The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 30, 1914, Page 4

STAR—TUESDAY, JUNE 30, 1914. PAGE 4 STAR |THE SEATTLE STAR’S LAUGH DEPARTMENT| NN ager enonm ontaw anc OF cs war 3} NOTHING INFLAMMABLE [___ourursts oF EVERETT TRUE | maleate | " — \| = $2.60 SHEFFIELD ONE-MAN CROSSCUT SAW. . $1.66 — A few minutes’ use every day will afford healthful exercise and recreation, Besides, you will soon have your winter's wood. chat > Entered at Seattio, Wash, Postoffice as Second-t By mail, out o $3.00 No, 219 Goodell TwoSpeed Breast Drill..... cee SLE Just prees down on spring, pull out gear and put forward to change from low to bigh gear. - Here's A PesT de THAT WRITES M& A LETTER WITHOUT DATING IT, DOESN'T. Dor HIS I'S OR CROSS AIS T'S, V3SES BOTH SIDES OF THE PAPER AND DOESN'T NUMBER THE Paces! IT SHOULD WASTE MY TIMG ! city, 85 per mon. up to six mos.) six me Ry carrier, city a month Pedlishea Daily &: ishing Co. Phone, Mata 0400, Private | necting all departments. " All’s Weli That Ends Well--- A Study in Social Risks | EVERAL weeks ago a young kindly home in a small vill ‘Seattle. For a time she wrote hopefully once a week to her Panxious mother. Then the letters ceased, Brother began to} investigate. He found that sister had left her original room ping place; left it owing rent to the landlady, also owing the perocer. The aid of the police was sought, but it brought no ‘results. | Finally, a few days ago, a letter came—sister was well,|j Married and happy; hubby would soon pay the debts. Her Pexperience in detail followed | “1 have an idea old G 0c 2%4nch Socket End Screw Clamp Fi 8¢ Vor quilt frames and holding metal or wood when repairing. SPINNING’S CASH STORE 1413 Fourrs ey % PHEW! JUDGE MOORE’S STILL CARRYING AN AWFUL PEEVE Judge W. Hickman Moore still) his peeve mounting perceptibly, arried his peeve heavily on his @¥e# flashing, and his argu woman left a small but e to seek her fortune in derust Se ee See eee a ee ee Ce When she left the village home she had not been trained Hares aeggnd wal eae t wealth ; : ; chest last aight whee he éelliel Corer ys its climax, the good fu . iali 5 > nto the hereafte sincerely be added MMor Specialized work. She was just 5 feet 2 of ordinary deli Why? woman wearing 6 400 forth to have words with Chief Grif- “| never worked with more "eate young woman, adrift without compass, ch or rudder “He refuses checks and ‘paper ner gown can enter the kingdom |/fiths on the Hinky Dink charter|riotic citizens than the members sshe wasn't cither statuesque, stunning or fascinating money.” of heaven thing at the Fremont Commercial the charter commission, and t a “i P ee T oo bad an like Club. to have some little whipper-#n ‘ says much for the maligne: odern city that this un That's too bad-—a woman ppe It say fe maligned m : that wouldn't have to make over still persisted in con-/of a newspaper impugn the motives | her dress to wear wings ks on the charter as\of such men is enough to rouse the | three different occasions taken by kind landladies into gx on himaelf and the ire of in Strained young girl, coming to it entirely strange, was on|[ oC cance , > & 8 & od Johnny Writes ibers of the commissio: és at nominal room rent, and trusted by the grocer when ‘rations ofl Baie saris aap lh Tit for Tat framers, instead of Ther Th The Star is a Ther earnings fell below her cost of living ry mums oa vane Seb | ina: Gelman “eurpeapendenés mn thelr sound judgment. |whipperenapper.” Ain't 1k awil But try her best, she couldn't make ends meet; and she!{ know has been baving panes In was recently brought to a sum lenge to deny, if he can,| “It seems to me,” said Chief Grif was getting sadly discouraged and had begun to ask herself} as low as seven can fiths, ‘that the charter makers, for ' ; |] his insides for sum time past, par Mr lees Hii as ; 5 the easiest way weren't the only way when, at the nick Of |] ticxierly after meals compliment peon and ; neil Sig: yp ged lack of go red eres back " i¢ “800 yf | ~ > ee Gorse ; : the $12,000 manager, the city comp. upon personality—tooting their own “time, she met an old sweetheart. As soon as he learned of} he got sum dope from the fame begs quest that he will keep fie tn corporation counsel, the | horns, It doesn’t matter about what . noble, self-sacrificing citizens these the bugle about men are, what we are concerned his doggs from trespassing on his 4 elty tr grounds. plight he proposed marriage and the next day they were|} iy gock, but tt dident seem to fix oe "off on their honeymoon, to live happily, let us hope, ever|} him up, so he desided to get re He again ble ra. organized by @ reguler guy, and Pe apy «Tags es Re com’ |) what a fine bunch of fellows worked | with, what ts before us, is the char * This interesting experience suggests a few questions: | be we A to-m steminion speshelist Boge to suggest that in future he ||"ith him on the commission, and|ter and how it affects us, : What drew an unprepared girl to the fierce grind of a] gpeshelist, { dont a wha should not spell ‘dogs’ with two j hy didn’t she stay in the peaceful village? Was it|] mater, but my meals dont seem to Kees eRe : A, . : Mr. Thompson's respects to Cause, secing the boys go, she feared that to remain would |[ sree with me Mr. Simpson, and will feel obliged i dont hardly get the eats packed away till | got more trubel in my " gizzard than what king gorge has What is the fault that girls so drawn aren't better fitted |] got in treland monotony, dullness, the doom of unromantic spinster if he will add the letter ‘e’ to the A. 8. Peterson, who was awarded last word in the note just receiv | |the contract for the superstructut ed, #0 as to represent Mr. Simp lof the port commission's wharf independent wage-earning? well, eg ps — dock, Na aac i “<5 SSA Ra NR eM. Binpecm reteres Mr. [i \tendayr decides * coin a H Isn't it taking big chances to assume that a loyal sweet- |] [0 #¢ Sout this, how are you f! HE WAS WISE The Logic of It Thompson's note unopened, the to do it for that pric b i f &. . {|} ing now wy, i t worrying and | price. His ¢! i will appear right at the critical moment and turn tragedy |] bum, ansers the feller, awful bum. By Jim Manee You must stop © and impertine it contains being for $3,000 was returned to hii & : geey | a, 2 Sund. take a holiday,” said the suave gn} pag loartt } r > nto comedy to the tune of wedding bells? jJ 1 Just had lunch and now 1 am in Said the teacher of the Sunday «aR * only equa » ts vulgarity Pectin Brce a the nes d? | hae ig ps alba inipicue tale ot beste ean fay My dear doctor,” replied the ae a Very fine, but a dream, was the |lowest bidder. the Harrington: weil, says my friend, | had a Lat’s see who first can say oy aces ae ere eS ould And it’s clear as day, with O. B. Thorgrimson, at the|, Mob of women sacked all M Date to Remember Suit entiod’ aad’ sen ag cP a Somer eee ee Witte [io relieved that? wouldn't Seed Wass you've gone to the park Ballard Home Owners’ Association, | heleries on — of an in a fruit sallad and eum {ce creem coin : P ‘oO pana the time awa “It tat t tic,” sald Bolton. | » PFEEP the d 1 ASK tay |fand a little rockfort cheese and a In the plate are sure to go? on rte When the waves wash high Fe sg | vote for & opeuiiaaan aah y the date, June 1, » in your mind. |] glass of milk And one boy jumped and sald, “I iad a, Enis And the water's rough, der this charter, I will be voting for & On that date there reached the United States su-|] my boy, says the dock, you're in know, = 3 cin Seat nbaidas 6 re ot 8 eel one-thirtieth of a coune!l which in| court one of the most important cases~on record. the wrens shop ae Down to the nickel show F tg oP vee Raped ng as Ma By gosh, that's tough to make the laws under which I| - 7 © . you don't want a stammick spe bel's jo" pt live.” Tt is a simple case, because a new and simple point is Thoregrimson, defending the| | Hinky thing, found it necessary to) ted, and there are not the usual ambiguous or con-| |resort to @ supposition. j fadictory precedents to befuddle both judges and public variance — wae —_——— “IF you elect the kind of men I Let us see if the United States supreme court will give H ERE AND ELSEWH ERE what you want is a brane P. §.—-"Gimme a dime, mamma, Mabel's Rival—Oh, she has P. S—"You poor boob, hold st johny for Sunday school.” some prettier than that!” your own hands.” |think you will, we shall have ed . : an ce der this new charter,” he justice by prompt.y rendering a decision. The nine judges mer uncer } that court are well paid and irresponsible, and that court| been earning the disrespect of the people by its laziness its dalays quite as much as by the character of its | iC sions. ° rovicmganee © ———@ ; more added yesterday. Boe a of flood In upper Missis- ae liner Siberia, from San Fran- The case we refer to is this: The State of Oregon enacted pie eee ropereen ee Me Ore doen nis inte Giver ct arecne ci ret s : » —__——- - thorities, Surgeon General Biue of health | late, owing to loss of propeller. | Taw fixing a minimum wage of $8.64 per week for women| Oscar Swanson befriends man and | Yesterday's deaths—eix. service, will fight bubonic plague at ee hunk g arash ICE DELIVERY CO. Gov. Gen. Count Sakuma of For | mosa wounded in fight with insur restos | New Orleans. @ Portiand box manufacturer attacks that law's con-|!oses $80 | Lb. G. Engstrom goes to pen for tionality. an Raye Png om ro fled. | chocolate theft ween! rights treaty still under de- o A . K. Sic at Hundred high school girls return | bate In senate. f the United States supreme ‘court loafs on this case| commander Sons of Veterans. from Y. W. ay camp. Reply to raliroads’ application for thousands of women in Oregon may be meanwhile| Jas. C. Marmaduke returns from | "Ys nea, ce convention con-| increased freight delayed bY] wp, d of wages which their state says are their due. |trip. C. 7. U,,|tnues at Bryn Mawr today commerce commission. y not surprise it would be robbery—legal, all right, but robbery. Will|_ City Federation, W. © T. Us) or, w. P. Gerhard, New York san- ELLIOTT 5560 Chief Justice Alishie resigns from f : | Vednesday. 7.| the folks back home | United States supreme court be party to robbery of gg hye eg man to tow | Say. setioer, go ee sh Wi spender agnor comt,to ten for 0.) : ope : Zealand for esses | pupfis of Miss Abbie A. Drew, Y. W.| First fiscal year under democratic this summer while administration closes with total re- . : s |e io Oo! 94,505, 7. 2 decides that a state cannot eliminate femal vage-| Admiral Evans bound for Seattle Low are Ex: ns sla ery, the country will desire to change constiteton, ip iat OR. EDWIN J, BROW — "oe allege flee Pong CO on ia ea) F cure = i courts, and the earlier such reform is started the better, «patrue’s ka Steamship Co, returning from RELLO FIGURES 4 Offer extra inducements to make ‘ | : OF it will be a long, hard job. LEADING North trip now. ii sale Keep the date, June 1, 1914, in mind! Observe when poegtnonng ~ a p United States supreme court gets around to deciding oma pee great point. the fares are low. British steamer Musician leaves for Anacortes today to load 80,000 |cases of canned salmon | | Steamer Melville Dollar arrives) daily to September 30th, to — é junder charter bureau of fisheries of New York and Boston ie Informative Bit |the U. 8. department of commerce é : its tng your work. and | and all other Eastern points DER the workingmen’s compensation law in Wiscon-| "orm! fr, orice — Ta “ELSEWHERE wk . ie sin, which has been two years in operation, employers | fery.t? abt! wit ORE carnderhicnhtnti ss Many wise sayings come out — no Falls, Thousand ; paid as indemnity to injured workmen and their de-| q2it!.%°%%: ai evan oom ts Beattie 2s 1918] coors, that statement, haa’ no dack Mountains, New England | dents the sum of $396,354, and all concerned are pleased DR. EDWIN J. BROWN, meeting place. | connection wit © remark of . : 4 f h the method. The lawyers, on the other hand, may| tm te Colon Bick acd Washington | "Cuban house appropriates $1,000, White Mountains, Canadian Resorts, F recently eald to “Grandpa, are you a real estate man?” “Why, yes, | presume you could call me that,” sald his grandfather, smiling. After a moment's thought Reilo sald, “Grandpa, | should think you would rather be a gentleman.” E. M. P., Freeland, Wash. If you remember the cutest thing your child ever sald, there's room for {t on the first page of The Star, providing {t's the cutest received on any certain day. LAW IS UPHELD OLYMPIA, June 30.—The valid- ity of the “red light abatement law” was sustained in a supreme court decision handed down yester- | day in the case of Margaret Jer- |ome, Mary A. Bort and husband, appealed from Kittitas county. JAPS BUY SHIPS The Japanese have purchased the steamer Assyria of the Hamburg- American lino and the steamer | Woodford of Watts & Watts, Lon- Building. 000 for capitol at Havana Bt enjoy a process by which the cost of going to law has en wiped out. = Hints on table manners have always been welcome. In : Ambrosian library at Milan there is a 13th century manu- pt, entitled, “Fifty Courtesies of the Table,” by one Fra Onvesin. Here are a few of the 50: “Let the hands be n, and above all, do not at table scratch your head, nor, de id, any portion of your body. Do not lick your fingers, h is very ugly and ill bred.” i No one seems unwilling to accept a 25-cent piece, even ugh there are on each coin the following hoodoo com tions: Thirteen letters in the scroll held in the eagle's Pak; 13 feathers in each wing; 13 tail feathers; 13 upright irs in the shield; 13 arrowheads; 13 leaves on the branch 2B letters in the word “quarter dollar.” ; | There is a Georgia town that recently voted in favor of oons, after a lively campaign. Said a citizen in justifica- on of his vote: “If we are going to stand for our women ks wearing shadow skirts and slit skirts and transparent irts and our younger women learning to dance the boll eevil wiggle, the Texas Tommy tango, the bunmy hug, the dance, the half center, the buzzard flop and the puppy ddle and so on, then the men folks might just as weil We their saloons and the whole push go to blages t Atlantic Seashore and Jersey Coast New York Central Lines } Stop-over privileges at all points en route and option of water or rail trips between Cleveland and Buffalo; Albany and New York. The most complete train service between Chicago and the East assures a pleasant trip. Yes, That's It Cream of Tartar SUBLIME BAKING POWDER Housewives in Leading Grocers 10,000 Seattle Use It 330 In Seattle Sell It And more than 40,000 . . people in Seattie enjoy the sublime results of Sublime Baking Powder Such is the standing at tained in the three short months of its existence by this new Seattle-made brand of Pure Cream of Tartar Baking Powder ac- B KING POWDER cording to records com- [RXIMAIIMeNT V tel hal Temeten piled to date SEATTLE. WASM.U S.A You'll understand why it displaces all other brands if you'll just try it. One trial is all that is necessary. Ask for it # : ny Manufactured and Guaranteed by HOUGE W JHE SHOE REPAIR MAN VITTUCCI IMPORTING COMPANY SEATTLE OFFICE, 714 Second Avenue L. F. Jones, General Agent Passenger Dept. 309 Occidental Ave. — Diana Dillpickles : In *I SAY, MR. SILAS, HAVE THAR SHE BE “HM, THAT ALL “NO—-HORRID! I Divn't Have Al [— "BARBARIANS WHAT _ YoU SGEN MISS DiLLPIcCKLES NOW — COMIN’ i Non hoa | GOOD TIMG AT AlLs MR. GREENS J FH vy bh 70 Tavs Rah Sueaie ee “a mane my ABOUT YoU KNOUi—THe BACK FROM || HAVE A Berry HASN'T THE LEAST ME. HE — THIS FAIR. YOUNG os bALLowY FISHIN? WITH |) Soop CHIVALRY. A ) GIRC WITH JerHre | Time €° ARCHED , P GREENBERRY, “An Awful