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|THE SEATTLE STAR PAPERS 2h OF SCRIPES NORTHWEST LEAGUN OF NEV ed Press Aaseet: Telegraph News Service of the t ‘ontoftion a Entered Seattle, Woah. Second-Class Matter, By Mail, out of city, 35 ner mon. up to six mos; atx mom. $1.80; year 98,26. |/ Ry carrier, city, 266 a month. by The Star Pubtiant 100, Prt exchange commer “Ally Over!’”- -Just Think of Soaking Bill With a Brick VER play “Ally Over"? What, you, American born, Phone, Mal partments, whoewas a boy and who ae before 20-story sky defiers were invented, you never| # layed Ally Over | Maybe you didn’t call it that, but this was the game Vou took a ball and you and Bill (mother wasn't strong for] PBI, but he was some pal) took opposite sides of the barn famd you took the ball and threw it over the barn and yelled If Bill caught it he came round the corner of “Ally Over!” tt barn like a flash and threw that ball at you, and maybe cked a rib or two, but if he didn’t catch it he picked it} and threw it back over the barn Remember that game now? Sure you only maybe called it something else; mmybe it was ante-over, But w, the point is this: Did you ever know a boy who] ft catch the ball, who ran aroun corner of the barn| Slammed you in the neck? Of course | Until we mentioned it you never, in all these years ht it possible, did you? Every boy you ever played game with was on the square, wasn’t he? And you d no more have substituted a brick for the ball and inged Bill ower the head, than you would have washed} ir ears without maternal admonition Well, how would you like to take the average business of your acquaintance today and agree to a partnership left it to the honor of each fellow whether or not he Beestly caught the ball of opportunity, while you stood id the corner blindly waited for him to either furn the ball to you, or to slam it in your ribs, you hav friendly watcher or referee for the game *you know any business—and business is merely a a played by grown-up boys—that could exist 10 minutes § blind faith like that wonderful institution of Ally Over apie for centuries? ell, think it over , about-to-be-men, are naturally honest in their deal-} with their fellows They shoot square, they do not cross, they keep their word and they'll take a hiding day before they “squeal on a fellow All right; how comes it that boys are t, and men the opposite in this thing of mutual integrity, trustfulness, ency towards their fellows? | » The boy spirit is still there; any Christmas season will} r it. jut conditions, the way the game is played, the the rewards usually come, the way finance and politics Social precedence and the other things that men call and worthy of esteem, compel most frequently decent | to do things that the meanest boy you ever chased} h back alleys 30 years ago wouldn't have done Might it not be a good idea to change the business and and social and civic game a bit? Just fancy soaking Bill with a brick! hi 3 Way of Contrast of the great railway systems, now using 100-pound “fails, is about to exchange them for rails weighing 120 to the yard. It has ordered freight locomotives so that one will pull as much as 60 once pulled. knows that business in this great country is bound to fw. It has kept its credit in fine shape by prudent and effi- Management and it doesn’t intend to be caught napping. the rush comes it will be ready Pin spite of its tremendous investments, this railway sys- is earning good returns. The reason is simple. It is primarily q railroad business, not a speculative business st or bonds. No, we don’t mind telling what railroad it is. mnsylvania. ocks It is the Be ° fon’t Dictate, Anyhow ER all, the people won't be able to get those port bonds. There is this satisfaction, however. ‘The bankers’ won't dictate terms. The people are ready to pay par the bonds when they get a chance, and if the bankers them, they’ve got to bid above spar, and not underbid real value, as had been the case several times in the _ POLICE CHIEFS In convention solemnly declare an early necessity F aeroplanes in which to chase aero-bandits. Then, heaven help the| v bystander some more! quois Sails Tomorrow nd your Sunday away from scenic Qualty B heat of the city up : Bes Canal. The luxurious Service eamsbip Iroquols sails from Co! ICE DELIVERY CO. Dock Suna: t 9 a. Round f ‘adults $1.00, children ee) ELLIOTT 5560 < For Picnic Lunches And lunches to take out for all occasions, see us. We put them up right and at the right prices. Hollywood Lunch 212 PIKE ST. “The Place That Made Pike St. Famous” THE SHOE REPAIR MAN 216 Union 8t—2 Shops—110 Madison OUGEN T Sumey BERKELEY, June 27.—B thorn school, teaches domestic science in a practica’ five-room bungalow bullt chiefly by boys from the manual training de- partment, and fitted with every modern convenience, Miss Williams daily instructs hundreds of girts from the factory district of West Berk- | eley how to become perfect housewives, “Rug weaving, gymnastics, singing, dramatics and dancing are alat the few of the things I teach,” work is teaching the making beds, sweeping and géneral housework, the object make the future homes of the pupils as attr Goes DOMESTIC SCIENCE TAUGHT BY AID OF FIVE-ROOM BUNGALOW THA Marrer' Now, Foo mous bee MMe KAM 74, ) PARTICLE RIT FaTMER uot {AAP At TNE KOO VER One é ISTAR—SATURDAY, JUNE 27 1014, PAGE 4, |THE SEATTLE STAR’S LAUGH DEPARTMENT PHYSIOLOGY NO EXCURSION BoaT 13 ComPLeTe WITHOVT THE GoYs f ‘HAT HANG AROUND ; THS STAIRWAY Mf A= (7 7 The No Smail Potatoes author smiled, and the An Easterner who had bought man resumed his promenade. a farm near Seattle heard of his | The next time he passed ho said neighbor's talent for raising | ®eain: large potatoes, so sent his farm “Gee, what a hand! If I could hand over to get a hundred | only write like that!” pound. } | Again Tarkington smiled, and “You go back home,” answered | the pam made another the talented farmer to the mes. | deck. Then he senger, “and tell your boss that 1 won't cut a potato for anyone!” only write a Oubicus Compliment third tn oh Tarkin 0 Wk terruption, the auth« id ‘ Well, what would you do tf you could? to Naples, deck “Go to China,” sald the young chair with pad and fountain pen | man, “and write labels for tea at work on a short story. A | doxem eee Our baker is a cheerful oaf, He has a merry soul; For every time he brings a loaf He takes away a roll young American mopped before him: “By gosh,” he said, “I wish T could write as well as you do” HELEN FARLEY this week's Circle | good stories | winning story is simple, but very appropriate, as the Fourth of July is only a week away, oe contest, Many By Helen Fariey Firecracker was a small, shagey pony Fred's gra ther had given him on the Fourth of July, when jers because his mother was very sick Fred was very sober that morn- ing, because he had-to be very quiet and not disturb his mother. It was a trying day for him, or, at | least, he thought it was going to be. |. After breakfast bis father called to him and said: “Fred, run down jto the barn and look in the back stall, and see what you will find | there.” Fred quickly ran down to the barn, and there, to his surprise, he found a pony, al. a nd brid. Jed and ready to rt Getting per nission from his father to ride, he took the pony up and down tn front of his house, the envy of all his |playmates. It was then he decided to call the horse Firecracker, be- cause he had changed a dull day in- |to one of joy and happiness, a ae ? “scours Hike The boy scouts of Tr op I. hik |to Wenatchee, 140 miler last week Their p welghed 25 pounds h, with jcamp kit and a kodak blankets, provisions, The time was made betwe and Monroe, a distance of 25% miles, The average throughout the trice Williams, prigelpal of the Haw- way. In a model! The girls of the Tahoma Wohels campfire held a meeting last night home of Ellen Felton, at sald Miss Willlams, “but my. most important/South Park. Two of the girla were king pf three meals a day and practice in|given the wood-gatherers’ rings. being to| They are Mathioma and Chauk Henrietta King. COMPETES AGAINST BIG FIELD nm Farley ts the winner of “oe ces, “e| CIRCLE CONDUCTS Po Finecnacnen —? | Fred could not have any firecrack-| Fourth, as it ts tive as possible with lim | Wana, otherwise Beatrice Davis and | trip, 26c 3, 9% or +in, Brass Cabin [ Door Hooks be Strong and artistic, for doors and windows, i> $1.26 Vehicle Driving Lantern fi bee veeeeoesceeeseuas band the We have both the Rayo and Hams on band now. | 10¢ doz, 9-1-16x31n. Plat Head | Stove Holts, doz. « eee | | One may save « costly repair. 1Se 64n. Green Handle Garden | Trowel Ke A handy, easy working trowel 20c 74n. Red Handle Garden Trowel ... 10¢ Very handy for replanting 26e |= -in. Hargrave Machine Thread, Malleable Screw Clamp be 7&ft. carton No, 11 Brass Picture Wire «..-+++ Much better than tin. 16¢ 18-1n. Wood Towel Roller 8¢@ Saves your towels; saves your money Kbeadoresnebeher sos eees 19¢ Hundreds of other just as good The best we can buy bargains on tap now. SPINNING’S CASH STORE 3217 “Ave. SEATTLE'S NO CRAB, SAYS MINNIE B FRAZIER--IT WON'T CRAWL BACK oe “Georgie, can you give me an example of the human body adapting itwelf to changed condi. tions?” Yes, ma'am, My pa gained 40 pounds t year and bis #kt sa <i area pi dernd “agtuey 824g You may! rest assured that Min-Jare beautified at the expense ot . = 8 lo B Frazier will never cast @|lothers? Nevert! Seattle has not Effrontery sjlot for any ward system what- reached her fame and beauty trave Mr. Wilking was near the ex oever. She bas not a spark of pa |eling crabfashion! diog polr his neighbor J] tence with this ab That Pink Tea Chap et him on the street he Sot ietrtoy yn bah “be And Mr. Editor, this pink-tem a To ns, 6 bu otber gibberish under hich b| " Fel aes we Pagan business masquerades with ite|™mayor—tee-he, tee-he bela one I er met! whining plea for a ward system in| governor of the state al “Why?” « ed his neighbor, [| 0Ur Proposed new charter. the social functions all over dublously Not Democratic state and serves a million He came over to my house last Mr. Editor; The writer never at-| Now why not create the presid ening and borrowed my gun to tended the old couneil chamber un-|of the council vice-mayor or vicg” Na dog that kept him awake [|der the ward it leav: | manager? mt t night ee Jing “m a wet ben,” and| Prof. Chas. Zueblin of Boston—= ~ : at of th with shame at the evident | {nternational lecturer and jee i I tr. Wilh it rte-triding vetul indiffer hed educator, after 400, was my dog he ed nce and utter irresponsibility, | miles of acientific sociological ti basse zie |which characterized those se*/ eling, says ities will never sions within the near 25 years of| good administration until their Begrudged tt my residence in Seattle. tention is fixed upon a sii 4 They were on their honey- The ward system is not demo-|¢i) ELECTED AT LARG! moon. He & peer of blue blood, Tl cratic. It is not representative|rect legislation, made fully ee an aristocrat, Looking at JT) nor responsible to anything nor|s{ble and controlled by er, he inquired anybody. It is not in keeping with | and referendum.” And you are not disap- |] ihe dynamics of present day pop- MINNIE B. FRAZIER, an ae ular government. It will build Chi- od 16th Av. ae She answered “No.” and, look- || neee walls around those 30 little ‘ stoi. ink away over the blue wea, add- Ji ciannish, quibbling settiements— ~~ © common people have T) gividing in its elements, essentials | bonermcon?” ths tincture, ‘It the posonous| SAWS IT HURT . ; ‘ oot which feeds the 5 of ght: rt ‘ sight toc | Tigraft it is a Vesuvi beiching| rhe fishing industry of the good fc t i observed with an austere sneer ores prt tied fava of graft, | ios been dealt a hard blow, in ti Mp Sap saacontes Gra ore geattie No Crab |opinion of Fish Commissioner L. raph: Go back to the ward system?| Darwin, by a decision of the We Get the Wrong Steer Go back to that inquisition of cor-| supreme court, interpreting the Out tn the country, don’t you || porate greed funds, partisan par-| prohibiting the use of set know, tlality, and extravagance benefit-| above tide water, in all streams, We always hear the cattle low; ing only the predaceous class—/|apply to all fish, instead of And back fn town again, we sigh, To find that beef i» always high. where a few wards blossomed and ' game fish, as heretofore in Remember whenever you are troubled with minor ailments of the digestive organs, that these may soon develop into more serious sickness. 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Where is the boy or girl who does not feel a thrill of pride and delight run through him or her when the | troops and the saflors march down! the street with Old Glory ahead? | Now, boys and girls, Uncle Jack | Wants you to write an essay on the “Fourth of July.” You may choose your own subject, but the story must be not over 150 words long, jand the prize is a dollar. . . ° le- WITH THE FLYERS, «| » junior aeroplane meet an nounced in last week's Circle will take place at East Cherry st. and 29th ay. Over i ntries have been received. The lists close July 15, ee a FORM JUNIOR DEPARTM 7? A juntor department of the Y, wv C. A. have been formed for girls un- der the age of 18. Plans have been formed for picnics, swimming, | hikes, folk dancing and all other out- | door sports. oe RST at ek ee ie ?o) | JUNIOR TILKS MARCH | nd The Junior Tilikums will take part in the Potlatch this year, This nbews was given out yesterday by Chairman J. BE. Barnes of the Till- kum committee. & &. “PRINCESS ALI To Skagway, calling at Alert Bay, Prince Rupert, Ketchikan, Wran- &ell and Juneau. The splendid “Princess” steamers offer every comfort. “Princess May” June 13, “Princess Sophia” June 20, July 4, 18 and August 1. Special sailings of the magnificent Iroquois Sails Tomorrow Spend your Sunday away from steamer “Princess Alice” June 27, July 11, 25 and August 8. [the heat of the city up sonic AN IDEAL VACATION TRIP | Hood’s Canal The luxurious For rates, sailings and information apply to CANADIAN PACIFIC RAILWAY 713 Second Avenue, Seattle, steamship Iroquois sails from Col |man Dock Sunday at 9 a. m. Round adults $1.00, children 60c Adv. “SAY, GIRLS, HERS we've At. COME QUT HERE TO GET AWAY FROM WORK AND HAVE A SOD TIMG. SECM TONS ‘SuccotasH Lopee' oucHT To \HAVE A MACHINE 30 We Coucd Go RIDING. Diana Dillpickles In ONG. “THAT'S Rica, 0 Joy-Riding | bags in This | Machine” "“BuT MAY6C THEY'V@ Gor Some« Bovr oucHT To ASK {! 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