The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 2, 1914, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR OF NCHIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUN OF NEW! Entered at Seattian Wash. Postoffice as Seoond-Clam ee i By mat’, out of city, 25 per moi Ry _carrt t #ix mom, 01,80) ¥: nth, ee Publiehed Datty by T exe! | If You Had a Windfall TD you read what Dorothy Bateman, the daughter of a Rhode Island inn-keeper, did as soon as she came into possession of an unexpected windfall of $50,000? Remember, she had never had much money and her} Status had been humble—she belonged to the grand army of| but honest.” Would a shower of glittering dollars be| : ly to turn such a person's head? Welt, Dorothy has taken the public into her confidence on this matter. She has submitted her list of first expendi- | tures to newspaper audit. Though strictly speaking it may Mot be the public’s business, she recognizes that the public is interested. And here are the items: Remodeled the old inn—a gracious and pa. Bought a stunning Oriental rug. Bought a lovely Jersey cow Bought a grand piano, an electric runabout, a phono- ‘Graph and a set of books on travel. : Not so bad, ech? No Paris hats or gowns, no palace by the sea, not even fudge—just a few nice things that any nice girl, hav- the means, would want and get Really, do you suppose that you could do as well? _ The Peace Protocol is evident that settlement of . present troubles under the protocol just signed depend OM agreement to the terms of Article I, which leaves the Hitution of a provisional government to agreement be- the Huertaists and the rebels. Let us hope for the best, but it will be remarkable if] fico secures peace by such an agreement unless Huerta ready to completely surrender. The party that has the governmental power in Mexico} trols the elections. The constitutionalists will be foolish} ‘to agree upon a provisional government that is not theirs, 5 Soul and breeches, Huerta has by far the most of the ent voters, while Carranza has the most of the suc-} fighters. An election at all controlled by Huerta! mean a Huerta government, with the constitutionalists! all they have gained, particularly what they've ac- remembrance of prospects of Mexico's sling S. 0nT BE AW ( Arenon— Be a th, Sant ~ eee A Drastic Remedy Shortly after 2 o'clock one bitter winter morning a physt efan drove four miles tn answer to a telephone call, On his ar rival the man who had summon ed him said “Doctgr, I'm not In any partic War pain, but somehow or other I've got a feeling death ts nigh.” The doctor felt the man's pulse and lstened to his heart H you made your wilt The man turn hegasked fnally ed pale, “Why, no, doctor, At my age ob, it isn't true, is it? It can't be true—" “Who {s your lawyer?” “Higginbotham, but “Doctor, do you really think I'm golng to die?’ The man be gan to blubber softly. The doctor looked at him merniy ‘No, I don't,” he re plied grimly. “There's nothing at all the matter with you. But I'd hate to be the only man you've made an Idiot of on a night ike this,” STAR—THURSDAY, JULY 2, 1914. PAGE 4. SCARED AU THE Fi3H AWAY WITH YOUR BELLOWING Wy st THS 13 Twe ure! THE SEATTLE STAR’S LAUGH DEPARTMENT THORE'S NO HARI ‘3 IN WADING AROUND In HERE A youth who had just fi a very tedious journey in a going train In South d to one of the rallway offi. hoe ner” The official America company allow give It advice if do so in a respectful man- replied in gruff d in the way of foreign encouragement and support. lat will be wholly theirs; and the strongest ground for hope | Settlement seems to rest on Huerta’s seeing in the situation} ‘& father decent opportunity to get out with a whole skin. he Miserable Purpose O BSERVE the style of female bathing attire at the Lon- don and Paris bathing resorts: Cap of satin, with showy, standing bows. colored silk. Slit skirt, or tunic of rich stuff. silk stockings. Shoes of light material, with bows. _ Will some good woman please tell us of any other Sashes of ure JERS OF COMMERCE of the United States protest against mption clause of the Clayton anti-trust bill, on the ground “class legisiation in its worst form.” me class to this pro-) get, but let’s hear from young Johnny Rockefeller, PROF. BOAS of Columbia university defends intermarriage of Japs and other Orientals. Some of our colleges sure need a muckraking. IVERTA OUGHT to make Silas Christofferson an offer for that with which Si flew over Mount Whitney, Flying over things _AT LONG BEACH, Ca Into the ‘es, you've guessed it. Get a Cool Suit for the Fourth You need not wait for the August Sale to save money. We will give you a beautiful, light-weight Suit in the $25.00 class, for $14.75. All the latest styles and fabrics. We have them in regulars, longs, stouts and slims, and can fit you. Tf you are sképtical about this statement, come and see the goods. Don’t “happen around,” come On purpose, use your eyes, make comparisons. The effort will be worth your while. _ Tailored Ready Co. 401-403 Pike Street Open until 10 o'clock Friday night. ae oon For these reasons we rather expect to see the Carranza} | fates standing immovably for a provisional government} when sounded by the Elks at ae | t Bril-| theatre? |ing the big show, which will Include the appearance of all the actors ap-| in dressing this way than to show oneself publicly? ipearins « ra vaudeville stages | |this week, | Japanese from the training ships in| the harbor will put on a whirlwind! Jiu jitsu match, see just how it's done tn Japan matches, one between two women, The program is to be given merely for men—the -_ and their friends, 1 ville. gunshot is going to command Huerta’s careful study before long. | volunteered. gardener’s horse overtook an auto and ment will be used to defray the That was the make expenses of the Elks’ trip to the na- tional convention at Denver, July 8. from the wars, Roman citizens | made a holiday and sheep, them and served them to the vic- toro derman of “bloody sixth” or > the “fighting fourth” celebrates hie election with a mass meeting, his admiring henchmen pass up the mutton feast, but they give him an ovation | Caesar dined was called in Latin, Ovis, and the root word the word ovation every big, nolsy| reception given a popular man or | wom AT ELKS’ SHOW Clang, clang! Are you going to turn out tonight “The Midnight Alarm” is Pantages The latest announcement regard-| that a squad of) You'll be able to/ The show starts at 11 o'clock. Clang, clang! Another feature ts two boxing| Also there will be a lot of vaude- Nearly a score of acts have Money raised from the entertain- Whadda You Mean? “OVATION”? When Julius Caesar returned killed fat | baked | | general } nm the al the v | | | | | And because the sheep on which gives us n is called an ovation. | Crescent Mfg. Co, Soattie GR FOR A ‘OGETH COT Les WHiLe Mg that he thought It did, “Well,” the youth went on, “it occurred to me it would be well to detach the cowcatcher from the front of the engine 0 rear of the train, a cow, but what's to Hing into the ger?” TOO COMPACT “I'm sorry, but we can't ploy you as a cloak model are too—er—petite.” “But I am a perfect 36,” "Ah, my dear lady, but our perfect must be more than 36 inches ta em You eee Self-Sacrifice, Wot? Ca ad WE BAKE AND COOK OURSELVES a ° Seattle Lunchroom Sign. see Vegetable Lore Be like the cabbage—get a head— Though on small celery; Just manifest an onion’s strength And climb adversity, Lettuce all be up and dbing; Things don't turnip when we walt; If we use & little pepper, We can beet decree of fate. Re as patient as a wormwood; Try to cast dull caraway; And some thyme you'll see the radish Dawning of a brighter day, ~-Detroit Times, ikely Special4::July AND WEEK-END EXCURSIONS Saturday and Sunday July 4th and 5th An _ ideal opportunity to visit outing and an excellent Olympic Peninsula, the most promising ae in the state of Washington. Port Townsend and Return Port Williams and Return - Dungeness and Return - - - Port Angeles and Return - $1.00 $1.50 $1.50 $1.50 Str. Sioux 8:00 A. M. Str. Sol Due, 12:30 A. M. (Midnight) leave from Colmar Dock. Steamers Tickets good for round trip on either July 4th or 5th, or goéd going on the 4th and returnin, on the Sth. Steamer leaves Port Angeles for Seattle at 3 p. m. Grand 4th of JulyCelebrations At Port Angeles and Dungeness Ticket Office, Colman Dock Main 3993 [ORANGEMEN ARE TRYING TO START _— SHINDIG ANEW | BELFAST, July 2.—Hundreds of jarmed and uniformed Orangemen were parading Belfast's streets to |day, demonstrating against Irish home rule. It was understood they were under orders to fire if an at- tempt is made to disarm them. | The commissioner of police order- led his men to make no arrests, fear- ing to do so would precipitate a clash, | Str Bdward Carson, the anti-home rule leader, and his assistants, were in conference with the government, jand there were hopes that a com- promise will be effected. ‘HATCH CHICKS WITH |SICK WOMAN'S FEVER MENOMINEE, Mich., July 2. —Trying to hatch hens’ eggs | by placing them in with a sick woman havi: fever of 103 degree ry vouch- ed for by # aba, Mich., physician, who was called to the Austrian colony in Wells, Mich., | to attend the patient. When the physician used his stethoscope he heard a faint | } and thought his ears had de- ceived = him. Another trial brought th e results. Then the physician investigated. | Inquiry brought the informa- tion that a hen had died just about t time its setting of eggs were to be hatched. The thrifty Austrian placed the eggs In bed with his wife. Against the pi | the wife as well the physician had ute egg hurling co threw the nearly-h fruit through a window. ‘ROUNDUP IS ON | _ SEDRO-WOr EY, July | With “Cyclone” and 26 other fa- | mous outlaw horses furnishing the | principal amusement, fully 4,000 | people attended the roundup here yesterday. Roping, fancy riding, \Indian dances and a big parade made up a splendid program. SENTENCE HIM ABERDEEN, July 2.—Irmsamag | Hodoff, found guilty of robbing the Bank of Elma, was sentenced to Walla Walla for from five to twen- He will appeal. COURTHOUSE | COMING APART; PLASTER FALLS The new courthouse for King! county will come none too soon. Evidence of the decay in the present structure was shown strib ingly today, when a section of the celling on the second floor gave way and a shower of plaster fell to the stairway, narrowly missing |a crowd of attorneys and citizens in the hallways | Janitors were inatructed to ex amine the cracks overhead to de termine on the possibility of a |serious break in the bullding. NEW RESORT OPEN With a large list of guests from CHILDREN’S a WEARABLES | Seattle, Tacoma , Everett, North |Yakima, Ellensburg, Walla Walla a jand other points, the new summer | At Specially Low Prices for resort, Kachess Lodge, in the ©: th Fi h f Jal; cade mountains, was formally o ie Fourth o} ly |ed yesterday, Girls’ $1.45 Wash Dresses —for 88c— | The resort consists of a modern hotel and a colony of tent hounes. It is situated on the inviting bank of Lake Kachess, the largest lake in the Cascades, As a fishing spot,! Gris! colored Wash o a c ‘\ | made of gingham or percale with the lake is second to none ile 4 equare neck—short set- Special rates to the resort are Imono sleeves, with plain cole quoted by both the Milwaukee and Northern Pacific KILLED BY CAR|:«i""2 trimmed neck, sle . pocket and belt. Infants’ 50c Rompers 35¢ yong ete foe {5's yeat in These Rompers are made of gin chambeny or ripplette, with yoke, pocket and drop seat. —Second FI Center Section. The Bon Marché Unton St—Second Ave—Pike St. TACOMA, July 2.—R. C. ©. Pol- lock, carpenter, was instantly killed on the Tacoma speedway yes- terday, when struck by an auto driven by 8B. F. Brock, as he at-| tempted to cross the track. This! was the first fatal accident on the speedway. bam ‘FOUR LOSE JOBS Sheriff Edward Cudihee has fired four deputies on account of the lack of court work during the sum) mer vacation period. They are, J. ~ Golden Opportunities are of J. Spalght, George Weber, Peter fered in Star Want Ads. Reardon and Joseph Griley. isell it quickly. There’s a Straw Hat at Cheasty’s That Will Take Your — Fancy, $2.50 DON'T YOU WANT ANEW SUIT FOR THE FOURTH? If you do, Cheasty’s Second Floor Clothing Department is just the place to get it, for no other values in Seattle can approach the splendid showing in $15.00 $18.00 Fine Clothes for Men and Young Men. The Cheasty establish- ment wants a chance to demonstrate to you the superior excellence of its clothing—in case you are not familiar. Special showing of blue suits, serges, cheviots and unfinished worst- eds, Come in this after- or tomorrow as early as possible. ee CHEASTY'S HABERDASHERY SECOND AVENUE AT SPRING STREET noon, Store Open To- morrow Night, But Closed All Day the 4th of July, Sat. I THINK THIS FOURTH OF | | JULY 13 GOING To BE ABSOLUTELY BLISSFUL— OUT HERE, FAR FROM THE NOISY CROWD, ALONG - WITH THEE UNDER THE WHISPERING TRees." “How DIVINGLY You EXPRESS IT, MR. RUSHES, BUT IT CAME NEAR BEING SPolLeD! "HOW So, = ae MISS Diana $” “WHY, CHES NUTTE, AN OLD FRIEND OF MING, WAS COMING OUT, BuT Hels Ye wRoTe Se aoe aa GIVEN IT UP-——AT LEAST Uke THaT!” “HEE-HEE ! — THOUGHT I WASN'T Comin! DIDN'T You