades, he appears to assay about as Gracte—The two dead ones. co ate German- merican Me oWell as any chap just now in the limelight; while for effi-|[ ma'am! ee Pe Gate tet hae A A Man's Way. | Bank ‘oe ciency he has most of ‘em gasping Clerk—How 40? . Isn't it odd how, somehow, throughout history, the occa BATHING BEACH IS FOR, Mere Man—Do! | S sion has a habit of locating the man 1M GOING TO SHOW You, Clerk—Um-yum? | ae BELieve met see y ° M. M.—Naw State Aid to the Idle C_Fet? Aa MOOSE TOHOLD |POLICE TRY TO oBiset ANNUAL PICNIC STOP DANCE M, M.—Seven, C—This? M. M.—-Naw. C.-——'Smatter? M. M.—Glumprf! 7 HAT do you think of that industrial proposition that they're discussing and cussing in California? In order to help the unemployed, it is proposed to estab lish a Board of Public Industry which shall put the state dnto business on any line of manufacture or other produc i tivty. If this board shall fail to give any idle elector work ‘The Loyal Order of Moose will| An attempt to stop the 3 hold ite fourth annual picnic at|@ance at Seventh and Olive Sam i Fortuna park tomorrow. Begin-| day night by the police resulted ig 7 ‘at not less than $2.50 per day, within one week of his appli C—This? ning at 10 a. m., boats will leave|% gabfest and a lot of ovlenneas 3 ation, it shall provide such applicant and his dependents M. M—Ouch! Lescht park every half hour until| The police Fart rig a * With the necessities of life C.—-Oh, swell! 5D. mater Wales eae ee as a yer tomy ‘° jth-y e o 7 un ‘An initial fund of $5,000,000 for this t ' t 1 M. M’Baright? run once an hour. There will be| Sunday orditance. og by the n initial fund of $5, , for this board is to be raisec Condient es for men, women and chil- e soc pale assertion that the dance was free dren; @ baseball game, and a tug of-war, with daneing during the evening. ) By 2 special tax upon corporations and upon all persons, firms @nd associations owning land in excess of 160 acres, California is fortunate in having $18,000,000 worth of foad building to do, wn it would not be recog my | should waiter, I want to know some- fornia anc all the cther Pacific coast states find a cure|] thing What ts the distinction for unemployment in reforestration. Women as well as men between ‘puree’ and ‘soup’? can set out litt'e trees—something somebody has got to do, “They're about the same, sir, A dream about a lottery caused oe o except that ‘puree’ is eaten with v R. McKinney, veteran locomotive | Blaine to Seattle, a bird belonging | Some time, all over America—and, in a decade or so, the state the cook of a middle-aged man to tngincer, was’ killed Saturday night | to J.B. Lukens made the distance of “Would get back its money in lumber eee “Seamer ad Ser ahh iisaae het navtgnnia eee when the automobile he was driv-| 130 miles in four hours and 15 min- M. M.—Much? C.—Four-fif’. M. M.--Yum! eee uty," KILLED IN AUTO|BIRDS GO SOME | | and not within the ordinance. No arrests were made, A Ghattered Dicam PORT TOWNSEND, July 6.—J.|_ Winning the pigeon race from A Word to the Wise, Eto. a little absent-minded, was on his of these speculations. A few d. jing was struck by a Port Town-| utes. The contest was held by the C. Don’t Need Doct a is Charged : Not long since in this village a way to his own wedding when jater the employer saw to hie 9| snd & Southern railway engine. |Seattle Racing Pigeon association. “t shall refuse to pay for at- young man of rather muscular something impeded the progress amazement that the ticket shi orpses on ee octors tendance,” sald the trate tourist development was seen with two of the carriage, which stood at a had drawn had won $100,000. IN 1906, a section of the interstate commerce law was passed,|] who had been staying at an old- heads on his shoulders, Both stand so long that Hobson put fashioned country hotel, and who heads were fully developed, with his head out of the window and Ste eas toneoune . ; . ™ page " . c of the jow an: fi ft making the pipe lines of the Standard Oi! Co. common|} had just been presented with his rather handsome features, one said to the driver er Hergposete ed and, as such, subject to tise by the independent oil bill, ‘Why, tho bells im the with golden hair and the other “Hurry up, or the whole thing ccepted, and they were pve leg a —~— —— not with Ight blonde, The young will be over before we get there!” married next morning. men. ~ e ° = * . one them would ring. Bvery- man is not a freak, as might be ee As they @ In 1914, that section is pronounced to be constitutional |] thing 1 wanted I had to fetch my- supposed. The other head was Tue Canines Angier Mak, rd ane wny from the ite! Sta s ne court. prop > “ the Unite’ States supreme cou self. I must have spent some the property of his sweetheart 4 ian who angles catches fish, Weil, Motly, two happy events || What do you suppose the Standard Oil Co. did in 1906? hours tugging at those bell. and would not have appeared tn When proper halt he dangles, '" one day. You have marr: : e ; epg dbo ; roc pulls.” such a deformed position bad tt Bago trust dh | dt et ys ree _lewpare. te. Sight for delay in the “It's true we have charged for not been for the young lady's "ut MahRook curls won't catch a per gs Roa ar Be | enforce : : attendance, sald the smiling neglect to lower the shades. We For the girl whone lines are @bout the lottery priz | What do you suppose the Standard Oil Co. did during | proprietor, seo, we have wouldn't mention any names and onan Thinking her husband meant to ht years? It bought out some of the independents|} charged you nothing for your our reason for mentioning the : ] “and Sched out otKers ao had no pipe line vi physical-culture course.” incident is as a warning to other See ot rellott. en eee ° hi f our Lord 1914, when the l _yevatsenitare cocreat” Sw young people-Rom City (Wis) Horse: the Ania: “Don't say no more about It. 1 || of Seattle Washington So that, in this year of our Lord when the United |] ciatmed the tourist, in surprise. Ledger Carianss chante 6 tenes thought how It would be and that [| 9 : supreme court is ready to render justice, there are no “I don't know what you mean.” va hh A song of horseand-lance, | should never hear the jast Pins | ly independents to use the Standard Oil Co. pipe lines. The) Mie dally use of our dumb Need for Haste Says this Carranse stanza: #0 | sold the ticket to the baker |||) ; i 2 x has arrived but the patient is dead and buried. belle,” was the cool retort, Hobson, who is, to say the least, for $10." | Statement June 30, 1914 “Give me money to buy the law's delays and I care who makes your laws!" Cr wasn't this what that fel- ‘ RESOURCES. ? ee “ i a Said that time: BOB” BOYD DEAD CHURCH HELD PRIZE FLOAT To T00 INQUISITIVE a and Discounts........ eats in J. S. Bonds and Premiums.......... ‘rowing Before Choking, Maybe | ruse srcices tor Rovert UNDER TREES BE SHOWN HERE : uperintendent of av, late Iast night, H.C. Johnson || Coch and Exchange ....sseesecsecceeee 1,537,95115 oF “ Other Bonds, Warrants and Stocks... 574,393.37 | sian mn his way home, to 1216 Ninth Real Estate, Furniture and Fixtures... 31,575.79 STANDPAT republican organ—regular organ equipped | 2074 45, Keneral freight agent of) Outdoor church services weal 13. Knight, 1 . the Milwaukee road, will be held| started last night at the Green Lake|the United Artisans in Western|heard a suspicious noise in the | ! with monkey, cymbals, penny cup and all—chortles | weanesday by Seattle Elks, at the| Congregational church, when the| Washington, has received word|brush on Seneca st, near Ninth. ae | : y ev, A. Le Knudson preached a pat-| from H. 8. Hudson, of the Portland) He went home, got his revolver 5,120,065.79 ; gleefully thus Sie ' h b 90 f BSA eamce eg undertaking par- nt edsues te tes Goeareauttee, |Artisans, that the Artisan float,|and returned to Investigate $ ‘ , Eeepezations, thus far show that about out of 100}iors, He died yesterday afternoon! ‘The innovation will be continued| ¥hich won the sweepstakes prize| A man stepped from the bushes, LIABILITIES. 0 progressives of 1912 have returned to the republican |at 3957 6. Alkt av, through the summ months lor $300 at the last Rose festival,| covered Johnson with a revolver, | sa tial Stoc will be shipped to Seattle for the| took his gun and $18, Capital Stock ...... ” admitted ||} Surplus . oan - me Potlatch parade July 17. It carr “I was too inquisitty fn the woophtog that ihe GO. Bcleshant is elecked’ for, TALLMAN =NEXT| WRIGHT 1S BUSY 2,210)! eoreseoting a0! tmasy | sonnros ‘ Forte aad aad “4 Undivided Profits ‘ # and craf of colic that a four-legged critter ev rer endur During the year ending June 16, Circulation .......+ worst case of c ee dured Judges Tallman, Ronald and Gil-| Justice John B. Wright's court e right’ t Increased traffic causes N. P. ’ Deposits ..cscovsssseccessscececheccs« 4S0RR—BOD Standpatters sears joyously shout about the “death,” OF| ci ‘have been named by Presiding | tablished a record of 5,142 cases|shops at Livingston, Mont., to open IT Ss HARD GOING ! : ippearance,” or disintegration” of the progressive party | Judge Frater to serve as presiding| filed and 4,910 disposed of. jon full time. $5,120,065.79 ‘evidently never consider comparison of the popular votes| judges pro tem during the month EE ‘ Taft and Roosevelt, and they think that the bolting of |of July. Judge Frater's term of ALASKA FXCU RSIONS Fighting the ice for miles in the roadstead at Nome, the steam schooner St. Helens Capt. I. O. Od- land, pursued a zigzag course in the difficult task of passing the barrier | Th Fi t N al Bank Site tas opes sen on tht inet veveps e First Nation down. The vessel ts now tn port, having left Nome June 22. The ves- of Seattle sel brought out $50,000 in gold ||) bullion, ESTABLISHED 1882, END FESTIVAL OFFICERS. M. A. ARNOLD, President. ©, A. PHILBRICK, Cashier. * | six months will end August 1. Judge whole haystack by the elephant means days of comfortable| Pian will gueceed him, ion and nights of peaceful contemplation Siidanliplnonssesinnisap lessee ? “CKSUALTIES OF wy a | Hymns of Brotherhood | ots halt ean bra, | ARGARET WILSON is right when she says that there! | leg punctured by a bullet, isn’t yet any music which fitly expresses the neighbor-| And the yunetere was ibe - only real Fourth accident. The Tiness, the good will, the buoyant democracy of the social) | other acéftent happened yester- | center. terday. | {| || Jesse Scott, 5, son of Mr. and | | Democratic America has yet to evolve its folk songs Jul . i D._H, MOSS, Vice-President. Mrs. James Scott, shielded a uly 6,—With bal-| » ae one) . If the daughter of the president can help to get this spirit| | punk he was trying to light and i] poe Sneee ns, horse race ero | M. MoMIC KEN, Vice-Presi-| C. H. spa ELL, Assistant | 8 a travesty on . | Cashier. | Fevealed in tunes she will do a bigger work for the future| | a burning match with his coat our country than pa can do, arguing with congressme yesterday. The coat caught fire. od j y P conn = 6 —e | | He screamed and ran for his industrial parade earlier in the day, the annual Kla-How-Yah cel- ECT ebration came to a close Saturday DIRECTORS. hh M. A. ARNOLD R. D. MERRILL | Jot | THE OLD woman isn’t letting new woman carry off all the hon-| | | mother, his o gg nim Mob goth | | odie D. Winehip, @a, cf Me o night with « street carnival, Preaident. Vice-Presia ‘ors. Mrs, Amy nship, 83, of Madison, Wis. Is a student of the! / piace, but Jesse is suffering now y esiden ice-President Merrill & Ring In) mead ia bompaeg et Pie age Me mibciaag for knowledge, wm | at the city hospital. He will i i peed a een e summer a’ e 1° university. | recover. A SANE FOURTH President 3 ‘ason ounty e- D. H. MOSS _ | ging Company. Vice-President. Leo Pell, 12, shot himself se en | T DOGS are slaughtered In St. Louis by a miscreant who feeas| |p Saher ees ot tamhacetnte rough the leg Saturday. The | | HICA Lj = ge: oh sponges fried in grease, which swell when they afterward drink | wound was dressed and he | iter HICAGO, July, Ste levee eee H a ote | | | went right on celebratt a throughout the country, the MAURICE MeMICKEN Billings, Montana. § United States has celebrated the sanest Fourth In its his- tory since fireworks came into general us WANT CHANGES Hughes, McMicken, Dovell & HERVEY LINDLEY Ramsey, Attorneys, Seattle, ALL UP with the Militant Furies In England now. Specially train- wr @d police dogs are to be used by volunteer civilian patrols. PRISONER WHO escaped twice from Yorkville court prison pen .. PROF. ON AW HIKE: ‘one day is known as “Punk.” So Is the prison pen. ~ & & “PRINCESS ALIOR” To Skagway, calling at Alert Bay, Prince Rupert, Ketchikan, Wran- gell and Juneau. The splendid “Princess” steamers offer every comfort. “Princess May” June 13, “Princess Sophia” June 20, July 4, 18 and August 1. Special sailings of the magnificent steamer “Princess Alice” June 27, July 11, 25 and August 8. In calling attention to the above statement due appreciation is acknowledged to patrons and other Prof. Frederick Jackson Turner, ‘0 HIM WHO WAITS—Dudiey Avery, who left Princeton univer head of the history department at sity iq 1861, has just got his diploma. 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