The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 1, 1914, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR OF NEWSPAPERS) News Service of the United Mreas Assoctation, Wash. Postoffice as Second-Clann Matter six moa, $1.80; yoar $3.26 th : P : od City Won’t Stand for Hinky Dink} EATTLE will tango and “Hesitate” but it positively declines to Hinky far a step backward—and too raw. Even so well recognized f & Swell, smart cotillion leader and blue book idol Josh p), Collins couldn't revive a thing quite that ancient and ques ~ > tionable With the Hinky Dink tabooed, Seattle must now do bit of the “hesitation.” Through a conversion of the popular| demand for the commission form of government into a Mongrel plan of city government of their own the charter commissioners have halted Seattle's { movement somewhat | However, it's better to “hesitate” than to flirt with] *“Bathhouse John’s” relative The Star would be less the human paper that % is if #t didn’t fee! a justifiable satisfaction in the result of the election, which vindicated its stand against all the other papers in the city The satisfaction is all the greater because the outlying districts, West Scattle, Ballard, Rainier valley, etc., rolled a decided majority against the proposed cbarter in spite the campaign assertion by the Hinky Dinkists that those districts had been suffering from unrepresentation in the present councilmanic plan. Tt is satisfying to know, too, that the small faction of | socialist “spoils” seekers were not in control of the districts | where the heavy socialist vote is cast, and that those di ftricts looked toward the general welfare of the city at large,| father than their own confines. Only in some of the Seventh ward precincts, where the} stockings of Seattle reside, was there any serious show- made in behalf of the charter. © There is another gratifying result of the election Pamely, the manifest desire of the people to aid in every way} Possible municipal ownership of railways _ - According! ey have again, for the fourth time, turned own any proposition to exclude from franchises the “com mon user” and other safeguards * Also, they voted for the Ballard and Fremont bridges "with the idea uppermost that they are nee for the E tension of the city line into those districts and “Boston Dip,”|} Dink That's too as al ptios, rwerd | ey The people then Murned around and defeated the other bridge bonds The people’s handwriting was plainly to be seen. ONLY 14,000 votes were cast In the election on December 6 last, the ff land district was defeated. But the morning turn- paper didn't denounce THAT as a farcical election, did it? ——_ Will wonders never cease? Here's George Turner) | praising When, oh, George, did you first) _ See the light? The Anesthetic Pistol : HE pistol they have over in France, which shoots a} chemical bullet, exploding a gas that renders the victim echless—will we get it, do you suppose, in time to use on | spelibinders this coming. campaign? | MY GOSH! Woodrow Wilson's policies! MAYBE IT'S because George Turner ruled against woman suffrage he was teritorial judge that he now unexpectedly enthuses over Wilson. bot § EITHER MOUNT LASSEN, Calif, has eaten something that didn’t! agree with It, or somebody's promoting aummer touring in hot style. | LAWYER (TO hesitating client)—Revenge is sweet, remember! We'll fight this case to the bitter end! Client—But who'll get the bitter end—the other fellow or me? ¥ THOSE ELECTION returns are eure no cure for W. Hickman! peeve. 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Packstuff while erdeavoring to board a car oa Main street, fn some manner wad throws violently to the pavement where he wae picked ap fa an unconmsclous conditlen and taken to Mercy Hospital. This morning he can remen- ber hearing a gruff wice say “why don't you hire 4 dray f° Several large packages of merchan- dise which he was taking home were very badly damaged. of recovery before this Can be TAKE YOUR CHOICE 6 name of your w! What do ks call it as to that, father always says ‘the mortgage,’ brother Tom calls tt ‘the fake,” mother ‘my lir ousine,” sister “our o grand ma ‘tha ril,’ the chauffeur ‘some freak,’ and our neighbors “the limit." ? HERE Seattie United Typothetae of America and Ben Franklin clubs will send delegate to national con vention. Tilikume will attend Bremerton carnival July 3 in body Postoffice remains closed on the Fourth. Lieut. Col, R. HM. Elilott, famous London physician, here for Pacific Coast Ophthmalmological conven thon. 4 Dr, Walter Kelton etected to head Seattle Pennsylvania alumni. Humphrey's decision giving divorce to Mrs. Sarah Averdach after dis missal of suit before Judge Albert son. Damage to the Berlin Dye Works by fire yesterday smounted to $1,700. Great crowd expected at Scotch |plenic, Wildwood park, on the) | Fourth The physicians although 1€ will be some (Ittle tlee| know definitely, | ea * vs Supreme court reverses Judge! he har a chance COMING TO AN UNDERSTAND. ING yoking up at him) Wrinkle, do you “hest er’ (Kisses ber.) n confusion)—Oh, I didn't mean that! Himseit—Well, mean? Herself—Er-why- mean-do-you “bunny hug”? transport Dix put in navy yard drydock to undergo repairs. Steam launch Forrester, for which fear was felt, reports herself safe after trip through storm. what did you —f — 4 St Loule adopts new charter by close vote. Galveston, Tex. offers 10 ts each for live rats in effort to stamp out bubonic Infection. U. 8. transport Dix arrives at ~ ELSE WHER | Bremerton for repairs. President signs naval appropria- tion bill providing for three battle ships. United States Express Co. retires from business, other compantes tak ing over mileage. Naval “plucking board” In ee at Washington Treasury department clo year with recelpts aggregating ion | 881,471.60 8. 8. “FRING To Skagway, calling at Alert Bay, gell and Juneau. The splendid comfort. “Princess May” June July 4,18 and August 1, steamer “Princess Alice” Spectal ' sailings June 27, July 11, 25 and August 8. ESS ALICE” Prince Rupert, Ketchikan, Wran- “Princess” steamers offer every 13, “Princess Sophia” June 20, of the magnificent AN IDEAL VACATION TRIP For rates, sailings and information apply to CANADIAN PACIFIC RAILWAY 713 Second Avenue, Seattle. R’S LAUGH DEPARTMENT Why, wil lle?" Aw, boo-hoo! I've been playin’ hookey from school all day an’ just found out it's a holiday.” ‘ te | Begging the Question i “I have come to consult you,” she said to Attorney | Frank Hammond. “What is the trouble?” I have recelved three pro- posals of marriage, and I do not know which to accept.” “Which man has the most money?” | “Do you imagine,” she . “that if I knew I would It you or any other law- | what's the matter, . . Blocked! A man, very much out of breath, ran into the King st. rall- road station and made a wild rueh for the ticket seller's win- dow. A few momenta later he came back and sat down with an air of dejection, “80 you missed your train,” re- marked his neighbor. “1 sup pose there was a woman at the tloket window hunting for her pocketbook.” “Worse than that,” replied th disappointed one. “There w: fat man trying to get through the turnstile.” JUST A HINT “This plano being my very own, may I take it with me when I get married, papa, dear?” “Yes; but don't tell any one; it might spotl your chances.” THIS LAD HAD HIGH OPINION OF CANADIANS Editor The Star: When we lived In Sumas, Wash., my tit: tle boy of 8 came running home one day, after having seen a number of Hindus on the street. “Oh, papa,” he 1 just saw a lot of Can- out there.” ed him how he knew Canadians, and he must have been Canadi- J. W. WHIPPLE, Vader, Wash. Still the cute remarks of young- "Ieters are pouring in to The Star office, and as long as the standard established eo far is matntained, the best each day will appear in The Star, Let us all enjoy the cute things YOUR youngster sald. FINES HIMSELF SEASIDE, Or., July 1.—Following an altercation with the chief of po Hoe, Police Judge John L. Berry to. day fined himself, then remitted the fine during good behavior, MONITOR HERE BREMERTON, July 1.—-Convoy- ing a flotilla of three submarines, the monitor Cheyenne arrived here from the Mare Island navy yard yes terday. The submarines will be sta tioned at Keyport. OLYMPIA, July 1.—L. BE. Wolfe of Concrete was elected president of the state aerie of Eagles, which adjourned here last night, after se. lecting Walla Walla as the next meeting place. ROAD PLANKED | PE BLL, July 1—Pluvius hill }long a terror to autoists, has been \planked, making a good road from Centralia to the sea. | | FOURTH OF JULY EXCURSION FARES —VIA THE— O-W. 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