The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 26, 1914, Page 8

SPECIAL 401-403 Pi F ITSNEITHER “SITS” NOR “SETS”: HEN | “SQUATS,” SAYS ONE; ALSO SHE “LIES” a It's <u use, That's all E ‘There never will be a solution to the question, “Does a hen sit or set on, eggs" The Star the other day announce @d that the solution had been AL- MOST reac The Star sees now Where it was wrong. We gave you al! the arguments Mu favor of “sit,” “sitting hens,” etc., @nd we thought we'd done some thing for humanity. And now look what we get from T. F. Chase of Seattle: _ “IZ” GLADDENS SORE, TIRED FEET “TIZ" makes sore, burning, tired | feet fairly dance with delight.| Away co the aches and pains, the} Corns, callouses, blisters and bun-| fons. 12" draws |" the acids 1nd poisons | at puff up, mur feet. No tter how vard ou work, how long you dance, how far you walk, or how long you! remain on yout | feet, “TIZ"| brings restful foot comfort. rie wonderful for tired, aching, swol-| , Smarting feet. Your feet just | conta for joy; shoes never hurt or} ‘weem tight. Get a 25-cent box of “TIZ” sien} any druggist or department ‘Store. End foot torture forever- “Wear smaller shoes, keep your feet sweet and happy. Just think! | & whole year's foot comfort for only 25 cents. out On All Clothing for Men and Boys Suits for Men and Young Men, including Blue Serge and Cheviots Reg % Off. % Off. $12.50... ..$9.40 $16.90 $15.00... .$11.25 00... $18.75 $18.00... $13.50 00. ..$22.50 $20.00. , ..$15.00 00... $26.25 Balmacaan Gabardine | Slipons, Tuxedo and Full f} Dress Suits, Prince Albert and Trousers for men and young men and Boys’ Cloth ing also at One-Fourth Off J. Redelsheimer & Co. st and Columbia UNDERWEAR FOR SATURDAY Open Saturday Nights. Tailored Ready Co. | Port Stanley, |—In SALE OF POROSKNIT Union ke Street “You SET a trap; you SET aside a sum of money; you SET your teh; a man SITS on a bench and § Sasaw, He ts called a : TER, just as brooding hen {s o alled a SETTER. The word SIT TING denotes the position of the occ They both SIT while They bot SIT while ation n. occupat they SE Now listen to this Ask Cynthia Grey “Since the SETTING hen SETS, will you kindly tell me which Is the mother of the chickens—the hen | that laid the eggs, or the one that hatches them?"—Mrs. Sarah J. Sparks, Brinnon, Wash That question must be terribly embarrassing to a hen. Here's one from John Hulsman, Wash. ‘The Frye hotel debate club is wrong. Hens do not SIT. They SET. “It was so decided {n court years “ ‘Lawyer to witness—-Where may she ship.) Judge—You mean, where may she lie? Hens lay Lawyer—! am honor A ST down,” lay? (Referring to certain corrected, your little later the judge said the hen neither SITS nor SETS on STAR—FRIDAY, JUNE 26, A SHOT IN ARM! ' PUBLISH JAP LAW THIS GIRL SEES — Workmen who get Jobs at the e Cedar river water works from now CORRESPONDENCE BAREFOOT BEAN pipe pega at Rioht Have We Io administration cor iaared tod years old, my little girl was shor ; : 5 7 that it had done right in tt# effort | ping with her grandmother one day |®!Y powalbility utever of an in to settle with Japan the eontro:| when at ane +4 ane 4) tale tion of the ¢ with ty irae aie mans att eee sk You for Your I rade Washington and T oF look That man ta bare ry 1 th our y and tn Japan fon his head Just like Unele wed that the Japanese bave| Jorry ts draw request for a new MRS, LOUIS RORBERS relat » the rights of Jar le Ww FRAZERBURG, ©, June 26.~-Al| Clever saylt t a iron, bs 1 the Now te the Time. to Get Rid of ams ad 2) aa Et | a remo Mt .. We Will Tell You ears to another " Derinda | """ gga ecee + > here's no longer the slightest az } om Br " ol bony tit be “ jeg lg Bese og Aen Me ney [need of fooling ashamed of your z t Andrew J. I m, to pay her) wit appeartin The Star , freckles, as the prescription othine va 2 0nd she sued Bim oF IS ABSENT; Hg * . et a “4 \eour prices have been tremendously reduced to clear $ 61 the ar nt el ng |'GROOM Ss Ss} re a » home original all ony of $1,000 at 6 per ~ Simply get an ounce of othine , . and 1 ‘ - tel f all . iin altinot $ id r "| MARRI BEST MAN doutie Henan jarred y - our racks and shelves immediately of all spring and The wife claima her firet husband cist and apply a little of tt night ,oummer apparel a cent of the allmony SCRANTON, Pa, June 2¢ After husband also has mar-| waiting several hours for Charles that even the worst freckles and both live 1 the same | Sewateh, the bridegroom, to appear, | ave begun to disapp while the neighbort They were divorced | Andrew Heinschak, the best man, | !!shter ones have vanished entire! or en an omen hand in marriage to the It {8 seldom that more than ar Hertha Aleon. The bride ac. | ounce le needed to completely clear J FiveDollars Does It 4 ‘4 and the wedding was per. the skin and gain @ beautiful clear { Be sure to ask for the double Little Effort Will Actually| [ROLLS IN A RIVER, Transform Many West- GRAND RAPIDS, June 26 ak ern Washington Houses) !»>inwk!, aged 60, while ¢ « nto the Grand river, Th fish Into Homes, Now. erment saw him floating down| stream, fi ed him out and revived| It would almost seem that him. Rabinaki we have been waiting for the reopening! ¢ hen went back to a of tt big clear ce sale which was brought to an abr nd about two) STAR WANT ADS have ecks ago because our ed Lots, Homes, Farms ready for of tuners and polishers could you, on attractive terms. not keep up with the sales. We stopped advert nough to hire a few me d get the re work fn hand again, and now since Saturday morning the selling has been enormous, Buyers have been} enthusiastic over the splendid tn-| struments offered, finding many of t ading makes included. Out-of town buyers are sending In their orders. Yesterday brought custom Angel wired Snohomish, Port Granite Falls, and one party in from Alaska We have even closed our ware house for good and have brought ery instrument that was including every one of them this sal A number of these planos are brand new, some have en out on sale in our wholesale partment and returned by 4 ers from Things Made New As If By Magic who have gone out of business. Still) ver ie ig only by knowledge, skill others are used instruments that] Yet it is only by Knowledge, skill oe bob ng abe oa transform forsaken articles Into ‘or the elegant and ndéW ro popular san Gf taneiy ans wahne | little Bungalow Player Pianos, and ate of Deauty ond vale So look th Kimball Player Pianos, and Player gh your bureau for Pianos de Luxe and the Autopiano.|°!4 rings, lockets, bracelets and} Further Real Price Cutting |chains. Bring them to us and we! will tell here how we can ma o re t chang hich | *’ 4, With, the recent changes whic! new and uptodate at sma’ ganization we are particularly RT ata okcke | aaah ws to sell out all of them. Hence| \'°, repair merlin | this unexpected and most unum ton gentoo | price cutting. We are not concern old eilverware ed about making a profit now, but ite life and I, M. BENNETT | Lawyer—The honorable court| with the end of our fiscal year want Z | means “SIT” down. Hens “SET.”*"/ all of these instruments out of the] 4 if agiet " out | Hen Squats |way. Hence most of them are ee W. L. Ames, Alger, Wash., con-|marked to sell at cost, some for} OF charges are nominal. tributes @ brand new idea. He says|even less and some for even 4 great eggs. He says she SQUATS. if she were to SIT or SET on }them, they'd break,” is his argu- men ‘ana Andrew Olson swats him right back | be says of Seattle Read what She Lies “You are all wrong about the hen. There 1s only one position or part of an animated object that can sit Upon reading the hen controversy in The Star, I went right into the barn and found a hen on eggs, and upon close Inspection I found th part that sits tilted at too great a degree to be considered sitting therefore the hen must lie on the eggs.” AVIATOR FLIES OVER WHITNEY FOR NEW RECORD INDE ENDENCE, Cal., June 26. his second effort yesterday, Aviator Silas Christofferson flew over the péak of Mt. Whitney, the highest mountain in the U. 8. es. tablishing a new altitude record in America. Mt. Whitney is 14.898 feet high and Christofferson flew high over its top at an estimated altitude of 16,000 feet. The first attempt to navigate the peak was made early in the morning, and the aviator fail ed because of the intense cold en countered, together with winds. Blind Boy Leads VANCOUVER, Wash., June Geo. Meyer of Lind, blind f y childhood, was the valec f the class of studenta graduated from the high school here. He was a member of the Glee club and one of the editors of the Alki, the school ann SHOCKS MOURNERS AT OWN OBSEQUIES 26 ear torfan who REDDING, Cal. June Wil am Johns, shoems turned from a visit to Wilt ngs, read n the newspaper counts death, and covered his was set for today. He finally found an old friend who willing to believe he was alive. Then he learn ed that the bod wned man had been identified as his TOWN ON STATE LINE GETS INTO 2 BANK DISTRICTS BRISTOL, Va-Tenn., June 26 -The city of Bristol, which is evenly divided by the state line has been placed inayee federal reserve bank dist 4 The Tennessee half of the city goes under the Atlanta reserve bank, while the en half goes under the Ridi™mond bank Bristol, Tenn., banks asked to be placed in the Richmond district but the request wan denied Bristol is said to be the only city In the United States that is similarly situated with reference to the reserve banks. ee leas than cont. ‘and University, It {a our firm belfef, and will be and so found, that never heretofore have circumstances made {t possible to offer so much genuine quality and | such a great assortment for such N EG-O- LI N| little prices. Each instrument ts SHOE POLISH guaranteed and each instrument | RASY | x Jeweler sas Ww |may be secured upon a deposit of $5. We arrange payments for the balance to sult the requirements of each purchaser. Most Prominent Makes Included If $6 a month t* convenient, these terms are acceptable to us. If leas than that, we will arrange to let a ood many of the planos go fc The finest, highest grade So! Hazeltons, Story & Clarks and Kim [balls and Deckers, several Lesters and Hallet & Davis will be sold at} lthese reduced prices and on terms Jof payment just Iike rent. | These Are Specially Designed Several of the most ¢« MAKES HOK (SHINING specially desig: socal) style” pianos, are also inc this reduced price sale. of them ne 10 dispc fal p Grands and som Uprights, and will make superb instruments for sev | eral of Seattle's egant homes. | Player Pianos Cut, Too We now offer Player Pianos at} low prices that cannot be duplicat ed elsewhere; $320 buys a nearly} brand new Kingsbury Inner Player| Plano; $365 now buys an elegant] | OM preservative in Negotin iqu Artistone Player Piano; $515 buys| pam Breeeryative in Negolin ita o the finest Wheelock Pianola Pian in th ity, while for $335, $345,| lack, Tan, White, Be and 100 $418 , you can now secure in-| Krocers, notion stores, shoe shops. struments that regularly sell for more than tw the money In this NEG- 0- LIN MFG. co. or any other city. Also several Seattle. Player Pianos de Luxe and also| “Preserves the Life of Your Shoes” eight Bungalow Player Pianos at ~ ‘a Reonereerrnay | nearly Roll Ae included Easy to Pay for One Start with a payment of only $5 the rest fs easy, Any instrument in this sale had on such y| Free Must price may be terms of payment as any home can conven arrange. Our new and most liberal easy payment plan places a piano within reach of ev ery child which ought to have a mu OHIO METHOD IN DENTISTRY | Missing teeth are The Ohio Method by sical education. No home should be without music, Payments can now be arranged semi-annually, or even on a one, plan two and three-year A Free Use Plan During th special two sale we replaved by artificial teeth agree instrument at payment on|that are natural as your origina one hicker! rjteeth, Examinations ar» now be the Autoplano, or any oth ing conducted without charge, and many numerous makes we " |estimates are furnished in all cases pong wiving every purchaser now | We Stand Back of Our Work two year ree use of an plano é offered in this sacrifice sale A for bd <eaee Guarantee, ° purchaser Is hound to prove a sati« Set of Teeth fied purchaser, for every {nstru Guaranteed 4 means satisfaction to the buyer Guaranteed ........ py jelephene or Write 10 Solid Gold or ‘ceauleahons #66 dice p : bey ; Porcelain Crown numbers, Any Instrument sent sub Gold or Porcelain ect to examination $10 $41 deposit of Bridge Work amount stated In this advertisement The deposit will be cheerfully re.| Solid Gold Fillings.$1., 00 Up funded if the Instrument is not|Other Fillings .......... 50¢ found satisfactory. This sale will i be conducted until every instrument| Office hours, 8:30 to 6. Sundays, | i vel 9 to 12 ¢ wish to repeat that, every in q strument in thi ale « definitely f guaranteed: mone hac f instrn ; n ever s ativfactory or as re ‘ sible retailers, Eilers bud ing. Third 207 UNIVERSITY STREET. CORNER SECOND AVENUE, at SMILES AND peo uls Bes “he 1914, PAGE 8 1 morning and you should soon pngth othine, as this ts sold un arantee of money back ff ft For which we are preparing will require all the o remove freckles.—Adver ( é é ement. room we can give to display the great quantities of merchandise now being bought by our buyers In the Fashion Markets of the World OurGreatCredit Offer | You Simply Can’t Refuse You Pay Down a Trifle, and Pay Each week or month a small portion of the amount charged to suit your convenience. Our Lenient Pa Fear and Pain eliminated by fern methods of tistry, and my prices ke it possible for any to have a good wet of yment Plan {S FOR ALL THE PEOPLE—RICH OR POOR Have der been m f strong, attractive e e teeth Se I give my. personal at HTN BE coco Bs Store Open Corner employ no transient help, ° but do my own work and Saturday Third { I am personally sible for same. DR. L. D. GRANT 205 Liberty Bldg. Cor. Third and Union respon- Night Until 10 o’Clock and University Here’s What You Have Been Waiting For e-| Sunday, June 28. A. M. EXCURSIO Hoods Canal to Union City On the Fast, Steel, Fireproof Steamer Iroquois THIS IS ONE OF THE GRANDEST SCENIC TRIPS IN THE U.S. COFFEE Sc—DAIRY LUNCH ABOARD THE BOAT—SANDWICH 5c Other first-class food at city prices. Or you may take your own lunch basket, if you prefer. LEAVE RETURNING COLMAN LEAVE DOCK UNION CITY 4PM, J A.M. ARRIVE IN ARRIVE UNION CITY SEATTLE ; 1:30 8:30 P. M. Fast Fireproof Steamer “troquois,” One of the Largest and Finest of Puget Sound Passenger Steamers Make Your Plans to Go Right Now and Be There Early as the Number of Tickets Is Limited DON’T MISS THE GRANDEST SCENERY IN THIS COUNTRY : The ment lig at Point Ludlow and Port Gamble, the snow-capped peaks their passage over the Round Trip “Iroquois” pas *s the U. 8. government lighthouse at West Point No Point; then rounds Foulweather Bluff into Hood Canal; passing the large Hangor, Seabeck-and Brinnon; then steams up the narrowest part of the canal, of the Olympic Range, where the Trade Winds, blowing in from the broad Pacific fields of eternal snow and ice. towns of Port Madison and Kingston; U. 8. govern- sawmill towns of Port seemingly underneath ocean, are cooled by thouse TICKETS ON SALE AT COLMAN DOCK ROUND TRIP $1.00 CHILDREN, 5 TO 12, 50c REMEMBER THE HOUR, 9 A.M., SUNDAY, JUNE 28