The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 26, 1914, Page 4

Lehi DEA AARNE RT NCR ha OO CN Ro A ISR pe IRE RTA NON te vor NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF NEW 7 bh News Service of the United Press Asavet: Postoffice as Second-Clans Matter, Entered at Wash By matt mon six mos, $1.80; year onth. out of olty, 24 per Sublished Dally by The Star exchange In Behalf of ‘“‘the Old Man’’ FRENCH duchess, the 400, makes the sur : prising point that for bizarre, aren't at all the product of s@emand, but that father himself is m “If the styles didn’t suit the hu ishe says, “they'd be modified * Put that in pipe t What she means, « fare forbearing and indulgent amakes their cyes pop out, HO cuss, instead of reading the riot act or starting they Hquietly bow to the inevitable and do their best to foot the ills. ; In that whap ¢ dor a su who } 2 week-en lly th Hime he stays at 1 grubs, i rder Wolks may have the time of their lives 04 But why shouldn't he? He's happier seeing them happy ' han if he were the subject of chief concern , Moreover, even when he’s working he meets more peop’ pte, | has a wider variety of interests and is less a victim of monot SOnous routine than they are—they need a change more than che. Hlisbing Co Phone, Mate #400 all departmen| a leader of feminine ingenuity nsible nds, I'm pretty re sure,” soon husband dea husbands and smoke it, of course, is that When they your asa see a row, she’s right father If t's seldom he enough sense, perhaps, Adit daug kind away him the men is usually quite a going For rs there ANY lans it remainder that the we full of sympathy Ti pa were a delicate and sensitive thing nerves ‘and quivers might ature him as ) But he isn't ause he prefers to be the main- Stay and support So don’t let’s be we leserving He is as he is ome mawkish about pa Payis fashions in women's dress, chic | or} | rule} a fashion that} and that creates a strong impulse | >) = At the same time, we don’t mind admitting that a little) ‘consideration and tenderness for the old man on the part of | ‘the women of the family is mighty nice, whether he expects | it or not. Pa may be unconsciously gons as well as for the vacation extravagances- Wjust because he is kind and loving and “easy.” Mot to be ungrateful responsible for the freak fash- responsible lf try 80, Yours to Command “Who now gets up early and stays up late? Hush, my child, ‘tis the candidate. And if you're wise, you won't have any pity on him, for it's time he his case to the people. This year will afford about the first time In our history that the plain folks will, if they wish, have, in well-nigh the entire nation, a direct chance to stand candidates up and tag ¢! be Even senators—United States senators. When our government began, it was a cute little possession of the ith only a teeny part of it accountable to the folk 4 that part he lower house of congress—accountable Our president a senators were hand-picked by a select few, and , to rarefy it more. the president and senators In turn picked the ‘ralers, the supreme court, appointed for life ‘The first intrenchment of privilege to yield to democracy was the! oral college. After the bosses captured the convention system came the more- very directly NO DRONES WANTED “There's Seth, all dressed up.” “Goin courtin’, I reckon.” “Wall, ef he's goin’ courtin’ country gals on a day Iike this, when there's work to be dor ! see him stayin’ an old ba “There goes Sachet, the short- story writer. “How does he rank?” “Well, 1 don't like to knock— but he writes stuff in which the heroine is named Millicent.” ee Her Turn Now “Be warned in time, Don't you know the girl am drinks and gambles at brid I know, 1! going her to to marr eee Nate and Kate Nate he came a wooing Kate Kate, the shrew, was obstinate. But Nate was great to placate | [THE SEATTLE STAR’S LAUGH DEPARTMENT] ————e OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE | Come Here! WHAT I WANT 19. A RAILROAD TickeT! 1914. PAGE 4 —— WELL, DON'T kip Yoursece, do, TI HEARD gic A 1 DON'T PROPOSG TH STAND HERE AND WAIT TILL You GeT “THROUGH JOSHING WITH THE OrRICe HELP} ee oe Crabpecked Husband The little, mild, bald man had settied down in the train to read, and, feoling drowsy | after a day a | asleep. On the hat rack above was a ferocious crab in a bucket, and, reaching the edze of the rack, it fell, alighting on the little man's shoulder, and grabbed his ear to steady Itself. All of the passengers wait ed expectan for develop. ments, but they heard was Let go, Sarab! I tell you I've been at the office all the evening all e © 2,000 years ago Twas in the day The Romans had hot water pipes To take the chill away It would have made us laugh and laugh Vatil our sides were weak, Could we have heard old Caesar yell “Th' bath bh . sprung a leak!" os see Worth Her Wages have a new cookT req Mr, Crosslote good work? cook very much, but she served notice that she wouldn't stay if my daugh ter didn't quit playing ragtime on the plano.” You Yea Yes COULD DO BETTER Editor—We can't read manuscript because it ts written in pencil, Don't you use a type writer your whiz! If | could run you think you'd ot —Gee n typewriter, do catch me writing poetry? ° Teacher Was Wrong Little Willle’s father found his youthful son out in the yard of @ Beacon Hill home, | holding up one of his rabbits by the ears, and ying to him: “How much |e seven and seven, now?” “Bah!” the father heard the boy say, “I knew you couldn't. Here's another one Six and six is how much?” “Why, Willle, what in the world are you doing with your rabbit?” asked the father | Willle threw the rabbit down with disgust. “I knew our teacher was lying to us,” all he said. how?" asked the he told us that rab- bite were the greatest multi pliers in the world, and thie dummy can't even add.” » a “A STAR WANT AD will ihe No. 805 1%x1% semi-finish double end Wrench ibe 6c Gin, adjustable end Wrench ihe pattern, No. 101 Ready Vrench ite They should go @ skooting 60-Amp. Cartridge Fuse 156 Corbin dull brass or old cop per finish, 2keyed Letter Box He 10c 2qt. covered Tin Te 10c pair 44in. Hinges be One pair in a box with screws 5-in. Cruso nickel-plated com ze Weacott Always p forged, Pall be bination Pliers 76e Railroad Pick Be These are a few samples of our prices 1415 FOURTH 1417 AVE. _SPINNING'S CASH STOR yf ADO ) FADO’ AND THE ‘VERY PICKLE’ LATEST PARIS, June 26-—Two new dances, the “fado fado” and the “very pickle,” have suddenly sprung into favor here. The former rather resembles the [jl 0°)" hornpipe. The woman stands [oii back to back with her partner, | feet close together. Then they indulge in an involved shuffle. In the “very pickle” the couple sek CAE gallop along, hop on their toes, Matic Te woneeene kick high and pirouette. tny complexion, giving ft - } ) expression. eling 0 To Improve Expression as Well as Complexi: No contin face is renily beautiful that Do you realize that » of powders and creams 11 piiancy of skin and of expression? Why not ng better, es or make or ? Ordinary tx quite differently ression a By‘ gradually, tf the thin veil RESIDENCE THEATRES - - =) At the Greenwood Until Sunday “Lucile Love,” fourreel drami *Mike and Jake Go Into Matrimony, comedy | ry ian thin wax. It is seldom than an ounce in needed. It is read on nightly iike cold cream and off mornings. In @ week eas sformation 1s com- the Home Until Sun’ Kangaroo,” five-reel “ee this Pleasant Hour Until Sunday || Mad Hermit,” three-part oe tn “The Boob's Honeymoon,” des See a ve course, enbance | “The ; from all objection At the ing 1 02. powdered The {drama ‘comedy Advert “Today’ s Styles Today” We Clothe for direct primaries. Through them came the 1. & R. Then the surrendered. ‘The defeat of Taft wrote “fints” on gang control of presidential con- tons, and soon our presidents will be named, in effect, directly. The supreme court remains aloof ‘rom direct reach; but you'll no that of late it hasn't been taking many chances. It undoubtedly what will happen if it and democracy shall hi to lock horns. So today, more nearly than ever before, the government is Mr. Man, not to forget the advancing missus. active candidates are to be your agents. You can make ‘em behave as you wish. Not again can you escape the responsibility by pleading that as a/ ler of fact you had no voice | You're doing the hiring this time, and It is very decidedly up to you give the orders. i Kata, Shoe had for Nate no innate hate; So Nate she couldn't domi-nate. And Kate he did domesti-cata. LOOK FOR POSSE: BAKER, Ore, June 26--Uniess word is received today from Sher iff Ed Rand, who left here at the head of a posse to search the mountains for Ed Fisher, wanted {in connection with the shooting of Mayor Stewart of Copperfield, dep uties will head a searching party Nothing has been heard from the posse wince it departed several days ago and fears for the safety of the men are entertained, Stew art is recovering. IS “HELLO” DAY OLYMPIA, June 26.—The confer ence to recommend a minimum | wage for women is considering to | day the wage for women in tele phone and telegraph offices. The nferen: fs made up of repre-| sentatives of the employers, em ployes, and the public. Assistant Attorney General Allen yesterday held the length of the lunch hour cannot be left to a majority of en employes to Navy Yard | orFice By Lots SALEM, Ore, June 26,--Seven ties in the recent progressive pri mary nominations and one in the democratic nominations were set tied here yesterday when Miss Vio let Welborn, stenographer in th office of the secretary of sta drew lots, in accordance with the law and named the agpirants. USE STOLEN MOTOR | TO HAUL LOOT SAFE ST. LOUIS, SHOULD SAY SO!| The steamship Victoria was de clared to be a Yery valuable ship when she arrived from Nome yes terday afternoon, completing the first trip of the season, with gold bullion valued at $238,000 aboard She also bad 46 pamsengers Men on Credit At No More Cost Than Cash Prices The very latest arrivals are here in Men’s Summer Suits. The highest standard of good tailoring expressed in each gar- ment. Ask to see the famous BRADBURY $2 5” Model “‘A’’ at E outfit men from head to foot on terms of payment best suited ‘to your income. Get as much as you need, pay as much as you can spare down, the balance in installments. By so doing you are always dressed in the height of fashion. DANCING HIPPODROME ter the Operation VO doctors say they've found a way to keep blood out of the human heart while that organ is cut open and ned. Doubtless they rely on the shock of their bill to it pumping again. | You Want Him That Long? JHE STAR has information that an attempt ts being made by some rere to get their employes to withdraw names from the recall petitions. A reputable employer will attempt no such dastardly act. us aj By fair means and foul, Lafe Hamilton's lackeys are trying to save scalp. An organization of so-called taxpayers has be under the lead of Reeves Aylmore, a notorious reactionary “Bnd politician. The standpat organs are peddling the bunk that the election will eliminate the nec y for a recall and therefore no celal election is necessary. DON’T "ne MISLED. HAMILTON'S TERM WILL LAST FOR NEARLY THREE YEARS MORE UNLESS RECALL 18 HAD. Hamilton does not come up for re-election this fall Remove Skin This Time HERE'S talk of joining forces to insure Congressman Humphrey's defeat this fall. Good idea. Humphrey has been elected merely g by the fact that the opposition has been divided before, and even ie he only managed to get in by the skin of his teeth. BULL SROS. Just Printers 012 THIRD +sAIN 1043 Not only can IRONITE be kept bright and sanitary with @ litte soap and water, but It keeps ite luster a long time. CGonle Heel-Proof Floor Paint In different fidor paint and with- out question a little better. It en- joys a larger sale, by far, than or paint in Seattle. to put Dries Made in ten colors, BIG I EXCURSION SUNDAY on over Be Reasonable, Scott ots WN his consummate gall, the receiver of the Seattle, Renton & South. ern tells the city council that the company is willing to abide by the franchise, and at the very same time he’s in the federal court enting, by Injunction law, the running of city cars on Fourth av n't the franchise provide for “common user,” Mr. Calhoun? June 26.—Yergs stole mand safe from the office of | Battleship Oregon, cruiseralf the Chamberlin Metal Weather Strip . . Company, hauled it in a stolen auto Pittsburg, Colorado, Milwaukee, 9 secluded spot in the country and and U. 8. 8. Davis, Fortune andi chiseled it open. They chose the Philadelphia now at yard. one of three safes in the office did not have a large sum of , according to Manager Visitors welcome daily | ee See Dry Docks, Officers’ | , Quarters, Machine Shops, etc, | | ic EATTLE PAINT 8. 8. H. B. Kennedy leaves Pitre Mahon 4 Colman Dock 6:30, 10:30 a. m; vi 1:30, 56:30 p, m. Other boats at THIRD AVE. SO. & JACKSON ST, H yon one Make LAVOLOID=| free ca wn The Perfect Washable Wall Paint THE STAR is gently reminded by some socialists that the faction S inst the Hinky Dink charter do not rep: nt all the so- ‘ery welll We never pretended that it did. | Chadfey. have gotten to exceed $ CAN'T HURT HIM KANSAS CITY, Kas,, June 26,— Prof. C. W. Andrews, claiming the distinction of being the only bal loonist with wooden legs, fell a con. | trip, 50c. Chil siderable distance yesterday and) 2he. landed in a tree unburt “Nothing at all, I've often done that,” he sa : MARY GARDEN hi role in store for the public, | Hal She's going to discard a string of beads from her stage costume! | THE SHOE REPAIR MAN 216 Union 1332-34 Second Ave. 211 Union St. Seattle’s Reliable Credit House Fare, dren, round 5 to 12 “Don'T THANK ME, MISS DILLPICKLES, THERE'Y YouR HERO — AR, JETHRO GREEN BERRY!” You MR, RUSHES, WR FOR SAVING PY, 4 “A COLD at eae: PLUNGE AND | A HER‘ A ‘'Screecher’